>Appearing offline just to avoid being bothered while playing vidya>Some fuck still keeps sending me dmsSo friggin annoying.
>>736202737>SelvariaI thought Selvaria just went without saying! Of course no one else tops her design...I remember the first battle against her, my eyes were stuck wandering on her large, pointy lance! I haven't played in a while, though I'm confident we'll have no problem reminiscing this Icy Valkyria after we're in motion! It's certainly not an interest of mine, but, It's fun to stir up emotions~
>>736203195I was the same way. My eyes were immediately drawn to them and I've been drooling ever since.You like to tease huh? Well as long as you're ironclad in not posting loli or shota I think you'd find me quite receptive. There's quite a thrill in being pandered to like that.
>>736203480>ironcladSolid~!I do. And I'll happily, eagerly pander to (You) if you could express what Paizurisluts like Selvaria do to you every inch of the way~
>>736203895I have to admit, that prospect is immensely arousing.
>>736204114So give me, Nonny <3Let's take this somewhere else~? <3
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736203483The watermark improved the movie substantially as it remined me that i robbed a multi national corporation and got away with it.
>>736186510Forced hate nonsense.
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
>>736185532Super Mario Land, you literal troglodyte.
>>736204218I think the indian gambling ads are funnier
Mini bros were you at?
>>736203754I just bought a small island with all that cash. Thank you.>>736203116Yes. But it's better not to.
>>736204103I don't have a Mini that massive, but maybe this may help stave off death.
i wanted to do a small drawing but i'm too slow and the thread will die before i finish and it wouldn't be much anyway, it's irritating that for the past few years i've been taken away by work
>>736198848Could you last 5 nights with them?
The great debate
>>736203629I still dont understand wtf this does, someone explain it to me. I always took shield.
>>736203978Choosing one determines which abilities you get earlyIf you chose sword you would get scan early and learn all attacks earlyIf you chose shield you get defensive abilities earlier and you get more HPIf you chose staff you get +1 MP and learn magic abilities early
>>736203978First choice determines the order of abilities from leveling, both choices determine starting stats. The questions determine whether you level up faster early/later/equally.
Whatever gives you the guard first is easily the better option.
>>736203629take sword give up wand is Very Hard modeso i always take it because I'm not a bitch who needs to spam Stopga and Gravga to beat the bosses
"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736203562>Uh it doesn't count because uhhhHave sex
>>736204156Why is she so violent? Imprison this psycho.
>>736204156>fighting with the parasol like it's thor's hammerhonestly wtf was miyamoto thinking greenlighting this
>>736204190I did. You said girls aren't allowed to punch people because that makes them woke girlbosses.Japan has been writing girls punching people for decades. Which means all those girls are girlbosses and Japan has been woke media since time immemorial.
>>736204262>honestly wtf was miyamoto thinking$$$ and he is like 70 or 80
Happy 9th anniversary Blue Reflection! It's been 9 years since the release of the original game in Japan.
>>736203107A lot of the erotic or suggestive scenes in Blue Reflection are optional, even if you ignore the emotional story, the music and the beautiful graphics, the first point is wrong or debatable at best, ''gets censored in localizaton'' makes it sound worse than it really is because the base game is uncensored and only the camera is restricted in the model viewer which isn't part of the base game in the sense that one can't access the model viewer (and dressing room) if you don't get DLC and the first game only has paid DLC, also, the sequel has some fanservice too, in fact, unlike the first game you can put most characters in swimsuits (especially the protagonist) without having to get DLC if you so desire, and saying ''Yuri slop'' implies that you don't even like yuri''.Yeah, only the last 2 sentences of the post are great, the rest of your post is questionable.
>>736203370You say that as if it's not true.
>>736203473I don't inherently dislike Yuri, but most of it is badly written, hence slop. Yuri kino would be Flowers
>>736032592The franchise as a whole was ruined for me when the director talked about his fetish, he's a smellfag who unironically wanted to add stink clouds to the game for some unholy reason, as if such a thing wasn't so incredibly disgusting.Girls by default stink more than your average man, what with bleeding nearly the entire month, not washing their hands after using the toilet, completely disregarding deodorant in favor of perfume, and having a gaping hole full of bacteria between their legs, but this we can avoid in 2D, so why shit up this dimension as well?
