previous >>153291486Official schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleDay 1 Stoat Edition
Curling is live >>153288108>>153288108>>153288108
>>153295501Womens SlopeStyle is also live>>153295432>>153295432>>153295432
>reports are coming in the 2026 winter olympics is already running low on condoms; needs emergency shipment
the most hideous mascots ever created
>>153295528Send me in boss
i only watch to see the fails and/or career ending injuries
>>153295541Slopestyle just saw a fail.
>>153295528i volunteer
Can't sleep. FOMO already setting in. I hate the Olympics.
>>153295541
>>153295596>he didnt change his sleep schedule a week agoNigga, I just woke up fresh and ready to watch all day
is it really a sport if gravity is doing all the work?
What even is the Milano theme?I havent been able to decipher whats actually the official theme.Whatever it is, its absolutely nothing compared to the Paris theme which is great and was immediately recognizable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-0W4qsc3Vw
>>153295639The forces of gravity on earth are largely imparted on us because of tidals from our large bodies of water.Its all ice and snow over there, so therefore gravity is not actually affecting these ladies.Checkmate
>>153295625If I sleep during the night how will I post in off topic threads?
>>153295529they cute
wonder if any of me frens are here
>>153295707What are "they" exactly?
>>153295715
>>153295695Thats the gimmick, olympic threads are basically off topic anyways
>>153295715ermellini :3
when are the sports where they wear unnecessarily skintight clothing?
>>153295734These cuties are native to My State and several others. No one ever told me...
>>153295739luge this afternoon
>>153295612stupid amateurthe real trick should have been catching the flying ski and putting it on in the airthat's top scores right there
>>153295734How many other animals are there?
>>153295763Its Tricky
>>153295739unnecessarily? none of themvery skintight? all the sledding sports and speed skating ones
>>153295739there's no such thing as "unnecessarily skintight" >>153256068
>The stoat was introduced into New Zealand in the late 19th century to control rabbits. However, they have had a devastating effect on native bird populations; as such, the species was nominated as one of the world's top 100 "worst invaders".[3]Why didn't Australia take them to fight the emu war?
CUTE STOATS
the GOAT of winter sports is starting right nowthank god we can actually comfortably see it this time, because alpine skiing was horrendous on the last 2 olympics
>>153295770There are about 1400 different kinds of animals in the world. When Noah filled the ark with every animal, he took a pair of each, and 7 of the animals that chew the cud and have a split hoof. Those animals are clean and ok to eat.Its crazy how he rounded up all ~6700 animals that day and put them on his boat
where can i watch?
>>153295819to be fair, the industrial backdrop of beijing made it memorable in its own twisted way
>>153295739speed skating 3000m women, in 5 hours from now luge in 2.5 hours
>>153295819Is there a thread yet?Mens Alpine starts in 20 minutes and its the first Medal event of the olympics
Waaaaait a minute ... curling ... is just lawn bowls on ice ??
>>153295837lol the factories behind the slopes were kino>>153295833get a VPN and stream BBC or CBC
>>153295866that's pretty much how it startedscots were playing on frozen rivers with rocks
>>153295874Are there a lot of ads with BBC? Do you have to sign up like CBC?
How come the curling players are so beautiful
>>153295898Affluent people prioritize health and beauty standards with their children.You have to be affluent to do most olympic sports, especially winter.
>>153295884no sign up and no adsi've always used CBC but hate all the new "Gem" shit, and after they put ads in the opening ceremony for the first time, i switched to using BBC this year and it's great so far
Good morning east coasters. Anyone want something from Dunkin?
>>153295826w-what's happened to the other 5300 types of animals?
>>153295924Im gonna fire up my vpn and try it out. Peacock is showing ads every 4-5 minutes during slopestyle and its starting to piss me off.
>>153295924bbc always detects my vpn. what's a canadian post code i can use?
i'm watching the curling via streamed.pk btw
>>153295833BBC. I'm Discovery+ though. I'd rather the BBC have everything like it used to, but £3.99 to get it all isn't bad.
me hanging out in the tree
>>153295856thread for the fat men >>153295968
>>153295930Is it one with a Baskin Robbins attached?
>>153296002yup, i want some glazed doughnuts
if they wanna win why don't they just go faster than the competition
>>153295935NEVER use NBC. their coverage is downright terrible and they shouldn't be supported in any way. those fucks deserve to get sued for ruining the olympic spirit and mismanaging their streaming rightsalso sorry, i misremembered, i did have to do an email confirmation>>153295944i just switched between a few different servers until it picked an IP that they didn't detect was a VPN. for postcode i just googled a random one in london, that shouldn't matter
Eileen Gu is on my screen :)
>>153296050she fell like a loser
>>153295990First Medal Event is on NOWMens Alpine>>153295968>>153295968>>153295968
i've never seen the snow irl
why is her profile pic so sassy?
>novel norovirus running rampart around the olympic village, swiss hockey team in quarantine, czech speed skating legend Sablikova will DNS 3000 meterswhy can't the grandes just stop giving the world new pandemics?
>>153296126It snows in Australia during summer. Check it out sometime.
