April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
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Fire Emblem?
>grindfags ruining another run after not being the center of attention for 5 secondsclassic
Marriage with Marianne!
>gonzales was genuinely worth considering because dieck and rutger are screwed>now he's tainted with grinding and no one will touch him
I'm going to Mewgenics!
FUCKING DEFECTFAGS!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN!!!!!
>>736196536Hey he's got 7s
Failed my first attempt against the last boss because I wasted 3 turns after beating the good mirror cats since I tried to reanimate one as a friend, then I just kept getting wrecked trying to damage the creator because the fight wasn't progressing. I had to kill the mirror cat I turned to my side to get the fight to go on. Just barely didn't kill the ball baby cat thing because of all that. Epic intuitive gameplay. I deserved to be punished for trying to utilize resources on the battlefield like that. My bad, Edmund McRetard
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>>736195916We have a time machine. I want to kill Steven and give every kitty and boss a happy ending.
This is it, league is saved
>>736195408so true xister
I play support Vex:)
>>736195714Good. Vex is also sex.
>>736189732I like the middle one the most.
>>736195714"Support"
slay the spire 2 gamers, they buffed snakebite!!!!! it's playable!!!!!!!april fools :)
>>736193301I will not tolerate slander against Grandma Tez on this board. Begone.
>>736196276>play co-op>mention the back guy is going to remove all of our upgrades>friends focusing ghost knight because OMG HAND IS GOING TO EXHAUST MY POWERS WILL BE GONE>have to help them since splitting damage means no knight dies>Oh man all of my cards suck nowAlmost as bad as the three beetles fight>Should I focus the beetle who self-buffs by +15? Nah, let me focus the 8 damage 8 block beetle because it keeps attacking
>>736196276pretty muchethereal isn't a debuff it's a keyword lmao. There are tons of ethereal/exhaust synergies and even if you don't have any of those it isn't a problem until you've cycled your deck, at which point it maybe becomes a problem
>>736196567On big groups there's always some retard. I do a lot of 2 player because my pal is aware of my autistic game knowledge and asks for advice on what to do instead of acting like a retard, and we win most of the time.It's good for learning too.
lobbysteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244853368079/76561198046595191
Which way EOP?
>>736181728That's not autistic at all, the iceberg theory is one of the basics of creative writing. Though it gets tricky with translation because the original author almost certainly will have made their own considerations, so your job as a translator goes a layer deeper than that. You have to enter the headspace of the original author and reconceive the rest of the iceberg through that lens, which requires a high degree of media literacy because this tends to be interpreted.
>>736172916there are two types of adaptations I hate, the first one is you can literally tell what's written in english is not what's said in japanese (as someone who only knows common anime/game japanese expressions) and the other is just inserting tangential personal views into the adaptation, that one's just unforgivable.rest I don't really care
>>736196094Like 一石二鳥. Joke.I guess. There are some untranslatable idioms but like english has tons of idioms. Every language has tons of idioms. For every untranslatable idiom there's stuff like 雨が降ろうが槍が降ろうが where an idiom in english communicates the same meaning just differently.
>>736196094"I'm gonna knock your lights out" is corny as fuck too so it works. What the autists are getting stuck on is that an idiom is being localized into a pun. It doesn't matter because puns are corny too, but for the sake of having a clear example, the adaptation should have been "I'm gonna clobber you!" or something. Or just use a real example of Japanese since having to rotate the English sentence in their heads and imagine it as a different language is evidently too hard for some people.
>>736173151Because 3 is merely meaning it's got no flavor
What game is this from?
>>736194435was that last year? I must have missed it. they should just bring back stupid teams again or randomized flags or something that would encourage shenanigans. this just seems like they opened up knowyourmeme and vibe coded it
>>736166039We know, Jax.
>>736191149kinger's the only non-fag so that's my pick
Pomni´s big round pale ass´nuff said
>>736167952Legitimately a really good show. The wait between episodes is brutal though, it made me go back and start watching the other Glitch shows like Meta Runner and Murder Drones. Both of which are also great. Never would've thought SMG4, a fucking Mario 64/GMOD YouTuber, would save western animation.
play shmups
>>736185335I get close sometimes, but the last levels or final bosses always seems completely impossible to me.The farthest I ever got to a 1CC was:>The final boss of Border DownSomehow managed by cheating the rank system. >EinhanderI loved that game so much but a 1CC with those last sections on normal? Literally impossibleAnd those were back when I was young with less to do. Recently I got better at shmup (by understand better how pattern works and how to move to deal with them) and actually got 1CC on easy in Gunvein and Blue Revolver.. but that's the easy mode, normal is gonna take some work. I'm quite close for Blue Revolver but as incredibly good this game is, you can tell the modern shmup devs aren't nearly as brutal as Cave or Konami or Treasure used to be.I'll keep trying though. But I dread when thinking about what it takes to clear a Ketsui or DOJ.
>>736194440>I'm quite close for Blue RevolverJust play dee with piercing and learn boss breaks.https://youtu.be/eFvY_dEhk-8This ship combination has max screen coverage so routing is more lenient, in addition to an extremely high damage special weapon for single target damage. If you get breaks you'll also get enough score for a lot of lives, which means more resources, and more opportunity to drop rank.
>>736167558There's so many that it's hard to stick to one long enough to get good at it.
>>736195428I typically can't bring myself to drop a game once I've started it.
