boids editionprev >>79109446
>tfw day 137 without tasting bunnymutts pee pee
>>79123267it has its perks but im not sure i can recommend it on account of what ive become. i think theres at least or dozen or so old people souls in me as well, which is why i like hard candy and murder she wrote so much now.
Does anyone want to be in my video game? Just send me your smelly old shirts and fifty dollars and I'll put your name at the end of the credits. And I'll show you my hairy butthole that grows teeth in it. Sigma et semper bidet.
>>79123171I hear that and I'm pretty sure I won't like it but still want to give it a shot>>79123297It's all about this in the end. And it doesn't even matter.>>79123431I think reading the archive should be mandatory at this point. Go look up early threads from 2020 or even 2022. It's not this. Hell even last year was pretty good for the most part despite the emergence of meow.
why dont they make actually funny tshirts anymore. its getting really hard to be an edgy manchild.
>tfw no gorg and morg bf
>tfw no bf to suck my pp while I tfw no bf post on 4chan
>>79123851being edgy is borderline the new norm
>tfw no masculine twink bf bf
>>79123719From wearing old clothes?
Nobody wants a masculine twink or a twink top
what even the fuck is a masculine twinkskinny and fit dude would be just a regular twink and it's not like anyone thinks of a skinnyfat loser when they say twinkand just a masculine guy isn't even a twink at that point either?????????
>>79123891i dont think wearing a shirt that says "anti social social club" like a million other people counts as edgy, though. if it doesnt get any reaction from people its not edgy. i could see the argument that people are so blown out now that its hard to get any sort of reaction at all. however i dont think its true. if i wore thigh highs, a plaid mini skirt and a tshirt that said "groomers need to die" i think at least some people would be mad. however thats not a shirt they sell anywhere. therein lies my point. i was at spirit the halloween store the other day and they had a shirt that said "hock twah spit on that thang" which did disgust me, but i dont think grossout is the same thing as edgy, and also thats literally just a meme everyone has seen.
>>79124002we live in a world where ayden ftms are calling themselves femboys. its entirely post-sense with a lot of people. the entire point is that it doesnt make sense. you lose by engaging.
frm femboys are hot tho
>>79123976yeah. once i found a sweet 90s lion king tshirt that had bloodstains around the collar like someone got stabbed in the neck, or perhaps was wearing it while they got intubated and oozed blood over a period of several days. the blood came right out with some oxiclean and detergent rubbed in and left to sit for a few days. good as new. got a hundred dollars for that.
>>79124013>i could see the argument that people are so blown out now that its hard to get any sort of reaction at allwell yeah no fucking shit, 4chan isn't the le edgy dark corner of the internet anymore, this shithole has been misadvertised as a "loner's hideout" and actual literal fucking high school kids come here when they get on bad terms with their friendsand I mean yeah being edgy is ruined on both ends, back then being edgy was generally accepted to be nuanced and bore some satire/ironic humor, thoughbeit as with pretty much everything that ever gets popular, the concept got diluted when it got popular, low iq inbreds started confusing pure edge with funny edge and since it was popular at the time all the low iq slop memes got eaten up, then the fad faded out and it all just became old newspersonally I don't find edginess as funny as I used to, after a while growing up I personally decided edgy jokes are best done in private because I don't really find it fun to step on people's toes and call it an epic trolling, specifically because I'm someone who also has toes and I wouldn't appreciate it if someone else stepped on mine
post-reddit, long running inside jokes and instant juxtaposition are where it's at nowadays
>Tfw no bf whose side to die at is my privilege and my pleasure.
>>79124013I am very tempted to order a special made ironic shirt that says something along the lines of>black>female>feminist>lesbianand wearing it, because I am none of those things.
>>79124138Please be my female gf so I can finally leave
>>79124158I think you dropped some of your reading comprehension there anon.
>>79124073when i was here in high school people would post actual gore like a lot. im not sure where all those people went. i think maybe groomerism is actually best understood as an evolution of that sort of edginess. once showing people gore got boring they had to get their kicks by getting people to cut off their penises. its quite jokery really. i agree theres a division between like, edginess that comes from thinking too much about death and such, but is fundamentally tender, in the way that edward gorey and poe are, and then on the other hand edginess thats just sort of rage fueled, like million dollar extreme or whatever. the second kind of thing is really one-note and exhausting. it could be called a question of taste. i have no idea how people listen to so much muh tormented metal, its really repetitive and actually a lot less edgy in a real way than like morrissey or modest mouse or even like wilco.
>>79124200groomerism is just the result of discord trannies and I don't think it's all too bad depending on who's doing what but I cba to write up an essay on it rn
>tfw no anything at all
>Tfw not anything at all.
the only people who want to be my friend are trannys and gays. i dont mind, but i dont understand why
>Tfw no cow boy bf.
>>79124451cute girlpic not related i guess
>>79124052The blood is probably from a bloody nose, kids get a lot of those. I can't imagine an adult wearing a shirt like that. You are kind of like an IRL treasure hunter.
>>79124518Anon that anime person is obviously boy coded and I don't think how you could see otherwise.I think anon might be behaving obtuse and stubborn on purpose...
>>79124518>>79124535Normally I think people who can't recognise 2D boys from girls are retarded but this one is legitimately pushing it
>>79124595I can't find the author of it and I can't find it on safebooru so I'm not entirely sure but I am like 80% sure whatever that means, so I am just more sure than I am unsure.
>>79124229excuse me? these people are trying to get young people to - at minimum - take pills that destroy their health and sexual function. they need to get duterte'd. of course, the damage they do by that one-to-one grooming pales in comparison to the acceptance and codification of the same belief system into "medicine" in america. pill pushing discord trannies are one thing, and indeed literal castration fetishists writing medical guidelines applied to children is quite another. nonetheless, they should all be thrown in a pit together, alive, and buried. that being difficult to arrange, i will settle for seeing them methodically assassinated. then again, its possible that the regular sort of pill pushers trying to get children & teens on liferuining stimulant and ssri prescriptions do more damage in a holistic sense. thats more fucking retarded than self-evidently evil, but theres a whole lot of people who need to be cut out of anything having to do with medicine regardless.
desu I feel like I'd probably be better off if I'd spent the 6 years I was on SSRIs on HRT instead and I'm not even a tranny
>>79124529it was a size xl adult shirt, and im not sure youve ever been to america, cause weve got plenty of full grown adults wearing far more childish things. ive had bloody noses, they drip on the front of your shirt. they dont leave a blood encrustation around the whole collar.
>>79124687not every groomer is a tranny trying to convince boys to transition
My depression medication is so great, now I just sleep all day and spend my remaining time feeling sick. Its a miracle I coped all these years without it
>>79124767Congratz on becoming a medicated jewish golem
anyone noticing theyre becoming less gay this year
niggas really be locked up in they house all day all week all year doing litcherally nothing and be like "yeah imon need chemicals to fuck my brain I can't handle sitting at home doing nothing all day no mo this shit stressful af frfr"
That does sound like something a mentally ill person would do
Don't know, I got meds prescribed but haven't taken it in three years and I feel great, they made me drowsy and headachy anyway
I'm sorry anon it's me I am stealing your homosexuality to become more gay.
>>79124786as gay as ever, it's a problem of biscum over 30 usually.
>>79124710Did you find any cool or cursed treasures today?
>>79124786no, but to be completely honest im not gay(or bi before you know who gets any ideas) at all. actually ive always held a lot of pride in being the final straight white male in america. i just made all of those posts for my friends on /r9gay/... and i have trouble sleeping sometimes so a gayfriendservant would be really useful in providing comfortable sleep inducing warmth, and an extra pair of arms to hold my laptop
whenever i look at bunnymutts picture i feel scared i dont like the way he looks at me
>tfw no Chet bf
>tfw no Factorio bf
Been wanting to try factorio for a long time but that price tag + my huge backlog of games has put me off it that and the money grubbing kike dev even raised the price of the game after refusing to never put it on sale
WTF I'm shadowbanned on /vg/ or something, it always says post successful but it's not posting XD.
https://youtu.be/jQ51osFsX0Y?si=eLWJsUKfefzglRvQSleepy ghost does makes shorts like this and I think it's pretty cute
/vg/ is a shithole you're better off banned
>>79125441Should've boughted it in Early Access when it was 15 Euro like me.
>>79125484But now I'm frustrated cause I can't reply to bait posts.
>>79125485So many steam games i wish i had bought when i had the chance but can't anymore
Would any fags recommend battlefield 1 or any other battlefield games?
i am anime protagonist
>tfw no toes having bf
>>79124115The only good smiths song honestly. And still I prefer the cover since that faggot has a shitty way of singing.
>>79124333They want your penis. All there is to it.
>>79124851This is a cute post. Cute!
>tfw no wheelchair bound working penis BXC bf
>>79125441I'm petty sure you can piate it. Are you, like, retarded?
