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Christmas Edition

>Previous thread:
>>97173638

Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,
Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,
Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,
Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...
... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.

>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)
https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V

>TQ

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>>97258377
I guess I get psyched about starting a warband, and then look at them and it's all stuff like "Orcs actually want to just stand back and shoot" "Your leaders shouldn't be anywhere near combat" "Just give everyone a sling/mace (depending on army" "Don't arm anyone with a shield or armour" and it's like, well, what's the fucking point of anything if the only advice given is "Everything is sub optimal except X for this warband"
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>>97258986
Mordheim is just a fucking dumb game that is propped up by nostalgiafags and 28 trannies. Let's hope GW remakes it as a grimdark answer to Trench Crusade but with good rules this time.
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>>97259001
>Let's hope GW remakes it [...] with good rules this time.
When has that ever happened?
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>>97258986
The point of games like Mordheim or Necromunda is that they're modeling project, with an immersive ruleset to bring those models you've made into action. The rules have a lot of references for immersion, but the gameplay and tactics are fairly simple. You can choose to skip the modelling aspect when starting but you wouldn't be sticking to these game for long without delving into it.
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>>97241303
New Mordheimer here, gonna play cult of the possessed. So my frame of reference to other gw games doesn’t really seem to apply here so I have 2 questions to get my list started

> I’ve read my main magister can be used as a melee character, so while he’s in his infancy is it more worth it to start him with light armor and a shield to bulk him up without worrying about casting or should o just give him a weapon and throw him in there
>I can’t tell if ws or s is more important so would I be better off with brethren to also give them some sort of ranged option since the rest of the list has none, or is the boost to strength from the dark souls way more important
Currently the plan is to run magister +2 vanilla possessed and use the rest of my starting funds on either brethren or ds but like I said, I have no real frame of reference here

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Gundam Meta Edition

Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.
>Build Divide
>Force of Will
>Final Fantasy TCG
>DBZ CCG
>Wixoss
>Keyforge
>Gundam
>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)
>Digimon
>Flesh and Blood
>Gate Ruler
>Battle Spirits

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>>97252969
When the last thread was complaining about "japanese art OPs" did they mean to make 2 separate DM threads both illustrated by japanese artists to make a point? What even is the reason most come here now? To complain?
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>>97258855
A runner-up to this is Alice - Tea Alchemist, which features a reimagined costume that I think looks very nice on her, and I like the color scheme in general. From a gameplay standpoint, she's a little more situational, but even if she's only exerting one of your opponent's characters, that's still just as good as many Elsa cards that do similar things.
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>>97258884
As for non-Alice cards, The Queen of Hearts has a ton of good ones, but nothing beats the sheer creepiness of Cheshire Cat - From the Shadows. The art looks like a bad acid trip under a black light, which is pretty on-brand for Alice in Wonderland, and the ability to banish a damaged character every turn is hard to dismiss, especially with more recent Emerald cards that damage all opposing characters.
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>>97258951
>>97258884
>>97258855
Sweet. I should look more into the game, it's one of the few popular enough to get localised here. And the logo is cool but I could never justify using sleeves / deck boxes with it for different games.
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Void is such a cool concept. Normally you want to fill in as many site spaces as you can, but gothic created synergies and incentives for utilizing the space inbetween sites to tap into pure void power. It's bloody cool and thematic for the set that introduces cthulu like beings drifting out in their own dimensions and spirits pouring in through the umbra.

Holiday cheer edition

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>>97223714

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8

Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rq

Seasonal TQ:
>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?
>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?

Actually interesting TQ:
>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
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>>97255774
this one might be my favorite. A reminder for something they literally just said.
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>>97258067
Too Knizia-esque.
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>>97258067
The fucking animals. I've had enough of animals replacing humans in boardgames. I didn't say 'anthropomorphic' because these are essentially animals walking upright without any other human features so, not sure that'd count
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>>97259144
The game has similar art for the card in each suit used in each players' starter deck. It doesn't show up elsewhere in the game though. The non-starter cards are knickknacks instead of animals. Also, you can put your starter cards into your scoring area which, thematically, is merchandise you're selling.
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>The fucking animals. I've had enough of animals replacing humans in boardgames.
Imagine being upset and on the losing end of popular taste.
Gonna be a rough next couple of decades for anon.

