it's almost that time brosget ready or be cursed to a year of bad luck
>>21809186Kek
>>21809190>>21809191Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight your lemon pig can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>21809187hell ye its lucky BEE
Working late in the kitchen
>>21809181I’m actual drunk so idk what you’re saying
koala crisp and skim milk frozen for 30 minutes
>>21808512>>21809168>>21809172>>21809179>>21809235>NINETEEN pizza popsholy fucking shit dude. that's like 10,000 calories. and that's not even counting the kraft dinner, gorilla munch, chips, and containers of sour cream I'm just going to assume you're polishing off because of course you are. holy fucking shit. un fucking real. are you punishing yourself? is this some kind of religious guilt complex? what the actual fuck are you doing to yourself man?
>>21809210Oh it's more than one box. There's 8 per box and he's had 15 so far by my count. Imagine eating 15 Hot Pockets and ten bowls of cereal >>21809232and what the fuck, a whole bag of chips and dip>>21809235lol, make that 19 Hot Pockets... imagine eating all that AND a box of mac and cheese AND a barf bowl (for the NUTRIENTS!) in the course of a day.Fat fuck Canuck here has gotta be pushing 20,000 calories for the day. Maybe he'll eat so much his stomach will split and he'll die like that fat guy in Seven with the canned spaghetti. Though he was forced at gunpoint. LOL
>>21809236lol, we were writing the same post essentially. This guy is amazing.
>>21809242it's madness. I was having kind of a shit new years and feeling down on myself so I came here for the schadenfreude and it's even worse than I could have imagined. just unreal levels of gluttony. of course I'm sure somebody will come in trying to defend him. whatever. keep it going OP. you make me feel better about myself in comparison.
>>21809232No shame? You really think this is okay because you're going to starve it off later. You're killing yourself, dude. Just keep eating and get morbidly obese again or diet correctly. We know you won't, but this is a lifeline wake-up call kind of thing. You can't keep living like this. Doing it just to defy us is no reason to die.
How do I beat my meat without annoying everyone in the house? They complain about the noise.
>>21809149Step one: Wrap your meat in plastic wrap.Step two: Put the meat on the floor and a pan or cutting board on top of it.Step three: Ask your gf to step on your meat.There, noiselessly tenderized meat.
beat your meat over a solid working surface, or at least over a solid bit of joinery under the counter top.the hollow cabinets are amplifying the beats of your meats.or just tell them to shut up and cook their own supper if they're going to be whiny about it.
Fuck em, just incorporate them into your lustful fantasies.
>>21809149common misconceptionyou should NOT be hammering your meat with a tenderizer malletthis squeezes the juice outyou should slowly press the tenderizer mallet like a hydraulic press in each section of your meat until it is flattened evenly how you want it.
>>21809224this sounds like an old wives tale
Greetings, anons. Like a week or so ago, I was thoroughly cleaning up the pantry cabinets at my family home on behalf of my mother's request. When the turn came to purge the shelf hosting various teas and tea related stuff, I stumbled upon a curious box that seemingly hasn't been opened yet, despite a visibly older-looking visual design for its package. While initially slightly difficult to make out, as it turned out, the expiration date on the box read "13.01.2008", meaning that the tea has been a fossil for just under two decades at this point.My question is this: does the expiry date really mean anything if the tea has been kept inside its original bag in a cold and dry environment, essentially in pristine condition, without any mold nor moths getting into it in the meantime? Also, pic rel for good measure just so you get and idea what I'm dealing with; coincidentally and funnily enough, it appears to appropriate aztec imagery for its aesthetic lol.
>>21808813Try it, it won't kill you (unless you open it and see that the seals have been compromised)
>>21808813If it’s completely sealed I don’t see why it wouldn’t be safe. Steve and that based autistic guy from Maine or New Hampshire who unclogs storm drains for fun eat and drink things way older and more dangerous.
>>21808813Isn’t taheebo unpleasant?>is dried, shredded, and then boiled, making a bitter brownish-colored tea known as lapacho or taheebo
if it isn't moldy then it probably won't hurt you, but it will be stale.
i found an (opened) tin of russian caravan black tea that could have very well been close to 30 years old. still tasted like mid tier loose leaf black tea you could get at the supermarket right now, and better than bagged. and didn't kill me obviously (this was a year or two ago)i think if the tea had gone bad there'd be visual cues.
how is this legal? I almost called an ambulance cause I thought my throat was on fire.I'm scared to think what will happen to my butthole once I start to shit it out.
>>21808508Some spicy foods have a good flavour to them but id say a lot of stuff that's just insanely spicy for no reason tastes like shit. It's worth getting to a mid level spice tolerance but beyond that is just being an edgelord.
love me some buldak, i have a bottle of the sauce standalone and it's good on meat
>>21807236ur brown
>>21808516dude these are common instant noodles. you're just a pussy. i'm sorry.