>athletes spend years, decades, even, training for this>anons guun to the hot chicks instead
drone view is neat but I could do without the BZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153296249I've never heard this in any other Olympics. Surely they've used drones before though? Is there no noise suppression?
>>153296249not again...
say something nice about him
i'm autistic i'm just sitting here thinking about the logistics of an event this large
shit feels dead here compared to beijing
>>153296518pace yourself its been on for like an hour
>>153296527events started 3 days ago
>>153296047never had an issue with NBC, hopefully that continues to be the case. just got the first "ad break" on the downhill after 30+ minutes, no skiers missed, and it wasn't ads (because of adblock?), just a pretty "coverage will resume shortly" screen.
>>153296481I wanted to volunteer when Boston was set to host and then our faggot pedophiles backed out once they realized that despite all the corruption there wasn't enough grift in it for them.
wake me up cakesliding starts
Womens Hockey is startingNippon vs Deutschland, Axis Power Prelim>>153270964>>153270964>>153270964
>>153296518/sp/ has been dying for a long time, the olympics used to bring a ton of people in, but its really really dead. Its the fucking weekend and people arent in here.SAD!
>>153296601lol for some reason
>>153296610super cazzies don't want to enter captcha. not my problem. this is more comfy.
>>153296547did you volunteer for the figure skating world championships last year? I went to that and had a good time
>>153296651the mongoloid who came up with the star captcha should be hung up upside down by his balls and then stoned to deaththe biggest retardation ever createdfucking ai bots can solve them in miliseconds while it takes humans 10 or 20 seconds
>>153296651Do people in other countries have more advanced captchas or something? Playing spot the difference with triangles and circles is the easiest captcha 4chan has ever had.
>>153296657No, no one told me that was happening. You must be >>153296374 which makes me more sad.
When does everything start? I wanna tune in to watch my murrichads dunk their nuts on the rest of the world.
>>153296668olympic only cazzies probably have to do it like 3, 4 or 5 times with like 3-5 choices per captcha whilst chads such as myself only have to do it once (1/1)
>>153296676damn sorry bro. if i makes you feel better the girl that got away for me lives in boston and i was too scared to hit her up while there. TD garden had good food at least
>>153296678https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
>>153296668Browser fuckery, I think: I keep getting the semi-circles and the dice on my laptop, but the stars and Space Invader shapes on my desktop.
>>153296668you only get those after you solve enough the advanced ones (which you have to solve 3 times to post once)and when your cookie changes, you have to start from beginning again
>>153296686Did you have the arm length slice of pizza?
>old lady neighbour is boiling to death in summer heat>i have 4 aircons on while watching the winter olympics/comfy/
>>153296668I get not required more often than a puzzle on desktop but even then it's just picking which shape doesn't belong. On ph*ne I always get the star spikes and cube shapes triple challenge.
>>153296715i had this. but ill try pizza the next time
back to bed for me, only other thing I kind of care about today is snowboard big air in like 7 hours
>>153296716>february>summernice try brucie
>>153296668There seems to be graduated system.Ive been jumping OS's and Browsers recently.The more you post the easier the captchas get.Half the time I get captcha not required, and if I do need a captcha its 1 single compare the 3 objects.I posted on a different browser and it timed me out for 300 seconds, and 5 super hard captchas
>>153296742I never saw that but the pizza is good it's $15 but it's at least 2 slices worth of pizza so it's not an awful deal for arena food.
>>153296750>if I do need a captcha its 1 single compare the 3 objects.That's the one I've consistently gotten since the beginning. Maybe I got the dice one a couple of times near the start? But the complaining makes a lot more sense if some have to do multiple now.
Didn't even know this was on desu
>>153296763>>153296763Bruh. Muricans will unironically defend this shit sipping on a $15 Light Beer KEK.
>>153296763hopefully i can share that with her one day. and hopefully the wu tang clan at city hall will take bribes and host the olympics one day
>>153296797No, beers cost $20 there.
What are you guys using to make Webms?
>>153296866webm for retards or whatever it's called now
>>153296866...my computer...
>>153296866OBS, Webm for Lazys
>>153296744wtf
>>153296862We had protests at my local hockey club because beer is going up from 5,20€ to 6,90€. The whole block walked out for 5 minuts and shit.
>>153296905Did it work?
>>153296909We will see. They will tell us after the olympic break. Its probably going to be something like "we heard your feedback and its going to be 6,70€ instead of 6,90€. Nothing ever happens
>>153296866OBS and the webm script for mpv
>>153296945Yeah they accounted for this, unfortunately. Las Vegas of all places has intentionally cheap concessions because they wanted to brand themselves as family and local friendly so the locals don't hate them like they've come to hate all the other sports and everything else that is obnoxiously expensive there.
Finnish skier just went down
>>153296975yea. Its still affordable compared to american standarts. season ticket cost me 350€ and thats on the more expensive side
Playing the price of experience.Quintessential Finnish routine.
skiathalon is very silly looking
https://www.olympics.com/it/video/luciano-pavarotti-nessun-dorma-live-a-torino-2006AAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE ME BACK
When is figure skating and are there going to be any cute girls participating?
