It's over
>picture of that nu-startrek hologram woman
>>736410559Halo fans will be there to sympathize with mass effect fans when it all turns to shit. At least it couldn't get any more retarded than this.
>>736411479>>736413557see Star Trek: Academy or the one that just got cancelled recently
>>736413943>get a few brewskis and sit down with your boyoyos on the coucherino>have a good night laughing at the shitshow>kiss them goodbye and climb into your bed (5'11)See, it's actually very easy to enjoy these shitty shows that we have so many of today.
>>736414267Cringe take.
I feel my life wasting away just playing all the old games I never played before. It's an enjoyable game, but it's hard to keep going, when there's always 1 more world after you think you're close.
>>736410193WHY THE FUCKING HELL IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO MY FUCKING THREAD?
>but it's hard to keep going, when there's always 1 more world after you think you're close.There's only 21 levels, it's a short game. Takes 10 hours to 100% it, maybe 7 if you don't go for 100%.
>>736410193>it's hard to keep goingAnon the game is very short and it never drags itself enough to be boring. Maybe the theme park and TV Power levels do? But that's because you're supposed to open the shortcuts, save and come again the next day,I'd say finish 1, skip 2 and play 3 its really freaking good, you can't discuss it on /v/ tho.
>>736413515Because you didn't start the thread with porn, twitter screenshot or some clickbait angry headline. That's all the zoomer infestation on this site cares about these daysBut anyways, ape escape is actually insanely short. They literally stop you from fully completing each level by limiting the amount of monkeys you can catch. Plus all the backtracking with gadgets, so I have no idea why you think this game is long
>>736410193Why are you playing 1? That's the worst one. Play 2 or 3 first.
Repeat after me.Sonic is Character Action.Character Action is chasing ranks. Not mindless mashing of combos.Now get a fucking clue.
>>736414086DMC1 is an hour & a half long. It's the best on virtue of its length.
>>736411130Mario is character action because he's a character who acts
Character Action isn't a genreImmersive Sim isn't a genre
Fire Emblem 6 is a character action game
>>736414254Damn you got me..................................... ........................................................................................except Rivera The Promised Land is undeniably Character Action as well.
Japanese devs have found the optimal male and female bodies
>>736413978>webmNow that's kino of the highest order.
>>736414168>Titfuck irl is just alright, not life changing.You're supposed to oil those sisters up.
>>736413761Game??
>>736413761Mr Magu looking ass.
>>736414216NTA but the problem is you're just fucking two oil lumps of fat that have no real friction and just give away to the slightest amount of force. That means to apply any grip they have to be constantly squeezed together by either you or her, and it still doesn't really feel as good as a pussy/mouth etc. It's just kind of an overrated thing that looks better than it actually is. Might as well fuck their thigh or armpit while you're at it, will probably feel better
>naysayers are calling this a Ubisoft clone
>>736360992Looks like fake fun
>>736361021>Is that dragons dogma?you know damn well it isn't
>>736408285I don't know. I only used it in the main story mission then once I realised it was useless I got out. I'm at the start of chapter 11 now so I don't know if I'll need to upgrade it. Hopefully not.
>>736407896>mechanics that interplay with each other.Such as crafting and cooking 60 things so you can fight a boss after killing 80 bandits?
>>736360992>op powers but enemies are all basic ass fuck soldiers that can't do shit against said powersyup, looks like ubislop alright
>Gets revealed and my knee jerk reaction is "wow a minecraft clone about 15 years too late, yawn">Everyone i know gushes about it to a degree i have not seen since Expedition 33>Okay fine i'll give it a try>Tfw its the perfect balance of whimsical slice of life and melancholy ennui to an almost 1980's Ghibli-esque level>Absolutely eats up my time and put every other game aside to devour it with all my free time, even got honestly a little choked up at the ending after finding the full story out via exploration>My biggest complaints all sum up as "i just want more of it".>Ends up being the game that made all my friends finally buy a Switch 2 when all the shit like Mario Kart turning into open world sloppa failed.Much as i would like to see them take this formula to something like Etrian Odyssey, Monster Hunter or Final Fantasy or something i would absolutely love a sequel set in Jhoto or Alola. Was anyone else surprised this ended up being peak sovl?
