Why would one do this to themselves?
>>736314591EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH
>don't get any implants>immune to all cyber attacks
>>736316790>peak human performance vs cyber psychosisImagine the carnage
>>736316790>don't get any implants>susceptible to all physical attacks
>>736316790>get turned into red mist by a chromed up dude just briskly sprinting through you
>>736314880>Switch 1's build quality is enoughIt really isn't. I've had the "pleasure" of working on them before, and the electronics / chassis are cheap garbage, meant to be disposable. It's fucking wild that the Switch never got a permanent price cut. Even wilder that the price went up kek.
I want one that is $2000. I hate how fucking poorfags hold us all back. Nintendo has all the best talent and holds them back with shit hardware.
The price should have been $399.99 and Mario Kart World should have been $69.99. Admit variable pricing is Doug Bowser's lie and just say Switch 2 carts are more expensive than Switch 1 carts. That's it really. The lack of honest communication is killing Nintendo and the Switch 2 brand.
>>736314539>adults>nintendo
Killed game-key cards and that digital card concept in general on the cutting room floor. Nintendo has always been the worst option available for digital, they have no business leaning into it until they get their shit even halfway together. Their commitment to decent physical releases was one of the last great things about them.
>Lovecraftian game>the creature with marine wildlife features drives you insaneHow? Fucking stupid.
>>736309765Every time he scratches his nuts he has to taste his own ballsack.
>>736313427nutsacks have tastebuds on them
>>736314948tastebuds have nutsacks on them
>>736315096Nutbuds have tastesacks on them.
we werent ready for this
>five hearts under one roof 2 getting released on switch and mobile>beauties and the stranded releasing in the next few months>summer's heartbeat already released>too hot to be true set to be announced and released in the next couple of months>casting calls from mal-sook's instagram a few months ago show they were casting for five hearts 3Storytaco continues to lead the pack when it comes to FMV games. Why can't anybody else keep up?
>>736307824Damn
Rate my gf
>>736303384Easily the best of the original cast
>>736314908she cute
Why do Japanese games (and anime) ALWAYS do this?
Being a furfag is not a personality.
>>736312753It's like a gif slide show, like very tsundere Christmas or lil' Cheetus. At least it works on my machine.
>>736301326Congratulations. You like humans.
>>736309983i couldn't bear to play that game, it was teasing my cock so hard that I couldn't marry the fuck out of that beast.
>>736312927What a hideous art style. Japs can’t into anthro, they should leave that to westerners and Russians.
>most popular female character in the company>doesn't get any games
>>736313667if quake 3 ever gets a remaster, i demand a jill and leon model
>Jill... We have to be careful.... You can't just rush in like this... This numbness.... It will eat your soul....>I'm sorry, Ethan.>[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
>>736308812>Get to have sex with brainwashed blonde Jill in skin-tight suitWesker is so lucky...
>>736306427>they lose>vanish for a whole year>come back with slightly bigger tits and thighs, and are slightly more sensualWeird hgame idea, but ok.
>>736303267They did her dirty, without a doubt. Still, we should take the bad with the good. Not showing up as much makes her feel more special and if she ever comes back in a mainline title, it will be an event. This sort of works like WWE
kneel to the new kings of /v/idya
>>736315498>Retarded anime posterEvery time
How did E33 faggots become the most insufferable fanbase since undertale and FNAF
>>736316126That's not anime and you can't even greentext properly.Ironic.
>>736316197>normies>women>"women">soys
>>736313574Add her and the bitch from Beast of Reincarnation to the image.
>ABL>chromatic overshoot>overscan adjustment >judder in low fps games>burn-in>vertical bandingThey are trash for gaming
>>736315874Well not reallyThat dell has a 400:1 contrast ratio Nowadays you can get an lcd with 2000 maybe even 3000 contrast ratio, even more with mini led
>>736316062Still looks bad and don't forget the shitty frames on a LCD, CRT is wayyyy smoother
>>736314431>>736314504>>736314731>>736315508
>>736316206Read the posts you reply to retard
Miniled mogs
>ten trillion backrooms games based on one 4chan post>Only ONE DOOM wad based on the book that inspired itWhy has nobody adapted this yet, or something like it, beyond the doom .wad?