The DM reveals that all this time, the 'Chaotic Evil invading soldiers' you've been fighting and slaughtering were actually Lawful Good innocent untrained peasants. They were tricked/convinced into believing they were fighting for survival and defense of their impoverished homeland.

THE PALADIN FALLS AND LOSES ALL POWERS!!!

Do you feel like a hero yet?
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>>97258634
if i continue to fight invading soldiers, i will very quickly realize whether or not they act like trained soldiers with some discipline, or like some random people who never held a weapon before and dont know what formation is

Because if you happen to be invaded by legions of untrained farmers, chances are this wont be a long war for them
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>>97258649
They are free to throw down their arms and surrender. Hell, I'll even send a messenger after the first few slaughters saying as much. If they literally shoot the messenger though... yeah no quarter.
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>>97259083
beside the obvious opportunity to surrender (as op said, we are slaugthering them), this scenario also assumes we never took prisoners and no battle ever had any surviving foes who could be questioned. So the big, shocking reveal naturally would have happened rather early in the war anyways.
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>>97252494
I show the DM page 18 of the PHB and tell him that tricking a paladin to UNKNOWINGLY perform an evil or chaotic act has no effect on his status. The Paladin has to CHOOSE to act chaotic/evil to loose his status, not tricked with a shitty 'gotcha'. Get fucked OP, you unread thread baiting moron.
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>>97253432
the greatest irony of spec ops even at the time of the game's release you still did arguably worse war crimes in call of duty.

What's the /tg/ consensus on Dragonbane? Looks like a neater, faster 5e clone with not as much bloat in it, which is exactly what i'm looking for.
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>>97253297
dragonbane absolutely has classes
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>>97253088
>5e but even more dumbed down
Genuinely just fucking freeform at that point bro
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>>97253088
It's FL's attempt to get even a fraction of the DnD crowd. Game itself is meh/10, nothing bad nor anything special, it simply exists. The fact they can't get sales and the only thing that goes out of stock is their free starter should tell you how ignorable it is
>Neater, faster 5e
Not even close. It's just 5e with a SLIGHTLY different way of adding modifiers to your roll and a SLIGHTLY different flavour of generic fantasy

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>>97253297
>>97254022
It's literally class-based you dumb fag, with hard-coded classes being the core part of the rules - the game would fell apart if you removed classes from it
Next time at least bother to check the title you start yapping about
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>But of course now that someone has reacted tot eh "5e clone" claim the trolls will be in feeding frenzy for a while.
Well, what do i know, you were right. Sasuga anon.
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>classes are just kits with access to some restricted otherwise feats
>skill-based not level-based progression
>no HP inflation
>in fact your primary attributes are your "HP"
>they are capped at 6
>so a PC has like 3 to 6 "HP"
It's not another 5e clone and anyone who claims it to be one doesn't know shit

Personally I think it's OK but needs polish and maybe some homerules to make it actually fun to play
- draw initiative each round is retarded and is a slog at the table
- having only one action turns it into a slog since you can't tank anything and need to preserve the only action to parry/dodge
- cumulative dis-/advantages read as fun but constant disadvantages on everything are making the slog even worse, I really think this game needs less disadvantages and more advantage sources

I have no idea what's behind first two mechanics specifically and I think it would benefit from just copying the Forbidden Lands initiative system and action economy but then again I only played a two-shot


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>the dark lord just wants bitches
Is this a good villain motivation?
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Dark Lord dismisses himself when the adventurers fail to stop him and he eventually gets laid. Then it's all fine for a while until orcs kill his wife and it's time for revenge (and recruit adventurers to help him)
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My villain's original motivation was something like that, pure worldly greed and power and carnal desires, now it's to stave off damnation at the hands of six different petty demigods/archdevils that he thought he could get away with selling his soul to. Then Shar plucked him out of being metaphysically torn apart and made him one of her Chosen with the explicit understanding of what awaited him if he failed
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>>97258165
>Is this a good villain motivation?
This is literally one of Dracula's primary motivations.
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>>97258165
how are you going to get ghost elf bitches on your dick? They're going to go right through kek.
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>thread is extremely low quality but reporting won't do any good since the mods made it

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A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.

