>Game has mediocre rating on Metacritic>Game has Overwhelmingly Positive rating on SteamWhy does this happen?
>>730648704>Boobs on the physical coverThose were the days, we had it all
>>730651681Only if your objective is red medals, which are relatively easy to getThe autists are concerned with the leaderboard not just beating the dev, and for that exceptionally autistic precision aiming is required
>>730649064That's why it works. They made speedrunning user friendly enough so that almost anyone can feel good about their performance.
>>730647942PC retard race has shit taste
>>730648309>The only shit I know about it is that it's a rougeliteindie scene is so fucked that people automatically assume every game is a roguelite
Where should i start if i want to get into this franchise?Ocarina of Time 3D?
>>730653291>Ocarina of Time 3DShirp of HariknianA link to the PastMajoras MaskFeel free to ignore the rest, mayhaps play the NES game (zelda I) and the GBC games (ages and DX)
>>730653518>>730653532this. but would it feel cheap to todays youth i wonder?
I got LinkedIn to the Past when it was new.I didn't really like it.
>>730653291The original is definitely a "figure it out with kids on the playground" game. It came with a partial map that you were meant to finish and I only ever beat LoZ1 because I used my cousin's map. LoZ2 is better about that but still kind of nasty, I only beat it because of a friend's older brother. ALttP marks when things can reasonably be figured out on your own and is a great place to start if you don't want to look stuff up on the internet. Link's Awakening is similar to ALttP on the Game Boy and is an easy contender for best game on that system. OoT is great but I'd start with ALttP. After ALttP go with Link's Awakening then do OoT and immediately jump into Majora's Mask. Beyond that you have the Oracle games, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess. The beginning of TP drags on for a while but overall it's a solid game.
>>730654286>LinkedIn Lol autocorrect.I've never even used that site.
I like this. If Steam supports ARM, then I could play PC games from Steam on my phone too.
>>730636080>>730652565x86 is CISC and ARM is RISCCISC is overcomplicated garbage
>>730652701>>730641098live service slop with kernel anti-cheat is not real vidya
>>730634813the implications are that Valve are about to change the entire industry again, You see that itty bitty phone? that could be your gaming console.Were looking at a low energy high output future.
ARM gaming is viable now especially if you have a Snapdragon based device
nice
Damn, you guys never told me that Fate was woke. /s
>>730652208How did the new translation handle his questionable comment about Mitsuzuri getting assaulted?
>>730652208>Shirou was always woke, what are you even saying
>>730651924Kill yourself wokie. Death to my enemies
>>730651853>Sexual harassment is le.. WOKEThis is why you never had sex.
>>730651853Shirou is where the legendary Tohsaka's anus line came from. Calls Sakura an educated whore inside his head, told the king of britain to stay put as a woman.That shit in the image is just to take a shit on Cu because he's the jobber who atleast never misses the mark with shitposting.
How the h*ck are you supposed to respond?
>>730582386Vampires are medically dead, so yes pregnancy is a zero* chance *except maybe some very high generations, and I'd reckon it has to be male vampire to human female even though they never quite get into the mechanics. The result is a Dhampir, which is functionally just a Revenant (or thinblood maybe) in one generation.
>>730580251I've played this game a few times now and I still don't know what terrible secret he uncovered that necessitated his murder or who he made the bargain with.I'm guessing La Croix had him killed to frame Nines but I assume that isn't the only reason but I don't know what the other reason was. Was the bargain made with Cain?
>>730588103God I love watching
>>730630495It's madness because they have no logic for WHY they think what they think.