>>736203775Well, a lot of people like the yuri found in the sequel, I have some experience with yuri content and I can say for sure that it's better (written) than in other games. I'm not saying that Megadimension Neptunia VII and Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online (which explitly uses the word yuri in that context) aren't enjoyable in that aspect or that they are bad games but the yuri of Blue Reflection: Second Light really is even better than the yuri of other games, some of them.
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
>>736203830Tom Cruise is not interested in working on cartoons.
>>736168625Fox is never that happy.he has those moments but in general he's a serious military guy.both in Star Fox 64 and in Smash bros.none of these characters are anything like the actual characters, the designs are wrong, the personalities are wrong, the voices are wrong.this really is slop made for nigger cattle.
>>736204008But his bank account is.
>>736204024It's not that deep bro you'll survive
>>736204139I'm still going to mercilessly shit on anyone who defends this slop movie.
NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
>>736196740How is this different from emulating? If I'd wanted to play random-ass boomerslop I had 20 years to do so.
2 and 3 had a shitty framerate and loadings on PS2, hopefully this is fully 30fps/60fps at least.
>>736203413I've come to prefer 1's simplicity but yeah 2 & 3 as a kid were pretty amazing experiences. The hubs were great then, not as fun as an adult since simply fighting the guards isn't as satisfying as fighting cops in even the older gta's since they send like 3 different things at you at most (three is really improved in that regard with the warring factions in haven city and the weapon upgrades giving you a lot of options to have fun with)Jak 3 was my favorite and i still have a soft spot for it (particular jak's look in that game with the shorter hair again and the precursor armor and light jak looks amazing, I love it) but it's pretty obviously on shaky legs both game desgin and story wise, like the whole thing with veger supposed to be a light enemy in contrast to the dark enemy of errol is not fleshed out at all (veger as a whole is kinda half-baked), and yeah the dark makers are kinda whatever and their concept shits on metal heads too muchI love the ruined haven city and the faction fights a ton though, shit's so cool between the freedom league, kg death bots, metal heads and dark makers
Awww shietsweeet
>>736203884All 3 are 4k60fps all the way.
Final Fantasy XIV announces crossover with Final Fantasy XI. Dual subs and a new character creator in XI to more closely match XIV's, so that the same adventurer can be in both games.https://youtu.be/b9x-4JxSxjQ
>>736202873I blame Yoshi-P for this one, since he said he was the one that decided on Hroth being added to the game in some older interview. I'm sure Burmecians probably ranked somewhere on the 1.0 poll he took asking us for future races with Viera as the winner in the past. Though to be fair, like >>736203196 pointed out, bigger market and all since I think Bless or whatever the cat girl game was at the time was still relevant and making money.
>>736203993Them chasing trends is why they keep failing, even outside of 14
If we're getting a FF7 expansion because they're breaking the glass in case of emergency, its reasonable to assume we're getting a loli/elin race for the same reasons.
Holy shit, another Lalafell General on /v/? Heck yeah!
Occullt Crescent was a flop
My Geforce 750ti pass away today
>>736202003Sorry, I don't play gacha game
>>736201308Repaste it. The thermal compound has probably just dried up, and the heat sink will be really small on a card that draws that little power so you shouldn't need to do anything crazy like replacing the VRM pads.t. still running a 1080ti in a living room PC
>>736203468I did and all the other cleaning too. It didn't work.
i did not hold a ceremony but i had some emotional thoughts when i finally replaced the water heater in the house i moved into. it was 27 years old.the replacement is unlikely to last 7
>>736201959grim
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736203616I don't know, I think I would easily guess it if there's a tattoo though.
>>736203616It's Asuna! The girl who I've spurted hundreds of times to!
Something with striped panties could be more difficult, a lot of characters wear striped panties, so a character with those is less distinctive than Asuka's bikini. Examples are Neptune, Nepgear, Yako Jinguji, Claire (Ghost Stories), Shiro, Kazuki Arisaka etc.
>>736194043Astolfo - MaleRyuko - FemaleHideri - MaleMisaki - FemaleLuka - MaleTaiga - FemaleHope this helps
>>736193764
SEGA is finally listening to their fans...
>>736202234Disgusting. This is worse than the holocaust not happening.>April foolsOh thank Hitler.
>>736202234I will never forgive SEGA after what they did to PSO2
>>736202234SEGA'S LOGO ISNT BLUE
>that blueG E T R E A D Y
>>7362022343 whole percents, in this economy? Man what troopers
based dark souls 2.