>>79125279Why are you obsessed with someone who hasn't posted for months and has a bf?
>>79125140i only got one funky patterned 90s mens shirt today, cause i just went to a small clothes exchange store on account of i had some clothes to exchange that no one on the internet wanted. i also got twenty bucks though.
Half yearly reminder that hating women as a gay man is a massive red flag and mark of prisongay scum.
>>79125620battlefield 1 sucks, battlefield 4 has longer playability than battlefield 5 but battlefield 5 is less glitchy. battlefield 2049 is shit and lifeless. your best games to play are in this order. Battlefield 2; 3, 5, 4.
>>79125878don't be biphobic
>>79125878I hate women like you hate nats, Ive had women approach me so "prison gay" doesnt apply.
I'm going to start responding to posts from /r9gay/ threads made in eary 2020 and beyond. Why 2020? Because I said so bitch.
why would bi men hate women? nothing feels better than making yourself useful for a woman
>>79125952Women don't approach menz much less a guy with lisp. Get better bait.
If I was to believe /r9gay/ this thread is full of sex having chads that turn down women daily
>>79125929Bis are hypersexual Chads who leave the degenerate gay life for trad waifus when they've had enough fucking around. Being gay past 25 is a sign of arrested development, move on.
then go out and make yourself useful somewhere else dumb bitch
>>79125842Yeah i know i can just pirate factorio and i will but it's still a shame i won't be able to use the multiplayer
Only bitter gay bottoms hate women because they are infertile and insecure losers afraid of being left by their tops.
how about I make myself useful underneath ur desk bbg
>>79125986I didn't know that game has multiplayer which is why I was so rude. Sorry I guess but that's why I only play single player like a CHAD
I wanna abuse a gay bottom with my superior bi top cock
anon looking for a game ought to try Monster Sanctuary. imo the only good pokeclone. no one on the internet cares about it but you can talk about it with me. >goblin teamplay!>goblin lifeline!
>>79125852bunnymutt has a boyfriend?
you're not a superior bi top you're literally just a braindead animal who'd fuck anything that breathes (breathing is optional)
gag them a bit
the /r9gay/ civil war is upon us
>>79125859You're kind of like lawrence from spice and wolf.
it's not a civil war it's about to be genocide if you mfs keep saying allat dumb shit
When are people going to learn monosexuality isnt a thing, all "gay" men have at least SOME attraction to women. The ones who are only attracted to men genuinely have something wrong with them and were mind broken by gay pedos as children
>>79125952same.. sometimes.. other times like once i was followed by these high school girls at the store while I was shopping for clothes. they were blushing and violating me with their eyes while hiding and presumably texting their friends who were right next to each other. it was disgusting and i went to another store next door only to be followed. genuinely made my anxiety skyrocket to new levels. i can tell when someone looks at me with attraction sometimes i tend to use that and play with the minds of women but never have any interest beyond mind games and piquing their wandering thoughts.
>>79126048bis are not citizens anyway, more like uninvited overstaying guests
>>79126072oh. the /r9gay/ revolt is upon us
>>79126072same with black people but here we are fighting over them and who gets to decide what is best for them
>>79126067Hi biboomer! Haven't seen you in your usual /gg/ habitat lately. Did you get hammered for flooding again?
I have more respect for "gay bottom hetero top" bis than just "a hole is a hole" I just guarantee you these kinds of people would fuck people over the age of 50 or kids under the age of 18 and would come up with mental gymnastics to explain it away as anything other than their own deprivation
Mixed race black/brazilian mid twenties fit twunks slapping their huge meat club fat thick veiny BBCs and BBBs...
How many tops actually post on /r9gay/?
>>79126067true. its long established knowledge that every boys first taste of love and lust comes from observing their mother
>>79126158You're weird. Get away from that mother.
>>79125777but they wont get my penis being friends???
>>79126139the majority of r9"gay" are just porn brainrot losers that want to fuck femboys
>>79126088Why are black people catching strays again???? Besides bifags built this place and we're here longer than most of you greenhorns
>>79126063this is surprisingly accurate in several ways. interesting. youre activating my almonds a little.
>>79126172i wish i could. i wish i could
>>79126174They will stop being your friends once they know this for sure. Right now they are in "I can fix him" phase
>bifags built this placepffft>we're here longerthat i might believe given that most will never do anything with a guy and keep it tfw no bf
sigmund freud's deranged claims about sexuality isn't long established knowledge they're just hyperfixated analyses filled with self insertion and extreme misinterpretations
Your aura is manipulative and your color is pitch black: just like your soul. I'm literally meruem from hxh but I'm dying of cancer. I used to spend my days talking to my komugi (storyanon) but you guys made him go away.
my future bf
>>79126238oh and I forgot to mention he's most often quoted by ignorant posers who don't have an actual understanding of sexuality nor did they ever care to spend any time or effort actually learning into it, just like dostoyevsky or nietzsche being quoted by wannabe philosophers
>>79126198Have you tried rubbing apples on your used clothes lol.
Talk about AziliR Amanda Benks.
pisses me off so fucking bad when some ignorant ape decides to talk about a topic he knows absolutely nothing about at all, like I really wish I could break those worthless fingers of yours just for posting that dumb shit
>>79126112this is almost 100% true except whats the issue with sexing with people over 50 lol? well also top/bottom is an inherently pornbrained idea, its not a thing in any good relationship. its been really funny to see it infiltrate into the straight world though. at first it was just the pornbrained idea of "femdom" which i guess is notable for its reversal of the norm, but then the people who need to write up everything in kink terms started describing literally normal straight relationships as "maledom/femsub." ironically if youre skinny enough to be not that different in weight from most women, you will find that they have no issue at all being assertive. its only if youre a fat sack that you need to have some kind of artificial "femdom" term.i hate reading and using these words so much eck
>>79126248Proof that fags only want chad also kys whore
>>79126280angry rough stern gay bf...
>>79126245classic shitpost from 2020
>>79126292you type like a fat tranny
>>79126284>whats the issue with sexing with people over 50 lol?nothing inherently wrong with fucking old people, just that you don't get to claim to be a part of a specific community when your identity is just sexual desperation manifested into the human bodysub/dom concepts aren't the same as being a top/bottom, normal people tend to be switches who get into a specific mood on the fly depending on the context but I think it makes sense for gays to identify as top/bottom, I don't like the idea of having anything go up my ass but I'd be more than happy to give head given the appropriate situation
>>79126320You type like a lying deceitful whore that only wants chad and craves BBC
>>79126344Not quite, that would be me.
https://vocaroo.com/17hN2ORLl2fD
>>79126238what? my name is trevor
I'm using the heat from my testicals to warm my hands on this cold autumn day
>>79126255i do like eating apples a lot, as well as making apple crumble. i have to admit though that the vast majority of my time is spent at the computer anyway, between photo processing, data entry and various other clerical tasks. its hard to escape the computer these days. i would like to have a store as there are a ton of empty stores around me so maybe i could negotiate a cheap rental and get all the schtuff out of my house. then i would have more space for aquariums or maybe an akita, which i cant have now on account of i cant have hair getting on everything. i think having a workplace to go to would maybe make me do more work too, so it would be worth the rent even if no one came in and bought anything in person.
>>79126390i literally always warm one hand between my legs while i'm driving. im worried someone will think im feeling myself so i should stop but its too cozy.
we should make a wholesome mom general. i want to talk about mom more
>>79126369the idea that "boys' first taste of love and lust come from observing their mother" is an extremely inaccurate take, under a few statistical minorities it would be an appropriate analysis but it's simply an extreme generalisation to be accepted as anything objectivepeople's sexualities develop on a case-by-case basis and while there are common situations and broad categories and whatnot, everyone's sexuality develops differently as two people can react differently to the same situationfor example, while a person can develop a liking for an abusive female figure due to having been abused by their mother, others could develop a hatred for it and take a liking for the exact opposite of that, and that's why sexuality (and personality) is analyzed through the experiences of each individual person instead of blindly putting them into boxesand not to forget that people can and do have a change of heart through their new experiences as they grow older, this is specifically why it's moronic to assume that early trauma has permanent effects on someone
>>79126329all of those concepts are just fucking stupid. normal people are normal and there doesnt need to be some retarded word for being normal. anyone who wants stuff they wouldn't reciprocate is just a shithead. the only thing that is notable is if one person is significantly larger or older than the other, which naturally affects how they interact, but even in that case its person to person and its just kinkshit retardation to try to categorize relationships in these sorts of terms. "top" "bottom" "sub" "dom" all imply that either person is replaceable and they mentally confine people into accepting shitty situations and "relationships" that are just veneers for some dickhead to get rocks off on someone else.
i think you should kill yourself, but i'm not gonna make a thread about it
>>79126447why do you think that and why wont you do that
>>79126444top and bottom are just words for defining whether you take it up the ass or not dude, men and women don't need to be put into those categories because they're already categorized by their penises or vaginas, sub and dom are just kink preferences
>>79126458i may be in love with you...
