What exactly made midna so famous?
>>730719660That's the only good thing left in the pokemon franchise.
We should split the costs of the large-sized moldforged midna toy between a bunch of anons and take turns sharing itcleaning between optional
>>730719660Literally every time she's on screen, it's all about her big fat bubbly ass that hides underneath her expansion suit.
>>730656051I WANNA SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE NOODLES
what went right?
>>730718465Typical Skyrim fan.
>>730711665Good marketing.
>>730711665Modding no modding scene and this game would be dead.
>>730711665The atmosphere and music.The actual gameplay and RPG elements... not so much.I always love starting the game up and walking through the wilderness, but within a couple of hours I'm bored and loading up a better game.
>>730716264I tried playing Morrowind and it sucked. I couldn't hit anything and the walking speed was so slow. It was a bunch of repetitive text and vague instructions over and over. And enemies were too strong. I was trying to do quests and dying. It's like I had to guess which quest was the correctly scaled one I could actually do to level up. The setting is bizarre, just weird stuff like mushrooms and alien bugs everywhere.
MOMMY MORE
>>730720846What do women's feet feel like bros?
>>730720846hot
>>730720976You can suck women's toes
3D anime is fucking shit.
>>730720976Softer than my feet
What's the reason for the combat to be absolutely god awful?
>>730718167The lock on works fine in KCD2. Yeah, it's shit in KCD1 but it's greatly improved in the sequel.
>Hey look! Henry’s come in your ass!
>>730707808Jesus Christ be praised
>>730718167Another reason why bows were the best weapon in KCD1. But really, you can just eternally back up to keep from being surrounded.
>>730719945That’s what I do in 2. Taxidermist poison or whatever it’s called : hurts and slows so I can kite everyone forever without risk.
>release date today>not a single thread about itIt's really 10 years too late isn't it?
>>730720548he's irrelevant nowadays.
There's no steam page for it?
>>730721231my streamer heckin fell off!?! six seven six seven. flossing for my bro. no takebacksies!
>>730721246They know it'll get mass refunded when their 12 year old fans realise it's a half finished turd, so they're selling it standalone and hoping too many kids don't do chargebacks.
>>730721176correct will also anti-shill and call this game ass everywhere
Patch notes, dev vision and Deadpool trailer are releasing todayWhat are you hoping for? Besides the obvious Hela/Hawkeye/Phoenix/Daredevil/Invis/Gambit nerfsPersonally, I want to see vanguard Deadpool with a regeneration gimmick. It'd be cool as shit if he respawned on his death spot instead of in the spawn.
Soon....
>>730718518>What are you hoping for?more woke slop
>the TRANNY is hereKeky!!
>>730718709what if they gave him his teleport belt and allowed him to teleport to any spot on the map on respawn
>>730718518Luna buffs and new skin reveal of course
Is Commander a good format?
>>730720349Wouldn't have worked with my friends probably. One guy who looked and acted liked a jew but wasn't only wanted to play pauper lol, mr cancer deck wouldn't touch that shit, and the two collectfags would rather just buy the box for themselves. The couple others weren't invested enough to buy more than a started and a pack or two the one time.
Yeah. At least, it's a lot better than Standard (at literally all times) or Modern. The point is the varied games that you get and how quirky people's decks end up being. There's just a ton of variety so it doesn't get old nearly as fast. That said, if anyone is playing a meta commander they're retarded. Optimizing the fun out of your games in order to get wins that don't matter is the stupidest shit.Applies to Singleton in general though. Doesn't have to specifically be a commander format, that's just more popular because fewer games are draw-pass.Best format is cube draft though with a decent cube and group.
>>730718867https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1
edh and edh pandering killed the game harder than ub ever did
>>730720506I just want to go back to 2004-2007. Just like video games. And anime. And almost everything else.
TAU WILL TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE
>>730721080I really just want slurs and insults, and they need to be meaner than fantasyNot sure what chaos would say to tau, I don't know if "vagina face" would fly
>>730720124>would be news in late 2026
>>730721112>>730721158These are the exact same two posts if you think about it.
>>730721158>Tau fans are now just futafagaIs it over tausisters?