Sheev I'm NJO edition

Previous: >>97217145

Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion
>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1ze

Star Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)
>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaA

Other FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)
>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yN


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>>97258796
>TQ
I tend to use a lot of stuff from 80s and 90s comics and books in my games. Sure a lot of stuff from that era was campy as all hells but Star Wars needs a bit of cheese and camp from time to time in my opinion to break up the action.
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Please don't put unrealistic expectations on your Chiss just because she's the same species as Thrawn.
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>>97259192
If you laughed at this, or even smirked, you are subhuman
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Post minis
Play tabletop games

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>the primitive culture being colonized is white
>the colonizers are “Not! Muslims”

I stand corrected anon.
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>>97254514
>>97255556
You still don't see how retarded you look kek
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>How do we fix Steampunk?
Make it *vernian* rather than steampunk:
>Focus is on exciting adventures around the world (and beyond)
>Technology is dropped in a "monster of the week" fashion and mostly make sense, at least within the context of late 19th- early 20th century science
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>>97258584
Ask yourself this. Would God see (You) as a retard the same way we do? Someone who can shitpost casually isn’t really shitposting on their end. It’s just what they do.

Don’t respond back to me.

>>97258172
Didn't know about this until I read you. I concur in that we live in the shittiest cyberpunk dystopia possible
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>>97258738
>Would God see (You) as a retard the same way we do?
Is an ant a retard?

Work in Progress, Christmas Johnnies Edition

>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD

>WIP Tutorial Images Mega
https://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw

>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno

>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s

>Paint thinning 102

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>>97258833
I think it’s funny that vamps got another battleforce this year and it’s mostly the same as this one.
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Sup /wip/

Haven't had much time to work on stuff or post between Christmas and a close family member with a serious illness, but I did manage to dream something up in the meantime to share with you all.

These are another dollar store build terrain that are extremely versatile and customizable, and also, most importantly, very affordable. Obviously this is contingent on both choice of materials as well as sourcing those materials. I will also include a segment of it to sourcing, and where you can get some of this stuff without breaking the bank. Even using materials from more expensive sources, these are very cheap to make. These ones aren't finished yet.

These fences are based off a simple and robust frame design that can be used for anything from a ball diamond, to a waist high yard fence all the way to secure unit housing as seen in a prison or other restricted areas. Just like the ramparts I showed off earlier in the year, they can be adjusted to just about any height that suits you.

Tutorial will come soon, I am just ironing out the kinks in the assembly procedure to make them easier and faster.

Hope you bros all had a good Christmas and have a happy new year
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>>97259128
what did you use for the chainlinks? why dice for the joints? and why green stuff for the base instead of just more plastic stock?
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>>97259245
>green stuff for the base
nta but perry miniatures come with green plastic square bases, it's probably them or something similar. not green stuff.
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>>97259272
that makes sense, that looked like a lot of green stuff for a "dollar store" build

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Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591

"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" Edition

Previous thread: >>97191908

Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.

>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online Play
Automated Sims:
●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html
●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy
●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite
●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/
●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/

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>>97257008
>>97257122
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>le dice roll game
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>>97257764
TLDR a few years ago someone was caught smuggling meth by repacking it into packs of LIOV.
BLVO was the set prior to that which is maybe why they thought it was that one.
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>players ask for a deck list
>players ask for all the combos
>players complain about the format
This strikes me as strange coming from mtg
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>>97256953
Im so jealous, I gotta drive like 40 min to find a store that gets any kind of attendance despite being in a major metropolitan area

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Threat Null edition
aaah I'm being re-conditiooooned sub-edition
>Previous
>>97250318
>Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0
>Mediafire
https://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD
>Mega I
https://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw
>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)
https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ
>WoD5 Mega
https://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA
>STV content folders

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>>97259169
Unique sorcery performed by Set with Apophis pieces.
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>Get in the chair, Kin boy.
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>>97259169
Set created the first big name Bane Mummies. They're mummies, but full of Wyrmshit! This makes them stronger but also borderline nonfunctional because they're all crazy weirdos and gross.

