Would you even still care about Senran Kagura if you managed to get an IRL gf?
>>736196269>onesmartest mobilefag
>>736196348You're like 7 years late champ
That’s like asking if I would still care when cancer is cured. The chances are about the same.
>>736196556Don't worry Boco, one day you'll find your own IRL Yumi.
>>736196671Don’t jinx it.
Kliff Mcduff (that's really his name btw) will go down as the worst protagonist in gaming history
>>736185269This. He has about as much personality as a piece of wet cardboard in the main story, at least up to chapter 6 where I'm at. During Greymane quests, he speaks infinitely more and has other characters to bounce off of.
He's based
>>736184053hes literally me
>>736184053Whatever you say, yasuke-san
>>736184053He's kind of an empty character so that when the side characters do the side quests, the dialogue can be completely neutral. Shouldn't have even made the side characters playable really, they're useless in a lot of ways, like literally they don't have the functions needed to do puzzles and shit.
Barry. Where's Barry?
It's FOREST. Oh my COD!
>barry was seen as the old man, even the grandpa of the group>age: 3530 something bros.... Are we... old?
>>736189659barry
>>736193669Grace's section in the care facility is the best part of the game. It brought back old school RE vibes, did you notice the hanging lights swinging above you head as you moved? That is the girl following you in the crawl space between floors. It's that kind of detail that I just love.
>>736196517requiem losers need to get OFF this board
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736189690Buddy, Nintendo's breakout game was a blatant ripoff of King Kong. Why do they get a pass?It looks like they're just trying to knock the ladder down now that they're on top.
>>736160189And the guy had a billboard that said Super Mario in regular letters. Not even the super Mario font or anything. It's nuts. I think it's just to send the message that they will sue everyone under the sun no fucks given.
>>736159340Is this retaliation for Nintendo suing the Trump administration because they claimed the tariffs hurt the sales of the Switch 2?
>>736196453Dunno.Think they saw the lightning in a bottle moment and wanted to try and capitalize on that, but they were too slow.
>>736159574>third worldwhy would americans badmouth themselves?oh wait, they do it all the time
Who's that on the front page?>!!!:O
>>736192672le eyebrow gril
>>736187610CHAIKAFRONT PAGESHOCKING TRUTH
>>736187610She's cute
>>736187610
How did they make the game so perfect?There is practically nothing I would remove or add to it. Its a complete experience.
>>736196025That's not my screenshot. But yeah, I played it on PS4 and then on Steam Deck, not optimal but that's what I have.
>>736184287I’d make experiences a bit more lenient towards the end-game. Having to replay the game 3 times to max out everything is a real fucking chore, especially as, unlike most souls game, replaying this one adds nothing new.
>>736196136By looking at it my autistic friend. You keep trying to mix real life with video games where it doesn't apply. Real life doesn't use a different set of textures when seen from afar away. Real life doesn't erase your eyes and mouth and nose to turn it into a blank featureless paste just because I'm far away. When you move away from something in real life it looks smaller, not more blocky.
>>736186649Corrupted Monk>>736186782The Ape made me seethe uncontrollably.
>>736196202>a consolebab getting into dickmeasuring contests over graphics qualitythanks for the laugh
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
>>736186832I feel like im the rare inverse Toe Hoe fan. I played all the main games and a bunch of the deviation work games, but don't engage with much else beyond some music remixes or occasional porn. I honestly couldn't even tell you the names of most of the characters despite beating the shooting games since i only played them in jap.
>>736193243Fate and Tsukihime are better stories than S;G in every way. Science Adventure in general is slop.
>>736196329That's why you play the non-jap version maintained and updated by the 4chan anonymous guy peoples!
>>736195896>I need visual and auditory stimuliYou shitty brats have it too easy. Back in my days, imagination was your best friend.
>>736196317Didn't fallout go to shit after 2 or something? I honestly never played any of them but that's what I gather when I hear people talking about it. Apparently the first one was a pretty dark game and then 2 was different and everything else went to crap or something like that.
