irrelevant time-wasting question
>>736211737Is coffee woke for you?
Why did poopoofarter say that to shitfartballboy? Are they still friends???
Did you snag one?
>>736208930Does the PS5 have any games that doesn't require an installation to play? Since like, PS3, games started to have mandatory installations to even launch and it's gotten worse every gen.
>>736207918Are you kidding? I can't wait to pay almost 1000 bucks for the best games console! It has so many fun games to play that you can't get anywhere else like Astrobot and.....
>>736213080What confuses me most is why people even bother getting Playstations on launch anymore.>expensive>no games>Pro release in a few years anywayLike what is the actual point?
>>736207918I bought parts for my PC intsead
>>736214013The PS4 Pro aged like milk. I don't know why people are buying the PS5 Pro when the PS6 is 1-2 years away and will be massively more powerful than the PS5 Pro. The Pro is just a testbed for PISSR.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736213441This can all be solved with sex (with me specifically)
>>736213441Yeah all good ideasNow crawl on my belly and give it rubs and we'll see where it goes from there
>>736214024wait is there size difference
>>736213441Do not trust quarters mouse
>>736213441No but I need to know if they're little mice I can hold in my hand or notit is a detail i need to know
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736186510I give it a solid 10/10
Genuinely a /tv/ threadWho gives a fuck about some shitty mario movie?
>>736185532What is this rainbow vomit colour scheme?
>>736210437And Ultimate was just a repurposing of the content in Smash 3DS/Wii U which was what, a 2014 game? Ultimate felt like more of a continuation of that game than a new game like 64 -> Melee -> Brawl
camrips are out but they have this horrendous watermark that covers the movie
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>full synchro cross soul with luna to get drill attacks
>>736212484But the adjustments and panel effects though...
>>736207354>>736207449based
>>736209217That's because you didn't want it hard enough.
well, /v/?
This april fools is awful. Last year was way better.
>>736210262that the guy from half life 2 that runs along where the ant lions can hear him?
>>736213729>>736213816what video game is he from? i dont recognize it
>>736213891That's John Cena.
I got old man Jenkins.
Why can't women in Vidya be both modest and attractive?
>browsing anime on netflix>they recommend a show about a dude who got turned into a lizardman >his partner is a super plain but attractive blonde girlthe show wasn't for me but i couldn't stop thinking about her
>>736212393You're just not playing the right games bro. Plenty of vidya women are modest and attractive
>>736212584Season 2 started already?
>>736212393Imagine having THIS and still go for the dumb crazy redhead with big titties
>>736212393>implying ayynime is modest
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736213452>abdicatedFabricated, dammit
>>736209731for how long?
>>736213720Longer than it takes for the retro physical market to price you out, that's for damn sure.
>>736213809well by that point you either already have it, whether physically or digitally, or the shop is down and you missed out on it anyway.
>>736214012Yeah, that's my point. Physical as a means of preservation is almost as dogshit as digital storefronts. The ONLY way a game gets preserved is when the ROM hits the web and it lives on in the collective data collection of humanity.
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>Unreal 5>New Western (DEI) team>(((polish))) publisherIt's already fucked
>>736213754ayo u epstein, cuh?
>>736213626No one cares about your rules, unc.
>>736198295What would you even do inside every building? Go check out the office water coolers? Go grocery shopping? Waiting line? Larp around NPCs?
>>736213836Whatever casual.
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
>>736213112
>>736213180
cute vendo...
>>736194823>the passengers blush toolmfao I love frank
I'm putting together a team
>>736200260Wait they made a jose anime? I remember reading the manga some time ago.
>>736200260What's worse is that dramaslop fags think themselves better than sonenspics
>afternoon, ladies. room for one more?
>>736191895Noire is literally 41 years old
>>736191895I prefer fuck nuggets and no gacha has done that yet unless they also have cybernetic limbs
which predatory mechanic is the worst?
>>736203341All of them honestly. DLC is maybe least worst, but expansions used to be better.
>>736203341>>736203609I think FOMO is by far the worst since that is the entry gate (and the lock in front of the exit gate) of an addiction spiral. Every other factor only works because of FOMO. Gacha is made worse by limited banners. Banners are limited because FOMO. Battle Passes? Have exclusive rewards which may never come again so buy it and grind it out cuz you don't want to miss out do you?FOMO is like the fertilizer for every other predatory practice.
>>736213790source?
