Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211652Rather Extensively i imagine!https://files.catbox.moe/k9vbmf.png
>>97211615Now we're gettin' somewhere.
>>97208124I like tadpole diplomat! But i expected more of a text that addresses the weatherman myth about frogs feeling weather shifts.Overall a nice card!
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>>97217108No, it isnt.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97216638You will never be a divine godlike being
I like the fact that this guy has done nothing but point out Gender:female, yet we've had a gender bender perk for literal years in Jurassic Park.
>>97216715>Not taking the gender bender option from the bodymod
>>97216632Sorry, horny is no longer allowed. If you so much as even think of showing an ankle, no chain for you.
Dear friends on 4chan,Olga-Marie’s true body, CHALDEAS, has also been revealed to be both Beast 7 (Maris Chaldea, sin: Analysis) and a fucking artificial model of the Root. This will apparently let it do things like anchor history but ensure it’s own planet has ZERO history, prevent Servants from being summoned by history manipulation or something, and /erase all alien life in the universe during a Texture update to ensure permanent human supremacy, at the cost of also seeking to wipe out all human individuality and emotion while maintaining the basic structure of human civilisation overseen by it’s deific avatar the Alien Priestess (who is also the real Olga-Marie) as per Marisbilly’s wisheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ihGDVM2LxXMThis is fucking bullshit.Sincerely,A man who is going to write a lot of Mortasheen perks tonight.
When did Warhammer go from being a game about making themed armies in cool campaigns into being a sweatlord tournament game where people whine about balance and how your models must be Games Workshop approved with the right weapons and no kitbashing? What even happened to campaign play?
>>97196278I would throw up a little in your mouth too if I knew wtf that faggot was talking about
>>97195868Around '98
>>97212115>Considering that many factors of WH40k were originally based on the scifi comic 2000ad, it suggests that this was always the case.There were no funko pops or sweatlord tournaments when that comic was being released.
>>97199655I call Wheels a tryhard. He choose his army to get an advantage for the win.
>>97207948The Meta min-max is what makes the game unfun. But people like tomwin and make everything in to a competition thats like work.
Wasted Edition▶Previous thread:>>97108804Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V▶TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97213727that's not really the reason. the mesbg stuff was always sculpted with more realistic proportions like historicals, but they used to be the same height as WHFB and 40k. it's just the mesbg stuff stayed the same size while the mainline games got scale crept to hell.
Is there a bookmarked PDF for warmaster Revolution? One on the site isn't, it's got one single bookmark in polish.
New necromunda book's out. Could someone give us the spoilers and confirm that the ongoing narrative is over?
>>97214794Fat Helmawr is back. Ozostium "I'll get you next time!" and fled.
>>97214931Who?
Without thinking about it, entirely subconsciously, you are trained by Pathfinder and D&D to safeguard your players. You are taught to coddle them! And when does this subconscious teaching happen? Not in ANY dungeon master resource. It happens before your first adventure, before your very first D20 roll.It happens when you create characters.In Pathfinder, character creation takes a ridiculous amount of time. I ran it for about six years, and I saw it take well over an hour, sometimes going up to two for new players. As a GM who understood the system inside and out, I could get it done in about a half hour. Losing a character in a game with such a painstaking character creation process is absolutely devastating. As a GM, you wonder if that person will bother to make a new character, or if they will just leave, and if they do, who will go with them? Will you even have a game afterwards?And enemy statblocks are the same way. You look at these massive text blocks that include three different saving throws, the type of hit dice, types and sub-types of creature, and perhaps most hilariously unnecessary, ALL SIX STATS. Who on earth looks at all that and dares think “I’ll make some monsters of my own!” Please understand, I’m not saying nobody makes their own monsters. I’m saying that it is an undertaking to make a monster with a statblock like that. Figuring out saves, stats, and heaven forbid you want to get CR correct, good luck with testing out that garbage.
>>97215768>old good, new badTell us more, this sounds like a fascinating and novel position.
>>97216292Can't wait for the Kickstarter for the official english version
>>97216930>can't read>slop reply
That is purely a pathfinder problem though and I don't understand why so many on this board feel like they have to run it because the world is holding a gun to their head and demanding it.It's not even a very popular design philosophy. Most new systems/games that are being released are a lot less bloated in mechanics. People not wanting their characters to die isn't really due to the char creation process but rather due to not wanting to lose all the hours spent on playing it in my opinion.
>Flame Princess, Dark Streets and Darker Secrets, the Black Hack, the White Hack, Paranoia, Death is the New Pink.These games are more modern than Pathfinder, therefore they're shittier.Checkmate.
RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>Splicers>Nightbane>Savage RiftsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97208087>>97209768Thanks, I got more.
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>>97215336One, because I thought it looked cooler and tapped the nature of biker gangs.For the other, hovercycles cost ten times as much as mdc motorcycles with Golden Age bikes (140mph, 25 mdc) costing only 11,000. I figured shell shocked slack jaw defectors would be strapped for cash.But Im talking about posting on mobile. It gives a catchy not required and then fails to post stating that captcha was filled incorrectly.
>>97215931>But Im talking about posting on mobile.Then it depends on which mobile app you're using. It needs to be updated to properly load the new captcha. Update your app. You do understand that it works on a "one of these things is not like the other" basis, and that you have to wait for the cooldown timer to hit 0 and show "Done", right?
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97215921Closest I got was my party getting hired to clear out some forests my a merchant (djinn who was fucking with us) who didn’t mention they were infested with beastmen and orcs and it was gonna be a lot longer than a single “get in fuck shit up and loot” job and we were bound to this thing.My Paladin led the charge into an orc camp and started going kill-crazy as his barely sentient/primal force moon maiden patron flooded him with zeal and wrath.At the same time, one the chief’s concubines, who didn’t like being a meat sock for this dink made her move and the party catches up and sees buckethead popping off and being helped by an equally berserk she-orc and the two tore the chief apart.They got along great after that, she became a recurring character and I retired that character with him and the orc leaving for the “little house on the prairie”No coomer shit, just the DM taking the cliche and playing it straight (hyper-loyal orc wife where violence is foreplay) and his way of saying my guy was more orc-like than the orc in the party
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>>97210899>russian accentkek my sides
>>97195837That's a very cute and based artstyle, Anon. Nice job!>off-meta character buildAlso quite based.
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Again EditionPreviously: >>97179191▶ Thread Task: Atmospheric locations, set the mood.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You know, ever since vicemayor Mallus Plagus took the mandate and conscripted all residents to erect the massive spire in place of the city hall, I've been thinking he doesn't have our best interest at heart.I mean, strongarming the coroner to destroy the autopsy report for the dessicated corpse of our old mayor was kind of a dick move, and after this story got published, all the media people got to be awfully quiet on that front.The horrible nightmares didn't let me sleep, but fortunately, HR noticed that it wasn't just me, and we have 30 minutes sleeping breaks at the office to increase productivity.That blond foreign lady is kind of hot, but I'm not into tattoos.
>>97216937Something like this but no whiskers and fur on the body is what I'm going forBut even the nose is hard to get right, it either goes fully furry or not at all. Body fur just doesn't seem to be much of a thing or it gets fucky fast
>>97217019Okay, so for the nose, you want a feline style nose but no real snout with whiskers?Other than that, it seems we're in the ballpark of what anime calls a cat girl but you don't seem to want it in an anime art style, correct?
>>97216971Last image of the thread. You're up for making the next one
>>97217049Welp, I've been trying and can't quite get >>97216937 with Bing. Gonna have to use one of them fancy new generators. Can't even get a feline nose with any consistency. Most gens came out roughly like this https://files.catbox.moe/j69w1w.jpeg
What "magical realm" and edgy stuff do you like including in your RPGs?For me is forceful genderbending spells that can't be undone.
>>97212934The villainess, Regina, was low in the Cult's hierarchy, so she had yet to understand that she joined an organization that was way more than the Illuminati with the serial numbers filed off. As for the serpentfolk... well, they fucking hate humanity more than everything (because ancient humans drove them to the brink of extinction and replaced serpentfolk as the top dog of Earth before Atlantis was even a thing). The Cult had sent Regina and her henchmen to guard the lost underground serpentfolk city that was discovered relatively near her area of operation (Oregon) and catalogue any artifact inside. She didn't realize that half her staff had been killed and replaced by serpentfolk infiltrators in the span of three days, including her head scientist (the sorceror). So, the scaly bastards had everything set up to recover all their valuable artifacts, murder her, and disappear back into the shadows to plot mankind's downfall as they usually do, with said mankind remaining none the wiser. Obviously, they only managed to accomplish the second objective.
>>97153880For me it's polygyny and default female bisexuality. In most settings this is trivially justifiable by a huge portion of young men getting themselves killed adventuring, soldiering, by marauding monsters, etc.Also cat/fox/wolf ears.
>>97153880What is the context of that image? Is not a battle book right?
>>97213553How do you feel about scheming evil kobolds? Cause I might have a story for you...