Mini bros were you at?
>>736196132Anon the knight carrying Mini's tits like Atlas carrying the globe.It's meant to symbolize the plight of an average oppai loli fag.
>>736163792The fuck is wrong with Romanians? I randomly met a qt Romanian girl who used to shit up /hlg/ at the same time as me back in the day.
>>736196519All that Dragostea Din Tei stuff really sucked them into the internet didn't it?
>>736196519>girl who used to shit up /hlg/ at the same time as mei don't know what /hlg/ is but if this is true you FUMBLED by not getting her number btw
>>736196591>tfw you will never be able to go back to those interweb days
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736196029It was canon to RE6. Not canon to any of the RE engine games.
>>736196324No one is saying honey traps aren't real. I'm saying you're fucking retarded for thinking that tool gets that much use and success.
>>736196454>I'm saying you're fucking retarded for thinking that tool gets that much use and successI never said that?
>>736196617Right, right. You're just agreeing with the dude who said "Chinks have fucked their way to intel".
Ada has equal firearms/combat ability to leon but way better sense/mobility, and there's barely any social aspect in RE4. Jessica's a better example of someone who flirts and blends in
Which way EOP?
>>736174229That's true, but it's often impossible to pick a "similar idiom" that conveys the same message across different languages and cultures. >Just use the dry clarificationNo one would enjoy it. You're better off trying to adapt the text, and fail sometimes, than never attempting anything.
>>736181728That's not autistic at all, the iceberg theory is one of the basics of creative writing. Though it gets tricky with translation because the original author almost certainly will have made their own considerations, so your job as a translator goes a layer deeper than that. You have to enter the headspace of the original author and reconceive the rest of the iceberg through that lens, which requires a high degree of media literacy because this tends to be interpreted.
>>736172916there are two types of adaptations I hate, the first one is you can literally tell what's written in english is not what's said in japanese (as someone who only knows common anime/game japanese expressions) and the other is just inserting tangential personal views into the adaptation, that one's just unforgivable.rest I don't really care
>>736196094Like 一石二鳥. Joke.I guess. There are some untranslatable idioms but like english has tons of idioms. Every language has tons of idioms. For every untranslatable idiom there's stuff like 雨が降ろうが槍が降ろうが where an idiom in english communicates the same meaning just differently.
>>736196094"I'm gonna knock your lights out" is corny as fuck too so it works. What the autists are getting stuck on is that an idiom is being localized into a pun. It doesn't matter because puns are corny too, but for the sake of having a clear example, the adaptation should have been "I'm gonna clobber you!" or something. Or just use a real example of Japanese since having to rotate the English sentence in their heads and imagine it as a different language is evidently too hard for some people.
Rika, what are you doing?!
>>736192662>Stop thinking about sex- real quote from woman with hand on my cock
>>736177616Nothing, he thought he was helping, he's given false info by Irie about the nature of the syndromeI find it hilarious that the reason why he's the destroyer of so many fragments is because he interrogates people which makes them go L5
>>736176893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-kWI_Q9Itw
>>736192679Need to worship...
>>736190535I need aisha so bad it's unreal
Are you finally ready to admit that he was the best designed gen 9 Pokemon?
>>736196095Lopunny came before Lucario anon. Lopunny was Gen 3. Lucario was Gen 4.There aren't a lot of mons who are in the 10k club since Lucario. It's like Braixen and Greninja, and the latter mainly due to the anime and Smash hard shilling him.
>>736164530Belly dance was predominantly performed by males
They knew what they were doing.
>>736196260What are you talking about? Lopunny was gen 4! You're confusing her with gardevoir
>>736196608>>736196260In fact lucario technically came before lopunny because it was a gen 3 movie
Why arent you playing Marvel Rivals?
>>736192746I fucking hate the capeshit for fat losers.
>>736195153That they haven't added Green Goblin yet is a crime.