At some point someone found a way to create lesser Bane Mummies. By default they only have 4 respawns but can get more by devouring the organs of real mummies, which I think may be one of the few ways to genuinely permakill a moomer.

There's also a knock-off of the knock-off where some Setites shoved a bane inside a corpse via a Sorcery path. They're like Bane Zombies more than anything else.
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>>97259183
Ah, nvm this one, found it. Strange Shades. It's in the Chinese Mega.
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>Have you ever used the big bad spiritual space Technocrats in your chronicle? Do you think it is an idea with further potential to be mined for Mage5
So far anything 5th Edition touched turned worse.
V5 was tolerable but shit. H5 and W5 are so down the sewege that Nosferatu wants them to pay rent.
>>97259169
Set did but regretted it because instead of being loyal to him, they drank the crazy Apophis juice.

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>Brutus' Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g

>DriveAnon's Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/view


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>>97257780
>Naga Last Girlhood
Based taste. That is one of the best skins to come out of Nikke. If only we had a jump for it.
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>187 - Digimon All-Star Rumble
>Drawbacks
Jumper History
>Location & Time
Factory Town
>Background choices
21 years old
Digimon: Mega Level: Shakamon (400)
>Purchases
Vaccinated (Free)
Jumper: Entry Confirmed (Free, discounted)
Mon of Many Forms (Free, discounted)
Hello there, contestants! (300)
Hero of the Digital World (0)

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>>97258432
The obvious answer is whatever would make for the more interesting story.
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>>97258432
Wounds that were fatal or near to seem to give pretty substantial power boosts, in the way that smaller zenkais aren't really even commented on. That said, those boosts both seem to behave as a percentage relative to their former power levels. So Raditz, for instance, would definitely jump up enough to be able to easily handle any Saibamen, and he might even become strong enough to stand up to Nappa, if he were actually willing to step up at all. He'd still be no match for Vegeta at that stage, though, notable that Goku was doubling and even tripling his output just to keep pace at the time. Vegeta would kick Raditz's ass like the bitch owed him money.

Anon is right, though, Anon >>97258788
It's just whatever makes for the more entertaining story is all. Everything else is secondary.
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>>97258720
Thanks for the build!

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Spooky Scary Stirlanders Edition

>Resources:
WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwh
WM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgeba
WFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6
Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H

>TOW:
https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXS
https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/

>Warhammer Chronicles:
https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip
>Time of Legends:

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>>97258828
It's a big issue if you're using the app (picrel).
It only tells you to choose the different one, when you're essentially guessing the correct options (with a 30 sec. cooldown if you guess wrong)
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>>97259199
>based captcha filters phoneposters
Fucking finally!
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>Miao Ying won first place for specialist games
Cathay Numbah Wan
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>>97259226
sky lantern getting #5 place is wierder desu.
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>>97259243
It’s a cool model, it helps that the dudes in it have different outfits from the rest of Cathay, which helps Cathay feel bigger. Shame it costs so much, but that can’t be helped it seems.

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OOP edition

Infinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.

>Latest official update:
January preorders

>Rules and missions:
https://infinitythewiki.com/index.php
https://infinitytheuniverse.com/resources
https://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its

>Beginner FAQs and guides:
https://pastebin.com/x06JG55U
https://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU

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>>97256971
ALEPH has no chill
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So if one wanted to binge on lore, particularly the latest shift from starting lore, what would be the place to look?
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>>97258184
Here: https://store.corvusbelli.com/en/books/lore
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>Be me.
>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.
>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.
>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.
>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.
>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.
>A day that is fast approaching.
>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.
>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl."
>I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.
>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.
>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
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>>97256336
>be Spencer
>apparently being benched involves being yelled at by a commissar dressed daemonette about only "cheating when you know you can get away with it"
>and "actually playing the game you retarded moron you just cost us 15 yards"
>thankfully given my time with my old squad on happy ending and listening to the long winded plans of my old commander
>i have mastered the art of a standing at attention that would make even the guard proud
>that said just as she's about to begin a list of what is going up my where as punishment a loud crash comes from the box
>now is my best chance
>i slip away in the chaos as another scuffle breaks out between the beastman and bloodletter
>i get up to the door to see and let me just take stock here
>a necron who has a red hat and fake beard
>no fake tits thankfully
>trying to wrestle a piece of melted bronze from the Cummissars grasp