>>79126439i have noticed a significant number of people trying to normalize attraction to one's mother in the past few years, for example the nasty ass momcest threads on this board.i will observe that it seems to correspond with an increase in people being confined inside for their entire childhood. their sexual energies, having nowhere else to go, end up attaching to their family members, in the same way as it happens to people who grow up in extremely isolated rural communities.
>>79126439Please don't blow the bishit out of his perverted prison fantasies like that. He might as well get therapy and lose a fortune trying to find out why he wants to prove something to his mommy.
>>79126463yeah, as i said, anyone who wouldnt take it up the bum but wants to put it up others bums is a shithead. anyone who wants it in the bum but wouldnt put their penis in a bum is likewise seeking advantage. i find both rankly gross but that's me.
>>79126467then why do you think i should kill myself ;_;
What do you do when you need to take a shit but a toilet is unavailable? Is there a piss bottle thing but for shit instead?
>>79126439im sorry you didnt have a mom. truly. i started crying trying to imagine myself in that life
>>79126497it would be better that way... the voices, the told me you're a very complicated person and you need to find inner peace...
>>79126393Do you have your own website ?
>>79119503>>79119548>tfw no suicidal bf to run away with and smother with affection and give a reason to live
>>79126469>i will observe that it seems to correspond with an increase in people being confined inside for their entire childhoodthat's the gist of it yeah, who you spend most your free time during your early puberty years and how you react to those interactions people that have an interest in femdom tend to be abused by their moms, nerdy dudes turn out gay because they didn't get along much with girls and had intimate moments with other dudes instead, sometimes chad turns out gay/trans because he's had too much with girls and his brain has turned to degeneracy, etc
>>79126511no way im the most simple
>>79123851When I was a teenage edgelord I wanted to get a red shirt with a swastika on it just like Sid Vicious I'm Jewish so I probably could've gotten away with it
>>79126520>start dating a depressed bumfuck loser>actually manage to fix him>proceeds to dump you now that your overall appeal went down since he no longer needs ittale as old as time !
Another jew in /r9gay/ how do jews make up 1% of the population but make up 20% of all /r9gay/ posters?
>>79125366>>79125441I'd play factorio with you after the expansion is released, just be warned that I only make disgusting spaghetti
>>79126538I know this tale is bullshit because I was saved myself and even 12 years later I think about him every day
>>79126521yeahhh no, the vast majority of people turn out very normal if they have any reasonable amount of interaction with other people. their degree of gayness/straightness is mostly a function of genetics and natural variations in prenatal hormone exposure. "trans" is postmodern porn induced batshittery. you cannot use socially-isolated porn-exposed people as any sort of metric for what's normal in humans.
>>79126555>and even 12 years later I think about him every dayyour anecdotal experience of being saved isn't part of the relevant subject matter if you were "saved" by someone you didn't dategood fucking god how retarded are r9gaggot posters? can you fucking read? can you comprehend what you read??
>>79126543I'd really love to play games with a boy but i can't sorry
>>79126521i was never abused but some might say neglected
>>79126514no that shit is a hassle and a half, and you need to do seo and social media shit to promote a website or no one will ever see it. i just put things on the various appropriate resale platforms. you learn by experimentation which sorts of things sell well on which platforms, for example, literally any metal band tour or concert tee can get you twenty bucks on ebay sooner or later, and anything cashmere will get you twenty bucks sooner or later on etsy likewise. its mostly a waiting game, sort of like planting crops. you just plug away at putting things up for sale, you see what sells and get more like that.
>>79126559natural inequals normal
>tfw no annoying bitchy pretentious fem flamer bf
>>79126627it literally literally does. do you take pills or something?
>>79126542where is the jew? show me. NOW
>>79126650Meow, Canada simp schizo, tripfag Bibbit, and possibly brad or 3ds not sure which one.
>>79126663>its a list of people i already avoiddamn im good
nice to see that i remain the only person who likes monster sanctuary lololits good!!! try it...
>>79126639we live in concrete jungles and use electronic magic boxes to communicate across the globe with people we've never met, we wear fabric clothes to cover up our bodies and drive mechanical animals to get around fasterfirst off, the human life is and has been for a long time far disconnected from what is natural, to the point we've created so much variation in our traditions and identities that there is no basis of what is normal anymoresecond off, natural inequals normal and natural inequals healthy, in the same sense that it's "natural" for dudes over the age of 30 to start acting weird due to their decreasing levels of testosterone, the appropriate response isn't to just say "well that's natural just get used to it", the appropriate response is to treat it so the patient is returned back to optimal and healthy levels, just the same way we treat diseases instead of calling them "naturally occuring events" and letting people die left and rightsexuality isn't an exception to these, while I would agree that abnormalities exist I would disagree that there is a strict baseline of what is normal
>>79126680>turn based combatDropped.
>>79126571>your anecdotal experience of being saved isn't part of the relevant subject matter if you were "saved" by someone you didn't dateBut we did have a committed relationship for about a year or so, it didn't work out because we live in different countries and I couldn't move there because I don't speak his mother tongue, not because I dumped him.>good fucking god how retarded are r9gaggot posters? can you fucking read? can you comprehend what you read??why are you so butthurt about this
>edating
has every thread this week had an incest segment
>>79126800There's nothing wrong with fucking your same sex siblings since there's no chance of pregnancy
>>79126800I talked about my roommate back in august and referred to him as "bro" and one of you faggots jumped the gun to make an incest assumption about me wanting to fuck my brother
>>79126592you can play nuclear throne mobile with me for free
imagine trying to turn people into simps so you can have them help you farm in nuclear throne
>>79126834Get a pc or a laptop at least nigga
>>79126840and failing. you cant forget that part
>>79126840i'm like 90% complete with the game i just want to vibe with an anon
>>79126592why can't you play games with a boy?
>>79126694yes and all of those things fuck us up and cause problems. that doesnt mean the problems outweigh the benefits, but it means that in treating those problems, we should start by looking at what unnatural things we can remove rather than by trying to add more unnatural things unless there's no other options. aside from being fucking obvious, this is indicated by the fact that, for example, all of this shit with psych meds just has not fucking worked on a societal level. getting a cat is more effective. if someone's job is making them miserable, theyre free to medicate themselves to handle it if they so choose, but it's not going to make them happier than they would be in a state of nature where they didnt have to sit in a fluorescent box and deal with people they hate all day. natural absolutely does equal healthy lmao. people who live on okinawa and sardinia and never see a doctor in their fucking lives still live longer than anyone else. lifespans in developed nations are now starting to decrease despite constant "advances in medicine" because everything else people do in developed nations is just that harmful. i'm not a luddite. lots of things like being able to treat broken bones and cure bacterial diseases have very simple and obvious benefits. however a vast number of "advances" are merely partially-effective bandaids for problems that modern living causes. men over 30 are free to juice themselves up with testosterone if they like, but the net effect on their health is not going to be positive unless they have some obvious deficiency like having lost their balls in an accident. they might well feel "more energetic" or whatever, but they will pay a price some other way, such as having a higher risk of heart attack and cancer. there is no free lunch in this regard.
>>79126739i did say it was a pokeclone. i was thinking it would be neater if it had realtime fighting though. it kind of feels like they wanted it to be realtime but made it turn-based/instanced because it got too complex.
>>79126860Because all of them are lying whores and don't like me
>>79126814and this post will go completely unnoticed, but if you say you kiss your dad(who you havent seen in 500 days) goodbye youll have a hundred fags jumping down your throat...
>>79126898Kissing or any other sexual facts with your father is gay but doing it with a sibling isn't and completely acceptable
why do you think every action has a sinister and ulterior motive when they very well could just be as surface level as they appear? why are you so distrusting and antagonistic to everyone?
it was meant to be a joke babyboy but I do assume the worst of people just out of my paranoid nature, it doesn't matter if someone is ill intended or not if their actions overlapse with what I consider sinister
>>79126618Should I buy something? Do you have any cool shirts?
>>79126928kissing your dad isnt sexual and for sure not gay
>>79126978Kissing an older man probably with wrinkly skin and facial hair is incredibly gay and extremely gross in a sexual way where as making out with your brother who is relatively the same age as you isn't at all.