>>730721158For me it’s water caste femboys
>>730719615Oh right and there's also a twink who inner monologues about how much he wants Gon's cock every 5 minutes
>DBZ Anime>Good>Stupid nonsensical contradictory anime only filler that can't even keep its story straight.>Even manga source material is questionable>Full of contrived ass-pull shit, like magic water that makes Goku stronger, Gohan magically growing his tail back once and only once at the perfect moment, Vegeta sensing Gohan and Krillin and it just so happens a giant fish jumps out of the water at that exact moment...
>>730710621Project kakarot disappointed me because the concept of a basically 3D legacy of goku sounds awesome but in execution it was just ok. Cool that they did all those DLCs though
>>730710696Its almost like writing stories is hard and Akira Toriyama ran out of stories and said, well, let's do what I did with raditz again and again and again.
>>730716847>Kyoure Bvenezuelan Cscatbrat
>you are now an Elder Scrolls NPCWhats your schedule?
"ugh .. I saw a mudcrab earlier ... horrible creatures""I dont know you and I dont care to know you"
>>730719215>karen haircut
>>730719079>Go to temple of Dibella>Have orgy with slut priestesses>Sleep while cuddling slut priestesses>Repeat
>>730719079>wake up in the afternoon in a tavern>go to the darkest corner of the mainhall of the tavern to eat>dialogue is just "what?" or "hm?">make my 3 ingame hours journey out of town towards a nearby forest>chop some wood for 30 ingame minutes>go back to town for another 3 ingame hours>spend the evening sitting outside the tavern ogling local women>go back to bed after midnight
>>730719215she'd be too busy coc-ing herself into the nearest bandit cave
>i dont 100% my games, its too much work
>>730720279Durrr I can't understand basic human emotions, that makes other people the retards somehow
>>730720279"Fun" tends to refer to if you're enjoying an activity. More precisely, it's when you're engaged by and/or interested in the process of the activity, and would like to keep going or repeat it in the future. It's a human emotion, similar to being angry or horny. If you find you benefited from this information, I would appreciate a reciprocal gesture in the form of sending one of your xeno women to my domicile. I promise to take good care of her
>>730720279
>>730694261I close it immediately when the opening is a closed off unskippable tutorial or has an unskippable cutscene right away.FUCK. OFF.
>>730694575>DUDE I GO TO RESTAURANTS FOR THE SOCIAL ASPECT
This is as severe as a Pathologic outbreak times....3!
>>730720358>No loli optionWhat were they thinking?
>>730713547I fucked up one of the examinations on Day IV and then told Clara to fuck off a not come back until she's got a degree, so completely fucked the vaccine development as haven't treated anyone since then.I've taken out Shabnak-adyr every day though and that's allowed me to keep contagion low enough to unlock up to Day X so far.
>>730720045>Pathologic would have been a more amusing game if it was about a horndog in a town that is in the process of producing a ton of widows.No that's literally the premise of P3
>>730720668>Only a slavic game can start from a dating sim to a survival game that ponders on existentialism or whatever the plot was.If you are talking about Pathologic 1, it essentially ponders all of western philosophy, or at least all of the by-far most important trends that affect our modern western mindset. It quite literally pits the three most prominent trends against each other. Each character represents one school or tradition, and pushes his own ending as the correct one.The Void, on the other hand, does actually very specifically discuss existentialism and the subject of existential dread, above anything else. It literally starts with a poem that is credited as the earliest example of that philosophical problem in European history.But yeah. Only slavs would have the ambition (or audacity) do something this insane. Though it's probably fair to mention that the decision to make a dating sim wasn't really motivated by the desire to make a romantic interest focused game, but more pragmatic decision that with their absolute lack of experience, programming knowledge and budget, Dating Sim VN was literally the only format to make a game. They didn't trust they could pull anything more complex off when they started working on it.The earliest iteration of Pathologic, was a DnD session. True to that source of inspiration, it was a medieval fantasy game back then, and was intended to be a more political thriller, with five players serving as royal spies trying to figure out what is causing a peculiar city to rebel, despite having an extremely enlightened and kind ruler.So I think these political / philosophical subthemes were on Dybowski's mind from the start.>I couldn't finish the game.That is completely understandable, even if you don't feel sick. Pathologic 1 was a very, very hard game to finish. It's very hard to enjoy in any capacity but entirely cerebral one.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>730706801True Danil experience
>Bad girl>You fucked up my face!Who did it better?
