Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97252878Literally every BE deck that has topped runs both the primite cards AND the crimson dragon package. However, if he's not running the primite cards (i assume he's using 2-3 neo kaiser and bingo machine?), and he's also NOT running the crimson dragon package, then what is the payoff of the deck? Just double spirit (that tags out into ultimate spirit and moonlight/lightstorm) or spirit + seals? Brick-eyes gets raped by nibiru either way, might as well go for the giga board that crimson dragon facilitates.A budget list (no primite) always wants the crimson dragon engine, because its most minimal endboard is bad compared to a primite one, drillbeam does make all the difference. I'm genuinely not sure what exactly is stopping him from running it, because all the cards got reprinted this year, meaning they're cheap. Sifr is the most expensive and it costs about 3 burgers.
>>97252899>not running the primite cards and he's also NOT running the crimson dragon package, then what is the payoff of the deck?Magia obviously.
>>97236661I don't get why reddit and pro-trads support those cards. No, faggots they shouldn't resolve more
I haven't bought sealed product in like a decade, its not functional for draft, not functional for new players and largely wasteful. So tell me why this game hasnt adopted the LCG model yet? It would be better for competition, sets would retain more value longer and there wouldnt be nearly ss much cardboard clutter.
>>97253339>I haven't purchased product in a decade>Product is still successful and operating after an entire decade of me not buying said product>"Why haven't they switched to a different model?"Well gee shitlock, it's a mystery to everyone. Maybe they just hate money? Do yourself a favor and think about the things you write before you post them.
>Halflings to do the farming>Dwarves to do the smithing and mining>Gnomes to do the researching>Elves to do magic>Humans to do the fighting (and thus, the ruling)This seems the obvious perfect order to things. Humans don't want to be the peasant farmers, we want to be the knights and lords, but somebody has to farm, somebody has to smith, etc. Why not have the other races do the menial peasant stuff that they specialize in anyways?
>>97251874rulers don't fight, they sit around and tell people to do stuff
>>97251874Only psychopaths want to fight and rule. And then the peasant revolts happen and the leaders undergo humiliation rituals that forever emasculate their legacy. Deserved end.
>>97251874If elves do magic, they're the ones ruling, you humies are just going into the mobic cube for your magical overlords.
>>97251874What if dwarves who make all the weapons and armor and the elves who have all the magic say they wanna rule too. Gonna fight them with no swords, no armor and no magic?
>>97251874>Why not have the other races do the menial peasant stuff that they specialize in anyways?'Cause I like exploring & writing (mostly) homogenous fantasy communities because it's neat to see & think about how other fantasy species might do things in a vacuum outside of their more obvious tropes. What are Halfling blacksmiths like? What do Elves have as a farmer equivalent? How does Dwarven Court Magician culture differ? What do Human minorities do in other non-Human majority communities? How does an all Gnome society function? Shit like that tickles my brain. I'm fond of a good, "diasporic community of Halflings/Dwarves inside a larger Human community", but I wanna see what's going on in the home country too.
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>>97253294Again, there's no need to "check". It's the first thing you see. Using your own analogiew it's like hating hitler before you knew he was a fascist, or being mad at arby's before you even realized they closed down your local shop to be replaced with it. Your little performative "wait they have ROUND bases ?!" was just kind of lame, all there is to it.
>>97253309All I read is "waa waaa how dare you dislike this game I love more than my own dignity, waaa".
>>97253187it came without saying that the added elements have to be properly designed and proportioned in the first placebut, sure, lets run with one of them, lets fix the tacky symbols, flaring armor pieces, proportions of weapon and shield, and then close the helmet properly, give it a bigger headgear, and a bulky cape
>>97253342>little catty redditor comment gets called out for what it is>throws a tantrumKwab
>>97253342You struck a nerve, the shitposters have fell to namecalling.
What are the festivals in your setting like?
>>97252819Don't ask a question when you don't want an answer
One town queues up like they're british every year to get their face scanned onto paper by a magic device, like some kind of massive yearbook. Takes about a week of nonstop work to get everyone done, so people play games and have food on the side.
>>97252193Pretty historically accurate, so mostly an excuse to have gigantic orgies.
>>97252193You first. Detailed and specific.
>>97252618It isn't, it's just a regular surveypost. Puck only uses threads as a vehicle to show off his AI commissions.>>97252193You first.
On the spectrum of rubber forehead aliens to complete starfish aliens that are made out of silica and breathe methane, where are YOU specificially comfortable with. Does there come a point where an alien becomes too weird for you to "relate" to in order to include them in your games as playable races?Personally I am fond of aliens that look plausibly like they could have evolved in a different world and have no distinguishable lineage to earth life, even if they share some superficial features.
>>97250174Not a strict necessity.
>>97251653I'm sure people have repeated it for ages, just like many other memes (gum taking seven years to digest, etc.).>You can also see it from the 2013 Las Vegas Star Trek conventionWhich placed the bad ST3 higher than the good ST2009 and Galaxy Quest.