>>79126861you seem to have an extremely ass backwards understanding of evolution where you suggest we change the environment to suit our bodies instead of letting our bodies adapt to the environment, man is supernatural in his ability of reshaping the environment and overcoming his natural shortcomings through his artifical inventions, such was fire and such is bodily autonomyI don't disagree that meds in general fail to aid mental issues like depression or ADHD or whatever else and I do think that most mental issues in modern society stem from the fact that our bodies and state of evolution simply hasn't adapted to the modern lifestyle, these issues stem from an overall lack of engineering and instead such cultures and systems are often formed through "systematic natural selection" and chaosI don't really agree that natural is healthy, I think the next step in human evolution is inevitable transhumanism similar to "cyberpunk" although I really hate having to make a childish comparison like that, I believe artificial creations have far superior potential once capitalist greed can effectively be removed from the picture, there will come a day where we overcome the limitations and the shortcomings of our own bodiesTRT over the age of 30 is pretty good for health and has no real risk of heart attack or cancer more than the natural testosterone productions of a healthy teen, the entire situation stems from the human lifespan increasing and our bodies simply "expecting" to die at certain ages, women are better off taking supplementary estrogen after menopause as well both for their physical and mental health but it's just not as normalized as it should be
>>79126820but did you want to fuck brother? I need to hear the whole story
>>79127012no I just had a roommate that I wanted to fuck me
The Prey: Legend of Karnoctus was funny and fun. I like trashy action horrors, it's like a b movie predator.
sometimes i forget i'm gay, then i have gay thoughts about a man (romantic fantasy), and i remember that i'm gay
I always see images of shirtless men when microsleep catches me. Like that's the first thing that comes to my mind when I'm losing consciousness.
G I Joe beat em up game was great fun. Easily some of the best action the genre has seen in recent years. However it has a block button and since I hate blocking I avoided that mechanic altogether. Now, I did fail to beat the last level on 3 attempts BUT 1 time my aunt distracted and annoyed me and one time there was a glitch that made it impossible to continue so I gave up for the day.
Has anyone here even had sexual experiences with a family member at all? I don't think i've ever seen anyone post about it here ever
>>79127214my older sister was trying to be really weird when I first started roiding but I did not play into any of it
>>79127011evolution happens on far longer timescales than you apparently think. we are not adapting to fluorescent lights and social isolation anytime soon l fucking mao. the sum total of human adaptation over the past 10000 years of agricultural living is that we are slightly better at digesting grains. slightly. you do know that "TRT" is literally just roiding right? enjoy your shrinking balls, and dont forget the finasteride to counteract the accelerated balding the "TRT" is gonna gove you. and then dont forget the alzheimers medication once the finasteride starts to rot your brain. im gonna just not, but you do you. the people who live longest do literally fucking none of this dumb shit. they eat healthily, stay thin, and stay active. thats it. there is no free lunch.
Reminder to not read reddit spacing posts and lower case posts. It's what we like to call brown schizo posting. Nothing of value is lost.
>>79126969im not sure how you would, but all of the shirts i have are cool. although i keep the absolute coolest for myself of course.
Legend has it if you don't say goodnight to your dad every night, a smelly mexican el 3desse will jump out of the bush and ask you to play mobile games with him. He will offer you his used underwear as a reward because he thinks that's a normal thing to do.
>>79127330Maybe you can loan me some of the shirts you keep for yourself, after all it's a waste if they just sit in your closet while you aren't wearing them.
>>79127302TRT isn't "litcherally just roiding", you're just injecting the equivalent of the natural average into your body and it's a treatment used on patients' whose natural production has stooped below the natural levels, it doesn't cause balding or neurodegradation any faster than natural levels and I don't imagine you even know what "shrinking your balls" mean, "shrinking your balls" is just slang for testicular atrophy caused by exogenous injections resulting in your testes stopping production entirely and then thereby causing infertility, which is already a present issue if your blood results are bad enough to warrant being put on TRTclearly you're uninformed about the topic, pretty odd that you're so willing to share your ignorant puritan take on itliving long is an entirely different topic but yeah, if you want to live a long life then stay away from any and all stress and presumably don't do anything worthwhile or fun with your lengthy life, including posting on 4chan or playing video games lol
Still waiting for 3ds to make a discord account or get a pc
>>79127347>He will offer you his used underwear as a rewardI'd take it
>>79127347just texted my dad goodnight. i hope im safe
i dont want to be gay anymore... i dont want to be straight if i stop being gay. i dont want sex i dont want love i just want to be happy and be celibate is this too much to ask for?
>>79127409yea cause youre gay
>>79127418what is wrong with not wanting that anymore?>woopr
>>79127450nothing. its just too much
>>79127322i dont even read the post if it has more than 3 sentences
yeah we all know you're a low iq adhd nigger you don't have to restate it
well i dont even read the post if it has more than 3 sentences
okay that one was cute and funny because you said the exact same fucking thing twice
>>79127376whatever your body is producing liccherally is your natural level unless your balls have been cut off. thats kind of the liccheral definition of natural lol. its quite possible that the demands of modern life - if you work in an office and sit on your ass all day - result in subnormal testosterone production. however, no one is making you do that. youre fucking your body up for a few pennies and then trying to undo that fuckup, when it would be better overall to simply not fuck it up. thats liccherally my entire point. quitting your ass sitting job would be the best choice from a health perspective. if you want the ass sitting job, you get the consequences. this may earn you more money, but in health terms, you are not improving on nature.
>>79125890I loved playing battlefield 4 like 10 years ago but on steam the player count seems like shit and it has bad reviews and 3 and 2 seem completely dead but 5 still has a large active playerbase and 1 has tons of good reviews compared to the others
>>79127530>whatever your body is producing liccherally is your natural level unless your balls have been cut off. thats kind of the liccheral definition of natural lol.this is the exact part where your presumption that natural = healthy is empirically proved to be retardedhormone levels have provable optimal levels for each gender (in which both genders have unique chronic issues caused by the natural imbalance of their hormonal states which creates the difference between the two genders) and going below them will simply have negative health results for your entire body>just live a le healthy active life and don't work an office job!an office job is probably the healthiest kind of job you can have, I'm sure browsing pol 28 hours a day and reading up incel nonsense has convinced you that working manual labor is the "manly choice" but in reality manual labor is still just overworking your body, it's much easier and healthier to work an office job and allocating some of your free time to get exercise doneand it's not like exercising and diet past the age of 30 will help you cope with the falling off of your hormone levels, again, this is caused by our bodies not having evolved to live past a certain age and our natural functions just start stooping lower and lower after certain points in life
see what i mean? cant even start reading that
Can we start banning posts that contain giant walls of text because i'm partly illiterate and can't read that well
^this but im fully literate
Got a week vacation coming up. Finna find some fem bottoms for a week long goonsesh
damn what kind of fucking retard enjoys jrpgs? shit is just the most generic anime ass plot with a fuckton of unsolicited cutscenes
I want to use a bottom's ass cheeks as a pillow whilst i fall asleep
how you faggots gonna fetishize boney anorexic twinks then talk about their ass cheeks like they have any?
skinny twink with a fat ass (me)
my butt looks big when i pull my pants down just a little
>>79127719its a better trick to pull your boxers upwards from the front so it squeezes up ur ass cheeks in the back
>>79127739i would try that, but i only look at my ass when im brushing my teeth
>>79127757fyi, sharing is caring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGHDPbDYJdY
3ds has a fat ass though
stop namedropping these fags like were supposed to know who they are
I'mma bouta namedrop my fat cock into your ass boy
>>79127843you should worship him
You guys should all be nice and compliment each others butts instead of fighting
>>79127911What if you're a top? it would be weird to get compliments on your ass.
it's not weird to get compliments on your ass, most girls (for whatever reason) actually enjoy dating a dude with a decently sizeable ass, don't know why but apparently it is a thing and a normal thing, so it's normal for the homos too
>>79127956because a nice ass is a nice ass, and it usually means you have some fitness
i'm so lonely and boredcould anyone share any good discord with politically incorrect memes and not much moderation?i'm a bit femenine but not a minor, so groomers be warned
I find it disgusting: men kissing men, holding hands on the street. Every fuckin TV show they rub your nose in it but all that lesbian thing with Jennifer Beals, it's not bad. Is she a dyke in real life?
>>79127944tops are big boys they can handle getting teased about their butt a little i'm sure
>>79127997read this again >>79127843
>>79127588call me when pull takers live longer than sardinians. bye til then. (forever.)office job the healthiest you can have lmao...cope how ever you like, ass sitter.
>>79128053Do bottoms care about a top's butt?
>>79128098it's never a bad thing to have a nice butt but I wouldn't get all insecure about it if that's your worry. I'm sure your cute bottom boy will slap your flat butt for anyway if he really likes you~
>>79128162Maybe i should add squats to my repertoire
*ahem*well... now what?
skinnyfat niggas really need to do squats and legwork because their bodies don't develop naturally from how inactive they actually are
how do i stop avoiding everyone and then getting bored because im by myself
brown manlet bi gamer mentally ill twinks: based or cringe?
cringe overload
cringe overdose
does anybody have any 3ds pics saved i need to bust
I miss the era of anime thumbnail dubstep.
>>79128578anime trance is making a comeback, so by 2029 you should see the second era of anime dubstep
tried to psychically support the jets tonight. i think i helped a little, but someone with much more experience is countering me. i think i have a lot of raw power but i'm not yet skilled in its use.
