Would you fuck a pinball machine?
>>736199920Buy yourself a laptop.Go to Vegas.Go to the 2nd warehouse at the Pinball Museum and find the Adam's Family cabinet.Play that for ten hours of kino.
>>736204385I mean even if they just used a gray DMD or something it'd feel kind of "retro" and and not feel so out of place. It's the extreme contrast of an LCD that does it
Now I wanna play some real pinball >>736200128I got a bit sick to my stomach
>>736204712I would love to cave your face in with a hammer.
>>736204570The feel of a bygone era are always different from the actuality of them anon.If you are trying to make something that feels out of the 1920's and you slap a screen on it is breaking that suspension.
Minecraft taught me diamond is a stronger metal than gold
>>736200995it taught me to reload a rifle, didnt know it was that easy to pull the trigger but still, it taught meim glad i was aiming at the floor
>>736200995Runescape taught me bronze was an alloy
>>736200995Unless you play a simulator game you probably won't learn anything when you play video games.
>>736200995Age of Empires 2 gave me some surface level history knowledge.
I have murky knowledge of things like the sengoku and tokugawa shogunate because of vidyaHowever off base they likely are. Everyone loves some Nobunaga.
The great debate
>>736203629take sword give up wand is Very Hard modeso i always take it because I'm not a bitch who needs to spam Stopga and Gravga to beat the bosses
>>736204285almost true but whichever gets you lucky strike/lucky lucky earlier is also good to considerWell, if you care about synth.
>>736203629How about its a literal childrens game and youre trying to minmax
>>736204665look at this dumb nigger and laugh
>>736204741Youre almost 30, its time to grow up and stop playing games for actual children
You should play this. You technically should have emulated it ages ago.
>>736202279aerith seems like she would be the best girlfriend. She knows a lot about financial poverty, and this gave her more than she was ever expecting. Because money doesn’t buy you a single thing in this world, true happiness comes from surrounding yourself with grace and aerith quality girls except real.
>>736203059Im actually looking to expand my harem. If any girls want to lick my bum clean, I’ve been sharting a lot into my jeans and they’re becoming “stiphhhh”. I got more piping hot diahrea in my asshole waiting to spew all over the floor once I’m done crapping into my jeans. I’d prefer a woman who knows how to eat properly so she’s got some decent sized poos that hold good form. If I can pick the rigid log up with my mouth and carry it like a dogs bone we’re in good form.
>no waifu2x filtergaming is healing
>>736201549I did when it released and I've had access to play it at anytime for no extra cost for the past 25+ years.
>>736204809good girl
>grug bough rockstation 5>grug now feels good>what stones should I steal?
>>736204035What AD? Why year go up instead of down? We coming to 0, we no go back
>>736204035Anon put down that rock and get back in the car. I swear when we we go to the beach you always find these weird rocks and then make up dumb shit in your head so you can post on whatever weird internet sites you visit.
>>736204035>in 2027 ADanon, stop pretending to be retarded and play GTA6 like the rest of us
>>736204312>GTA6He said 2027 ad not 2028 ad
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>>736197426More freeroam and stuff to do. Different hotels, apartments and making them better, character customising. Less boring. Better shooting, no melee. High frame rate when in sights and most input right stick or gun controller.Gloves so you can interact with the world.No niggers-jews-asians.
>>736198316Yeah, the problem is people thought that they were getting Skyrim: Cyberpunk Edition, when that is not really what CD Project makes. I knew people were setting themselves up for disappointment early on. It was weird, given how popular Witcher 3 was, I would have thought that people would have realized that this wasn't going to be a Bethesda-style RPG.
>>736198572half right. the top shit is actually important and kino to fleshing out the world. you need dumb gang shit during the day, they think they're hot shit but the real motherfuckers is the shit on the bottom.
>>736204513In hindsight, that 48-minute gameplay video really fucked them over. People quickly forget that things they see in early previews can change or get cut later. They even state that in their video.
