>>97250936
>Thirty minutes and ten more fire fights later, I have little to report to the Major other than “Its chaotic in here”, “the situation is in flux” and other such nonsense
>Noteworthy encounters included a bottomless Nordican woman dropping down from above and trying to face hump me, watching five zombies trying to escape a locked room from the other side of a basement window, one of those pyro cultists setting himself on fire while trying to use a flamer that had recently been damaged, and two Felinids tearing apart a Gretchin with their bare hands

>>97248902
>>97249132
>Be Old Krampus, “Lesser” Daemon of Slaanesh
>The second Blood Bowl game has begun, just as Hen-tai wills it
>The Orks have mostly left to go to the city of New Yur, and Vashtorr’s army is chasing some of the Slaaneshi back to Exmus to force them to watch the Blood Bowl game. Vashtorr’s army is in turn being stalked by Sobek’s army, the few among Sobek’s followers who are still sane that is
>I don’t know why this “Morris the first” has decided to help me, and I sense he also plans on double crossing me, but for now, my objectives are being met
>I turn myself invisible, head to the Slaaneshi section of the stands, and then turn myself into an obese, deeply intoxicated looking cultist who few would have any reason to disturb so I can watch the game, and control the fans, in peace and quiet

>>97247939
>>97245890
>>97249132
>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa
>Khorne’s Realm is an unpleasant place for a Slaaneshi to be, or any non-Khornate-daemon for that matter
>For starters, everything is roasting hot
>All my clothes burns or melts into nothingness in no time, and even that mysterious Necron artifact I used to mess with Sobek and her army is rapidly melting
>The unnatural heat makes it hard to maintain my human form, and even damages my daemonette form, at least cosmetically, so now I look like a half-human, half-daemonette that got left in the oven for too long
>There is no real risk of long term damage though, as long as I get out of here before the Slaaneshmas Day truce between Slaanesh and Khorne ends
>I try talking to a few bloodletters and other Khornate daemons, but they all just deal me that “Shisrak” deals with these sorts of things
>I think I have heard of Shisrak before, Daemonette Brittany mentioned meeting him at some sort of Slaanesh-Khorne peace ceremony that happens only this time of year
>Well hopefully he shows up soon, since I don’t like it here, I am probably missing my mentor’s debut Blood Bowl game, and I still want to figure out what the deal is with Priscilla and the Space Marine

>>97250694
>>97250653
>>97248866
quick explanation from Spencer anon
i figured using the Assprilla character to explain why Spencer could use the tags since Analstasia said only high ranking slaanesh hosts could use it
i used the joke about the TSA being an inverse of the regular TSA where slaanesh forces get their requests inspected to make sure its heinous shit or worth gifting not that Assprilla is high ranking again
didnt mean to cause confusion just meant to be a quick character reference since last time she was mentioned she was forced to work under Diane who was also a human turned daemonette so i thought it fit that she approve something to disrupt someone in a similar situation
sorry for confusion to rest of thread

>>97249132
>>97251110
(okay, looking to catch up on things in general a bit here back at the stadium)
>Be Seer Delwyn
>Huh?
>What just happened?
>Felt like I zoned out for a while there
>Did I doze off again?
>Wouldn't be the first time.
>Blink a few times
>There's a few more pits and cracks in the box window and spalled shards strewn across the floor
>The stands seem to be settling down, there's no gunfire and the next game is starting
>Looks to be Slaaneshi versus Khornates
>Interesting
>Looks we're going to be going up against one of them next round

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>>97252061
because thats how they are portrayed in.. what game is it you are playing, again?

>>97252104
D&D it says in the OP

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The DND general is over there.

>>97252108
right, but dnd has many settings and worlds.
nogames wouldn't realize that tho.

>>97252141
FR

>>97242531
Look, not all flavors of space marine should have a kill team, yes grey knights and "khone" Berserkers are space marines too.

>>97242531

If I were in charge, I'd do a Space Hulk themed season:
>Terminators
>Genestealers
>Eldar wraithguard
>Legion of the Damned

And then I'd stat up all the Blackstone Fortress stuff to throw a bone to people who own those figures.

>>97249055
For a Space Hulk or Space Crusade theme to really work, KT needs a blips system

>>97249087
pls no blip

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So do ops on vantage terrain always have light cover from enemies shooting that are lower then them? The rules on battlekit seemed inconsistent on that.

>>97251936
All me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtoG-4dLM4&list=RDDffUW2BsSes&index=2

recent WoD anime.

>>97252047
I don't get it

>>97252047
It's just generic anime with some magic #875

>>97252105
Onis, Werewolf, Tengus, Vampires, Witches,

>>97251331
Very cool I like him and look forward to seeing how he plays into the story.

>>97251909
Why would that be unfortunate for me? It's unfortunate for them but I don't care, I will ignore the shitposting in the same way I will ignore the arena, nothing changes. And we don't even have enough anons for shitposting either anyway.

>>97252011
>And we don't even have enough anons for shitposting either anyway.
explain the last 10 threads

>>97252040
They weren't in the festive period? Anons have shit to do now, they don't have time for shitposting. They had time back then. The proof is that even the attempts at shitposting lately are very shortlived. The shitposting will sadly come back with the rest of the anons after new year's, or maybe after the 6th-7th, depending on where they are in the world.