>>79128536You're in luck, I happen to know where to find loads and loads
>>79128748kys sick freak
>>79128748i'm so hard i'm leaking
dont look!! /r9gay/ was not falling off the catalog
Things with my e-bf are weird and it's bothering me I wish he was more affectionate :c
>>79129394wish it would happen more often tbdesuthis troll thread needs to be burned to the ground already
>>79129614why but then how will i talk to you
>>79129410what sort of weird? what's the last thing you did together?
>>79130265Watch shows together like we normally do but that was honestly forever ago. It's not like super bad he's pretty much the same as normal I guess now that he's working again. I guess he is pretty much the same he always been I just feel like I need more affection now, I want him to talk about wanting to cuddle me and stuff usually I am the one who says stuff like that, well I think he used to do it a bit more but he stopped because I like wasn't all over him one time or something, he did something similar with another thing we did where one time I wasn't feeling like it and he just stopped doing it all together and said he didn't care anyway idk that bothers me a lot I feel like he is repressing himself to not bother me but I am obviously not bothered at all
>>79127944Tops need to be rimmed. Only if they are twinks though.
>>79128815He is based. Die coomer scum haha.>>79130265You don't understand his pain. He is having trouble in his relationship!!!!! And we have to know about it because this is a venting place for bf havers after all. Fuck you.
>>79129722please don'tthat's my least favorite part of being here
>>79130455do you mean me specifically or
>>79125813Aww anon thanks you.I wish I was actually cute but alas...>>79125173Sending all the gay energy I've stolen from anons to this guy so we can finally eradicate the last straight cishet american man.
>>79125759Which cover, anon?
>>79126023Have you played Casette Beasts? I hear that's pretty good.
>>79126158What if their mother is out of the picture? Like if they were an orphan or their mother passed away.
>>79126937Because some people have just been hurt too much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppzoBclWpaA
My dreams last night involved saving a plane from crashing, fighting a giant bug and spending an evening with my fbf.A dust-up with a giant insect seems the most likely to ever come true.
GAY PORN GAY FUCKING PORN
>>79130917But you make cute posts *confused expression*
>ywn find a one armed man responsible for every bad thing that happens in your life
https://voca.ro/1oRPygbblz2EKILL YOUR PAST. YOU'VE ALREADY DAMNED YOUR FUTURE.
>>79131393what if i just cut my arm off and you can blame me nonny
jonah stop trying to circumvent your cutting fetish
>>79131393People missing a limb are not free from consequence. If he is an ass. Pic unrelated but related to what I want rn.
>tfw no bf to surprise by setting up a light up skeleton somewhere in the house without mentioning buying it
I got nudes from another random twitter twink but hes pretty cute so I'm gonna keep talking to him
>>79131644hey if i had a cutting fetish id be open about it. like my breeding fetish and nipple play kink>>79131808b+m is better!
>>79131377Unfortunately my body does not follow in the steps of my conscious.
>>79131993I prefer b+m but home bargains' slogan makes me smile which is important to my shopping experience
>>79127777I can't make out the lyrics but very nice song, another banger.Nice quads also.
Woke up6 hours of time before workCoffeeFactorio time
>>79132153post your factory
>>79132047honestly. i respect that, i just dislike the way that home bargains is laid out in my local area. also b+m is so much more wintery and autumny in my head
>>79132214It's a mess but it's getting there, just transitioning from a starter to a train factory.
>>79132039They say cute is a state of mind
>>79132361looks pretty nice anon, good job
First time exercising since I got here. It went well but my favorite part, which is always running, was surprisingly worst since I was just do bored the whole time and wanted it to end. I feel good tho. I feel good physically and mentally, which is more important. Life is ok. Tomorrow my friend is going to stream a game for me. I don't know which game yet but I'm excited. First stream in a while.
>>79132935why aren't you dating this friend and does he know you're gay
>>79131393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHbS4SiO2Kg
>>79132361Where are the bugs at?
>random steam friend inviteIs this one of you guys? Did you dox me from the image or something XD>>79133194There are none in Nullius, in this mod you arrive to a dead planet and the goal is to create the biosphere including biters.
>>79133364I think it's unrelated cause there's nothing in that img
I would be more excited for karate kid game if it wasnt 40e. And 40e for 2hours of gameplay is a robbery. I'm going to pirate it now oh well. 2024 has been a great year for retro looking beat em ups and especially those based on antient existing franchises>>79133163That wouldn't be a smart idea
i remember gameing...gameing was so dun
>>79133894I want to push that can into his buttI'm so sorry.
>>79133785why would that not be a smart idea
>>79132363Thanks, kind anon, thanks.
I saw something in the newspaper yesterday or today, there was a section there we people could make friends or find a partner.There was a section for "men seeking men", and the guy who wrote it seems innocent enough.Should I go for it, or refrain? What's r9gays verdict.
https://voca.ro/1cMliGEaCFjI
>>79134501well, what do you risk losing?
>>79134501Imagine applying for a bf through the newspaper
>>79134501do it anon you will never know if that will be the greatest bf you could have or even the other anons fbfs or both all in one.
>>79032490HO fucking HO HO nine DAYS later NINE DAYS LATER bumfuck boyo unblocks me HA HA HA what did I fucking tell him on that EXACT day what did I tell him WHAT DID I TELL HIM?I told him word to word "that he'd eventually change his mind about things and crawl back like a dog but then it'll have been too late to make a difference and he will regret not having made the decision when it actually mattered"I TOLD HIM I WARNED HIM I SAID THIS EXACT SITUATION WOULD HAPPEN and now it HAPPENED and now there's NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, feelings fucking die ONCE and then they stay DEAD because you didn't nurture them when you should've
Why can't i have a boy pressuring me into becoming his bf
not reading that. try to keep it concise
i would actually cry if anyone put real effort into being my boyfriend
>>79134196Different life goals...as in he has some. Would be cruel to drag someone down, wouldn't it? Being friends is enough.
>tfw anon is still getting pressurized
>>79134845You're not nice either so don't complain.
>>79134910gosh I'm just so mean he decided to crawl back huh
>>79134915i think he got bored given the timeframe
>>79134915Maybe he likes mean boys?
>>79134879so you're saying you actually like him to an extent? has he ever expressed interest in you?i envy you. i have 0 friends to crush on.
well it DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE because I'm now talking to other people LIKE I SAID I WOULD
>>79134845You seem really annoying and retarded, I see why he blocked you
>>79130917i think my left eye lid moved a little fruity when i woke up, but im back to 100% heterosexual. was that it..?
>>79132935milton killed my streamfrenemy>running, was surprisingly worst since i was just so bored the whole time and wanted it to endexplain
u know that feeling when ure feeling urself so much u can hardly keep from stroking urself til u get home...i had it hard last night...
>>79134591Idk, my pride? My time? My dignity?>>79134701Seeking boyfriend.Must be: 5'10 (minimum), mentally ill (like me), empathic and sensitive (like me) and willing to put with my mental illness (I will put up with his).I joke but it'd be funny.>>79134740Well I am hesistant because I got no job, little money, no friends, no prospects, nothing on the horizon, no action and really I have no conceiveable reason to get up in the morning.
>>79135257I can't send it all at once or you'd die of gay overdose so I will send a little every day. Today was a fruity eye twitch, tomorrow it will be gay wrist. No need to thank me!
>>79134943What would be nice about having a crush? If he isn't your bf it just hurts, no?I care about him a lot yeah. >has he ever expressed interest in you?In the past>>79135323I already did. Running was boring and I wanted it to end but still ran as much as I planned. >milton killed my streamfrenemyWhy did he do that?
Time for work, farewell, beloved Anons...
there are genuinely anons here who have gay friends and are still complaining about being single
>>79135492There are anons who had sex, who currently have bfs, who live with supportive parents and go out that post here. I agree with you tho, but I don't really complain about being single personally. It's quite comfy for the most part. Pros and cons and all that
>make one really good video out of100 boring low effort videosMany such caseshttps://youtu.be/hKnki-2YoqE?si=56ULBh5QIs3ID0iV
>>79135429i-im not scared. my sleep schedule is so unpredictable you probably wont land another hit anyways
>>79135421maybe that someone can indirectly give you the motivation needed to achieve all those things.
>>79135992Even better, this way the gay beam will enter your dreams and you will have wet nightmares about boys so you'll become gay even faster.
>>79136012I am motivated to achieve most those things to an extent, it's just hard to get into the workforce without any experience as an autistic fool.
>>79135443oh. i thought something was different about the place that made it boring. glad youre glad anyways
last night i tried to smoke one of the enormous joints my mom rolls. well i did smoke it, but only like a quarter of it. so fat...i was out by the train tracks and then i walked around for a few hours. and then i realized my fricking boots were coming apart...i guess they were a little old but im very frustrated. where will i get new boots out here. anyway, then i walked by two police who were going around someones property with flashlights. this scared me so i went home very anxiously. then i looked at myself in the mirror for awhile, got hard and stroked through my clothes.
