>playing with a friend>he says he has to go now>he's still online but playing a different game>ask him why he lied>changes his profile to offline>his play hours are increasing
>>736407732It's real schizo hours anonNot as fun as that one fairy gaemu anon tho.
>>736399471>it is le traumatic for people to not be up to socializing constantlyInvisible was made exactly for "traumatizing" personality types like yours, kek.
>>736398475I want to reconnect but I've become a massive recluse over the years and I'm 99% sure the person you knew me as is not the same as I am now
>>736403913lmao I see it
>>736397367>have danganronpa on my wishlist>friend buys me all three>play the first one a bit and don't like itThis was years ago. I'm pushing through it this year and going to try and play them all.
>25 years later>still no RPG as good as this one >still better than all other final slop before and after it >mogs baldur's gay>mogs chud scrollsWhy can't any other rpgs be this good?
>>736408667Retardmaxxing is literally the secret to pulling chicks
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>>736406751btw my favorite rpg is trails of coldsteel
>>736403709Played through this game twice and never noticed the belts because I was looking at her boobies
>>736396663XII is better than this trash.Don't even bother replying, I'm right. Good night losers
And why is it Ada Wong?
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>>736390037Cant go wrong with wong
>>736390037Manuela.
>>736398530character: AdaModel: Adaholy shit Jill looks like a man kek
>>736390037>nu big headed midget Ada
>gtx1650
>5060ti
>9070xt
>3060 12 GBThe perfect mid just as intended
>4070 12gbit just works
>>736384380>GTX 1060
Is Resident Evil the only example of a film adaptation that’s better than the game it’s based on?
>>736408967I heard that Paul WS Anderson tried to walk off The Final Chapter because he was fed up with everything, the cascading interference from Sony, and the stuntwoman being maimed was the last straw. They intimidated him into continuing the shoot, but it's why there's no full director's commentary or anything.
>>736409304>when Anderson heard about the stuntwoman, he chuckled before saying "Good".
>>736397979In case you're unaware let me be the bearer of bad news. Zoomers and tards are trying to push that the RE movies were good now, just like they did with the prequels.
all games are so badly written that even a shitty movie is (marginally) better
I hate that Sony pushed them to bring back the Red Queen for brand recognition. The Red Queen was completely fried in the first movie. They had originally intended to reveal that the "new" Red Queen was actually an avatar of Alicia Marcus (who was evil). But this was scrapped when Alicia Marcus was rewritten from a villain into a sympathetic character.
>chud hispanic devs that know that male bisexuality isn't real and female bisexuality is hot release a glorified audio book>don't translate it to spanish even though they know the language perfectly well, as they're from the 51st state (formerly Venezuela)Buy .45 PARABELLUM BLOODHOUND when it comes out.
>YOU MUST TRANSLATE YOU'RE GAMES TO SPANISH OR GET CANCELLED PENDEJOwhere did this shit come from? it was never a thing, must be some government plant or some shit
>>736408719The artist (who has nothing to do with their latest project Wormd) still lives in a latine country, just not Venezuela.
>>736407589latinx have been getting very uppity lately desu
when will chud get world filtered like desu and senpaifucking reddit faggot term
>>736409661um sweatie, they stopped adding wordfilters after moot left
As a Catholic, should I join the Empire? They're obviously Romans, however, Stormcloacks believe in Thalos who is like a nord Jesus? Hmmm...