I will try to find cute posts on their ig for us
>>153297066yes i've already got my waifu locked in https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/24784
Holy lmao this name. Hearing her say it is even funnier
>>153297065>it's been 37 years
>>153297048Too warm for it.
>>153295970>I'd rather the BBC have everything like it used toHave ALL Olympic broadcasters gone to shit between 2024 and 2026? We used to get commentary-free streams for every event on Sportv, this year they decided to not make anything available for subscribers but 1 (one) channel with whatever they deem most profitable. Sometimes not even live. If the CBC and BBC have also cut back on additional streams, surely the Olympic Broascasting Company is to blame.
>>153297083It’s her birthday next month! You should get her something
>>153297090https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/51108 hello based ministry?
>>153297105She has a new fan (me)
>>153297102yeah like a ring and a house with a rink in the backyard for her to skate on while i watch and cry at how pretty she is haha but i am very alone
>Diggins
>>153297083I share a birthday with her but I wasn't born in 2007...
>>153297123found the problem
She’s in 54th right now but in the podium of my heart
I recognize that chirp. They're using Motorola XPR radios.
>two Italians medal in first eventSuspicious...
any reason why they are giving the medals just after the event?Since I started watching in 2010 they made a separate event for all the medallists of the day
>>153297083Any cute blonde princesses? I went through the list and it looks quite grim. Maybe we should have made an exception for Russia in this one sport...
>>153297174The waiting never made any sense. Do it now while they're all excited still.
>>153297083You bastard. I saw her first!
>>153297163My ears flicked as well haha
4 6 8 Nice
Business idea: a butt cam during transition
>>153297198yeah, I prefer it this wayjust seemed weird that they finally changed it
cute!
>>153297201That's not true. I watched the ceremony live. My jaw actually dropped when they showed her.
>>153297268Maybe the Italians are just smarter than everyone else.
are these cross country athletes celebrities in scandinavia
>>153297306ANTONIO MEUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONEHE WAS ROBBED. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.
I'm disappointed with the women's skiathlon cameramen. No detailed ass shots so far.
Which country should i feel bad for in hockey?
>>153297335Winter Olympics really is a gooner's paradise. So many skin tight outfits and giant bundas
>>153297335Wokensess has ruined another cultural event
>>153297174it's probably just italian laziness
>>153297172we are playing at home, they are very accustomed to the track
>>153297176For me it's brunettes but maybe Sofia Val.
>>153297355Don’t forget the figure skating cuties
why the fuck does luge have drone cameras kek
>tfw you will never spill American secrets to CCP agent Gu on your honeymoonit’s not fair bros
>>153297381FEAR
the Swedes must have upped their Asthma game for the olympics
>>153297394Please click all of their name audios and tell me who sounds the hottest. Thanks
i just saw all their thongs up their asses
>>153297347The first team USA is playing against. It's going to be a bloodbath.
>>153297412According to the announcers, they just have better wax on their skis lmao
Karlsson wins lol?
Is women’s luge just professional cameltoe?
american luge lass is big as fuck
>>153297438I haven't heard a standout voice yet but she does sound American https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/38502>is americanIT'S ALL SO TIRESOME
isnt this illegal
>>153297489not in my state
is this an athletic build
>>153297466Get your mind out of the gutter
that sledding course is assway too easybobsleighs are going to be even more boring
>>153297501Me in the white
>>153297466and Skeleton is professional ass-showing. Do you have a problem with this?
>>153297451spider tack bros...
>summer britcher>winter athletewhat went wrong?
I am watching the women's skiathlon and wondering what their uniforms smell like after the race. I have been on /sp/ too long
aside from Snow Boarding and Hockey. What are THE sports to watch for the Winter Olympics?
>>153297534How much sweat spills out of those suits when they peel them off?
>>153297536Ski Alpin, Ski Jumping, Biathlon
must be embarrassing coming dead last. even if you just did something 99.999% of people can't do.
How many gold medals has your country in this years winter olympic games so far?Switzerland - 1
>trying to navigate to women's luge on Peacock>app freezes>We need to update your app>log out, log back in>Navigate to luge again>adThe fuck am I paying for again?
found my olympicfu
>>153297501this is her is this an advantage in luge
>>153297556Nah they're going to go back to the Olympic village and have a non stop orgy with the fittest people on earth for next two weeks
>>153297556Yeah but then you can go back to the Olympic village and come first
>>153297556i dont know how common it is now but i know in the past, the last place people were usually like rich guys from monaco or luxembourg that ski as a hobby and just went to have a good time
Did they add more layers to these suits so we can't see their asses anymore? Lame.
>>153297584>ew, you came last?>...where's chad? anyone seen chad?
>>153297573Peacock really does suck >Pay for 4chan pass>Still get a one minute lockout between postsThe fuck am I paying for again?
I wish I grew up doing winter sports or some shit instead of playing vidya all the time. Maybe I could’ve had a cute Olympic gf
>>153297598i've seen several thongs shoved up asses
>>153297603The time you save not doing captchas
>>153297615Can we see some high resolution evidence
>>153297622i had my recorder off coz i didn't think anything will happen but its on now
>>153297335Cameramen are not told not to focus on asses anymore. Seriously. They get fined or fired if they linger too long.
