"Don't talk to me or my sons ever again" addition/dog/ clothing, for work and play:https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.htmlThese harnesses are crash tested, but are too restrictive for exercise:https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/https://sleepypod.com/car-harnesses/dog/ approved training:https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositivehttps://www.youtube.com/@kikopuphttps://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraininghttps://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!): zak george, joel beckmanComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4834124Dogs do understand cause and effect that's literally how positive reinforcement works.
>>4834915https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l91O7riuDgw?feature=share
>>4834915Both of my dogs are used to gunfire randomly ringing out at times during the night. It’s really not an Issue unless the fireworks are extremely close (5 ft) in which case even I get startled from the noise.
>>4834915Neither of mine care about fireworks or thunder
>>4834733Oh its you>falseflag>dogfags sure are crazy huhI’m sending my dog out next time i see a c*t in my yard just for you. Pest control is based!
1,105 / 5,000> "The name Diuqin means bird of prey in the Mapuzungun language; and lechiguanae in reference to Lechiguana, a witch from the Argentine film Nazareno Cruz and the Wolf, who foretold bad omens to Nazareno. So Diuqin lechiguanae means The Bird of Prey of the witch or The bird of prey of the Lechiguana," explained the National University of Comahue in a press release.> "This species, unknown until now to science, was between 2.5 and 3 meters tall, weighed around 100 kilograms, had small, hollow bones, as well as sharp teeth, pointed claws and a very low but elongated skull"> "The Diuqin lechiguanae is the seventh species of the Unenlaginos (half-bird) family to be discovered in Argentina. However, its particular anatomical features had not been recorded before in other known dinosaurs.The fossil remains analyzed were discovered in the isthmus of the Mari Menuco and Barreales Lakes, in the province of Neuquén, and are part of the paleontological collection of the Museum of Natural Sciences of the National University of Comahue."
>>4834920>>4834913>>4834908All of you are idiots and names should be in Latin or Greek. Spanish is the shittiest language in the world.
>>4834884You're right. Ignore the tourists.
>>4834929Almost true. Except vietnamese exists.
>>4834929Tell us all about the stuff you hate, paleoschizowe're dying to hear all about the things that tick you off.
>>4834605>the dookie milk lizardAmazing
does /an/ hate or love these and what's better between the two?
>>4834749Weed is demonstrated to cause measurable IQ loss with semi-regular smokers over the cause of 5 years. Weed is also a leading contributor in young adult psychosis and every former smoker or person who knew a weed smoker will tell you that it makes people ultra paranoid.
>>4834710OP here. I hope you're talking about the actual tobbacco plant and not the shitty cigs and cigarette brands i see like fucking everywhere. If so then i'm in
>>4834679Tobacco sucks, tastes like shit, and is for dumbasses. Enjoy sucking on that big brown shaft.Booze or weed are all you need.
>>4834770Fucking retarded pseud shit. If you ascribe feminine properties to weed it's your fault; maybe stop getting stoned and dressing up in your sister's pantyhose. >>4834932Younger and younger people nowadays are smoking weed and it's causing a lot of mental problems. It's really something that should be avoided until someone is at least 18 years old. Even then, a lot of people are bad at moderating themselves.
>>4834932No, not really. This only applies to people who start smoking regularly before ~23. Then again this thread has been derailed by an actual tobacco shill. They must not want you to know tobacco causes impotence. Brace for more disinfo and dated/shitty studies from the cult of andrew tate (a mixed race sex criminal and /pol/‘s hero).
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT
>>4833888cute art
>>4831893I find this image viscerally unsettling.
>>4834207T. Several thousand plankton in a trench coat
>>4833888I swear this country is designed to bleed me dry of every ounce of disposable income
Why did something with that face plan not last until modern day?
Total salamander death
Best friends editionprevious: >>4806271This thread is dedicated to all animals of the reptilia and amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answeredClassifieds for finding breeders and products:>morphmarket.com>kingsnake.com>faunaclassifieds.com>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)>caudata.orgMost forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.When asking a question, make sure to include these details:>Type and size of animalComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4834931>>4834923fyi, lori torrini kicks the shit out of McCurley when it comes to animal taming. she also works with horses, and the consequences of fucking up with them are far worse than with most reptiles.
>>4834934forgot the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCqcHXnSmGQ
My leopard gecko is blind and sometimes I get scared because she sleeps on her backIs that normal? The first night I got her I thought she had a stroke because I've never seen a gecko sleep like that, she had her foot up and her head against the back of her hide and she was on her sideAnd then when I tried to wake her up she hissed at meShe seems otherwise healthy
>>4834853Chams are extremely weird about airflow and humidity, they basically combust if they don't have the airflow of a mesh enclosure.
>>4835067>>4834853Exactly this - they're coming from high in the trees, in rainforests, which means they need medium-level, consistent humidity and constant airflow. With an auto-mister (or even fogger, though those are generally useless or even harmful for most animals) and a couple of computer fans, plus a mesh top and ventilation somewhere along the sides (picrel as absolute minimum), you can make it work in a big ass glass box, but even then the same setup in mesh is superior for everything except ease of maintaining temp.Chamleons in general are way higher difficulty than their presence in big box stores suggest. Probably because the big ones are generally hardy enough - or have a slow enough metabolism - to make it a few months to a year before the bad husbandry shuts down their organs, but should live 6-10 years in good condition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qmcGgGqv0It's over for this baby elephant
>>4832336Autism has no boundaries.