Two 4chan chuds
>>736199315There are two ogres. One wants to kill you. The other one wants to kill you. All ogres want to kill you.
>>736199315There's a Pursuer too.
>>736199315you knowI've been looking at your butt for...bout a week
>>736199315Nah.Downgrades = Bad game.The Division is the only exception.
How would you r8 this year’s April Fools out of 10?
I've been working all day and just got back. I can't even figure out what the prank is this year. I can't even browse this site on Firefox like I normally do, I had to switch browsers for pages to load. Didn't they do some stupid shit with the captcha this time?
>>736203818Yes it's a 20% chance of getting the funny captchas per post.
>>736196840they could have made failing a captcha mark your next post only
>>736194397This. The best April Fools jokes (read: the only ones worth a damn) are ones that do not interfere with the site's regular process, they just provide a funny / unexpected quirk to it so yeah this year's was good.
>get Chen>enter the appropriate response to seeing Chen>"CHEN!!!">captcha failedIt's shit.
Aerisu. This is how women act
>>736203767>made up bullshit>(you)
>>736203337Terra > Aerith
>>736203767They retconned it with the remake. All the hints and clues aren't there. You still meet her in a dark alleyway selling her "flower" though.
How good is rebirth as just a game, discounting the story?
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736200343>every avian palUnfathomably based
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!PLASHIT LOSTTHOSE CHINKS POCKETPAIR LOST THEY! WERE! SUPPOSED! TO! LOSE!THEY USE AI TO STEAL EVERYTHING!!!PALSHIT LOST! THEY LOST THEY LOST THEY LOST!!!!!!YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUDS
>>736199082No. They. Are. Chinese. Scum.
>>736180057Can't wait for the immense tendie seethe when the numbers get updated after the 1.0 release
>>736204132Your gonna fucking die you fuckjng palshit cultist piece fo fuckong shit
I tried to get into Runescape again hoping I could lose myself in it. Like just get addicted to the grind. But I find it doesn't work for me anymore. I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time. Does anyone else have this problem? Why isn't the dopamine hitting anymore? Even the pleasure of "numbers go up" just doesnt work here
Try reading up on history and playing strategy games.
>>736203913Obviously you've seen way gayer shit than me. This should not surprise me.
>>736203530im trans btw if that matters
>>736203929that just makes strategy games worse.>tfw no strategy game where you can form and administer the Achaemenid Empire>tfw no game about Bactrian trade route logistics>tfw no character driven strategy RPG where you play as Mithridates VI >tfw no political intrigue strategy game set in Bosporus where you have to carefully secure your place n the world trapped between larger Greek states, the growing power of Rome, and the wild Scythian steppe
>>736202094>I start doing an activity like mining and I just feel like I'm wasting time.I feel that way no matter what video game im playing haha
Yrliet
>>736197052The idea of her frantically pushing every button at random thinking that will somehow do what she wants is endlessly entertaining to me.
>>736196594Humiliation ritual: the romance
>>736203317>*beeps every button and flips every switch*>Elantach your radio is broken!>Fix it fix it fix it
>>736202775How the hell did you even managed to hit/managed to heavily damaged your own team with Argenta's burstfire? Abelard eats her heavy bolter rounds for breakfast. My shotgun+shield aribter RT, Cassia and Jimmy just dodges it. Pasqal tends to run around so he's not in her firing range.
>>736204042NTA but Argenta has a late game bolter that does (as I recall) rending damage to anyone adjacent to the target. Dodge doesn't seem to work.
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736202496Wii Music was a real watershed moment for Miyamoto, it lost him a lot of internal cred and he mostly went to being a cubicle suit after him. His next big pet project as a producer after that was Star Fox Zero and it was another flop, after that most of the actual creatives at Nintendo stopped listening to him.
>>736200287Mario has no personality in the movie. he's just chris pratt.
It is time for nintendo to die
>>736202560You mean Link? He's been sassy since at least WW, he doesn't hold conversations but the way he replies can give you an idea of how he can be portrayed, though I doubt he'll be like that in the movie.
>>736200287what changed with Nintendo, after the days of bizarre cartoons, the 1993 Mario Movie, and the Zelda CDi games, they safeguarded their IPs so closely and would anally ensure anything licensed did not deviate and kept things air tight.
Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
>>736202612love PVP
>>736203897Nobody says this
>>736162156Isn’t Rio a striker and Akane a special though?
>>736203897I say this after losing every match up
>>736204067Why is JOBshino like this?