Empire is led by the retarded and corrupt>Siddgeir doesn't even care about Falkreath and only cares about partying, doesn't even have any reaction about Helgen getting burned to a crisp much less rebuilding it>Ravencrone is a boomer who LARPs as a seer, clearly has dementia and not fit for office>Elisif is just Torygg's wife and has zero experience in leading people, literally a figurehead who will get assassinated herself by the more ambitious politicians>Igmund is also just a figurehead, Markarth is led by the Silver Bloods behind the scenes>if Laila is replaced in Riften, Maven takes over who is even far more corrupt>Brunwulf Free Winter simply takes the status quo, still bans Argonians and Dumbmer are still reviled even with Empire troops replacing all of the Windhelm guard>Kraldar gets elevated simply because of nepotism>Balgruuf is literally a fence-sitter who only sides with the Empire when Ulfric decides to siege WhiterunMeanwhile Stormcloak leaders outside of Laila are just conservative boomers who just want the old ways
>>736409163Still, if we're going for biblical motifs the Empire in Skyrim are squarely the Roman Empire, acting as the muscle and enforcers for a group it doesn't agree with on a personal level for reasons of circumstance. If the Thalmor are the Jews, it is because they view themselves as gods-to-be or degraded gods and see their ascension as inevitable, and Talos proves that it is indeed possible for a mortal to ascend to the divine, yet in a way that runs contrary to their assumption that only Mer souls have that innate spark that once set free of material existence will fruit into godhood, casting Men away forever.
>>736379498>worship pope and not GodI thought it was Saint Mary. You fucking protties should have been exterminated 500 year ago.
>>736397317>about how the Sumerians "walked out of the water and brought with them culture and civilization"Huh, so that's why Dominions included these guys
>>736409441So wait, high elves are jews cause they are basically the chosen people who want to ascend, and hate the race of men (basically gentiles and christians) because they were allowed to ascend (men allowed the same resurrection that the jews were promised), proven by Tiber septim becoming talos (Jesus raised from the dead and ascending to heaven)?Interesting. Suddenly things in the real world make sense now...
What do you think of Metroid Prime 3?
>>736400368The combat was pretty good, especially since it's a shooter with motion controls in the mid-2000's. The Metroid part is supremely disappointing. You'll get taken to the next "level" because the story says so, not because you got a new item. The story is generally front and center with Samus listening to people talk and even do a show-and-tell. The motion controls outside of combat are insanely annoying, where you'll have to use them to open a door or move to a different area or whatever.
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>>736406827Hunters wasn't THAT bad, especially if you look at it through the lens of being a full 3D Metroid "Prime" game on the OG DS and how it had fuckin' online multiplayer that people liked.The only real complaint I had about it was that the bosses sucked and had no variety unless you REALLY stretch the term and include the other hunters.No joke I'd swap it and MP4 on your list.Prime 4 is literally the only Metroid-anything to actually make me upset. Other M (and Federation Force) was some misguided attempt at freshening up the franchise by a guy that doesn't know what Metroid fans want, which is pretty stupid, but just kinda harmless, like some shit spinoff made by a third party dev.Compare that to Prime 4, a numbered Prime game hyped for like a decade, where Nintendo ignored everything they learned from Other M, and spent a fuckload of money and time on a game developed by people drowning in red flags, specifically throwing Metroid fans under the bus to appeal to a wider audience that was never going to buy it, and releasing the most empty, most worthless game of the franchise with the least amount of content and probably the worst plot out of the games that have a plot. Bonus: fuck Sylux in particular.What makes it worse is that reveal that they cut a fuckload of dialogue from the feds late into development, probably as a reaction to players universally hating Myles.The fact they thought you needed hours of dialogue from companions people didn't ask for in the first place, spending all that time and money to make that shit, shows just how little Nintendo even knows about its own franchise.
>>736400368Samus regularly fucked ice aliens back in her prime (that's like 3 space weeks before SM or whatever who keeps tabs on how old samus is lmao)
>>736401090Dogshit area, dogshit music.
Why are these games still unsurpassed in their genre?
>>736408648Not the first one, they are pretty braindead. The second game however? Holy shit, certain bots make my blood boil.
>>736408770Yeah specifically 2, I should've been more clear.
>>736394260just emulate it. you can even play coop like that.but god damn is it shallow. that must have been the last game pandemic made, as it felt so underbaked and uninteresting. playing as frodo and hearing him scream about how he's invincible and he's never giving up the ring is hilarious tho
>>736408302i love cp
>>736409784(:^O)
Now that Justice is officially dead, do you feel like the game can be saved?