>>97250408Presumably the exact age would be cultural, like it is with humans (there really isn't any specific biological reason why it's not OK to have sex with a 17 years old but it is OK with an 18 years old, 18 just happens to be the number we've decided on as being old enough to have the necessary mental and physical development to definitely count as an adult). Probably whatever age they reach sexual maturity plus a year or two to make sure.
Some aliens may reproduce by having pollen spread that fertilizes whoever it touches rather than copulation, consent probably isn't done the same way with such aliens.
>>97251832I'm so sick of this "muh 4 limbs is most optimal" line of argument. Our number of limbs has NOTHING to do with some sort of biological optimum. Our number of limbs stems from our evolutionary history from how our bodies develop during the embryonic stage. If there was some sort of evolutionary pressure towards small limb counts we wouldn't see arthropods with limbs numbering from 6 all the way to over a thousand depending on the clade and the species.The reason landbound vertabrates have 4 lims is because we evolved from a 4 limbed ancestors, and the way our bodies develop makes it very, very hard for extra limbs to be cleanly added to our form. That is because the bodysegments/tagma in chordates are heavily fused, including our limb producing segments, thus essentially in order to produce new limbs you'd need a series of mutations that solely duplicate the parts of the genome responsible for limb development, in a way that these extra limbs still cleanly connect and join the rest of the bodyplan.In comparison, something like a centipede, whose bodyplan retains entirely unfused limb producing bodysegments, can just replicate those segments as they grow in size without any issues, as if they were just adding identical beads to a rosary string. Whereas for vertabrates, if we use similar comparison, the parts of our bodies from which our limbs grow out out, are all tangled up in the same body segments that also develop our internal organs and shit. Essentially, our torsos are a product of multiple bodysegments fusing together in our early evolutioary history, leading to the 4 limb configuration.Same process is why insects have just 6 limbs, or why spiders have only 8 limbs and so on. Once body segment fusion happens it is very hard for evolution to untangle it.
I've been told the standard D&D character is now a human female fighter and the fighter section has had gender neutral language replaced with she and her to accommodate the fandomDo all the boys who play really just want to be girls? How do we make them want to not be fighters or humans? Why aren't tieflings the most popular?
>>97253271idk
>>97253277dumb fuck
>>97253271More women with abs, less landwhales.
>>97250307Seems like survivorship bias. Grognards aren't sitting around taking D&D-related questionnaires on behalf of a company that hates them. Further, the majority of men probably also play a different edition, or a different tabletop altogether.
>>97253271Tickles my pickle. Toned abs make me hard, toned back muscles make me come.
>dwarf speaks>scottish accent
>>97250094They are all structured according to rules that challenge various aspects of player skill and luck.They are all consistent with what can be done by who, how they can be done when and where, and why....except for TTRPGs, according to the storyfags, theater kids, and eternal worldbuilders that inhabit these hallowed halls.If the term "game" doesn't apply to an activity, don't call ita game, simple as that, "brother".
>>97233279>Humans>Jacks of all trades>in a world full of hyper-specialized species
>>97249983This is peak nogames.
>>97251646Anon, I'm going to assume that you don't actually play these games, because if you did, you'd know that mechanically defined activities such as combat and more freeform roleplaying happen alongside each other in them. They're games. They've got mechanics. They also include non-mechanical things, such as in-character discussions. These things coexist comfortably, and they're parts of the same whole.
>>97233279>faggot who should have been scraped out of his mother with a hook posts>garbage post
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>>97250476Its pretty interesting actually. When I first heard about the story, my initial reaction was "Oh wow, tunnels in New York, next you're gonna tell me someone found freeways in Los Angeles." But turns out this location has been embroiled in a legal dispute between two different Orthodox sects for decades now. The synagogue itself is the HQ of the Chabad movement, and apparently some students -who claim their particular sect rightfully owns the synagogue- straight up tunneled under the building in an attempt to occupy it. Which is pretty wild. Then the media saw the words "Orthodox Jewish Secret Tunnel" and just started freestyling.
>>97253028>Go back to getting raped by True Fae. lmao, the sleeper cannot distinguish between the true supernal realm of Arcadia our Acanthus brethren strive to reach and that emanation in the fallen world, sad.
>>97253242You know, I never thought to actually look up the background to the story. That IS pretty funny.
>>97253109What if he just shave every night?
AI Slop of lovely young Acanthus, Adamantine Arrow Talon wearing enchanted kimono that allows Invisibility and Flight.
Why were so many of the "OG" game designers insufferable faggots? It seems like the vast majority of game designers from the 70s and 80s were self-obsessed dickheads who openly hated and looked down on their customer base. There were obviously exceptions, and some like Gygax would go on to regret and apologize for it, but still, what made so many "professionals" back then such fags?Pic related: WFRP author James Wallis's response to a letter criticizing how railroaded The Enemy Within campaign was.