>>736204719Gachashit ultimately brings down the gaming as a whole, as it preys on those troon-adjacent looney bin dudes who keep rolling in a virtual casino for just the right flavor of a .jpg, going so far so to developing an one-sided obsession with a given character until a new gacha is made and the old one is shut down. They're often actual retards with NEET money, so they have no trouble "investing" into it just to get more chances to roll. Throw in a basic story for the "lore autists" to follow, some dailies that punish you for not playing every day and there you go, a perfect predation product.
>>736213689these are also predatory. they're set up that way to induce fomo for content you dont even know about yet. don't miss out on the future stuff, you better grind this pass so you can get the next one for free! you dont want to have to pay up again, do you?the only acceptable way to do a battle pass is to NOT time gate it and to keep it available for purchase at all times in the future. this is unfortunately rare, and is completely incompatible with the 'get your money back' pass system.
>Fuck with me, and I'll cut your dick offThat's a pretty sexy little girl, Telltale.
>>736213035iirc the original s3 story had tnf capture javi's family and imprison him in a slaughterhouse he would be put in a cell and lo and behold clementine is his cellmate, with a similar story the two of them decide to work together to get their families back from tnfafaik javi's family at this time was just gabe, marianna, and david, who was not part of tnf at this time, kate and the girl who preceded her did not exist until fairly close to releasethe original antagonists were this guy called mason (lingard borrows his model), and some cowboy looking dude that probably became clint i think joan also existed at this time and eleanor was her daughterthe prescott people would help javi and clementine against tnf because they also had a bone to pick with them, presumably for similar reasons
>>736213471That at least makes sense.
>season 4>She's a single mom with a black kidFatherless behavior
>>736213686ironically what little time she had with father figures are her most treasured memories post apocalypse
>just shit on some dying dudes memory for zero reasonlmao what a fuckin ass
Is Gracey Wacey ticklish?
I'm certain she would be.
>>736213565Then why wasn't she tickled in the whole game?
>>736210618Space nuke target
>>736210618you know the answer.
>>736210554Another one?
Prostagmata
Emilie needs your love too
if tomorrow the Switch 2 would be hackable just by downloading a program from github and connect your console to the pc through the usb port and have a fully free protected side-store built-in with cheats available too, would you buy one?
Already bought one
>>736213542>it will never happenIt always happens and will happen to switch 2 sooner or later
>>736213651The countermeasures are pretty hardcore. I don't see it happening till the console it's at it's EOL. Maybe even later.
Wishful thinking: The thread
>>736213651you underestimate how ridiculously overengineered it is. they created their own custom microkernel OS from scratch just to make it as secure as possible which is almost unheard of in consumer tech.it's not literally impossible for the switch 2 to be hacked but it is extremely unlikely unless a pissed off former engineer decides to fuck nintendo overnintendo are firm believers in the idea that you do not actually own what you paid for and they will always get away with it because their customer base will pay money for literally anything
It's near unplayable. Thank you GABEN for refunds.
>kill rat>it drops greatswordso why wasn't the rat using that sword when it attacked me? was it stupid?
>>736204428I grind my crotch against his.
>>736209521He's so chill
would you domesticate the giga rat? >>736209521
>>736209521What’s stopping it from biting the dude’s face off
>>736209521eastern european mr beast
Aerisu. This is how women act
>>736213031Aerti out of resentment and distaste for both groups, but out of those two Clerith is vastly better.
If Tifa is so great, how come she never takes her tits out?
Will true love be important in part 3 or is Loveless just a silly play?
>>736212552i just started skipping cutscenes during the temple of the ancients, even then the game was too goddamn long
>>736089947This was suppose to be the final cute moment with Aerith but its ruined by trying to pander to Japanese virgins that find women acting like Japanese anime school girls attractive. It might of worked, somewhat, if Aerith looked Japanese but Japanese mannerisms look fucking retarded and out of place when done by women that aren't Asian.
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736213201GIVE IT BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736193949Dumbest character in the entire game.There's no way Kojimbo wanted me to sympathize with him after he got his daughter killed.
>>736212634Lockne/mama clearly had a bigger role to play but the actress didn't want to come back so her role was reduced to just showing the character model.Die-Hard Man also talks about how important she was in creating the counter for El AI Presidenttes plan.
I have done it, every road is now level 2
These threads barely feel like you are on /v/ with how calm they've been. Helps to not be a conspicuous title. Comfy, like the game itself.