>>153297632how is that the cameramans fault? he can only shoot whats in front of him. that's the directors fault.
>>153297572https://app.podiumsport.it/You guys are projected to get around 5 gold medals.
>>153297610Or you wouldve gotten a terrible injury and ended up playing vidya in a wheelchair
>Television only broadcats cross-country skiingzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ
>>153297536Bilathlon just for the sheer spectacle, and curling because it's comfy.
she wasted like 20 seconds grabbing a flag
Great effort that an asthma sufferer can win the biggest endurance event.
Sweden RAPED all competition it's straight up humiliating
>>153297536Pretty much anything aside from figure skating
mens slopestyle in 5 minutes
>>153297659What's he on? Doesn't this never happen?
>the 30k was killed for this shitwomen ruin everything
>>153297536speedskating I prefer long track but short track is good too
*spits on you*
She just won gold!
>>153297574Slavs are all crazy. Be careful, anon.
Do you think they go back to village all juiced up on endorphins, adrenaline, and Swedish nationalism and then have hours and hours of hot athletic Swedish lesbian sex??
>>153297572We have one gold aswell :)
canadian lass is big as fuck too
>>153297716No they play with Legos.
>>153297716masturbate BEFORE posting
>>153297715>Muslim Bosniak>SlavNo
>>153297489>krumme>krummy
>>153297727>Watching women's luge practice to goon instead of medal eventsUhhh based department?
>>153297716They build ikea and play minecraft
>>153297733difficult to fap when they keep cutting to the womemes events
>>153297733before, during, after, it's all the same
>>153297556Coming last is sovlful as fuck though
>Previous Olympics>Have a main channel showing a few specific sports with Australians in it and the same highlights (x20)>Their website though had each individual event with an international feed so could watch everything>This Olympics>Only have the main channel>Individual events behind a paywall on a completely different serviceHoly fuck this is awful.
*jiggles*
>>153297610It's expensive as fuck. That's why it's mostly white upper-middle class sports.
>>153297742this isn't aerodynamic
Why don't they use a 300 pound person for Luge? Wouldn't the extra mass + gravity equal more speed?
>>153297774The broadcasters get together on Epstein Island to come up with ways to make it worse for the viewer.
>comarella
>>153297774i thought i remembered the summer olympics being all individual streams. 9 wants moh moneh and expects you to pay for stan now.
>>1532975721, we also have 1 silver.
TOP OF THE TABLE STOP THE COUNT
>>153297686I watch figure skating for her. It's worth sitting through Johnny Weir's gay-ass commentary.
Why are there brown stripes on the ice at Luge track? Did someone...?
based frida
>>153297781>>153297795Haha could you imagine if you were laying at the bottom of the track and her pelvis impacted your face at like 110 kph haha
Stop the count!
Who will be last?
>>153297800because there are turns on track
>>153297852Yes.
>>153297876Informative headline as always.
>>153297845Why does her face put me at ease and lower my blood pressure?
STOPPA RÄKNINGEN
*in heavy Canadian accent*Buongiorno, amici miei What are we watching?
>>153297834Yeah. If there was a hype moment happening in a specific event it was only a click away. Really comfy and fun.
>>153297845She looks like a kind princess
>>153297889>mad hooker
>>153297781is laying really an sport?
So is the only skill in luge hang on as tight as you fucking can?
Seriously the olympics website has to be the worst piece of shit ever conceived. I have no idea what the FUCK is on right now
>>153297905>adding russians to the table for no reason what so everfucking ziggers need to die
Freestyle should have a big mountain event like Freeride World Tour. These manufactured courses seem a bit soulless
The hapa who just finished is cute
>>153297774Summer Olympics were Channel 7This is Channel 9 which has always been shit with Olympics coverage
>>153297784It also requires massive discipline. My bro does skeleton and its a full time hobby. Almost made the Canadian Olympic team.It requires more discipline than vidja players are capable of.
>>153297924Watch women's Jiggle Luge anon.
>>153297845>>153297904>>153297915all me
What sport is on right now?
>>153297924Peacock isn't much better, but at least they have Gold Zone.
Oh if you get lapped you aren’t shown to finish?
>try to watch slopestyle>this event will begin shortly>go to multiview>it's on there>click on the multiview screen>this event will begin shortlyI'm beginning to remember why I hate peacock. It also pissed me off yesterday when I was watching a curling replay and it cut to figure skating out of nowhere for 5 minutes then went back
>>153297958Men's slope style qualifying
>>153297924what the fuck are you on about?it's clear as day and colour codedhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
>>153297958Red dot means live rn
>>153297956The pause arrow looks like it's kissing her cheek
Mad steez on slope style
>>153297924I'm using the normal NBC.com website and it seems a lot more manageable to track whats currently on. Requires a cable subscription though.
>>153297971sometimes Peacock gets lazy and just shows what's on broadcast tv.
>slopstyle
>>153298007I had to take pictures of my screen like an animal rather than risk losing her forever trying to break DRM.