>>79136015well uhh it doesnt work. gay beams are just fiction, okay? so stop trying. not that i care or anything... i just- i dont want you to waste your time with that nonsense! okay?
stoners try not to talk about 420 blaze it for half an hour challenge level impossibleshit is not special nor interesting dude, it never ever fucking was, there was never a period of time where people cared to listen to le hecking stories of some dude getting high off the brain slowing grass' smokes, things like meth or molly and shit used to be interesting to talk about but at this point drug abuse and it's discussion has become so prevalent on the internet even that stuff isn't cool to hear about anymore
i hat e faggots so much but im gay
i am neutral on faggots, but i wish i was born 50 years earlier so i could stop them from stealing the rainbow
i hate faggots so much but im straight
>>79136337can we make out?
>his mom is a dopehead
>>79136134this is one of the funniest things ive read in this gen
>>79136386but im a guy how can we make out?
>>79135617Being alone kinda sucks but its also pretty great. The duality of man is sometimes perplexing. Be with somone and feel the greatest feeling in the world but its work or be alone to do whatever you want and suffer without that tender feeling of a partners touch.
im just confessing my pathetic life okay? fcking around like this is the only thing i have now. my mom rides a tractor 12 hours a day, fck off.
>>79136337hello. i just wanted to inform you that i have already claimed the position as /r9gay/ 2424s straight man. im not saying you have to be gay or leave, but you must announce yourself as the second straight. i dont want people to think im repeating myself
yeahyeah it's all sad all boohoo when someone calls out how wacky your shit is, didn't seem all that depressive talking about getting high and fucking around the train tracks like a moody faggot but THE exact moment people call it out sudden 180 and you're somehow a pathetic sad miserable victim fembrained retard
>>79136496not ragging on u or anything i just think ur little anecdote is cute, it reads in a very gauche way i like it
>>79136468> Be with somone and feel the greatest feeling in the world but its work or be alone to do whatever you want and suffer without that tender feeling of a partners touchExactly. It's all about how much you value pros and cons and how much effort you're willing to put in/how much you value the reward
>>79135490why do you work so late?
I really miss my cat tonight
>>79137046its not too late to get him boxed and shipped
>>79137046You know what my favorite thing is? Cats! And eating them whole while they're still warm and fresh from the oven! Yum yum yum mmmmmmm yes I am delicious
>>79137244Haitians have invaded the /r9gay/!!!
thoughts on jewish mexican gangsters
thoughts on shut the fuck up faggot you're not funny?
>>79137311I like brad's tall alien head
>>79137311hate all 3, but for some reasom i hate the combo too
>>79137329never heard of it tbqhwy
>>79136466like this dummy *swirls my tongue around in your mouth*
>>79137311more like mexican wannabe jewish wannabe gangster
>>79137563i've never been kissed before so i need kissing practice with a cute boy for research purposes
what does it mean when i have a praise kink and a degradation kink
>>79137874you want someone to notice you and it doesnt matter why
Is it better to get a nice watch or a really nice outfit with no jewelry
>>79138244you should never buy a watch
That huge cocked femboy thread in the catalogue is going to drive me insane
>femboyskip
Nothing wrong with a twink wearing thigh highs or those arm cover things
>>79138302It's a statement piece
anon? the thread is empty again, anon. you said it slows down on the weekends, anon. its a tuesday, anon. 9pm on a tuesday? anon?
not with a wang, but with a...
>>79139190bhimper???
yeah that one didnt go anywhere. a bimper isnt anything.
>tfw no miserable grad student bf
>tfw old enough it should be miserable professor bf
I just had a flash back to a memory from highschool...my shy, quiet short friend was hanging out at my house and we went up to my loft and were chatting. There wasn't really enough space for two teen guys to sit up so we were on our bellies.He kept rubbing his neck/shoulder so I asked him if he wanted me to give him an adjustment because my grandpa was a chiro. He said yes, so I straddled his hips and crunched his back really deep. I remember that I had a semi and he smelled like he hadn't showered and I was physically pushing myself up against his butt through his jeans.We never talked about it or took things further, but I still have a crush on him. I hope his life is great these days.
>tfw no typhlosion bf to feed me green berries and get me boypregnant
bhimper??? I hardly know her!
>>79138244I say nice outfit because you're getting more for your money and he yes him is more likely to notice a whole outfit but I'm not anti-watch either I think you just have to really want one for it to be worth it
The sky is boundless because it's the mirror of my soulIt changes everyday as if it's reflecting my heartThe white smoky haze turns into cloudsConcealing my tears that seem about to overflowWhen something I have faith in begins to fall apartI close my eyes and make a wishEven on a night when I'm alone and can't fall asleepI just close my eyes in the darknessAnd find myself listening closely for the sparkling of the stars
R9gay has fallen, wat now?
get really skinny, take a few nice pictures, write a few things youre satisfied with, sleep til the end of time
fallen asleep. it will never cease to amaze me how supposed homosexual neet loosers can keep a normal sleep schedule. can't even do being mentally ill right baka...
>>79140014i'm going to sleep at 1:50am
>>79140023I'm showering than playing resident evil for half an hour than checking the thread again then going to sleep starting at 1:55am my powerlevel is far beyond anything you can comprehend.
>>79123671i downloaded grindr only to find that my roommate was on it. he's not hot and he's also like half my height. i paused my account or whatever to avoid an awkward conversation. what do i do now?
Hi E if you're reading this I hope you are in a hospital bed soon
fun fact:normally my bakas are organic, free range, and typed by gay hands but that last baka the filter caught me slacking.every other social media:"Please do not post: *n1gg3r *f@gg0t *r3t@rd *anything bad about the people in powerthank you."4chan:"don't you fucking dare come in here fucking talking about dairy-free milk, that thing you do at metal concerts, or the best fucking policy you retarded fucking onion baka desu faggot nigger!!!"anyone have any ideas what they should change rizz and skibidi to?
>>79140468whats skibidi
ps2 era games were good because they were partially comical in every single way, the physics were often janky and unrealistic yet consistent, the graphics were often janky and unrealistic yet consistent, the character development and the plot was a caricature of itself, while the overall stories weren't overtly ironic but it often had comic relief at necessary times and didn't bastardize itself by being overtly serious like an incelI think the polarization in these concepts is what made most new gen video games unappealing to me, it feels like games that aren't serious are too not-serious and games that are serious are too serious, realism and balanced gameplay overtook the arcade capability of going overboard in unique ways and things often just feel too streamlined, the escapist products are just completely detached from reality instead of taking light hearted jabs at life
>>79140633At first I was like "you probably you just grew up" but actually AAA games are boring nowadays and you're right.
>>79139825Let us all zelebrate by eating ze bugs
>>79140757i almost believed it until prediction 6 came up
>>79140883I think that WEF thing is years and years old, so it was probably still from the time when the stance on environmentalism was "we're gonna do it!!!" instead of "can't be bothered".
>tfw no bf to watch The Exorcist with while sharing a big blanket on the couch
>>79136191It's too late anon, you cannot prevent destiny and you cannot fight your fate.
Over 3 weeks on nofap now and I have only noticed that I am becoming more gay and appreciating men more, not even sexually I just notice guys out, thinking things like "that guy is cute" or "that guy is pretty hot" to guys I would probably have never given a second glance before.I thought nofap is supposed to turn you less gay, not more. Of course not that I am really complaining, I vastly prefer men over women regardless, just didn't expect this outcome.
>>79141970You're gay and that's okay
>>79142019I already that I was more gay leaning mr wise genius, learn to read.
>>79142035It's not ur fault
>>79142049Everything is my fault anon. It always was.
Finding happy couples on instagram and then messaging one of them to tell them that I've had sex with their partner and that their partner is cheating on them (neither statements are true) because if I can't be happy and in love why should they?
The Exorcist was spooky and one of the best horror films I've seen this month. Tonight I'll watch Friday 13th Part 3
>>79142163there have been very few films that successfully mainfested the concept of horror and the sexorcist is NOT one of them, it's borderline the antithesis of a good horror filmhorror in general is a weak genre with few successors both because movies being a weak medium for it and the fact that it takes a very hard balance to actually get it right, the spook is intended to come from suspense and the FEAR of something/an event occuring and its consequences, in this sense the exorcist is extremely cheap and visceral
>>79142226Honestly I'm not overly familiar with the genre, which horror films would you consider to be any good?
>>79142265I like the usual classics like The Shining, The Thing, Night Of The Living Dead, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead and maybe Rosemary's Baby if you can put up with it being horribly oldstill I don't think most of these are conceptually successful *horror* films but I'd say they're good movies
>>79142163I would recommend The Babadook, Hereditary, The Witch.
What do you guys think about The Thing?
Tulsa king is fucking amazing. I'm done with the movies I wanted to watch now it's tv shows I guess.