>>736413803Eh?It was just Dragon Quest Builders, but with fewer mechanics and a Pokemon skin.
>>736413803Scyther looks so weird with his little head
>>736413803>Was anyone else surprised this ended up being peak sovl?No, it was pretty obvious from the reveal that this was gonna be peak. It was sad to see how many people have not taken the Dragon Quest Builders pill. You should give the sequel a try, it's the more expansive of the two. Pokopia has it beat in vibes and charm, but I still think DQB2 is the better game overall even though I'm more attached to Pokémon.
>>736413803>Pokemon fans when they get to play any other genre of games besides the main game snoozefest
>>736414364lol yes
How would you fix this franchise?
>>736413723>Drop the entire animus angle.>Fewer or no cutscenes.>More assassinations, procedural assassinations, full freedom on carrying them out.>Strategic control map.>More stuff to do with the ship.Basically turn it into Shadow of Mordor with the magic Tolkien ring shit replaced with sailing.
Stop milking it already and end the modern day story.
Hire a solid writer and design an ezio/desmond 2.0 that we'll play with for a few titles. These new protagonists are absolutely ass and not memorable at all
public domain it
Make an exciting, character-driven game about working as an assassin in a historical setting again, instead of these open world fantasy RPGs with a wrong logo that they've been churning out for the past decade.
We're ALL playing ManoSaba before localizers and vntwt trample all over it, right?
>>736409014>>736409920>witch who hates humanity for literally genociding her entire kind has been plotting revenge for centuries>spends a year? a few years? hanging out with two girls in middle school>aw shucks humanity's not so bad. i take it all back
I can't stand anything yuri, it's extremely tranny energy. Except when lesbianism is a brief warmup for harem sex, that's based.
>>736413643Death to all YURINIGGERS, it's a pipeline to trannyism.
>>736405845retard
sherryhanna forever
>>736413709America is hardly the fattest country in the world. Europe is pretty much right behind it now, plus even China is going through an obesity crisis that is set to make the US look alright by comparison.
A&W is the best option for quick burgers unless you want a baconatorLeaf btw
>>736413902Stupidest comment ever made on the internet. I've been to Florida. I've never seen people so fat. You dont meassure sizes in small, medium or large. You meassure in elephant, elephant x2, elephant x3, elephant x4.
>>736411918Holy shit this is the most american thing I've ever seen. Why are they like this? Can't they just pause the game for a few seconds to eat a few fries? Or better yet, eat food at a different time when they're not playing videos games. This shit is some hardcore american goyslop pro globohomo dystopian nightmare fuelAlso I'm so tired of large corporations being involved in video games in anyway. These people never cease to show the world how retarded a clueless they are about video games. I miss the time when video games were a niche hobby. Large companies have destroyed this industry and turned it into the wasteland that it is now.
>>736411918'MURRICA!FUCK YEAH!
I personally hate racing games, but I fucking Split/Second. It's without a doubt a masterpiece when it comes to racing games and I wish we had a sequel
No more cracks, just bypasses. What a sad ending to what was once a great scene.
>>736414013Keep on riding friend
I don't think the scene's dead, it's just in need of some new autism.
>>736414159Just need the right CEO to think he can replace the wrong autist with AI/indians.
>>736414159the bar has risen astronomically compared to the '90syou didn't have games running on VNs and phoning home back in the day. or accounts that could get banned, leaving you with a paperweight
>>736389953Then end yourself loser
Snootgame 2 when?
>>736413859You're among friends here anon, if you want to stick your weiner into a silicone wolf pussy then we won't judge.
>>736384473I hope this is rape
>>736388121Doesn't she sell her body and is fucked/raped in the very trailer of the game?
>>736413063>i used her daily but it tore up from usehow in the actual fuckI know WD's silicone is softer than BD's (which is usually good but does impact durability a bit), but still that's almost impressiveI only ever hear of tears on extremely tight BD holes because the guy using it is too thick
>>736414185You never grabbed someone by the throat with love anon?
What are yours, /v/iggers?topsters.org for this format.