The styles of clothing. I kind of feel like the anime had the right style and the game seems to be leaning more towards old 80's type shit. Which isn't a bad thing, but if they took more inspiration from the anime/Japanese, it would have a way cooler style.
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736202002Ah, Bezos worker. I see.
>>736159002I kinda wanna start 2 someday. I feel like maybe people have underestimated what Kojima tried to say with it. I feel like he must have thoughts about where the world's headed lately, and put some of that contemplation into the new game. Death Stranding 1 was pretty good at reflecting on the whole Covid World, but also the theme about globalization IMO. MGSV was already touching on the topic of language and national borders being used to hide secrets, and Death Stranding is kind of about how "Now everyone's connected through a weave of information online."I feel like the "Should we have connected" premise of DS2 could be about how it's too late to stop the Old Order from spinning out of control now that things have gone south, since the Russia war started or something. I'd like to play the game and see what it's about.
>ghost mechs on other side of cliff hear gunfire>walk all the way to the camp to fuck with me>don't even attack the other faggotsGood lord. Also I wish we could rewatch cutscenes in game. No I don't want to watch them on youtube
>>736204313I had that happen too, and it was my first combat after beating the game and turning the drawbridge q-pid off, so all I could think was>oh, is this how they'll make camps harder? ghost mechs just show up?
>>736204457Kinda disappointed they just walked past each other, you'd think the mechs would try to kill them
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736203435>>wait for the switch 2 pricenigga jewtendo raised the price of the switch 1 last year, if you want one, get one now before it goes up too
>>736189057>>735698791That's my subject line fucker
>>736189057Awesome, that means we're getting Zelda remakes.
>>736193741They linked the original report from Ampere Analysis too, you fucking moron.
Do I get a Switch OLED or the Switch 2 for someone that missed out on the Switch?I'm concerned about the handheld experience of the Switch 2 since it seems bigger and bulky, it's giving me 3DS XL vibes which wasn't really the nicest...
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
It's happening
>>736201868Tsugoi6969
Built for zebrastikas
>>736195731I've been looking for an illustration that has her giving a thighjob, it's from a top down view, I need it but can't find it.
I'm putting together a team
>>736199447Id rather Himari naizuri
>>736197337I just hope the 3D doesn't gimp it too muchBest girls deserve a chance
>>736191895Why are girls in wheelchairs so cute? I just want to protect them and hug them and go to a cute park pushing the wheel while she enjoys the view. I once flirted with a girl whos mostly wheelchair bound but then I found out she's a tranny and dropped her
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736193764
>>736201314>not knowing moetronFucking newfags man
>>736203616Funny how there has been many, many bunny girls but the blue bunny suit has one's mind immediately veer towards Asuna
>>736204518Oh you are an oldfag?Then name all the anime girls part of the moetron fusion
>>736193764DEAD AND FORGOTTEN
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736204226Our world is a grand sandbox, anon. I genuinely think that MMOs can make a return in our timeline, not all is lost
>>736204226It's sad because someone could make it, but the issue is that you would eventually have to populate it with NPCs once people stopped playing the game. I think the only active MMOs are like FFXIV
Yeah.Shame about those character designs.
>>736203857So, not a game with Deviantart artwork, right?
>>736204226I just spent the last few days playing a fishing browser game made by kino-starved devs. https://vibes.fish/I do think these things are bound to return in some fashion.
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
>>736204521Either works, I emulate often on my phone so that I can play FE instead of putting up with the crime against humanity that is phone games.
Nope it’s actually Mother 3’s Anniversary Month! :)
>>736204661>>736204693NOSHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>736204521I prefer handheld consoles and don't like phones, so I usually play on DS or emulate on vita
>>736204720Reinforcements move from who knows how far away to reinforce, why would they move on the same turn after that?
Are you enjoying the update? They finally started nerfing justice!
What would their children look like?
>>736204152some fish women with a design like zone-tan
>>736204152Powai would never fuck a human she is getting her holes filled by Hilary's hair tentacles.