>>730585735I'm basically already a Nosferatu except for all the "muh clan ties and muh loving community" bullshit. Objectively (though subjectively being forced to rely on others would be a fucking nightmare) it would probably be a step up for me (well except for the whole being a degenerate animal that slowly rots away, and the fact that vampires aren't really the people in the bodies they inhabit - though the jury is undecided whether that's a metaphorical flowery explanation or they basically have a different soul inhabiting the corpse that has all the memories (maybe not that one as DTF already has that shtick))
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2026/01/seasonal-switch-2-sales-show-significant-slowing-as-annual-cycle-sunsets/?comments-page=1#commentsI JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE and KEYCARD, WAHOO!Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by sales flopping due to fucking price and keycards, and shitty exclusives which resulted in switch 2's sale flopping like WiiU, when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Mario Kart world, Pokemon ZA Metroid 4 while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Japanese game with metascore over 90s in 2025. And according to this article, PS5 sold a lot in winter 2025 while switch 2 flopped hardly in winter like WiiU.
>>730653040He straight-up said he was playing a game, though??
>>730651285>mobile trashLiterally all better than Metroid Prime 4
>>730653339Eric is the new Barry. You gaslighted people about Eric so much that he became a legend, Eric is cool now, just like Barry
>>730652127Elden RingEnchant Farm (translation of 2015 game)Astelibra (remake of older game)Stranger of Paradise
>>730653559Yeah. Better than every Japanese game on 2025, like MH wilds, Yumia, Mario Kart world, Pokemon ZA, Metroid 4. Japanese game is OWACON!! Time is for Chinese and Western game!! Nintendo switch 2 flopped hard and nailed on the coffin on Japanese game as winter sale proves!! PS5 prevails and Switch 2 flops in winter shows this state: Western game and Chinese game rises and Japanese game falls. Kore ga yo no hate, hito ga dore hodo agaitemo ketsumatsu wa kawaranai.(It is the END for Jap games. How hard Jap tries, the outcome never changes.) Nintendo will regret abandoning Chinese market soon. They have kicked away the biggest market and finest games on platform and chance to obtain technology from Chinese devs.
We took this for granted...
>>730631105not to the chinese who are stuck in the 2025 year of the snake until the lunar new year
>>730619264>Goyslop on the ground>Goyslop on the wall>In a house made of Goymaterials>Made with Pajeet AI You deserve to suffer>>730619509/thread
>>730620121Agreed
>>730620236kek
>>730619264Is this AI or not?Aren't the TV sockets supposed to be Yellow, White Red in that order?
How're you holding up in the wait for the next part, Anon?
>>730653756TOT
>>730653756Renee kissing Ashley into a very, very confused submission.
>>730653756Renee huffing Andrew's shorts. Shota andrew staring from the doorway also you're a whore
>>730654126>>730654241Homosexuality and pedophilia are not ok with the Brock rules
>>730654273Just Renee huffing shorts then. She's kind of a freak for her son when no ones home. Also I thought you were Casy for a minute and got excited to bully
Tell me about this character
Tangle fucks her with her ginormous lemur cock
>>730638416Is Whisper available yet?
Dear Seega. Please add Surge and Lanolin, Riders outfits for everyone, and give us back the rest of the Extreme Gears. Thank you.
>>730652554February. Possibly March on account if Aiai being pushed back.
>>730638416fat bitch (term of endearment)i sex she
I have been hyped for Hytale ever since it has been announced but today I discovered something that changed that for me.I was browsing the site and foudn this screenshot. What the fuck is that weapon? It looks like a halberd deprived of its head. It's stupid. Nobody would use a weapon like that. Why not just use a real halberd? A real halberd would be better than just the handle of a halberd.What a stupid weapon. This has ruined all my interest in Hytale. Do not buy Hytale. The weapons are stupid nonsensical memeslop.
>easily sells 10 million copiesKNEEL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC3yWtZRvAw
I don't like Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom
we know after the last few hundred times you made this thread
>>730653459BOTW was very good apart from the more traditional zelda stuff like puzzles and dungeons and totk is a pile of horseshit and one of the most soulless games ever created>>730653509Im not even impressed by it technically, gmod did that shit back in 2007. I think the only thing totk did better was the shrines.
>>730653459I wish TOTK got content updates and DLC, it had a lot of potential and it didn't even shipped with master mode, I don't get why Nintendo was so autistic about not doing DLC for it
>>730653890Ok but what about if they make another 100 threads, will you care about their opinion then?