>>730720432Weren't they fixing up Hunt Down The Freeman? Are we about to see history's greatest comeback?
kill yourself phoneposting subhumanite
>>730720432Some of the best Mario 64 romhacks are edgy schizokino (The Patchmaker's Workshop, Beyond the Cursed Mirror)
Why did Sonic spawn so many turboautists but Mario didnt?
another mystery game where you compare the shoes
>>730719940 mr. sperg out
>>730719546The time limit is absurdly generous, it's just there to discourage you from examining everything and asking every character about every topic (i.e. the actually tedious part of detective games for people with the bad kind of autism (anon))
>>730720657>discourage you from examining everything and asking every character about every topicwhich is dumb because they're actively making you discover less (id est, not what an actual detective would do, so it's dumbed down for normalfags)nothing tedious about having to check everything, it becomes tedious when you have to backtrack ooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr, just don't make every shoe, sock or stocking be examinable! that way you don't need a time limit > no discouragement > no time wasting > you can just play the game without bullshit useless mechanics!try to respond without namecalling this time, your bad autism is showing
>>730721152Chill out, jonathan blow.
>>730721239I could not care less about who your eceleb is thanks for proving me right mr. low IQ, good day
Get more RAM while you can...
>>730713229I'm so fuckin excited to get a chatbot in my washing machine
Soon
>please panic buy>do it nowno
>>730714087>AI is the only reason the stockmarket reversed its post covid freefallYou are a colossal retard. Useful idiot doesn't even begin to describe you.
>>730721149Just letting you know
why doesn't he just get a haircut?
wesker game when?
>>730719434>the old Doom viewThis is the zoomiest thing I've seen all dayFYI Quake had such first person viewmodels tooAt least they were 3D compared to 2D Doom sprites
>>730720473already exists
>>730703530The volume on his hair is fucking crazy, it's adding like 2-3 inches of height to him.
>>730708212Always reminds me of this gag, I was shocked to learn people actually do it.
> Waves of the same enemies appear> Reused locations> Need to kill all same respawning enemies over and over to proceed> While playing the same character with the same gameplay the entire gameHow tf do people not find this shit boring?
>>730717330Because its SO CINEMATIC WOW come on now anon, don't play dumb
They're fun mindless brawlers, with great graphics at the time. Let's you turn off your brain and mash some buttons.But it was always seen as a poor mans Devil May Cry.
>>730717330button mashing is all the rpg hater brains can handle
>>730717568are you joking nigga? that looks sickgo back to your zanzibartos or autism simulatrs if you cant't stand enjoying a power fantasy once in a while
>>730717702 Bro you say that like it's a bad thing. Sometimes you just wanna juggle a minotaur in the air for 10 seconds with flaming blades while yelling like a maniac. Not every game needs to be some 500-layer systems RPG. Let the rage out.
>Ruins gaming
>>730705278I hate that shit.How isn't it dead and old at this point?
>>730705650That just happened, check please, he's right behind me isn't he?
>>730720835Millennials retiring are a few years away
>>730720745i felt like that 10 years ago. now all the kids dress like me and listen to korn. i knew i would win in the end.
>>730705701>>730705871it's like how millenials get blamed for greige interior design, like any of us own a fucking house or have the money to furnish it>>730720969lmao no millenials are ever retiring. Nobody has the savings for that shit
>play a jrpg>Characters call someone in their 30s oldThis feels uncomfortable
Tick tock, zoomie
back to bed unc
>>73072114130 is oretty old, we just need to accept it and move on
>>730721141but 30 is old dude.
Would you marry Abigail? Do you think she was a good wife?
>>73071434690 dudes an hour. So each guy got 40 seconds of sweet sweet gash.Like, you wanna impress me? Make 300 dudes cum in a day or something.
>>730709059Why? You can just have her without marrying her.
>>730717768Even Jack had her.
>>730719750
>>730714514>mary-bethGood taste, easily the most beautiful girl in the gang.Outside of the gang: That one gorgeous redhead with huge breasts that Arthur talks shit to in that one mission in the saloon. You know the one.