>>736313169I thought book sales were up post pandemic
>>736312992The footnote nonsense is actually brilliant, but not for the reasons people think. The issue the writer faces is pacing: good writers control pacing via attention to detail. You slow a story down by focusing on details in the setting, and speed it up by focusing on events. This helps control the reader’s perception of the flow of time and makes the correct moments in the narrative have impact.The challenge is, when you pick for your setting “a black hallway that goes on forever”, what details do you dwell on? How do you control pacing when every expedition into the house could be reduced to “they walked for 2 hours in the dark”? Reading the book and skipping the footnote maze gives a sense of this; these sections are stupid short.So the clever trick is, you pad these sections with long footnotes about nonsense, that lead to other footnotes, that lead to other footnotes. You make it so the reader is blasting past meaningless text, flipping forward and backward through the book, gaining nothing, and 5 minutes later, they’re back on the page where they started and they’ve gotten through a sentence. That’s how you pad the pacing out when there’s nothing to talk about.
>>736315731The only book sales that are up are smut peddled by women on tiktok.
>>736315731>>736313169Women are basically keeping bookstores (both corpo and independent) afloat with their obsession with thinly veiled fatasy porn novels like that one about minotaur milking
>>736312256It's worth it I think.
Like them? Use them? I remember there being a big controversy with picrel and Factorio in particular and many developers dislike those sites too
Probably bought around 100 keys using all key shop in my lifetime. Usually for broke niggas who wanna play coop games with the group. Only ever had 2 bad keys, one for siege and one for MHworld both of which were replaced within 15 minutes by support. It's probably bad for the industry, but I personally don't care regardless.
>>736316315>bought around 100 keysdid you pay the sales tax?
>Sylux is a humanoid space merc man>Gets saved by Samus Aran>Instead of wanting to be prince carried by a 6'7" muscle mommy amazon, he decides to eternally seethe and vow to get revenge on her for making him look dumbHow gay is Sylux?
>>736313821Would Sylux save the animals at the end of Super Metroid or would he kill them on the way out?>>736314521Lel.
>>736306784Maybe he was a blackpilled chud already
>>736312480i really want to see the other hunters in the next metroid Prime gamesi know there wont be another Metroid Prime game given how bad thing went...
>>736315289Instead of trying to pad the game through a giant useless hub, they should make the next Prime game have multiple smaller campaigns that reuse elements of the map but allow you to play as one or two of the other hunters featured with clever use of their own upgrades. >>736314883Not even Chuds hate animals.
>>736315289They could always make more hunters for non-prime games. It's space, so they're only limited by creativity.>>736315693>other playable charactersDepends on how much money Nintendo gives the studio and what the studio is able to do.
Play Trickcal.
>>736316418Ok, I'm lost again.
i missed you friends
>>736316493Don’t be.
>>736316490Maybe so, but Doro was trained for that sort of thing. Speaki is, allegedly, not a fool.>>736316582I will have to sleep... I am way too tired. But you anons can post these gremlins.
>>736316635Happy end.
So, Yakuza?
>>736312404No, foxosexual.
>>736312404No, a deadbeat.
I feel bad for anyone with no good patrilineal figure. If you have a no good dad/stepdad AND grandfather, and no surrogate, you're just fucked.Anyone that's overcome that and is still a decent person deserves admiration.
>>736314348I found paternal figures in books and films. People give me sad looks irl when I tell them that's all I had growing up, but it didn't feel all that bad at the time, I felt I could really depend on them and that they were indelible.
No, a biker.
Can we have a nice battlestation thread?