>>79142310I like those movies as well though I don't find them particularly scary, The Woman in Black 1989 would be an example of the type of horror I find unsettling>>79142450Herediatary wasn't exactly for me but I haven't seen the other two so I'll give them a watch soon>>79142465The visual effects are still impressive and the cast was great. Haven't seen the 2011 version and I'm rewatching the original this month
>>79142465it's cozy, cool environment, cool cast, the premise and the setting is interesting but the runtime isn't enough to really get into the social dynamics between the people beyond the surface level and I don't really think it was much of a "horror" filmthe ending wasn't bad but I didn't really care about the survival of anyone other than kurt russell and when you have an actor that expensive starring in your film it's just hard for me to worry that he'd die at any point earlier than the very finale
LEGO Blond Twink Boyfriend
>>79140259Which homosexualist is in the right?
>>79143218cba tldr
>>79141925>tfw no autistic site having bf
>>79143226One nigga is complaining abt getting one word responses from someone who said he hates how much he is attached to him.
>>79143239depends on the context and the timeframe of the situation ig if it's consistent then just ghost him
>tfw no bf to laugh at blm with
god. my teeth are as yellow as cheddar. i need to take a year off from coffee, tea, soda and see what happens if i actually use the tooth paste with whitening. tastes so bad though.
>>79140160They don't want you to know this truth
>>79143364>Talks about dating as a numbers game and women as "things" to be in a relationship with.Why are straight men so unhinged?
I staaan the Burger King (tm) Rodeo Burger (c). Just $2.29 for an all beef chargrilled party with barbecue sauce *and* two onion rings on top too? *And* there's free fries in the app? Yes, daddy!
>>79138876Best way for Jamie to kill himself?
>>79143358just fyi
>>79143374have you ever been in relationship with a woman?
>>79143499Animals don't have yellowish teeth dummy. Wrong and it doesn't matter anyway cause white teeth just look better and that's what matters.
>>79143584go brush with hydrochloric acid and melt your enamel because it looks better then
>>79143499Should remake this image except it's about bleached or unbleached boy pussy
yeah btw animals do live long enough to worry about their dental health, it's not like they drop dead at or prior to the age of 30, right? they also have the same processed human diets that we do, RIGHT? my god next time one of you fuckers try to pull a "muh nature" I'm gonna stick a naked razor up your ass
dud animals bruh, nature breh, like, let's eat raw meat and shit in the woods fampai, I don't even go to the ER honestly I just fucking die every time I catch a cold, I don't even bruh, I don't even use a phone bruh I ain't even watch the tv dude, like nature, the way god (yahweh) intended for us to livesource: mommy said natural* food is better
>>79143597Maybe one day you'll argue in good faith. Not yet though.
>>79143682sorry the jews paid me to spread propaganda and brainwash people into not turning their teeth pearl white, you caught me real bad man, they don't want you to know about the truth, it's actually good for your dental health to scrape off the enamel
>>79143668I agree 100% but stop being cringe
>>79143630>>79143668Nobody was appealing to nature btw.
>>79143768>>79143584>Animals don't have yellowish teeth dummyit's just plain dumb, like I said, animals don't eat the same kinds of food we do and they don't live long enough for their dental teeth to become an issue
but even then THAT is just plain fucking WRONG because animals DO have that yellowish teeth, it literally has to do with the structure of bones
>>79143795I was hinting to a difference in our diets, you even figured it out and then posted about muh appeal to nature anyway. And of course it doesn't matter because white teeth look better same as narrow feet which are are result of wearing shoes (as opposed to splayed toes from barefoot waking) look better, manicured fingernails look better etc.>you shouldn't try to be more attractive because that's unnaturalSee, I can do it too. Anyway, no more replies from me cause that's just futile.
>>79143876I do suppose I see the point and realize that we were discussing the topic on two different ends as you were more interested in the aesthetic appeal rather than the health impact, my bad
Honestly i don't want a relationship, it's nothing but a waste of time and a load of troubles. I want to live my life with as less troubles as possible.
I EMPHASIZE every WORD I type just to SHOW how RIGHT I am
>>79143513Whereas do you consider our current place of the interwebs?
>Tfw no bf to laugh and marvel over the pokemon teraleak with
People from NZ be like>I'm Newish
People just born be like>I'm new~ish
Anons are very funny today!
Excuse you I am in fact funny every day! *Sigh*, the gall of youngers today.
introverts can suck my nuts dry dude god damn it's like you go up to these motherfuckers be like "hey man you seem cool I'd like to get to know you" and then they shut in like a fucking clam except the only difference is there is no pearl inside it's just like basic information and some trauma therelike that's cool still, if someone wants to get to know you they probably want to know about that stuff as well but I'm not gonna spend my precious time plucking you into some mental comfort zone just so you can open up bitch
>Wants to know someone.>Isn't willing to put in the effort if that person is even slightly withdrawn.I don't think you really want to know them.
yeah nah dude I'm not interested in anyone incapable of sharing surface level info go deal with your trust issues and shit
Maybe we wouldn't have trust issues if you weren't a lying deceitful whore that only wants to fuck chad
Some people are hurt more than others, and it's often not their fault, you shouldn't dismiss people just because they're hurt and you aren't.The moment the human race develops actually empathy for each other kindness may finally shine upon the world, too bad it's only straying further away.
imagine getting your balls sucked on by a clam
>tfw no clammy boy bf
bitch idgaf how hurt you are, if I'm out here being all "YO dude I'm literally the man of your dreams I'm here to take your mentally ill ass in, listen to you talk about your traumas and personality and tastes and hobbies for hours on end and then fix your ass and make you my boywife" then you don't get to be all bwoohoo hoohoo my trust issues my introversionyou literally will not find any other person willing and interested in doing all that shit in at least a decade, and I mean actually interested in doing it not like those "I can fix him" girls that change their mind once they get to know you
>>79145045man of your dreams
when the security guard was sucking him off
my cock itches who gives a fuck about introverts extroverts or clammy boy bf MY PENIS ITCHES.
>>79145045I don't know if you're talking about me cause I'm not good with vagueposts, but if you are, yeah I'd honestly really love that. I just don't know how to contact you honestly. If I don't do anything much it's usually cause I get the idea I'm bothering people and I don't like doing that at all.
>>79141970>I thought nofap is supposed to turn you less gay, not more.who lied to you and told you that -legitimate half chuckle - or did you get confused by the "str8" guys getting bored of straight porn so they start fapping to femboys then gay porn thing, which I still think is a cope for closeted bi boys because no amount of gay porn is going to make me attracted to w*men but even if that were true becoming more attracted to the sex you're actually attracted to is the expected result.
I've also noticed that when i do nofap i get feelings like that too where i start thinking less about sex and more about things like i want to hug or hold hands with a boy
>>79145252I was mostly joking and being ironic with that posts, except for the part where I am finding men, and especially men I wouldn't bat at eye at before, more aesthetically attractive (not sexually.) But it makes sense in a way, I guess everyone saying porn fries your brain and makes your standards super high weren't talking out of their butt.>>79145358That didn't change with me for nofap, but maybe because I was already thinking quite a lot about those things beforehand.Pretty much every morning I wake up and fantasise about having a man right next to me, generally being physically/romantically close to.
>>79145524>Pretty much every morning I wake up and fantasise about having a man right next to meYep yep, spending 30 minutes extra in bed imagining your fbf is next to you is so nice.
>>79145045>>79145234As always I really don't get it. I'm still not sure if the vagueposting was about me or not.
>>79145190Ask drunk britanon to put it in his mouth, maybe his stinky alcohol filled mouthole would help you feel better
Would you still like me if I was a worm?
my sister is annoyed with me because i slept for 12 hours
>>79145874My mouth has been without alcohol for two weeks and is not stinky instead smelling of mint
>>79146064your mouth would be good close to mine
Stop flirting in the thread under my supervision (unless you're flirting with me.)
Dang store didnt have dandelion so I had to make this out of spinach + kale + arugula instead.
My penis is sore
How do i find gay bottoms to play games with?
>>79146292Someone posted their discord a few threads back. You should ask them
>>79146292Which game? it depends on that
Me when an undead Romanian noble is trying to suck blood from my neck.
>>79146421You made me realize i shouldn't be eating while using this thread
>>79146292I'm way too proud to be strictly a bottom but I wouldn't mind. Which game though?
>>79146421this what grindr looks like in my townsomebody save me
>>79146312>>79146438Halo and minecraft maybe some stellaris or dying light or deep rock?