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
>>736192473I spent about 22K on that pack alone (f2p). On the 22nd pull I got the alt art CbtG, which is funny because I don't even run it and have 2 royals already.I think it's just bad luck. I got about 5 IP and 3 SP over the course of the pulls, but never got any Psy-Frame cards which I had to craft.
>>736203382That gloss is fuckin ugly, I would dust that over the regular
>almost lost to Goblin Bikerholy fuckI didn't know what it was at first so I wasted my interactions, but that deck can play for days apparently>opponent opened GBGW, Engraver, Fuwa, Crossout, Called, Terrortop
>>736203446he did dust it, his post are on tgapparently he also got skateboard s:p out of one of the bundles, the ones with the mate and 10 packs but not even a guaranteed SRit's just shitty luck bruv, why even spend so many gems on a alt art that looks WORSE than the original?
Cimo status?
What game is this from?
>>736167952No. I hate it. I really do. It’s literally just every 2020s writing cliche thrown into a fucking blender and given a mascot horror theming. >Hey guys, what if this cynical asshole was ACTUALLY deeply insecure about himself? Never seen THAT one before except for Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, literally any "adult" cartoon that tries to be deep >What if this funny old man was a tormented scientist with amnesia! I bet you never seen that before except in Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, literally any sci fi cartoon! Not to mention the art is fucking hideous. Look, I get it’s supposed to look gawdy on purpose. It’s trying to emulate early 2000s CGI, but it makes zero effort to to do so. You want an animation that commits to a retro look? Try ENA, it feels like a trippy old video game. And it’s camera work, low resolution, and low quality audio back that up. This show puts teapots in the background and has a few collision glitches then calls it a day. I forget this is a video game setting and not a shit student thesis film. The creators a troon who keeps revealing shit about the show on tumblr instead of just adding the damn details to the show to begin with. Leading to every discussion being about predicting fan theories or "Gooseworx said X! Gooseworx said Y!" LEARN TO LET YOUR ART SPEAK FOR ITSELF DAMN IT.I genuinely believe GLITCH viewbots and pays jannies to astroturf this show. The constant praise it gets online never feels earned.I hate their marketing strategy too. It’s this type of ironic capitalism. Where you point out your grifting people to their faces and we’re supposed to applaud the honesty. "Hey! Here’s our 40 dollar Pomni plushie! Don’t JAR it ya sick degenerate! See? We know what jarring is! Aren’t we so hip?" Then they have the fucking nerve to do this then complain about content farms stealing their con. This show deserves every ounce of content farm milking it gets. Because it’s not art, it’s mass marketing.
>>736166665where did the fish hat come from
Marry and reproduce
>>736204205asdfmovie16
>>736165351The Amazing Therapy Circus
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736186510Forced hate nonsense.
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
>>736185532Super Mario Land, you literal troglodyte.
>>736204218I think the indian gambling ads are funnier
>>736204292Was that the casino pinata from the garbage star wars movie rips? I agree. Loved those when they got overlayed at the finale.
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
>me>no play games>gamer
>>736204659Then why are you so goddamn boring then, chud.
>>736201508Why did mario say the mean word
>>736204727Are you admitting to being an avatarfagging tranny?
Home Alone?
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
>>736202903It's not a game.
>>736203821It is, whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.
>>736201992What if you had a functioning brain and could understand the middle ground?
>>736199472I got this game on my phone a few years ago and I've pretty much only played it when I'm waiting for my plane at the airport, it was an ok enough time waster for when you have absolutely nothing else to do. But then I found that not only was this originally a PC game, but /v/ actually shills this shit for its braindead "gameplay" that's as interactive as the average AAA walk and talk section. Just shows how much you can trust this board on anything regarding the topic of actually playing video games instead of staring at steam charts all day.
>>736199472>Gregor does /v/ even use that anymore?
"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736204750than men*
>>736204585male 'ally' spotted
>>736204613She just about one-shots everyone in the movie, something mario doesnt do
>>736204262Peach is a Polytheistc war goddess
>>736204676Not really, he only performance way worse than her when he was on the training course
