>ordered a custom Lionel Messi Fleshlight>order off Etsy>wait 12 weeks for delivery>it finally arrives, in a flimsy fold up package>driver smirks at me and says 'heh enjoy bud' and winks as he walks offI'm pretty sure he saw inside the box and knows bros and now I can't order anything online again
Bases
Another perfectly hetero soccer thread
>make comment about how refs are bad>they rig 100% of games against you after that
Thank you, based jooz
JOKIC EDITION old >>152701640
>>152732998He ways 120 lbs soaking wet, I real man like MoBEAST would own that pussy lightskin ass
>>152733609I fuck wit you Coop but don't mess with our boy or I'll have to give the Adelsons a call...
>>152733899Dwight is the one who breaks bucks.
>>152733589Nah, the threat of getting to the rim is the real threat. No refs being involved makes the shot just a good middy. He isn't actually as good as a CP0, Ingram or prime KD there.
>>152733609Certified Aryan moment
We're not done yet.Jimmy White v Joe Perry in the British Seniors Open Final (bo13), featuring are big-bottomed girl Tati.>Results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025>Fixtures: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>Streams: just ask :)>Previous thread: >>152548032>Upcoming events:British Seniors Open - concludes today!Championship League (Invitational) - begins 2 JanGerman Masters Qualifiers - 5-7 Jan
>>152726649All Thai restaurants are at least partly funded by the Thai government to promote Thai soft power abroad. I wouldn't be surprised if they spent a few baht creating role models for Thai girls too, sending their snooker players to fancy Instagram places. Or maybe she just has rich parents like every Olympian.
>>152726712and a Merry Gnelfmas to you too>bully Grope while talking about one of your dead relatives, more like.
>>152731677>strongest male player v average female player
Hope that Hendry will get Bai on the cue tips show but I am not sure how good her English is.
Ancelotti is a niner
>>152724814Makes sense if you think about it I think his favorite team or the one that he has more attachment to has to be AC MilanThe 49ers are the AC Milan of the NFL>le epic 90s teams with GOATs of the time
>>152724814Why they got my man in the cheap seats
>>152724814I bet she's a CMC fan
>>152728938That's how you know you're poor. Those seats have the best vantage point to see the action. If you're too close you see the backs of the bench players obstructing the game
Legend
The Bears scored first in a game that ended up being a shootout yet still played from behind in tempo because Caleb is a BUM who couldn't get things going until AFTER Purdy scored 2 tuddies
>>152733475>no dat road win in horrible weather dun count
Christfags are so cringe
>>152733534they played like shit, dumbass. their fans are calling for all the coaches heads.
>>152733556>nooooo it don't count!
>>152733335Move NFC North to the second spot and swap East and South and it's correct
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>>152733251That was the one to me that most showed that it was. Solid grip on the ball, dragging both toes, as evidenced by all the rubber flying up.
>>152733071>The cursed Panthers playoff scenario is still in play
>>152732777They at least fought back for the entire game
>>152733288Heem came from the Rams. They even got a dei draft pick when we hired him.
>>152733295all of that is irrelevant if he doesn't have control when he hits out of bounds
Peaked in November award.
>>152732915Wish they never changed this logo, the new logo is a plastic soulless abomination
>>152732982Their best logo was 1944-50
Yfw croatia wins da world cup
>>152728471Also you can add Utah ML for Free MONEY and here's the second parlay for today it's a 3 NBA teamer.
I have another 2 team parlay or straights for CBB, both ML potential.Southern Utah and Utah are ML worthy.
anybody here with a mybookie account, is it currently showing you "There are no games available for your current selection" while logged in? appreciate any input
>tfw too big brained to bet on a Bijan Robinson TD>Rams offense completely dead>Another fucking defensive TDMan
I made a 1 dollar parlay that would've gotten me about 100 dollars in profit. I was pretty butthurt cause the lions lost and fucked it up but now that the rams lost too I feel a bit better.
It's over.
>>152731996constrain your foot under something heavy then try to yank it away
>>152732183Yeah looks like 21 got tripped up by Jacquez and stepped on Jokic's foot pretty hard. Damn, feels bad for nuggetbros.
>>152730287How does this affect his game he's not really known for his athleticism it might just slow him down
>>152731996Go frame by frame and focus on his knee.
>>152732352if it slows him down he might get even better.think about it
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>>152726028he's a quadroon IIRC
>>152725915If a West Indies team were created, even capped players would be allowed to make the switch, same happened with Montenegro I think.
>>152725119>still loses to Doctor Congo
>>152725119bludclaat blake is going to let one in the first five minutes of the group stage then sit out the rest of the tournament with a hamstring itch
>>152725119>McKenzieHe's not even starting for us, maybe he would be a starter with them.
>Xmas is coming
Didn’t know she was a racist until the news of her death
>>152721153Is she related to Justin Langer?
>>152722785Nah, Allan Langer
Proposed 2026 NRL rule changes:>After being scored against, the conceding team can choose to kick off or receive.>Benches expanded to 6, but only 4 players can be used in a game.>If an attacker drops the ball while attempting to score over the tryline, the defending team restarts with a normal six-tackle set from the 20m line (changed from a 7-tackle set).>Penalties only given inside 20m (changed from 40m).
only change I like is the extended bench. the rest is just about trying to make the game more fair for the shittier teams instead of forcing them to actually get good.
HOWEVER
>>152732495 he was all over the news for spanking Siranni's bare bottom bright red at the Bike Shop last NYE
Damn, Reffies have cockblocked like three touchdowns in a row now.How are they this powerful bros?
So it happened AGAIN
>>152732428I get his style mixed up with Blues Traveller. That's who I thought was playing, with Matthews my second guess.
>Passes to Shaq to win 3 rings>4th ring goes down the toilet cuz he no longer wants to pass and wants to play heroball>somehow is ranked by people as high as lbj and mjHe's definitely the best rapist to ever play ball, I'll give you that
>>152674393A forward who shoots more often from inside 3 feet of the basket makes a higher % of shots than a shooting guard that shoots more often from greater than 3 feet away. Imagine that.
We settling this whole debate with a simple roll. Disregard everything above this post>24 = GOAT>08 = Top 3>Odds = Overrated>Even = Complete shit
>>152731712roll
>>152722304>>152731803How was your 3 day ban
>>152731712Rolling rolling rolling
Would he have been the absolute GOAT if he didn't suffer from exploding knee syndrome?
>>152689668no, because he is a fat tranny chaser who is worshipped by sub 90 iq monkeys not even top10 strikers oat
>>152707905He didn't even fuck the trannies
>>152708364Lol lmao
>>152689668He already is, even with his injuries
>>152702473FPBP