>>97251681
Awesome! I don't know if I put it in a writeup or just a mental note but I hadn't previously had Liang Ba visit the north before. But since the timeline matches up nicely, I am happy to change that so it would be his first campaign. But since he would be a footman with a fake name I don't think he would have been notable back then. I guess it could still be useful for setting up links in the modern era though which would be very cool.

>>97251776
I had him as around 33, no more than 35.

>>97251679
>Reading the card explains the card.
Actually, it doesn't. Murktide Regent's +1/+1 counter ability is linked to Delve.
Valgavoth's ability is NOT linked to the Delve it would gain.
Read Rule 607 to understand.

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>>97251524
>cards you don't control
>cards that would be put into the graveyard

>>97250121
>Fuck all wow lore and the associated faggotry
Tbh i hated playing as arthas and leading him to victory. Again. Motherfucker should have lost to illidan or at least sylvannas. Fucker really had everyone against him and still won. Always hated that they make him so powerful storywise but his moveset in game is so ass. I didnt even wanted illidan to win, i wanted kael to win dammit

>>97251804
I fucking hate how Valgavoth is just a total, unexplained departure from the aesthetic of Demons in MTG across all planes.

>>97249713
Is there any possible option that would be better than Bible Black?

>>97249983
Brother, if you think that all games are the same, that baseball and RPGs and chess and solitaire and Dwarf Fortress and Call of Duty and charades and beer pong are all fully analogous with each other, you're so clueless about pretty much everything related to any kind of a game that I'm not sure if there's a point in continuing this discussion.

>>97243183
>These comics are just Polandball but homo
Fixed

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>>97233279
Grognard here. Scottish Dwarves are D&D-specific. Many early D&D novels included scottish-accented dwarves. This is because one of the earliest sources of inspiration for D&D was Poul Anderson's "Three Hearts and Three Lions" which had among the first "scottish dwarves" depictions. After that, many fantasy series ran away with the scottish dwarf trope (Warcraft being probably one of the more popular examples)

>>97250094
They are all structured according to rules that challenge various aspects of player skill and luck.
They are all consistent with what can be done by who, how they can be done when and where, and why.
...except for TTRPGs, according to the storyfags, theater kids, and eternal worldbuilders that inhabit these hallowed halls.

If the term "game" doesn't apply to an activity, don't call ita game, simple as that, "brother".

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>>97233279
>Humans
>Jacks of all trades
>in a world full of hyper-specialized species

>>97250800
Nice larp, nofriends. This is going to blow your mind, but a lot of people have a wide range of interests and it's very unlikely that anyone will 100% match up with all the same interests as you.

>>97250075
Have you tried a "wargame" that isn't 40k? 40k attracts the absolute bottom of the barrel cretins to it because of its similarities to competitive video games. Personally for me I play Warhammer Fantasy, and I think by virtue of it being an old game that was dead for many years, mostly existing in a time before the widespread dissemination of the internet, and, perhaps, having more focus on narrative storytelling through gameplay, rather than meta competitive shit, I find that WHFB players tend to be older, have long term relationships, be better socialized, and tend to have a, generally, decent standard of hygiene and fitness (I can't remember the last time I played against a total blob, at worst it's manlets with a bit of a gut). However don't feel like you have to now go for WHFB, just look around the other wargaming scenes in your local community, there's a good chance at least one of them will be majority populated by, relatively, normal people. 40k is slop for piggies so attracts piggies with no discernable taste who value quantity over quality and generally have underdeveloped brains.

>>97251959
/wfg/ is just as pathetic as 40kg, and somehow has even less fully painted armies

>>97250075
>Why are there NERDS in the tabletop community?

Gee, I wonder. It was never like that before.

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>>97251959
Good luck finding a game that isn't 40k nowadays. You either have to conjure your own group (fight against normalfags who DO NOT want to learn), or be lucky enough to have someone else do that very thing for you (extremely rare). There is a reason people first experience non-40k shit on table top sim rather than real life.

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>>97251802
>>97251826

>>97251872
>you will never be exsanguinated on a pagan altar by a thicc Latina vampire
Why even live?

>>97251939
Are you even trying?

>>97251826
Oh spare us.

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>>97252008
Mad cuz you know I'm right. Magic literally already proved me right, actually.

>>97251810
Again with the schizophrenia believing posters are all the same ones. Also, why are you so hell bent on blaming Sorcery for all your misgivings?

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Hey guys, i was looking for scans of Aquarian Age TCG, the cards themselves and it's artbooks, but i haven't found anything. Any of you guys have a clue on where to search? Thanks in advance.

>>97251919
First I heard of it and sounds interesting. Gonna look into this.

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>>97251731
>Jeet pedo
>hates hand drawn art with sovl

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anyone try the godzilla card game yet? havent heard a peep about it at all from anyone, even really die hard goji fans.