>>736407796boband is lanaI will depict lana as a wild woman because if memory doents fail me, thats what the anon that made her said she was, a bit of a wild woman
my head hurtsIll finish the next page tomorrowalso, this page was better when the background was grey instead of whitegoodnight
>>736408949gn, nigga
Where can I get this passive?
>naysayers are calling this a Ubisoft clone
>>736360992>Oh shit, I'm about to fall to my death!>Oh I know. I can just turn into Peter Pan!>Weeeeeeeeee!
>>736407148>deep interconnected mechanicsWithin a few months you guys will start calling this Ubisoft game an immersive simbecause why not just throw in every positive term you can find
>>736407237? That’s just a fact. Crimson desert has a huge amount of mechanics that interplay with each other. This is why the meme that it “takes 10 hours to get good” is unironically true this time. It’s like booting up Dwarf Fortress or something and having to fumble around for several hours before you fully grasp whats going on and how it all works together
>>736399989Doesn't it have like six trillion upgrades?
>>736360992>playing as a womanlooks like troonslop to me
Has anyone here actually encountered one? This is just a meme right?
>>736409418Goku would job to Poo
>>736409418it was a thing but also a meme, they were just pretending to be religious for laughs
>>736409418Yeah I've encountered some back in the day. Nowadays it's just a meme because zoomers can't function unless they're behind 20 layers of irony and some sort of screen.
Now that Nintendo has practically become Japanese Disney, we need to come up with a term to differentiate true Nintendo fans (left) from Furukawa bootlicking Nu-tendies (right).Any ideas?
anyone who identifies as a fan of a huge corporation is going to be a tasteless asshat. it's one thing to say you like a series or a development team, but nintendo is like 20 different dev teams under one banner.
>>736408140>criminals versus criminalsTHat wouldn't hold up in a court of law
>>736408081Left:>True Nintendo EnjoyersRight:>Kiketendofaggot Pedos/Tendie Adults
>>736408081I think Nintendo EAD were probably the best game development division that ever existed, or at least the most consistent. I also think Nintendo experienced a HUGE fall-off in soul from about 2012 onwards, and aside from Mario Maker 1 & 2, the main 3D Mario games, and Breath of the Wild, they never really recovered. Metroid Dread was tight but that was MercurySteam. Don't have a Switch 2 so can't comment on Donkey Kong Bananza.
Fallout 3 has no memorable characters.
>>736409331This is the only correct answer amd it's literally solely because she's so obnoxious and out of place
>>736409107Three Dog.
THREE DAWG OWWWWWWWW
>>736409107It's an immersive sim about surviving, not about visiting "le unique" characters that stand like signpost and pretend it makes for a good rpg like New Vegas.
>>736409331dang
Ada will be in RE9 DLC r-right?
She's so kissable.
>>736408610it's not just the lipstick
>>736394630hot as fuck
>>736407127Because you're correct sir https://www.instagram.com/adriana_dxim/
>>736387154White Ada is the best and hottest Ada
>final level is a victory lap and not a ballbustingly difficulty challengeName a better feeling while gaming. You can't
>>736402436>>final level is a ballbustingly difficulty challenge and not a victory lap
>>736402486>but a twitter gif is okaysmartest shartyteen subhuman newgen brownoid
>>736402436>The game is effectively over.>The plot has been wrapped up.>The narrative expects you to merely die in the credits yet gives you a ballbustingly difficult challenge to escape with your life while the title theme slowly drowns out the ambient soundscape and sfx.>No second chances, no pausing, no UI. Only you and the game.>Earn your own fucking happy ending, slave.>Should you succeed there is no chance, no fanfair, and the status quo still assumes you were MIA as you leave everyone and everything behind (so you can't be milked if the IP continues)No clue if any game does this but it was in my head and got me fucking roused.
>>736402436>lobotomy corporationIt was fucking kino
>>736402486Twitter is based and funny this shit hole is just full of actual fucking Nazis.