>>79146473I only have DRG and a Minecraft account that I forgot the password of. We could do a deep rock galactic party, or I could try hosting an unverified minecraft server
>tfw no masculine twink insecure about his appearance bf
>tfw no bf who is so insecure about his appearance he thinks no one can ever find him attractive even if everyone does
>tfw no mexican threadwhore bf with massive feet and megamind head
>>79146256how did he get his hair to make that straight line
>>79146625>>79146646I get the megamind head retard but who are these 2 posts talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZD4GVjBet4
>>79146659You just draw it like that man
>>79146679but i want to create a snug headband with my hair too
my sister is annoyed with me because i slept with her for 12 hours
>>79146703thats his eyebrows
>>79146552Deep cock galactic sounds good
>>79146751You got a Discord account or something?
>>79146712she is probably still annoyed because i only went up stairs to get water. now im back in my room and if they ask for me im going to take a shower
>>79146793Yeah sure post your discord and i'll add you
the official r9gay minecraft server is still up
>>79146826https://pastebin.com/NnGsDJhP
>>79146873I didn't even know that existed
bro posted a pastebin just to give his discord
tell me why i should play on a minecraft server that doesnt have strictly enforced rp
>>79146873The official r9gay server has never been posted or linked btw
>>79146877Why did you post it in a pastebin link though?
stop asking geeze._.
>>79146993he's gonna get an ego boost out of making you drop a discord and then proceed to never add/play with you
>>79147028really? i thought it was all for fun
>>79147028Don't reveal the jig
rule number 1 of using 4chan: never try to add someone off of 4chan (or a 4chan themed discord server)literally go on disboard, join any random related gaming server (lgbt ones if you want) and dm any random dude if he wants to play the game togetheryou'll have a 3000% increased chance of actually finding someone to talk and play with
this is why you should only add me. i have a 100% follow through rate
>>79147028No i'm just not going to add him because i want to hurt his feelings
I'm completely indifferent about this whole ordeal really
yeahyeah you're absofruitly not like the 99% rest of the website sis it's about sending a message sksk you retards are just sheep in wolf's clothing in sheep's clothing, on one hand you're allegedly incel losers with no friends oh so desperate but on the other hand your minds are so prone to ratnoid behavior the moment a soul shows interest in you then it all goes "oh wow he's interested yuck I don't like easy guys erm I'll pass"I said this and I say this, it's unironically easier to make friends with anyone that's NOT on this website
He's evil and a whore i'm not adding him or anyone else like that
>>79147253what evil/whorish behaviors did he do
>>79147253>>79147225I just want to tell you both: good luck, we're all counting on you.
well if you think im 1% special then i wont disagree, but all im saying is none of that happened to me
>>79147258He's a gay bottom and he's probably had sex and he probably wants to use me
yeah special like special ed as in like you're a drooling mouthbreather retard lol
>>79147272I get being paranoid about dating a normal human being but how do you get so scared of another self proclaimed incel dude who's also posting on r9k?
>>79147294It's not being paranoid since it's always true they are always lying and scheming and your probably the same since you're defending him.
>tfw coloradofag died while babysitting sad fate of poo and pedo sympathizer
>>79147317okay so in your theory we as self proclaimed incels should best refrain from even trying to find gay love in each other since we're all probably lying scheming incel whores then?
>>79147028This is why you TALK to people for a bit first before giving out your discord but what do I know
>>79147343No i think you should kill yourselves instead for being dishonest and deceiving innocent people
>>79147331n-no... i cant believe this...
>>79147294Ignore trannyschizo, but to actually answer that: you niggas is tourist, you dnt actually live and breathe r9k. Yous a phony. A fake. None of you stick around after a month except few exceptions. None of you know th culture. You don't belong yet those like you keep coming here. Why? Because 4chud esthetics that's why. Enjoy your school or normalfag job and subsequent hook ups.
>>79147375it's true. you fell to your death and drowned in a bathtub. look in the mirror and there is no reflection. if there is you're in a dream btw.
>everyone here is a predatory lying fuck>they will decieve innocent people>they have no social life outside of this threadthis ain't adding up chief
>>79147426wtf how long has this been going on
>>79147436they're predatory lying fucks because these spastic losers get in over their heads the moment you give them a snicker of positive attention and they think they've become chad for an hour because they got to decline your interest, then they go back to being pitiful miserable faggots complaining about being lonelyzero investment zero effort, grab the cheapest dopamine release and run away without even introducing yourself so there's no way you can feel bad because you made zero efforts trying to appeal to the other personactual literal scum of the earth, put them in gas chambers
>add 6 people off of /r9gay/>all 6 of them turn out to be liars and whores just wanting to use youI don't think it's a coincidence it happened with all of them
ive added like 20 people and thats never happened
>>79147484describe their behaviors that made you conclude they wanted to use you
>>79147351I was the one that posted his Discord and I've made literally zero loss on this except a bit of time
>>79147495Maybe because you're the one lying and abusing them and not the other way around so kys whore
>>79147504nope. unless i was doing that unintentionally, but i dont see that being the case either
>unintentionally
oopsie daisy, silly me being semi flirtatious and reeling you into a cucked friend/pseudoboyfriend relationship where I basically get to mooch your attention and affection with nothing in return until I find someone I like better*, silly me, didn't mean it sowwy*the only people I like better are only the people that don't like me at all because I'm mentally ill and quirky like that
Lying whores pretend to be incels and desperate for attention then when you add them and you're not chad 6ft tall with a 10 inch dick suddenly their attitude completely changes
>>79147484Every single person I added was cool. Well almost every. But I don't add many anons. And I talked to most of them for a long time before adding them. You just have to be smart.Of course some faggot posting his discord off the bat without knowing a thing about you probably ain't going to work out. Like, what do you even have in common? In this case you could play a game I guess but what do you know about anon?
damn i didnt mean to start an argument. i was just on a zoom call and noticed my teeth looked yellow. im not about to get florida man white marble columns installed, i was just saying i should probably stop sitting around drinking instant coffee all day. i dont know what the hell you all are talking about. animals dont drink coffee...
That argument is old news. We're arguing about lying r9gay bottom whores now. Anon is right, bottoms are attention whores and evil. I wonder if he is the mythical loser top thoever
>>79147549and what if i was unintentionally semi fliratious
>>79147605if you're unintentionally flirting with people that you don't really like that just means you're naturally manipulative, arguably worse than the self aware people because you won't even be able to acknowledge what you're doing wrong when presented but instead get defensive about it and try to convince the person that you're not doing anything wrong
>>79147624what if it was misinterpreted? how can you solve that
>>79147591r9gay has no tops though
>>79147693there is really no solving anything if you've GENUINELY made the other person develop feelings, they're (hopefully) not gonna wanna stay friends (because feelings don't go away like that) and if you have no interest in them then you just MAKE them go away, don't try to keep them as friends and don't let them want to "stay friends", feelings are feelingsit's just best to completely prevent these situations in the first place, which is a topic convoluted to explain but easy to think for yourself, don't bring two loner gay dudes together and expect them not to develop feelings one way or the otherand stop asking me meaningless questions just because you're enjoying the attention faggot
>>79147741but im a loner gay and i want friends
>>79147565socializing is about social skills and having "matching energy", I don't mean to sound like a retard zodiac sign girl but I must use those words due to a lack of better term for itand what does "matching energy" mean? it means being able to accentuate each other's personalities, play into each other's jokes and slangs while at the same time knowing not to go too far and an overall ability to express and read each other's feelings and sensitiviesanother really important thing to socializing is the "fluff", the meaningless unnecessary things people do and say in conversations for the sake of creating a "playground", similar to how girls overact, overreact and act like they care about meaningless shit like zodiac signsand these are the things that autistic retards don't understand about attraction, it's almost always a near instant thing where you feel a connection with the other person simply due to how well you get along instead of over meaningless superficial things that people get to know about each other over time
>>79147783So do I but it's not possible since everyone is a lying manipulative whore trying to use you
>>79147783so find non gay friends and a gay dude to date?if you put two people with matching sexualities in the same environment long enough they will inevitably start liking each other, think about actors and actresses with nothing in common having short term relationships over the shooting of films because they're just constantly around each other and are interacting with each other a lot
>>79147810i already debunked this>>79147815only gay people want to be my friend
yeah gay dudes that want to be your "friends" like straight dudes wanting to be "friends" with stacystop playing dumb like you don't understand it nigga it's annoying
well how the hell am i supposed to find non gay friends if only gay people want to be my friend... jeezus
>>79147852Can you stop manipulating and abusing other people? thanks
yeah when your personality just being an adorable cutesy cute playful annoying faggot you kinda end up attracting nothing but gay people
>Everyone is bad>Except me!Kek, I hope you all continue to suffer in ignorance
>>Everyone is bad>>Except me!this is the exact mindset that historically drove people into the positions of power, the logical train of thought that one can best trust oneself with power, yet sadly enough it was most often the same people that got their morals and ethics poisoned by the power they had acquired
Not everyone is bad it's just every gay bottom in existence that's bad
you are all mean and not smart(many words, ZERO accuracy) i dont want to be friends with you anymore. goodbye
anon, new thread. GO!
>>79148177here go faggot>>79148189
