Previously on /jg/ (now /jef/) >>5018575Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, capybaras. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5048974Don’t worry, I feed him a steady diet of chocolate and lemons
>>5048707Dang. If the American police applied this knowedge then Liveleak videos would have been very different.
>>5049144this is me
Basically I am thinking of getting a parrot. I am from a family that has always had parrots but for a while now I wanted to get a dog for my new house. Unfortunenately, life's a bitch. Turns out I am allergic to them along with cats.So I am going back to what I know and thinking of getting a parrot, but I want something different from what my family has had and to get a parrot that is, and I know it's really gay to say this but, endgame material for an animal companion. My family has had quakers to congo african grays and amazons but never macaws, so I am considering going with one of them. I could adopt a macaw but I know first hand that adopted parrots can be plagued with behavioral problems so I am considering buying from a breeder instead But, obviously, macaws cost a lot of money. So it got me thinking if I am looking at 1-2k for a macaw, why not just go the extra mile and get a hyacinth? I heard their temperaments seem to be a lot better compared to the standard blues or reds.And just to be clear just in case: this isn't a shitpost. I can save 1.5k a month so I can realistically save for one longterm.
>>5049296They remind me a little bit of Alexandrines in that case lolMy family has to cycle out chew toys every week for pic rel if he is not swooping from room to room, picking at leather furniture or just barking because people have gone into the kitchen for food. Lovely bird though
>>5048816Might sever your finger...or your dick.
>>5049314>or your dick.
This thread has made me realize we don't actually have things like parrot gens
>>5049384Yeah it seems like we have all the other bases covered.I think bird people here are just more into the wildlife and outdoor birds than pet ownership
I like mushrooms. They're very smart. Cute too
I heard Lenin was a mushroom.
>>5049342there's medication for that, yeasty boy
>>5049349Most successful astral projection
You know you've made it in the animal kingdom when you have other species copy how you look just to fend off predators.
Not enough hedgehog threads? Here's another, bitches.
>Slop slopough slophog slops? Slops asloppa, slopses.
Why do spitz type dogs do this so often
>>5049363>dog does funny pose>UM ACKCHLULALLY THEY ARE INBREAD AN DEFORMD
We simply don't know
>>5049380This but unironically.
>>5049383I don't see the problem.There are tons of spitzes that still look like that. GSDs on the other hand
>>5049385That's a shiba. Compare it to the modern standard and it's incredible how different they are.
i found this near my house , is it the famous datura? if so what can i do with it(there is ~10 plants )
>>5049378not tripping balls in africa
>>5049378>what the datura ascension in question looks like:
>>5049382Embrace your inner Heart of Darkness, anon
>>5049382>>5049387
>>5049387>>5049388>>5049386hmmmm i might not be ready for that shit now , i guess i will collect some seeds for the future
ITT: Animals eating/stealing human food
>>5049162https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat
OC.
>>5048858She's gonna get FAT
SMASHED and SLAMMED abominations beyond human comprehension
>>5048451This is by far the most distressing of the SMASHED records. It looks like some fleshy idol of Shub-Niggurath. Lovecraftian nexus of SMASHED and SLAMMED ELDRITCH SKEEMS.
>>5048456Smashed and slammed pitbull shambler mod for quake when?
is there a site where i can check if a bully is still alive or already deceased?
>>5049361whats the point? Their lives are very short
>>5049373id still like to know about some of the OGs, like Bape, Mr Miagi and Giagi etc.they used to live longer than the new hyperbreeds
dog... back from her walk and blurrier than ever
>>50454434chan post
>>5045419very sexy
DEJA VUI've just seen this canine beforeEating lots of cheeseAnd I know they have room for more
>>5045419Cheesed to meet you.
>>5045419Looks like it found and ate some mushrooms in the garden.
>be me>want a dog>believe the ‘adopt, don’t shop!’ people>go to the local animal shelter>literally 90% of the dogs are pit bulls and pit mixes>the rest are old dogs that look a week away from death>check local rescues online, same story>finally find a young non pit bull dog>application process and a $300 adoption fee if accepted>dog gets adopted by someone else while I was waiting>staff member tells me I’d have been rejected anyway because I don’t have a fenced yardCurrently looking for a breeder because unadoptable trash can pit bulls have completely infested my city and all the shelters are no-kill and basically run by dog hoardersA breeder is more expensive but at least you get a fucking dog by the end of the processI just want a dog that can be my little bro and I can take on adventures and shit
>>5041360>>5042655Who raped you?
>>5048997Gym teacher.
>>5041360I hope your shitbull snaps one day and decides to bite your nuts off so you can't breed and the world is cleansed of another potential generation of retarded shitbull owners
>>5049371
How to obtain an owl pet?
>>5048912
Some birds were just not made for captivity. Stop being a selfish cunt who thinks he's harry potter or some shit and get a parrot or pigeon instead.
>>5049259>don't get an animal too retarded for it's own good>>instead get an animal intelligent enough to go neurotic and have an existential crisis
>>5046587On the whole owls are incredibly stupid and basically untrainable. Every time you fly an owl it's a coinflip whether it will come back to hand. There's also the problem that crows will instantly mob an owl the nanosecond they see one. It's just a pointless endeavor all around, even the owl doesn't want any part of it.
>>5049319>Every time you fly an owl it's a coinflip whether it will come back to hand.This. Not only is there no gurantee they will return they will also die in the wild. As a result you practically have to starve them before taking them out and have food on hand to encourage them to come back to feed from you, but even then there is no gurantee that will work as you can never underestimate an Owl's own stupidity.>>5046353If you have to have an Owl the best case scenario is you feed it plenty and it will sit in a corner of a room and shit quietly to itself. That's it. No real interaction beyond feeding. They are like frogs with wings in the sense that as long as they are fed and given some dark hovel to nest in they will be happy. But that's all you get out of them beyond the occasional scream or clawing of your head because it thinks you have violated its territory. No companionship, they are a glorified lounge ornaments.
Rub the belly/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html/dog/ car safety:https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses//dog/ approved training:https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdfhttps://aggressivedog.com/https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositivehttps://www.youtube.com/@kikopuphttps://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTrainingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5049214entertaining purposes
He understands the advantage of the high ground.
>>5049214thats 7 points, the star of david is 6
>>5048755post anya pussy
If only you knew how good things really are
What's your favorite animal courtship display, anon? For me it's male peacock spider
Bowerbirds in general. The males will clear an area, build a stick structure in the center, surround them with colorful objects and then perform a courtship dance in the middle of the structure. The shape of the structure and objects they use vary by the specific species, pic related belongs to a satin bowerbird.
me when I get erection in public
>>5049346Does that happen everytime you see a troon, or just for regular fags?
Sandals, toenail polish, and anklets. Why do girls pretend like they don't want me looking at their feet when they draw so much attention to them?
>>5048829>>5049344I mean yeah there are countless of these overly complicated and retarded bird courtship rituals, which disprove both evolution and God