>>736412783Forgot image
I should specify it's the Sketchbook demo for Pragmata, of course.>>736410452Dark Souls II in this year?
>>736384826I only just picked up the hobby again, but still..... Am I retarded?
>>736413508There are better games for a first timer but those are good ones.Lots of driving games though you may wanna diversify a little, and Stephens Sausage roll is quite advanced for the standard puzzler.I'll make you a 3x3 hold on.
immersive sim is such a retarded name, how would you actually call this?
>>736413363Nope. It's abysmal dogshit.
>Here's a cool weapon >Ooops sorry you can only use it in this one level
>>736413647good design, it makes some items feel special
>>736414253your game is shit faggot
>>736414293okay schizo, carry on
>playing with a friend>he says he has to go now>he's still online but playing a different game>ask him why he lied>changes his profile to offline>his play hours are increasing
>>736413724Damn that's ghey. Me and my brother just have our discord NEET bro who we try to egg into getting a jerb every now and then. I worry for the nigga.
>>736406525>>736406782The most melancholy part about this is nothing even happened that caused it. There wasn't a big fight, the one guy holding us all together didn't die, nothing huge like that. We were just all too busy one day to post or play and one day turned into two into a week into forever. Someone might post what should be huge gaming news for all of us that'd get us chatting and gaming for a week, but instead got a single thumbs up reaction three days later. Or maybe we'd try setting up a hasty hour-long session of Deep Rock or L4D, but we never said much to each other during the game besides a few awkward sniffles or coughs, and left with a "see ya later, bro", half knowing we'd never talk to each other again and half never thinking it could happen. I think at some point in most people's lives, they instantly and simultaneously realize that the person their talking to has given all they can, and thus it's time to move on. Happens so often that I can only cope by hoping it's natural to some degree and not some industrial revolution chicanery. Hope some wise sage figures it out because I sure as hell can't.
>>736405573Decision paralysis. You have too many options, so you agonize over making the "right" choice, which leads to you putting it off and doing nothing.
These threads are always really funny. Have you considered that you are all a bunch of unlikable faggots?
>>736409878One is by far the best one so good luck lmao. I couldn't bring myself to complete the third game.
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Literally and unironically name a single legitimate flaw. DMKeks can't do this because they're gay and retarded.
>>736413909This boss is pathetically easy even without cheese.The rematch in the volcano? Now that's a different story.
>>736414001>rematch in the volcanoyou can just cheese it the exact same way
>>736411015>single legitimate flawUnderground levels are bad. Military levels are bad. In general, almost all levels after you go underground are bad. Most of the bosses are shit. Forced camera lock on bosses, especially when they have minions, is shit. Most of the ambushes are bad, because instead of featuring unique encounters, they have you fight over a hundred of same enemies, 3 – 5 at the time. Difficulty progression on the higher difficulties is bad, in the first level you fight some of the most dangerous enemies in the game with nothing, after that the game throws easier enemies at you and you have more stuff to play with. It means that the first level is the hardest and it only gets easier from there on, because the game has nowhere to increase it’s difficulty further.
If you ask me, I think on a technical and gameplay level, Ninja Gaiden (until 3) was at a far more advanced level. It's much smoother and the flow of action is more intense. DMC1 is notoriously stiff and 3 is pretty similar to 1, all things considered. It's not until 4 that they come close to NG4's polish, but unfortunately 4 is wracked with so much fucking bullshit and bad enemy design that makes it look worse. But DMC5 definitely found that footing and evolved the foundation DMC was built upon astronomically and easily clears past NG games. Not even NG4 comes close, but we'll never know what an NG4 led by Itagaki would be like.
>>736413909Thats not NGB tho.
Once you learn about Elden Ring's cut content you'll never stop wanting to beath Miyazaki and Bandai Namco to death with your bare hands.
>>736407981What an absolute fucking retard he was. Good riddance.
>>736410778>a fundamentally competent story is a necessary condition for a work to be goodFuck off, retard. Next you'll tell me Minecraft needs a story.I just know what to expect from Souls games and that is a jumbled mess of a story. Of course it could be better but I'll still keep playing the games for the gameplay.