Why aren't you watching Hokuto no Ken?
>>736193158die of aids more quickly
>>736192746kpop demon whores
>they added a new weapon in payday 2they really don't want to touch payday 3 again.
man i used to love playing these games, those were the days. All PD3 needed to do was NOT be a janky dumpster fire, I don't think any payday fans expected a load of content, just a more stable foundation.
>>736195887Happened with Cities Skylines too
>>736196061I love how they spit in the faces of those who bought Payday 3.
>>736195512Its not even the same people, they hired Sidetrack Games, a dev team made out of PD2 modders to take care of the game because Overkill/Starbreeze broke it to hell and back with the post-mortem DLC and updates, SPECIALLY the one that allows you to get the game on Epic.
>>736196123No dude just look up payday 3 on YT there are countless videos talking all about why it sucks
Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
>>736195710>>736195752
>>736196305The hour of Akane is finally here
>>736191514But she didn't do anything.
>>736196383I always use her in my yellow team.
>>736194334I got to rank 3 and couldn't coinflip to 1, so I just let it decay. I don't really care so long as I stay above 101
>completely kills all open world, sandbox crime gamesI cannot think of a huge video game franchise that has no competitor. In the 2000s and early 2010s, you had some games trying to compete and they all failed, True Crime, Sleeping Dogs, Just Cause, Watch Dogs etc. You have:>COD and Battlefield>Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat>Gran Turismo and Forza>Counter Strike and ValorantCountless of Hero Shooters, Battle Royale, Extraction Shooter competitors, but there are no open world crime games like GTA anymore. It's a fucking disaster as a fan of these games. GTA is a curse. You have to wait 15 years for the next game.
>>736195928not even remotely same deal. you're just listing open world games. like gta. all in all if those count then assassin's creed is huger franchise than gta. considering it has books movies comic books etc. gta only has games so it's not much of an franchise really.
>>736195379as this anon said>>736195379They've strayed so far from the original one. Its exactly like other open world fighting games now. I have no idea why they don't make small games inbetween thats a lot more similar to the first two games, where its just pure stealth and assassinations.
>>736194965Cyberpunk showed me what I want GTA6 to surpass, the bar is set.
>>736194965Sims
>>736196478Cyberpunk is a different game. Cyberpunk is an "RPG" game with an open world. It's not an open world sandbox like GTA. It has none of the reactivity, the physics, the technical quality that is associated with the GTA games. Jesus Christ, GTA SAN ANDREAS from 2004 has a better wanted system compared to Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk is a soulless husk of a game.
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
what mod do I need to get to stop one shotting enemies in the open world
>throw infected main pawn into water>doesnt dieWtf what do I do then
>>736172253>not on sale>Denuvo uncracked for 2+ years>debug build runs like shit and you can't mod itPoorfagbros...when do we get to play?
>>736195770Simple Difficulty Tweaks is the main onehttps://www.nexusmods.com/dragonsdogma2/mods/1018 with that you can just tune every monster to take and dish out as much damage as you want, that said its a lot of work to rebalance the entire game so...Go to the files tab of ERO and grab 'Simple Difficulty Tweaks - Mura's Preset' from https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonsdogma2/mods/1079They've already done all the hard work for you.
Isn't this literally the Chloranthy Ring from Dark Souls?What the hell is it doing in Dragon's Dogma?
Will Nexon make it a premium singleplayer game seeing the success of Stellar Blade and Crimson Desert?>but Khazan floppedKhazan can still get residual sales on PC if they handle it correctly.
khazan still pays for denuvo a year later. that's not a flop.
>>736195225what's the point if you can't motorboat afk sluts that paid for pretty dresses online?
The breast jiggle in this game looks way too watery and weird
>>736195574But you can.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSKMuZ6Z7zM
John Tarmac
>>736170412The inventors of Hideogames (movie games)
>>736189020lost
>>736195221Heheh
John Homero
>>736196291D'oh!