It makes me lol when people get mad if you say you like spicy stuff. "DUDE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE A BADASS IF YOU CAN EAT THE ANAL RAPE HOT SAUCE"Just tells me that you're a pussy who can't handle anything hotter than black pepper.
is pork & sauerkraut a common new years dish? or do other places have other traditions?
>>21809217We BBQ lamb chops and snags at the beach and play cricket using the eski for wicketsOtherwise we do the same but at whomevers house has the biggest pool
No idea about traditions, but I made carnitas this year - pork and... sour uh limes
whatcha drankin?whatcha agin? recommend holiday wines
>>21780653This is what i'll be opening for new years.
>>21807887that's a lot of sugar for a nye sipper
>>21808115Ideally it would've been a party bottle, but I don't have friends who do new years anymore. I'll have some cracker barrel gouda with it, to even things out.
>>21807256I don't think there's any reason why oxidation will help you with your allergy.
Happy New Year, fellasTonight my wife and I are sharing a bottle of 2010 Horse Heaven Hills Cabernet Sauvignon that she found hidden in the back of the wine closet at her work
if you eat chocolate that means you're lonely according to tony
i think you're putting the wrong emph-A-sis on the wrong syll-A-bels
>>21809143?
>>21809201you're reading it choco-lone-lyi'm reading it choco-lo-nelythat's a lie i actually read it choco-loney, like baloney.
>>21809206nigga, huh?
my starfrit deli slicer is paying for itself.got gifted one of those 700g smoked hams and now I have unlimited sliced ham. the flavor has nowhere to go.
Hide you fuckhead, the flavour has nowhere to hide.
>>21807341move your hand or post the damn image
>>21808587literally and unironically an anime website
>>21809135>unironicallyOpinion immediately and completely discarded
>>21808587>>21809207
Are jutaro mandarins any good or just another forced jap meme like broccolini
>>21806211I doubt they are priced well. There has to be minimal orchard land in Japan, likely greenhouses or other expenses involved to ripen them. Enjoy them, but $$$$.
>>21806211why does she have melons while advertising oranges?
>>21806220fpbp
>>21806211idk but I bet they would feel so good coming out of my asshole
>>21806220Works for strawberries too>Grown in USA>Slap Jap name on it>50 dorra pound gaijin
>Recently figured out I’m lactose intolerant>Can still have cheese just not actual milk>For some reason as soon as I stopped with the lactose full milk my body odour problem I’ve had for the past year completely went awayI didn’t even know that was a thing
>>21807841>Lots of cheeses apparently were developedyou talk like it took some mad scientist's magical lactose-molecule-zapping raygunwtf do you think happens during aging of cheese you dumb cunt
>>21807846It's not obvious without the context we gained over time and was a major step in agriculture for people to make the connection.
>>21807532I wanna get a needle and pop these retarded looking balloons.
>>21806708I think Blair SUCKS
>>21807854>doesn't like balloon tits>>>/cm/go back to your containment board
Why do people collect hot sauce?
They hope you ask them about it when you come to their house (nobody comes to their house).
Idolisation of earthly treasure which is really just a means (of varying success) for fucking, eating and/or feathering one’s nest- or what I refer to as “The NPC Top 3”
>>21809104fpbp>>21809154sptpi have like 15 but it's because yeah, different times for different things and my friends/family gift me hot sauces because they know i like them.i'd never intentionally have so many but i'm not mad about it or showing it off
>>21809085Grow up you fucking gay ass faggot.
>>21809085I try not to but people keep gifting me hourt sources so I have like 20 bottles in the fridge I keep trying to use up
>You can get Chinese food at the North PoleWhat explains the universal appeal and popularity of Chinese food?
>>21809169it's moreso a testament to the chinese wanting to be anywhere but china
>>21809177kek
I am dry aging this prime NY strip for 24h. I will continue the thread then.
>>21809087
>>21809151would eat. called the no sear though.
>>21809151it does look nice. how did the seasoning (salt) settle in?
>>21809009Don't blueball me you little pecker-touching queer. Post it
>>21807356>an elevated grate>turn itanon i think you missed the point
anyone going to a party? eating mushrooms or other party food?
I have a stockpile of psychedelic drugs because I used to be into them and friends will give me some and I just store them. tonight though just some wine and weed
>>21808818Kek I always chuckle when I see 'greek style' on menus. Thanks craiglist personals/backpage
>>21808701Worst heartbreak of my life occurred on NYE - cliche, I know - and I still kinda hate the associated stuff. I'm just gonna hang out with friends and eat snacks
Happy New Years frens!
>>21808721Image releases?