>>153296866I just screen record and then crop it
they are using drones for the luge runs but i haven't seen a single footage from them on the broadcast
>>153298056I bet she is getting raw dogged from multiple angles right now
Another cute luger!
>>153297936No, Channel 9 was the broadcaster for Paris 2024 and will remain the broadcaster up to Brisbane 2032. Channel 7 had the Olympics before that.They both had the same setup with individual events so the only thing that changed was making an account on the channel9 website.
>3 g*rms in the top 10 in Luge
>>153298070Private VIP feed available for goon connoisseurs
>>153298075That would make me sad.
I'm liking the lady commentator on the luging. obviously it's just the training runs, but she seems really relaxed and not trying to Tell a Story or anything stupid.
>>153298088that's not surprising at allit's a german and austrian sport only
>>153298056Here you go Boston anon https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?family=editorial&phrase=isabeau%20levito
Some absolute units in this luge competition.
>>153297784>It's expensive as fuckxc skiing is dirt cheap lol, get a grip
>>153298158says the fag who lives in snow year round
>olympic thread>its just anons simping for every girl that appears on screen
>>153298158He's a burger, have you seen the price of their asthma medication?
CBC isn't even showing luge, what a failure of a broadcast
>need big tits for greater mass >big tits block your view past your cooter to see the trackQuite a dilemma
This fucking commentator won't stop lip smacking and I'm about to rip my fucking hair out
bisonYES.wmv
>screamin semen
>the inspiring music over slow mo shots of jiggling thighs
>>153297536curling
>>153298158In the US, winter sports are really expensive. Like $300/day for lift tickets at shitty local mountains sometimes.
>>153295739GOONCALENDAR?
This OBS intro is pretty sick as always
>the screaming semenwhat the fuck is NBC on?
>>153298182yes. and?
>>153298189Wonder if they need to strap down their fupa.
>>153298206average waiting room at the asthma clinic
>>153298206Weren't there 3 Swedes in the breakaway? What happened to the last one?
>>153298189big ass is the real meta
>>153298182First Olympics on /sp/?
>>153298218This joke isn't that funny. Anyway we're trying to goon, keep the focus on thighs, tummies, booba, and jiggling mons
>>153298112Is it on bbc? Im not getting discovery+
>>153298171our commie utopia pays for our snow, what have your gubmint done lately?
Luge is over, what's next?
gigachad...
>>153298187They are probably seething from the strongly worded complaint I sent them yesterday.
>>153298247I’m tuning into axis powers hockey
>>153298234I'm watching via streamed.pk - bit of a mish-mash but it's mostly Peacock content I think. US + GB curling in just under ten minutes
>>153298224Ded. But she’ll get her gold at the sprint
>slopestyleThis is just a fake event they made up to give us more medals right?
>>153298242We let two private corporations buy all the mountains in the US and they have been increasing prices relentlessly for last 10 years. Like it's literally 5-6x as much to ski now as it was in 2015.
Winter Olympics watching is much more manageable than summer. I’m running two screens easily without missing much For summer I needed like four screens minimum to watch all gold medal events
>>153298133she kind of looks like rabbitfu from /tv/
dude in the cross-country skiing crowd looks like Bruce Willis
Kirsty cute
>>153298281maybe it is him
>>153295763kek
>>153298293He wouldn't know, either way
What are we watching boys
Are there any genuinely good must-watch events to look forward to?Only thing I have on the list currently is the speed skating (short and long track).
>>153298296Does he look lost?
>>153298312i'm a poor so whatever they decide to show me
>>153298275wtf, gravity and right to roam is literally free. Sounds to me like there's not too much to "land of the free" anymore, just a fallacious marketing gimmick.
>>153298247>Luge is overthey're actually doing the 4th run right now, but it's not streamed, i don't know why
>>153298312Any cuties in the mixed doubles, or not worth it?
>>153297536biathlon and both forms of speed skating (long and short track) are kino
>>153298312Ice rock bores me to death so I'm just waiting for Speed Skating to start in 1.5 hours
>>153296218>>153297335>>153297632>>153297648>heOBS went on rampage to hire ton of camerawomen and directors and staff like GENDER QUALITY when 80% of staff is now womenhttps://www.obs.tv/news/825> Two-thirds of leadership roles in broadcast operations were held by women, complemented by targeted initiatives to increase female representation behind the camera and in commentary roles. These efforts reflect OBS’s unwavering commitment to promoting equality and inclusion in all aspects of Olympic broadcasting. >Two-thirds of the 42 OBS Broadcast Venue Managers and Deputy Managers were women, up from 50 per cent in Tokyo 2020. Similarly, two-thirds of the Broadcast Operations Centre staff were women.Female commentators made up 37 per cent of OBS commentators at Paris 2024, nearly double the number at Tokyo 2020.>Approximately 35 female commentators will be hired by Games time (out of roughly 92 total positions), raising the percentage of female commentators to nearly 40 per cent at Paris 2024. This represents a nearly 80 per cent increase compared to Tokyo 2020 and a more than 200 per cent increase from Rio 2016.