>>97253110>1Acceptable>2Wrong>3Wrong>4Doesn't make any sense with your answer to 1. >5Doesn't make any sense with your answer to 4.>6Doesn't make any sense with answers 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5.>7Doesn't make sense with answer 4.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97253276What are the rest of the days in a tenday if they've got Sundays
>>97250997They made a game, not a polished big corporate product
>>97253276>2. WrongLmao, How would you know? As far as the people of my char know the universe is a bunch of floating continents that are tied with silver cords to the central pillar of creation that is the source of all light and life. There is no lunar cycle. There is no real day cycle either. Nights are like solar eclipses where another continent gets between yours and the pillar.>3. WrongObjectively correct actually.>4. Doesn't make any sense with your answer to 1. Why?>5. Doesn't make any sense with your answer to 4.Why?>6. Doesn't make any sense with answers 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5.Why?>7. Doesn't make sense with answer 4.Why?
>>97250997>Why were so many of the "OG" game designers insufferable faggots?Because they had to deal with people like you. Becoming misanthropes is a perfectly logical defense mechanism after dealing with self-righteous entitled ungrateful faggots like yourself as their players.
I have wanted to play RPGs for years and posted on /tg/ for like a decade, but have never found someone to play with. Finally my kids are old enough to play with me, but the problem is, I don't know HOW to play. Like, what is a game supposed to even look like? All the rulebooks I've read go over in depth the character creation and mechanics, etc. but none really paint a picture of the structure and flow of the game and what it is supposed to look like. Where do I start??
>>97249523It must've really bruised your ego to have your friendly, high effort post be likened to automated output of a webcrawler who scrapes reddit and google all day to regurgitate the contents back with hallucinated data and sources to indians.
>>97249700>Moldvay>cleric waifu>BargleBargle and the cleric are in Mentzer not Moldvay anon
>>97249710They have to show you the rope so you can take the knot.
>>97249395I don't get it.
>>97252792What are the pros/cons of this over B/X, which is what I was planning on going with
Post amazing terrain, amazing tables, and good looking games Rules: no slop!
>>97251756Holy fuck, I wouldn't have done that. Hope you're memeing and you didn't actually murder your wife's pet behind her back.
>>97251794>murder Bro it's a bird you gaping pussy
>>97213658Trench Crusade has been a fucking mess since its very inception. Anyone with any sense will have nothing to do with it.
>>97251221Whenever you go to stores, look around for random bullshit that you can just buy and turn into terrain. Electrical switch boxes, birdhouses, pringles cans, pvc pipes, shipping tubes, toy playsets, a container of peanuts that looks vaguely fuel tank shaped, etc. You'd be surprised how many of these items can be turned into nice terrain pieces if you just paint them, texture them and glue random shit on like straws, foam bricks, 3D printed doors and windows, corrugated paper, cardstock shingles, etc.
>>97252359Good advice. For example, I have a nice crenellated guard tower I picked up at Michael's for $5, in the birdhouse isle. :)
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>>97248909That's easy. Wizards have big tits for storing mana, so they tend to be round, melon-like to maintain the least surface area for the volume. Clerics have big tits for milking, so they have almond-like shapes, easy to grab and suckle on.
>>97248830Fuck off
How we feeling about tinyfolk?
>>97248830nothing about /pol/TF2 anouncer voice "you failed"but really anon your entire life has been a test leading up to that moment and you just failed it. thats it. there is no redo.we all cheered you on even at your lowest because we love and we care but there is no going back and no path to victory and acceptance form here. goodbye.
>>97248830Curious, how you don't include the actual game design question in your postmortem. A little embarrassed, perhaps? Or just retarded?
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Requesting GRIT Fantasy RPG
>>97253129Gonna take a gander of there then. I´ll come back if there´s still stuff I need. Thank you
anyone got mythic bastionland?
Any chance for a reup of Visions of kal arath 3?Last link is down
Hello! Is there anything like a trove of four against darkness stuff?I have the basic book already and would like to know more.
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
>>97253063>seasonal TQI used to joke about my dad being slow to understand board games. This year he was too sick to do so, and it won't get better again. You don't realize what you've had until it's gone.
>>97253063>>97253063>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?We play the same games or on an oft-chance they want to try something I try to simplify it as much as possible. It's not that they are complex games it's just that they think its complex.What games do other anons play with with their family that can be played by all.
I come to agree with last thread's anon on dale of merchants being the best deck building game, speaking of which, are there any other deckbuilding games that don't force your hand every turn?
Are pdfs disabled in your Cyberpunk (traditional game) setting?
>>97246999Why would I want to make a cyberpunk setting when we're already (effectively) living in one?
>>97250147So you can play pretend at having agency in your life and a semblance control over your fate (:_;)
>politicians all cheat on their wives>cheating on your wife becomes acceptable>new politicians all become homosexuals>being gay becomes acceptable>new politicians all become pedophilesThe blackmail meta is too strong.
>>97248202Ah shit, sorry. I'll remember the proper format for next time when this inevitably gets nuked for somehow being "off topic"
>>97253337This thread looks like the garbage spam clogging this board so the mods probably won't notice you're making fun of them.