>>97238715
>Very disappointing that they would rather create a new 'pseudo vintage' format instead of supporting the existing one.
I agree with the sentiment but I think you're still misunderstanding the situation a bit, turning explorer into "tournament pioneer" was feasible not just because the most important cards were already on the client, it was also because pioneer is the nonrotating format with the smallest card pool, there are only so many cards not on the client currently that could suddenly become competitive and force them to include them in a hurry, vintage isn't just the power 9 + banned legacy cards, it's the entire 30 year history of magic, the premise of turning timeless into "tournament vintage" is just completely beyond their scope

historic exists because the timing of introducing pioneer was not coordinated with the arena team and the game needed a nonrotating format to deal with rotation and timeless exists because we kept getting cards banned in historic without having anywhere else to play them, neither of these formats were created with the idea of eventually transitioning into other formats, they're just results of arena having to deal with all the stuff they keep shoving into standard sets

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What deck are you using to bully Izzet Lessons?

>want Rob Alexander shocks
>don't want fake retro border on cards that were never old frame in the first place
15k saved

mmm i fucking love adversarial rigged algorithms. so much fucking fun to log on this game and click the play button
5 fucking opponents in a row hogging priority, there is literally zero fucking chance this happened without being rigged. i was forced to lose each game too. they find a way to hog EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE FUCKING PRIORITY and drag a fucking 2 minute game out to 10 minutes several games in a row and i never had a chance to win any of them, it's a fucking humiliation ritual. fuck the jewish retards who made this game. i hope they all get cancer and die early

>>97251834
This. Only stinky, dirty, sweaty, and retarded third world niggers and bots “play” this “game” anymore.

>>97242821
It seems monster-catching is not destined for traditional RPGs

>>97242868
The did happen. They even had backdrops and props to trigger those effects. The real problem was it was infested with investors meaning once they left they didn't have any money. One of its biggest investors a rapper convinced them to do cyrpto.

>>97242821
>>97242868
I bought two starter decks and a bunch of booster packs for absurdly cheap (somewhere in the ballpark of 90% off) last year because a FLGS was trying to clear out their stock. If I can find someone stupid enough to play with me I'll give the game a fair try some day.

>>97242821
it WAS big, then faded, pretty normal
Now sorcery is its successor

>>97242821
>card game about cryptids
>generic "you are a sorcerer summoning monsters" backdrop
>generic spell cards like "fire ball" or "cold mist"
>a million different equip items that are all pretty much worse than just playing a spell
>regular ass lands like "ocean" or "forest" and like 12 different categories of them
This game was maybe 1/4 baked at best
>>97242868
Oh yeah how could i forget, basically every card is a massive wall of text and 90% of the """meta effects""" were "wear a silly thing". Oh and there was a limit on meta items you were allowed to use, and combo items counted as seperate things, so if you need something orange on the table and a plant in your FoV, bringing a pumpkin counts as 2 items.

Gonna first time DM a one shot for 4 brand new people in a week or so.

I’ve played one DnD campaign (LMoP/DOIP) weekly for about 8 months before it ended. No other experience.

What should I know?

>>97252004
Be prepared for it to be a shitshown. Just try to have fun and accept some wacky shit will happen.

>>97251310
>maybe something that isn't entirely-combat, but a strong amount of it
That's every game I've ever played.

>>97252004
>first time DM a one shot
they wont get to the end on time
be prepared to montage through stuff you prepped to get through the boss or to have to schedule part2

TQ: 3.5
BTQ: Where the playerbase is

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>>97232116
Fuck sniggers.

>>97251725
Conan would fuck snake girls

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>>97251626
>Many agricultural societies would take the opposite tack, because snakes eat what's eating the stuff you grow.
Just because a snake hunts vermin doesn't mean it won't lash out if you make a wrong move out in the fields, which people spent a lot of time in thus raising the likelihood of crossing paths with one. Not to mention lack of modern construction methods made it easy for snakes to enters homes looking for food or shelter.
>Christian, definitely.
Non-denoms really went off the rails and unnecessarily emphasizing inconsequential details; Moses used a bronze snake to cure snakebites and Jesus told people to be "wise as serpents".

>>97251879
Venomous snakes are highly avoidant because hunting said vermin takes the use of their venom, which they cannot just spend on every fucking bite. While a lot of agricultural societies did pick up cats instead, ones that were fond of snakes for pest control existed. And that aside, a lot of non-venomous snakes, or those that have venom that only really poses a risk to invertebrates or birds or another actual prey target that is never humans, also run what humans would consider pest control if they weren't frothing religious zealots that thought they needed to behead garter snakes with shovels because Satan talking snake something something.

>>97251045
From my experience, most character deaths come from the GM underestimating just how dangerous a monster (or their environment) actually is.

>>97250948
The GM will just ramp up the encounter difficulty if you do that, leaving you back where you started. Except now you don't have any wiggle room and MUST minmax each fight.

>>97251862
You know what they say. Never get between a rat and his cheese.

>>97250948
>take an easy win because the GM forgot about some specific interaction or whatever
Fair enough
>run away from every encounter that doesn't have a 100% win chance
Faggot shit and I'll kick you out of my table and keep the players who want to actually play

>>97252075
Cry, bitch. I'm simply smarter than you.