>>153298327I think Czech lady is pretty
>>153298327Stefania Constantini is back. I want her to throw a wooden spoon at me.
>>153298337>girls wear extremely skintight clothes that show off their entire body>the cameramen are somehow at fault
Any events I should be looking forward to today?
>>153298361member when the germans tried wearing these things and i still fapped?
>>153298337The number of women in the venue production teams will also be increased, with an emphasis on roles that produce images, with the hopes that this will lead to more equal portrayal between male and female athletes at the Games.In order to further raise awareness and call for gender-equal and fair representation of athletes across all forms of media and communication, OBS contributed to the Portrayal Guidelines of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) by sharing its broadcast expertise. The guidelines aim to help broadcasters and all communicators promote balanced coverage and fair portrayal of sportspeople in all their diversity.
>>153298355Based stefiposter
>>153298355Dont talk about my wife
>>153298337I am going to constantly complain about the camera work and direction
Curling is back
>Bongs vs BurgersKino.
>Television doesn't broadcast anything anymoreIs it really over for today ?
>>153298394there's no double standard thereyes, men objectifying women are horribleyes they are objectifying menthey're not saying they aren't horrible themselves
>>153298382>>153298387she looks exactly like a girl i knew from the sopranos part of new jersey so i'm starting to think italians might be white
>>153298422>Is it really over for today ?yup, they closed the whole country
>>153298419how many tonight?
>>153298422Sign up for a free account on CBC Gem and watch with a VPN.
the skill gap between men and women slopestyle is fucking extreme
>>153298428last event today is figure skatingit starts in 6.5 bongs
>>153298361>>153298337>>153298378>>153298394thats the worst part by trying to avoid "SEXIST" shot the footage start to look like it was by retard with zooms on snow, gloves etc. missing action for the fear of showing ass for picosecond
a milf flashed the camera during the summer olympics... it's too cold to do that here...
>>153298429Don't get tricked by young Italians. They all transform after 40.
>>153298467>saggy mom titsyeah I'll pass
>>153298467
>>153298467>tennis with mommy
>>153298494God bless the french
>>153298462Bro its always been like that kekI remember last winter olympics, Men were doing extreme stuff like 720 spins, flips, etc. literally putting their bodies on the line if something goes wrong, meanwhile the women does one spin and its like "WOW SHE REALLY WENT FOR IT THERE"
>>153298486>saggyboy she was tight
>>153298490>if only you knew looks
>>153298472Isn't that a longer shelf life than most other ethnicities? I can live with that.
>>153298465we did lads, we achieved feminist utopiagender quality is when women outnumber men
how did sneeden get gold and norgay got bronze in snow related competition did their dopers drop dead
>>153298472Not true
>>153298515omg shut the fuck up already and go have sexit's not that fucking hard
Why are the women yelling in the curling so hot?
>>153298508Most don't completely change their composition.You see a middle aged Italian woman and a picture of her as a teenager and it's a real wtf moment.
>>153298527pšonku
what we watching?
>>153298406HAAAAARRRRD
>>153298567Brits dominating the USA in curling.
>>153298574YES MAAM
>>153298564Where is the next Tinto Brass supposed to get his start?
>>153298567Skiflop aka slopestyle
>>153298494>>153298490He looks like the dude from the Trivago commercials
>>153298394Men don't give a fuck, when was the last time someone objectified you?
>>153298530Because you imagine them screaming the same way during sex.
>>153298604>wanna get away?
>>153298616never...
>>153298625What is sex?
>>153298530we like bossy women that take control?
>>153298440dzie ten curling transmitują?Transmitują go w ogóle?Mam ochotę se obejrzeć
Gold Zone is back!
>>153298634idk
>>153298646Shut the fuck up, Eastern Bloc.
>bald dumbass knocks his own stone outthanks amos this will get cute stefi another gold medal for sure
>>153298646gesundheit
>>153298634it's the thing they do in the village after competition ends for the day
>GB vs USATime to show sweeping dominance.
Do they re-pebble the ice after all this sweeping or are there just smooth lanes all over the surface?
>>153298722Prefer not to say
I like the brit chick
>linea
>>153298722they pebble after the 4th end
>linea buona
Speed Skating: 3000m (Women's) - Final in an hour
i only like the bobsled adjacent events.
>linea perfecta
TECHNOLOGY
>>153298764Were there any heats for this?
>>153298732locked>>153298745keyed
channel 9 australia fucking sucks. they are only showing it on 1 channel. when 7 had it they broadcast every event on separate streams
>>153298795Nope, its a medal event.Conijnbros unite!!
>>153298819vpn to finland and use yle
>>153298795the individual distances have no heatsthe mass start has 2 semis into a finalteam pursuit has an elimination bracket system where the winner continues
>>153298819>As of 2025, Nine Network is the second-rated television network in Australia, behind Seven NetworkThey'll never make #1 at this rate...