>>736314650Dont forget to move the toucan to the flamingos back aswell
>>736236281inorite?should be ashamed to have all them shit mice out like that
>>736312103>You get air with a light trigger pull, and when you press harder you get paint, then it controls the same as any double-action brush.Thanks for clarifying anon, there aren't a lot of good english video reviews of the setup online (just bri'ish ones which are unintelligible). Nice paint station.
>>736299663that some really yellow lighting
I was thinking about that a lot while watching The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
>>736313115>still working, still making decisionsThey shit canned him after mario 64. He hasn't had a hands on role since. He got pushed aside into a supervisory role because he wasted millions on R&D prototyping the n64 controller.They never let him near games development/direction ever again.
>>736313115>Whatever, these old ass boomers need to go and get replaced with fresh talentThey constantly replace their old talent with younger people.If you follow the credits of games you'd see this.
>>736315760I think the last game he touched was Wii Sports Resort
>>736312931Probably 5 - 10 years before he actually retiresMaybe another 10 years before he passes away if he's got the good Japanese aging genes
>>736313115>Whatever, these old ass boomers need to go and get replaced with fresh talentNintendo already does that. Splatoon was conceived by the new younger devs.Similar with ARMS. The director of that game was under 40 when it was released; relatively young to be the director of any new game.
Some PS Moves are darker than the other... I wonder what might have happened...
>>736313864sun light + vagina lube
>>736313864Those balls are soft, you can't shove them in
>>736313964>tanlinesnnnnnngh
>>736313964Korewa... toile piss famicom...
>>736313864They are also thicker and longer.
What does /v/ think of Darksiders games?I hate these boring games so much
I'll tell you what happened: That animal Keighley overhyped Highguard on the last timeslot of the TGAs with no provocation whatsoever!
>>736312471take it easy
>>736312252WHAT'S THIS, FUCKING E3 NOW?
Its genius though, how much do you think he can now demand to not make your half-cooked shite the last vid of the evening?
>OI KISAMA! IS THAT A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD FLASHCART FOR A DEVICE THAT DOENS'T EVEN MAKE NINTENDO MONEY ANYMORE??! FUZAKENNAAAAAAAA!!! GIVE ME IT! GIVE ME IT RIGHT NOW I'LL FUCKING BUCHIKOROSU THAT LITTLE YOKAIIII!!!!Why is Japan like this?
>>736259660>brown hand
>>736309346>What, ALL DS media will be in black border small screen? Or streatched?The 3DS has screens with a higher resolution than the DS, because their respective games run at those different resolutions. This means that when you play a DS game on a 2DS/3DS of any kind, if you start the game in the pixel perfect mode, it will use only a smaller portion of the screen and not the entirety of it. You can stretch the image so that it uses the entire screen (not entirely true since 3DS and DS have a different ratio, but you get what I mean) but I don't recommend it since the 3DS resolution is not an integer of the DS resolution and it looks like smeared dogshit.3DS is 400x240 and DS is 256x192, by the way.The GBA has an even lower resolution than the DS (240x160) so it will appear even smaller on a 3DS screen when in pixel perfect mode.Watch some comparisons online to see if you can tolerate the blurriness of the full screen, how big of a portion of the screen they actually use in pixel perfect mode etc. Maybe it's not a problem for you, for me it is.>I keep it in mind. But maybe my smaller hands would be better off using a smaller console? Something compact. I don't rightly know which I should choose...Can't help you with this. I don't have big hands and I never had a problem with the various XL I have, I find bigger handhelds more comfortable. But it's subjective.>I see I see. And how different than regular screens are IPS screens beside wider viewing angles?Honestly I have no idea because I didn't bother to check comparisons, I just bought what I found at the time. As far as I know the only way to know whether they have IPS screens or not is after you mod them, I don't think you can determine it from other things like codes etc. but I'm not sure.It's just something to keep in mind because those go for a higher price.
>>736259778
>>736276335>one event>versus shitskins stabbing in the middle of a european nation every single day
Dstwo chads won