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>>97258870
>>97258811
>be da red mek
>dat humie got gutz
>riding and charging like a Goff
>as i feel his axe slip through me head gibbinz i smirk
"not bad humie....but ya forgot da tellyporta gun"
>my mek tek starts alerting me of me failing life signs as the teleporta line he cut as well sparks to life as we both get caught in the slipspace bubble
>dun know where we ending up but i hope me gretchen can put me back to together
>not the first time i been cut up
>but dis is gonna be the first time i been teleported while cut up
>hope me metal eye is recording all dis
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>>97252657
>>97256358
>>97256493
>Be Randy Rudolph, Beastman Champion of the Schlick LXIXth
>My body aches, but it is a good pain
>The lead bloodletter now playing for the Khornate team has crushed all six of my testicles with his low blow, but as long as at least one shaft works I am not too concerned
>A few plays later, a Slaaneshi Space Marine I don’t recognize breaks the bloodletter’s jaw
>Hehehee, who is the bitch now, bitch?
>Now that they have daemons and Space Marines of their own, the Khornate team starts scoring points faster than we do
>Hopefully the Dixie has another trick up her sleeve, or the game ends before the Khornates catch up, since I still really want vengeance on those Eldar
>In the meantime, the daemonette nurses tend to my ruptured testicles, and not only fix them, but causes them to grow back bigger than ever, and give them a free test run to make sure they are working properly
>Not for the first time I find myself wondering why there is anyone left in the Galaxy who doesn’t want to serve Slaanesh
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>>97258870
>>97258942
>Be Lord Noctis
>My blade cuts into the orks neck, his head dangles on a thread
>A wire as well is destroyed
>The two of us are caught in the detonation of his teleporter gun
>No no no no
>I thought that wasn't charged yet judging from his yelling
>Regardless I feel my body almost being ripped apart from the force of the relocation
>I roar out in rage
"BY KHORNE! SEND ME BACK! I AM NOT DONE BURNING YET!"
>Eventually we come to a finish in forced relocation
>I awake in a realm of fire and blood
>I'm here
>Khornes realm

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>>97256336
>>97258118
>>97258907
>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa
>I idly play with myself as I watch the Blood Bowl game, partially in order to mess with Priscilla, but mostly because I am a daemonette and that is what we do
>I am getting a little nervous now that the Khornate team is slowly catching up
>I know Dixie didn’t go into the series with big expectations, but I want her to win at least one game since she put so much effort into it
>Suddenly Komei appears in my box seat
>I had a feeling either him or Sobek would show up for the melted remains of the Necron object, so I stuck a few Slaaneshmas present tags on key objects ahead of time
>I wrestle with Komei over the Necron device for a few seconds just to show that I tried, then I double tap it send it to “a Necron warrior on Sobek’s largest ship”. Hopefully it takes them a while to find it and it infects a bunch of Necron with the woman curse, lust curse, and/or Khornate energy
>A pink and gold Space Marine is running off with Priscilla, not a hundred percent sure if he is one of mine or not, but luckily I stuck a tag in Priscilla’s hair when I was fondling her earlier in case I needed to get her out of the line of fire. I jump on the Space Marine’s before he gets more than a few steps and double tap Priscilla, which teleports her to my private sex dungeon back at the Exmus Hot Springs Resort. I was originally planning on sending her to my bedchambers in Slaanesh's Realm, but I don't think she is ready for that yet
>I then double tap myself and teleport to the box seat used by Exmus’s Mayor. It is one of the ones with tinted windows, so that should make it a little harder for them to track me down
>The Mayor and her girl toys attend to me as I resume watching the Blood Bowl game
>Nice, we just got touchdown!


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