>>153296866Made a Webm Tutorial video, its easy and non tech savvy people can do it. After setup, it takes 20 seconds and a few clicks to make a WebmThe more people on /sp/ making webms the better.>download, install OBS and WebmForLazys>start OBS open settings menu>Video settings, choose video size (output will be webm size)>Output settings, recording tab, choose your folder to save videos, recording format MKV>replay buffer tab, Enable replay buffer>close settings>open stream in firefox (any browser with picture in picture), click on the PiP button, video pops out as its own window >right click in sources box, add source>window capture, choose "firefox picture in picture" in the drop down>video now shows OBS>click Start Replay Buffer>resize picture in picture stream to the size you want to watch on desktop>black box in OBS is your final video output, what you see is what you get.>resize OBS picture, drag red bars till it clicks into place and matchesNote, some companies like NBC block recording, if you get a black screen google how to "Turn Off Hardware Acceleration" in your browser.OBS is done and actively recording 30 seconds on loop.Watch something you want a Webm of, press the Save Replay button to the right of the replay buffer buttonThe last 30 seconds is immediately saved to your chosen folder>open webmconverter>click browse for input file (folder chosen in OBS), choose the replay>processing tab, click Trim>drag slider to the start of your webm, press Set Start button, drag to end press Set End, click confirm>encoding tab, choose mode Constant>size limit, choose 3.95, enable high quality modeClick convert button, you have a webm that is upload ready for /sp/ in your folderSo add video source at the start of a stream, turn on buffer. Start watching, see something cool, click save replay, import, trim, and press convert. WA LA its done!https://obsproject.com/https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
>>153298819So did channel 9 for the 2024 Olympics. Locking it behind stan is new.dlhdDOTsxhas been okay for me finding the events that are on. American channels though.
>>153298858/g/ could never
>>153298819looks like they have paywalled it to the stan streaming service which they own. i'm pretty sure that is illegal under anti siphoning laws
>>153298858>tfw your broadcast is drm protected
>>153298883Turn off hardware acceleration and it cant actually block OBS
>>153298883turn off hardware accel in your browser and it should work
>>153298858You can make mp4's and disable the sound for an even quicker capture
Theres something satisfying about that perfect slippery curling ice surface
vaguely curious: would there be an advantage to being left-handed (curling to the right) if your opponents are right-handed (curling to the left)?
>>153298909They should do Summer Curling with baby oil on smooth concrete
>>153298819Gotta give them your hard earned bread shekels for Stan if you want your circusCan't even get away with a free trial either, it's locked behind the Stan Sport add-on too
is there going to be a speed skating thread i haven't seen any dutchbros around
>>153298935This will be in LA28.
>>153298858isnt 720p too low nowadays? I also wonder how people with script do it saw few people doing it that way
>>153298858>DesktopMSIGive your computer a proper name. Absolutely soulless.
>Raygun embarrassed Australia so much they're forcing Aussies to pay for anything Olympic related now.
what are we watching
Any TV station that has VODs?
>>153298877They're still showing the Olympics with it being free to air.Advanced quality of life improvements being locked behind a paywall is perfectly fine (legally).
Martina Sáblíková won’t skate in today’s 3000m
>>153299062too much village fucking?
>>153296962this thing?https://github.com/ekisu/mpv-webm
>>153299068Norovirus epidemic in olympic villages
>>153299099yeah you can set a config to remember your settings
my girl's locked in
>>153299068FUCKED IN ALL HOLES BY THE BCB (BIG COCCOBACILLI)
>>153298957>isnt 720p too low nowadays?Its just the final width and height of your webm, and has nothing to do with quality. The bigger you go, the harder it is to get good quality under the 4mb restrictions here. >I also wonder how people with script do it saw few people doing it that wayThe mpv webm script and webm for lazys both use ffmpeg so the conversion is the same, and the actual workflow is the same. Just trim, pick a start, end, and then convert. Its not that much different, just preference.
Italian curler is cute.
>>153299118is that a sex disease?
No one cares about slopstyle
>>153298961MSI has tons of soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AX81gv5aM
>timeoutjinx
#6 seemed pretty smooth as fuck
/speed/ in 35 minutes
how were the Opening Ceremonies? totally missed it.
>curling has a shot clock>each team can take a time out to pause the clock to discuss strategy Why not just make the clock two minutes longer?
>>153299228kinda lame. but not as bad as Paris.
>>153299042Italian women owe me sex
>>153299242There were some ok bits
>>153299228Saw a guy dressed up as cupid running around in ballet shoes before turning it off.Turned it back on to see three rows of models walking around with White, Red and Green suits. Turned it back off.About as gay as Paris' dancing DJ section.
>>153299276I don't know why but curling is retarded yet satisfying to watch.
>>153299228It was fine. You know the filler/fluff stuff that every ceremony has?The whole ceremony was nothing but fluff with no real high points of interest. Cauldron does look vaguely satanic so thats cool The best part was the olympian walk in, because they had a neat 4 way stage (with a swastika in the middle). Tells you something.
when are the ladies in tight suits coming up?
>>153299335Booing Vance and usa wasnt fluff. Absolutely based by the Italians. But NBC cucks muted it.
>>15329933926 minutes.