>>736371740soulsfaggots btfo
>>736412652>why doesn't the game account for every possibilityEven BG3 doesn't do that with everything and that's probably the clostest you'll get in a AAA game.Shit costs time and money to program for not much benefit or increased players.>Undertale comparisonOh, so you're just a retarded faggot. Okay.
>>736371869the only dudes I know that got a vasectomy did it because they already had more than enough kids and they decided to make sure it won't happen againLike my father had 5 kids, then got a vasectomy. Or my sisters husband whos up to 6 kids with her, after they orignally wanted to stop at 2.
But knowing microsoft they will probably restrict the windows mode a lot (if there even is one) so if you try to run a pirated version of a game it will delete files without your consent claiming it was malware (already happens a lot with windows defender unless you turn it off which is getting increasingly hard to do). Honestly there really isn't much value in it being able to run console versions of games as well since the PC version tens to be vastly superior anyway (not locked to a bad framerate, way more graphics options, etc). Main reason why project helix is decently likely to turn out good was because xbox got detroyed on the market forcing microsoft to actually release something good if they want to keep selling units (and not try to sell locked down consoles with limited library, having to pay to play online, basically no mods, etc). For every exclusive PS6 will have PC will have thousands. Sony exclusives have mediocre gameplay, i am aware of 0 exceptions to this. The main thing sony studios have been good at is making their games look relatively good on weak console hardware.With PS6 you will have to wait for games to be enhanced for it or play vastly inferior versions (PS5 pro version at best but can be as bad as having to play the base PS4 version). Some developers will charge money for next-gen enhancements for games you already paid for. Sony will keep making PS+ worse value knowing people are going to keep paying for it to play with their friends. PS6 will have weak CPU (only zen 6c cores) and bad memory bandwidth (160-bit bus compared to the 256-bit bus PS5 had). The next xbox should be around 20% faster overall (such as 144fps vs 120fps) unless microsoft blunders again by not pushing for high GPU clockspeed.
>>736413028grok qrd this in 8 words
>>736413765It's not the case with the dev mod for current xbox consoles (which is a bit surprising to be honest) but perhaps their plan is to make it free at first and then when they have sold enough units they suddenly start changing money for the desktop mode (which has the added benefits of causing problems for competing stores).
>>736414154sony got sued to shit when they removed otheros which nobody used, microsoft will not get awaywith doing something like this
>>736413028Every console is a nerfed pc
>>736414243With older consoles games could actually use all of the hardware unlike modern consoles where a bloated operating system reserves at least 1 CPU core (often more) and uses a big chunk of the ram as well (3.5 GiB for PS5).
When did it jump the shark?
>>736413494Kiryu has an arc in 0, actually.But that's fine, I think. You don't need an arc in every story. If they wanted to make Kiryu "learn" something every game that shit would suck ass quick. Problem with Ichiban is that for him "becoming" the dragon is the point, so him having the Disney Princess pseudo-arc feels off to his character.
>>736413791He shouldve become the dragon in 7, he isn't one after iw, hell never be a dragon. Shame that they can't write good stories and beats anymore.>arc in 0Like what?
>>736378063>balance changes and bug fixes n stuffcan they fucking stop doing that shit I want to play kurohyou not "my epic new yakuzer game i hope you's enjoy :)))))))"
>>736378063>>736413896https://www.teamk4l.com/blog/upcoming-kurohyou-1-v20-patch-detailsThere's no gameplay changes, just bug fixes which seem to be related to the patch itself not the game, and I don't even know what bugs BP1 had. BP2 has a mahjong bug to get infinite money but roulette is in that game so fixing that isn't an issue, and the only other bug permanently locks you out of Sumo style along with the best style if you get a text for the ranking battles while getting the phone call at the same time which is unlikely but it can happen.The translation patches are just translation patches. They're making a "remastered" version that seems to include some HUD hiding options and is basically a texture pack but that's all 100% optional and not part of the translation patch.
>>736379238I like that if he had a good performance the discussion could've become some cultural battleground against #MeToo or whatever but it was genuinely so shit nobody even bothered to defend him even if they thought the reaction was overblown.