>>4832485nothing autistic about mourning an elephant
>>4832595The elephant has autism numb nuts.
>>4832336>It's over for this baby elephant what
>>4835059He's dead
Elegant Creature EditionAs usual, post and discuss foxes.Notes:>filter all tripcode users>report all potential fetish content
Highly cultured people.
>>4834465>>4834785>>4834974nomfable buttschompable even
>>4834800What is wrong, fren?
>>4834431massage fox paws
I do not know who started it, but I keep seeing anons talkd about how Borzois can kill "x" dog or large animal because apparently they can kill wolves. This is retarded. So I am just going to leave this lost here to show why its retarded and hopefully put this meme to rest. As much as I like them, they are not super dogs>Strike 1: Their form is shitI like how Borzois look, but their bodies are not designed for any real confrontation. A dog having a long muzzle and slanky body is brilliant for small game. It allows for high speeds and bounding over obstacles when chasing prey. This is why almost every sighthound follows the near exact same body type, its the meta for total rabbit/cat/rodent death. But Borzois are not bred for that. They are bred for that. They are bred to be long and lanky for the sake of being long and lanky as an aesthetic. Its why they are physicaly delicate dogs that take on physical injuries quite readily and live shorter lifespans compared to other sighthound breeds. Their form is the product of designer breeding practices and is incredibly inbred. Its a pug with the scaling sliders reveresed.>Strike 2: Borzois are not "Borzois"The Borzois that anons talk about killing wolves were virtualy destroyed by the end of the bolshevik revolution. The few that remained were then picked up by the new pseudo middle class of mid to late soviet union. This created the "modern" Borzoi with heavy inbreeding to create the distinct look anons assume to be universal throughout the dogs history. However from pic rel you should see how different the old breed was from the modern one today. The Borzois that could take on wolves are long dead, their Hapsburg-esc descendants only remain to be compared to deranged murder mutt hounds in power level threads.
>>4833311I thought that was common knowledge. They aren't stronger than wolves, but they are intimidating and they attack in packs like niggers.
Wait till you realise wolves themselves hunt in large packs because they are not über predators and regularly job/run away from medium sized animals in 1v1 situations.
>>4833311This is what happens when you take a meme seriously.Nice digits though.
>>4834926Turns out most predators can understand risk vs reward and don't just kill anything and everything they see.
>>4833311So they were just slightly smaller wolfhounds? So cross a borzoi with a wolfhound and done.
>>4832964What plant is that? It looks opium-like.
>>4835017Hell yeah, that's fucking rad. Nature is so boring and formulaic these days.
>>4834736I always wanted a cute pet hedgehog (they're banned in California), but in every webm I see they seem to be vicious little cunts, like the small yappy dogs of small animals.
>>4834736What was his fucking problem
>>4835061They're cantankerous little shits.>>4835031They literally evolved so that nothing would touch them what the fuck did you expect?
I'm the first one to call out concern trolls claiming most dinosaurs are named from a knucklebone, because that's false, but THIS is just fucking ridiculous. Shit like this should be stopped from happening.
>>4834026why? why did they have to remove the poster counter? why?
>>4834580jesus that got hard to read fast, imagine seething that hard from being called a man-child too many times
>>4834580>optimism makes you a femcellel
>>4833127>>4833033Don't forget all the cultural tribal names lmao I'm glad anons have caught on to this cancer. It has to stop.>>4833190This was evil and disrespectful. Names that aren't relevant to the source material should be disqualified, like all the shit on that list. Tyrannosaurus rex was Lizard-king Tyrant. Befitting for the King of the great reptiles of Maastrichtian Laramidia.
>>4834951Tell us about the things you hate, paleoschizotell us hundreds of times every day.Pretend we can change the things you hate. Pretend we like you enough to change the things you hate. No scientist has ever heard of you, but if they did they'd make some stupid names just to piss you off. Because you're a fetid little cunt.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>4833259yes, Jesus was Jewish.
>>4833395so christians are jews, got it.
>>4832111The cameraman.https://youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo
>>4832111Just bap the monke on the hands wtf, are they stupid
I hate hate hate hate hate monkeys but that little bitch got what she deserved. I hope her parents were fined or arrested for negligence, too. Maybe she'll learn not to be such a stupid fucking cunt then.
post frogs
Gabriel Ugueto's artwork is getting shittier in quality at the same time he's jumping on the speculative bullshit bandwagon more and more. Coincidence?
All I can find is some stuff on his twitter, he doesn't call it speculative evolution from what I can tell, just "fantasy creatures"I wonder why OP has a hateboner for this guy
>I never seen this guy before but now I have. Thanks for showing me his art so I can follow and support him
>>4835011I'm not a simp or anything and the queer stuff bothers me too but could it be you're envious of this man's looks and sheer talent?
>>4834887oh hey paleoschizoyour entire personality is just hating stuff, huh?why you gotta punish the board with 12 threads a day about things you hate? Nobody cares. Die in a fire.
>No big cat threadUh... pantherabros?Post wild felines, big or small.
>>4831060Desert lions
Do you think a human has ever fucked a big cat
>>4835041Yes humans have done the deed with everything.
>>4835041I can't say for sure, but I don't think it's possible to put it in even in the biggest female. According to some 'scientific sources', a tiger dick is about 2/3 in size of an average human (and lion is smaller than that).