>>736194783ty, I'll give that a try
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736194575It's a "maybe" right now. If they lean into the puzzle platforming collectathon shtick with the whole "gather all possible info about enemies" bit it mite b neat, but it's far more likely it'll just end up a baby game with what we've seen.Yoshi describing how enemies taste is cute though.
>>736192773God, the vids of romhacks of this where you go inside a girl character's stomach instead fucked me up so bad. I think it made me into the idea of getting slurped down into a cute girl's intestines.
>>736188630Begone, Rothschild. You deserve to be fired because this literally doesn’t make any sense.>>736190102What the fuck are you even talking about.
>>736196539I don't understand what you think doesn't make sense about what I said.
>>736196747>fetish porn about people being killed is not about people being killedThis is literally what you are implying.
Soo, what are you going to play today anon?
>>736153797nothing, it seems
>>736195536>>736196005goddamn that ass
>>736196221alright one more
>>736196495I want to fuck her feets
>>736196813You better finda grimoire of elf libido then.
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
Ok but here's my big question:Just how many more updates is this game gonna get?
When do you get to FUCK the monsters?
>>736172514>really good art>very, very gay:(
>>736196654One, it's mostly bug fixes
>>736194767>>736195991What is this the monsterfucker update?
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736195486>>736195545You watch as the Bat Wizard realizes he has become an evil wizard and he slits his own throat, garling and bleeding out horribly in an extremely awkward silence as the camera zooms in FO3 style on the rat princess telling you to glass him.
>>736195497Can we distract him with a carrot? I think I have one in my pants.
>>736182631>>736182752Seems like you get access to their spells when you push them into your intestines, interesting
>>736195497Unzip dick, being an incredibly fertile rabbit in Spring, she won't be able to resist a hare of your virility.
>>736194824>put a backpack inside of a backpack>put the filled backpack inside the backpack inside itself>hopefully either the jar or the wizard phases out of existence bef
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
Aren't you guys glad that Kojimbo won Game of the Year?
>>736159002Finally reach the Jeets.>Oh, I can't connect because my father is out and it isn't just my decision.I just know they're going to be annoying as fuck. Hopefully five starring them is fast so I can avoid them.
>>736168937They're only hard because you don't have standard orders. Just continue the game when you hit 4 stars. Get standard orders unlocked and then warp (or walk, I guess) back to Mexico to do them to 5.
>>736195602lol, lmao
>>736196821Oh god.
What the fuck do these fucks expect me to fucking do against this shit?
>>736196393Summons are gay as shit and cheating. I refuse to do that. I'd rather keep dying to this bitch.
>>736196393victory feels like nothing if you get help
>>736196218Acquire proficiency.
>>736196218Use a shield
>>736196218just say nomalenia can't waterfowl you without your consent
Time to talk about Trace Memory.
>>736196310I mean I would except it's still in my backlog. Maybe next time OP
Was this worse than the LISA re-release?
>>736194870NEVER pay more than $0 for RPG Maker sludge.Especially when it's a retarded, washed-up dev trying to claim a retroactive paycheck for the popularity of something he made 2 decades prior.
>>736194870>no original soundtrack because the dev didn't want to pay residuals to the composer>instead replaced with collaborative effort from some rpg maker music literal whos and toby foxthat's like 50% of the best this game has to offer shaved right off, just play the original
>>736194870Some of remaster the music was okay
better than the LISA release, at least the OFF remake did something different over the originalLISA is the same game except they censored funny jokes and added new content that completely shits on the original lore and characterisations (MOMMY I WANT MY BINKY)the new bosses in OFF are unintrusive and do not rape the game's identity
32 bit engine in an era where 64 bit was already widespread, this capped it at 4gigs memory. Apparently it has a lot of save data and file caching that gets bloated without proper cleanup as well
bump
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
Why are momfags so obnoxious and retarded, goddamn (or momfag, it's likely one single person)
>>736193848I've made two whole posts, neither of them with images. Dumb fucking faggot.
>faggots scurry back to /vg/Good.
I shouldn't stick my penis in there, but...
>>736193603t.rashley
>autistic and can't hold a conversation to save my life>play a lot of rpgs>start treating conversations like have dialogue wheels>it actually works and normies like talking to me>blah blah blah and susie did thisTell me more.>then she blah blah blahThat's interesting. Is there more you would like to tell me?I walked into a bar and the bartender asked me>what can i get youWhat can you tell me about this town?>blah blah blahDid anything interesting happen recently?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736196009Maybe in the third world. Here in the west a woman can legally steal half your belongings so they stay with you for the minimum amount of time and then do that. Yes even without marriage
>>736194386what mod is ops pic? There's no trait or perk called superior mind and I couldnt find it googling. also this thread reminds me of an anon who said they unironically learned from solid snake to just repeat what the opposite person said. ill see if I can find it in desuarchive
>>736194751A good rule especially at the start, is say things for the purpose of entertaining yourself. If i had nothing really to say i'd just make up things that happened on a previous date and they just find it amusing
>>736194386Yeah socializing is all about sounding normal. Social cues are highly ritualized so if you look and sound normal it doesn't really matter what you say specifically.
>>736194386
ITT: Well-written female characters
>>736190858out of 10
>>736190858Probably around the time /v/ started hating games
>>736188915you're mom lmao
>>736188915My wife Kohaku The best female character mushroom man has wrote
Our dear Grace Ashcroft, how can ANYONE hate this goofy goober?
Her first period...
>>736195552raped
>>736195552Sufficiently wacey
>>736195651Leon is 5'11
>>736196245She must have not worn anything on bottom and sneezed while doing a headstand.