>>97215754I think of kobolds as redundant discount gobbos only good for midget tossing challenges, but I'll admit that's just because I'm still very pissed at my very first DM always playing them like vietcongs and killing off my characters back in the early 90s. So, I'm always up for a story in which they get btfo.
Why are the Blood Angels the only ones that are lore accurate?
>>97212619>>97213691>Nigga heil Russ
>>97204961>space wolves>whiteLiterally never been the case. Please learn to read before announcing you are a tourist.
>>97205432Trump hate video game and tabletop game
Warhammer would be immensely better off if they just said whites killed off all the non whites in the setting so there are zero black people in it
>>97217009>so there are zero black peopleThere basically weren't any until the last 10 years or so.
Whi built the dungeon?
The dungeons in my setting are there mainly because of climatic upheavals. The frost giants brought about an ice age to force humans south and expand their own territory. That lasted for centuries before they were driven back and the artifact they used broken. Because of that, mankind is currently reclaiming lost cities and clearing out the strongholds of giants and their allies. The sea level also fell during the ice age, so many new ports had to be built which are now undersea dungeons.
>>97207618>those aren't dungeons, those are just... dangerous places.Let me ask you a powerful question, "What's the difference?">>97207618>what's the point of saying that they are "dungeons"?Mechanical vernacular.
>>97182523The Dungeon Designer duh
>>97199531I like this idea, the adventurers delving into a massive dungeon in search of treasure, riches and fame, with the unknown prize being the undead lich Whi waiting patiently in the center. Echos of the Temple of Elelmental Evil and the Caverns of whatchucallit.
>>97197677Its essentially the metaplot of Earthdawn, which is the prehistory of Shadowrun.
Work in Progress, Pink Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97216901I got a bunch of these guys for cheap. I'm toying with the idea of making them plague monks or at least pestilens clanrats as they look a lot more rotten and feral than the older clanrats.
Electric static grass applicators worth it for Warhammer bases?
>>97216960Sure. I probably wouldn't outside of display minis, and not a real army. But whatever. They work as advertised if that's the effect you want.
>>97216909i hope things get better for you man, please hang in there! and thank you, i tried out a new technique with using makeup sponges for the underpainting before applying my acrylics and it helps a lot>>97216958i imagine you could proxy them pretty easy as pestilens, only problem is that the newer clanrats are monopose so there's only so much customization you can do. i do love the previous clanrats because of the customization and frankly i like how stout and goofy they are (also they're faster to paint because of the less detail)the big question is if the rumors about eshin models getting updated are true because some of those models are reaching eldar levels of old
>>97216323Give him a boob and a crab clawNo vagene though
>>97171444 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
has anyone played deadmans hand? how is it?
>>97212971At least the little faggots aren't holding not-lasrifles.
>>97215733kek was just thinking they'd make great base models for feudal guard. Give the little faggots lazors.
>>97212971I like em.
I am busy printing a huge bits box for Gaslands so all my bros can build cool cars for free. I’m just that awesome a guy.
Thanquol was the hero of the Gotrek and Felix books
>>97208100I bet Gotrek is a little slut and likes to power bottom for ah who gives a shit
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>>97213742Nope, they're /v/No one cares about TOW but vidya secondaries
>>97215865cope
>>97213742>>97214820How's your skaven army then? Care to post your painted minis? Surely you play them.
I feel like this edition has alot of objectively bad things about it and is absolutely where the alot of worst qualities of current editions showed up. But I feel like I prefer playing this edition compared to a lot of previous editions and 10th edition. Its a weird transitional period where there's still a lot of the old units that haven't been legended yet while still having the fucking Primaris lot. Its strange but I don't feel like I'm missing out on much staying on this edition and playing with friends casually instead of going back to playing the current edition.
>>97186108I like that primaris marines came out of it.
>>97212864Pretty much opinion exactly. It was pretty funny though how fast the excitement over 8th (oh thank god, 7th is dead at last!) turned to disappointment as it rapidly turned into its own form of debacle.
I remembering 1000pts of Eldar tabling 3000 pts of nids. I remember Eldar tabling Orks turn 1, fellow took out 100s of models, and didn't play a single one. We had a statewide tourney and the top 25 were all Eldar.
>>97213029Seconding a request for that
>>97186108There's an 8th Edition?! I stopped following the sales driven Churn in the 90s, have done my own thing and am I'm still enjoying playing 3rd-4th edition even today. Lets hope GW doesnt keep shitting out even more editions every couple of years, right? Imagine how sad you would have to be to just keep buying countless even shittier rules books just because the game company says you have to, to continue to play the game you already own and enjoy, right? LOL.