>>730654009because it was a dlc
Making a new WoW character. I need help coming up with a name. Going mage
>>730644752>>730650096This one's NWN2. Specifically the Sigil/Planescape mod.>which is the good oneI like 2 but 1 is the more popular one with the bigger community.
>>730636960Cunti McWolfpussy
fox thread
WorgenIbarelyKnewHer
Is it wrong of me to love worgen women
might not wanna miss out on this game, just because you hate indianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY4zS-lIB6sINB4 buy an ad, saar, do the needful etc. you faggots are so unoriginal
>>730652328There are like 4 indians games being advertised. Have any of them come out?
>>730652328I don't hate indians in their own country, or making their own gamesThis one looks pretty cool
>>730654046I mean it actually looks pretty shit, but in an interesting way at least
I get that it would definitely devolve into furfaggotry but I could swear Rakshasas always had tiger heads.
Indian mythology is cool af. I wish someone made an actually good game about it.
I am Anonymous, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to two waifus? 'No!' says the Blazerfag, 'She can fix me!' 'No!' says the Visifag, 'I can fix her!'I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Both
>>730649153>twilight for men the game.
banter banter banterfuck fuck fuckCompelling dialogues !
>>730649153>unironically using “fag” to group fans of a character in 2026Embarrassing
The mental illness ratio necessary to care about this shovelware is big, but to create this type of embarrassing threads is genuinely pitiable.
>>730654028unc behaviour fr fr sis
Where can I meet a girl with the same personality as Noelle
>>730654054How did you infer that from my post? Men and women a different.
>>730652256Kris could just be a biological girl tbf desu senpai
>>730653739>you just want to fuck herWhere do you think you are? No shit people just want to fuck the cartoon deer.
>>730654004Probably a cartoon red heart, everyone in both Undertale and Deltarune describe it as a heart. You have to remember everyone has a SOUL, it's not something special
>>730653739>harmless christmas loving dorky christian equivalent dude who says one liners and really misses his childhood friend and deep down is a freakNo nigga, the turtleneck glasses wearing Grade A having bright young man from a rich family with a dead older brother is very likeable trope mix. Girls would slice wrists for him the same way we'd endure to creampie doe pussy.>>730654004Souls aren't hearts. You'd have an abstract, hard to look at "thing" that resembles a pillow and can shatter but is the crystalized condensed power of a humans Compassion.
What's the most blatant in-game advertising you've ever seen?
>>730651206>Those weapons on the vending machinekek
>>730650053There are like 3 or 4 of these billboards on this track alone.
Sports games have to shill multiple big corpos to recreate the authentic ad-infested experience.
>>730650053>best healing item in the game is a shitty real world product
>>730652297>>730652529Nobody is immune to Propaganda retard. Even your ass.
Oh, dear, another dogged contender.Welcome, Tarnished One, purloiner of Runes.Mind you, the mantle of Elden Lord interests me none. The Erdtree's Curse, the legacy of lords, let it all fade into nothing.You’ve done quite enough, now have your rest.
>>730631449I’m so glad Fromsoft continues to create 10/10 femboys, and they’re not gonna stop no matter who whines.
>>730653253The "actual source of life" is the Elden Ring, and the Greater Will created it. Even Hyetta begrudingly has to admit this. Read up on the game again.>the Crossed Tree withersYeah, nothing says withering like one trunk becoming perfectly straight and standing up while the other also grows upward. That Crossed Tree sure fell over and wasn't just some artist being creative and going completely uncensored by the hyper-censoring Marika in the Lands Between. Calling this absurd idea out is the sole reason this post is even being written.>not bound to the ErdtreeIt's literally called Minor Erdtree, the incantation is totally linked to the Erdtree.>Most spell descriptions show the Two Fingers commanded the people of the Lands Between to attack the Tarnished on sightBecause Vyke and Bernahl fucked everything up and the Tarnished even got kicked out of the real Roundtable Hold. The Two Fingers doesn't want to admit that everyone wants to kick the Tarnished's ass and it wants to pretend it still knows what it's doing. Only Placidusax reverses time.