How is roblox the highest profiting game in history I don't get itIt beats every gacha, even casino gambling
>>736407962The fucked part is despite that, Roblox is in the red without injections of money from investors. Running servers for that many people is so insanely expensive it still doesn't turn profit. We need insane optimization.
>>736409138Because Roblox isn't a game, it's a platform for gambling and stealing for children, and for adults it's a platform for grooming and scamming.
>>736406723Stay away from kids toxotranny.
>>736409138/v/ had a group from 2009 to 2016 when they removed tix, and that was the major pivotal point for roblox to just get worse and worse and people just stopped participating, and around 2016 the games changed from solo devs making something fun, or a small group working on something, to professional salaried teams churning out 10 games a week to flood the front page with copies of the same basic tycoons/incrementals/obbies, and that further decayed the experience. There's still a lot of hidden gems, some really insane and good stuff on there, from turn based RPGs to Napoleon era zombie games, to more, but 90% of it is copy paste trash with new paint, made by sweatshop teams.
>>736409353Oh, to expand for those that don't know,Roblox originally had two currencies, Robux and Tix.Robux is the "Premium" currency you could buy, and being a member got you robux daily. If people bought your stuff with Robux, you got the robux. Tix was the "Free" currency you got daily, and when people bought your stuff with tix, and also whenever your place got a visit, you got a tix. It was a good way to create a free player economy and also was a "Free" way to encourage people to make games and engage with it, as well as allow for customization for free players, and selling stuff for tix was still valuable because you'd have stuff to spend it on too, some of the hats were VERY expensive and required you to sell things, or having popular places with lots of visits, to get enough tix to afford, the daily allowance would never be enough. But, you could exchange Tix for Robux. This was nice, it let you get some more premium things if you cashed in your tix, but, when Roblox let you cash out your robux, it basically let people bot places and get tix to then exchange for robux and cash out, instead of cutting off the tix to robux conversion, they simply got rid of tix, completely killing the F2P ability to customize your character and otherwise engage with the economy, pivoting entirely to a P2P economy, and enabling only allowing people to engage with games via cash purchases using robux, no longer allowing tix purchases. People are absolutely ravenous and so the robux purchases were always extremely aggressive to appeal to kids, and snag them. So the "In it because I like the game" players stopped playing and the "I want to make money" types took over, and it was LUCRATIVE, it's a really good deal, there's roblox dev millionaires like the Grow a Garden guy. For most people it's just enough to sustain a South East Asian dev team sweatshop.
Games suck now and I want to punch whoever thought making them suck would be a good idea. And I want to punch even harder whoever followed along with that
>>736407187You suck at looking.
>>736407187I wanna punch anyone who avatarfags as a little girl
>>736407187"So, my plan is to make video games suck from now on.""Okay, John Videogames. You're the expert."
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I want to hug you anon :)
PLEASE have sex and produce little white girls for the future brown hordes
>>736406346make them yourself you lazy faggot
>>736406346>>736406497>ayys invade earth and turns humans into cyborg slaves>you play as karen, a boring office worker>but she kinda bad tho>she escapes the ayys and finds a young man who was turned halfway into a cyborg>he got the mantis blade arms>in turn based combat karen tells him what to do vs ayys and evil cyborgs>at night she has to relieve his stress because he can't do it himself with the arms>evil ending is not helping him so he goes mad>good ending is getting his arms back, marry and have kids
>>736406346That black plague game in Greece what's it's name?does that count?
>>736405889>Original Post Location: New Dehli
>>7364058891. no fuck you brown2. everyones model in the last of us looks so cluttered and dirty they don't even look white.
ITT: Retarded minigamez
>>736405364you paid money its your fault retard
>>736405364i truly wish i was bothered by peach the way this fucking robert guy is, life seems so goddamn easy
>>736405659there is no worry in life when it's still cushioned
okay
>>736405047>>736405097>>736405182>tloa is schizo