>>153299228Better than Paris or Tokyo, not as good as Beijing 22, nowhere Beijing 08 or LondonI cannot remember Rio or Sochi at all
>>153299304That was the closing ceremony, my dude. That was actually fun with Tom Cruise jumping off the stadium and Snoop and Dre getting back together to rap in LA.
LOL SWEDEN
>>153299367*nowhere near
>>153299349They did?
Wust and Schouten are ready!!
>>153299367sochi was great they had circus shit rio was all about their history with slavery
I wonder if snow tastes the same as ice
>>153299447Yes
>>153299447The difference in texture makes them seem way different. But taste is about the same
>>153299373Oh yeah
>>153299447ice is tastier than snow
>>153299447Try the yellow snow, it's lemon flavored
>>153299504For me its choc ice
>>153299373Everybody hates Snoop Dog now because he like Trump
>>153299398Yes. The world hates maga. Despite what the orange retard and his cronies tell you cucks
>>153299496I dont care what anyone says.The paralyzed guy who was breakdancing single-handedly made Paris opening ceremony a success
why did he take off his ski
>>153295905Wtf does "affluent" meanWhy do you spam that wordStop using affluent
>>153296962>>153299099that thing is magic holy shityou can even crop inside the player
>>153299559Affluent means higher than upper class, but not 1% ruling class. Both parents being doctors for instance.
When figure skating today? It's the only shit that matters.
>>153299349>Booing Vance and usa They booed israel as well Anti americanism is on the rise
>>153299543alright, now i think the boos were in your head
>>153299596Ok mr caste system
>>153299624>>153299624>>153299624speed skating thread
>>153299596Baffling post
>>153299543Calm down troon. You lost
>>153299585is there a quick way to open a stream in mpv? without having to open developer tools etc
>>153299645what exactly did he lose?
>>153299596Why not just say "wealthy"?
>>153299680cry
>>153299686Doesn't sound smart enough
>>153299683his dick
>>153299543>The worldoh my international law!
you just know all these american goys were snipped by their jewish masters
>>153299710What a ridiculous word, "affluent"Im not even trying to be mean, i just hate it
>>153299686who thishe cute
>>153299619Faggot you know you can watch any international coverage to see it right?But keep slurping orange pedo cock fag
drones sounds are annoyin af
Austrian skiier looking zesty
>>153299427The only thing I remember about Sochi is that all the snow kept melting. Leave it to the Russians to host winter sports in a resort town.
>>153299772the booers were untrained so it doesn't count
Speed Skating just went live. Here we go!
>>153299767I dunno i got it from some imageboardNot sure if its AI
>>153299772how much does it pain you to write faggot in order to try to fit in here?
>>153299786Now injured after severe rectal trauma
>>153299792i remember the tarps with storefronts painted on them they hung up in front of rotten buildings and the billion dollar road that fell apart immediately
>>153299767Xocithl Gomez
>>153299610It's the last event of the day, I believe.
>>153299683We lost all power globally and any influence we had. But maga losers can't see this. They are too busy thinking about girl cock as seen in his response.
>>153299751>>153299686Its just a term specifically meaning "very wealthy".Wealthy can mean very different things depending on who you talk to. There is no ambiguity with affluent.I wasnt the original anon who said it, and its not a particularly rare or obscure word. Im just kind of confused why you dont like it so much.
>>153299848>We
w-we're not gonna get embarrassed by the Dutch again.... r-right?
Rip Italy
Does anyone want to kiss me?
>>153299816It doesnt. Ive been here longer then you since before storefront ruined the site. Kill yourself fag
>>153299865I suppose it makes sense if you use it in a political context. But the topic was winter sports
>>153299881doubtful because you write like a menstruating redditfag
>>153299917>But the topic was winter sportsI mean, poor people dont do winter sportsNot a single one of these olympians you are watching today has ever had a job
>>153299939Stefania Constantini was working at a North Face shop last time.
>>153299937you're so coolwe're all clappingbut can you go back to your /pol/shithole please? thanks
>>153299939You mean, these people are relatively _wealthy_? Yeah, maybe
>>153299937Ok snowflake stay mad cuz I can write in more then memes. Migger
>Director and cameramen desperately trying to avoid any shots of assesWhy not just broadcast a black screen and give us text results? Or have the women race in burqas?
>>153295935CBC Gem is still good. You can pick to watch whatever event you want, go back and watch any event that already happened, or just watch the actual hosted livestream.
>>153300021Stop giving them ideas
>>153300021They were told last olympics to stop objectifying women
>>153299965nigger hes the one that started crying about politics out of no where>>153300004every post of yours is some lame buzzword like snowflake and le orange man
Death to USA
>>153300127So they are buzzwords when you dont like them? But cool and good when you use them? We can all see your faggotry anon. You cant hide it.
>>153299965>Everyone i dont like is /pol/
new >>153300194>>153300194>>153300194
>>153300177You said you can write more than in memes which is clearly wrong, but anyway, the Olympics
>>153300259Ass blasted anon stays mad. Proves faggotry accusations.
>>153300304You sound deranged
>>153300350Using a vpn to not be accused of samefag is some ridiculous shit. You're completely btfo
>>153300534lil monkey dude
wait wtf... it's in italy this year?