>>730653520>We even see Miquella begging on the ground in a flashback and sounding like he got flat-out rejected. More mede up mentally deranged bullshit.That scene is Miranda's prayer btw, it represents adult current Miquella in the cocoon drawing power from the deaths of the Battle of Aeonia>The Crucible doesn't work that wayYes it does actually>there are notable distinctions between the body and the soulWhich you don't understand because you aren't even aware that it's the soul that is enhanced through runes.The hilarious thing is that the game is also very blatant at referencong Malenia as Ibis, who sends her brother to the underworld, to the point that her literal table is modeled after the real temple of Ibis, but even ignoring that it times and times again references Scarlet Rot as the power to draw life from death and cause rebirth, close in nature to Miranda's bloom >Also, trying to put power in Radahn's soul early just risks the Tarnished getting it all in the Remembrance, so Miquella's plan would be absurdly, illogically stupidWhat the fuck are you talking about you retarded, deranged schizo? Radahn's soul is freed from the control of Fate imposed by the Stars in order to travel to Helphen, a process impossible for any other character whose Fate is bound to the Erdtree. Noxians transfered their souls to puppets to free themselves from the control of the Order and Ranni does the same, stating as main reason for shedding her own body not letting herself be controlled, because grace takes hold of bodies through their eyes and controls people.Miquella isn't putting any power in Radahn's soul, Miquella is giving Radahn's soul a vessel that cam properly receive and host wraiths (souls that defy the Order) and Mohg's body is perfect.Radahn and Miquella sacrificed their army for them to get harvested because sacrifices are a constant element of divinity ascension.None of your schizo shit has any bearing with the actual lore.
>>730631449So what happened to Lokey’s lore books? They seem to be completely wiped from the site (can only find them as ebooks on Amazon) and have been replaced with vaatividya Elden Ring shit.
>>730653960>The "actual source of life" is the Elden RingNo, the actual source of Life is the Amber Stars>Yeah, nothing says withering like one trunk becoming perfectly straight and standing up while the other also grows upward. >The Scadutree is the shadow of the Erdtree.>Born of dark notions that bear no sense of Order, that twist and bend its stock, rendering it brittle.>It's literally called Minor Erdtree, the incantation is totally linked to the Erdtree.No it's not as it clearly says it isn't. It's the blessing of gold without Order. That means that Gold will not be bound to return to the Erdtree like all Gold is, because Order in the Age of the Erdtree is defined by Gold that trails to the Erdtree. This is also represented in game by having a spell that lingers in place.>Because Vyke and Bernahl fucked everything up and the Tarnished even got kicked out of the real Roundtable Hold. The Two Fingers doesn't want to admit that everyone wants to kick the Tarnished's ass and it wants to pretend it still knows what it's doing. No, the Two Fingers specifically want the Tarnished to violently die multiple times, with their purpose being sacrifices and leaving blood saplings because sacrifices are what is needed to fuel Sacred Trees. That is the truth behind the Shattering and the reason Marika engineered a massive conflict >Only Placidusax reverses time.No, Placidusax doesn't reverse time. It can block light and halt its flow, which is the exact opposite. Light is casuality, defines the flow of events through relationships with everything. Darkness is the lack of casuality, a void beyond any specific time. This is why famous astrologers can see the End and Beginning of Time through the Darkness of spells
post "old" games that are pleasant to look at
>>730653967I actually liked the crystal challenge varient just because it was on the top of the ocean.
>bro like just mod your game to look better
>Dracotail is fair and balanced>takes x3 engines to break the board
>>730652657Is Cimoooo kill?
>>730653964No gage retired
>>730654007Who is gage I have seen farfa name drop him at times
>Arthalion is the #1 finisher in the gameplease nerf this retarded deck
