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>>97247484Oops forgot to crop that oneOh well
>>97245661Never forget it's right there whenever you want it. You can, in fact, read textbooks unsupervised, and many colleges will publicly list their assigned texts in the course guide.School is fake and gay, don't ever let it get in the way of learning if that's something you want out of life.
>>97247576I used to raise mantises as a child for a hobby learned a great deal from that although I still lack solid knowledge on terminology of certain genus and terms in general so I'm getting there
>>97228993>>97238380Are they related to Trilobites? Or just convergent evolution?
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97242978I bought a big pile of the medievals range to make a regiment of foot knights and men at arms for my 6e Bretonnians. The casting quality is good, details are as firm as can be for sculpts from the mid 80s, every part clearly defined and readable unprimed.
>>97242978In addition to the ex-Citadel stuff, there's a whole bunch of Citadel-adjacent models like Ral Partha Legacy and Prince August's dwindling stock of 1e Warzone models (Heartbreaker was founded by people who ditched GW in the wake of the first big management transfer, were originally making models for GW on contract, and there are a bunch of very Rogue Trader-ish models). Not to mention all those sculptors' own companies.
>>97248301>Ral Partha Legacy and Prince August's dwindling stock of 1e Warzone modelsThanks for reminding me to check PA again, things are looking really slim for the Imperial and Cybertronic ranges, but remarkably healthy for the Capitol and Dark Legion ranges, might go make an order soon and top up those two collections. :^)
Has anyone got a pdf for the 3e Witch Hunter's codex? Looks like James has done a thorough job of scrubbing the internet of codices
>>97248757I got you, mate.aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZpbGUvbEtRM0FScUkjNHppQlFyVEZoWUViNkVHYzRBbS1oOVQ4aWhxb0RObHlONHlZd1lyMElSZw==You know what to do.
What the fuck was the Emperor doing during the DAOT and the age of strife?
>>97205080this. the age of strife was the peak of human civilisation and I am tired of pretending otherwise.
>>97205004Empress protects; so sayeth Faunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4XCzHaBec
>>97205028I read this in Dude Love's voice.
>>97248208now i am too
>>97210942She looks like the kind of girl that has personaltiy so warm you just cannot help yourself and you unintentionally simp and want to protect her smile and happiness. Not that you are stronger than her, but the urge is there.
How do we fix Steampunk?
>>97222026This. Peoples just don’t know it because in the woke era no one is making a game that involves colonialism and features a predominantly white society.In fact, I’m struggling to find a better example than the pic in OPs post.
>>97248704Who the fuck cares about whitoid shit anymore? Your 5% now lmfao.
>>97248704And to its credit, colonialism is a fair avenue of narrative within steampunk.>New (potentially unspoiled) land discovered>Not directly underneath the ruling authority's thumb, so lots more freedom and autonomy in this region (this is why the Wild West works)>Multiple new competing interests racing to put their stakes down and claim the land, offering multiple avenues for competition>All while dealing with locals and the exotic local culturesIt's a gold rush for new land and resources, all while meeting interesting new people from all directions, and that's reason enough for adventure.
>>97248721The main things that involve making colonialism unsavory to the modern public has to do with questions of racism and inequality. Essentially, as long as you're not racist and are catering to the needs of the locals, you might get away with being called the "good guys" in a colonialism story.
>>97248721They did this in Pillars of Eternity 2 and no one liked it.
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>>97247279Rollin! >Telekinetic>External, Constructs, Transcendence Good synergy for an offensive build. Let's see what else I get.>Meta-Cognitive>Mental Fortress>Sensory>PrecognitionShoring up our defenses here. Now for a perk...>Extra PowerNice! Let's roll for that. >Control>CompulsionHopefully something I'd only have to use as a last resort...growth?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97248482Looking forward to Hentai Heroine
>>97248539...said no one ever!
>>97248540I just did
>>97248540That's not true, tok keeps samefagging it every time he shills the cyoa.
Hope you guys had a merry christmas - edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97233998 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97248778its still crazy to me that kruleboyz have 5 different cavalry heroes and a cavalry buff piece but no cavalry unitsit really felt like a lumineth situation where the army was chopped up haphazardly into 2 nonsensical waves, but its been an edition and a half and the second wave never materialized
>>97248785Like boyz on those slimy ass muck hounds just makes sense
>>97248785Because they didn't sell well.LRL DID sell well
>>97248792lol they dont wait to see sales figures before beginning the 5 year process of designing the ssecond half of the army. LRL was all designed at the same time, just split up to milk multiple release cycles and sell more books.
>>97248506Finishing another unit of Gutrippaz
Gets Hot edition>Previous Thread: >>97227248>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97248512You coulnd't be more wrong. Almost all of my miniatures have conversions on them, GW or 3d printed bits. I am just pissed because GW is just removing cool parts from their boxes to move to minmaxing profit to stratospheric levels. Which sucks a lot because we are getting mote expensive boxes with less options. But you must be happy with this. Bet you are one of the peoples here that were throwing shit at GW when the leak happened for 3rd edition, and then more than happily bought starter box, all the new shit stuff they spit out and playing 3rd happier then ever to have less options, customisations and soul. Your pointless insulting my person just cunfirms my thoughts.
>>97248639You're baiting or a fucking retard. GW almost never includes more torsos or legs in their kits than extrictly necessary to build units. In fact, they almost always are designed to push people to buy 2 or more to get all the options. Classic example: the old Devastators kits.
>>97248648I am not neither. You should be just a little bit confused. Cataphractii termies had 6 torsos for 5 dudes, same for Tartaros. Mk3 marines had crest for the head, mk4 had one more torso, helmet with crest and tabard. Those four boxes are ten times better than any shit that GW published for 2nd edition onwards. Instead of going i that way now we got 5 identical poses for all the marks, less options and shit new Cataphractii box. Just look at your bits box... Oh wait, there is NONE because you do not gaty any additional bits anymore. Well, glad you are happy, for sure it's better to be happy than to be sour.
>>97247864>But Custodians and Primarchs fucking 12 feet tall? Actually ridiculous.I always thought Custodes were around 9' tall, and Primarchs hovered around 10'>>97247871The bigger somthing gets, the less impressive increases in size gets. 8' is big enough that it feels scarily big to even people who are 6'4"
>>97248139We got a RICH nigga over here guys
Why the FUCK is his power armor broken? The Badab War was 100 years ago. This dude leads a legion-sized band of space marine pirates and is one of the wealthiest and most powerful space marine lords in the setting, on par with chapter masters of the first founding chapters.WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE NOT HAVE FIXED HIS POWER ARMOR. Does GW even know their own fucking setting anymore?
>>97242133You mean 40K has weird inconsistent lore? Color me surprised
I like the new Huron. Anything is better than more shitmaris.
>>97244061the iconic "tennis serve" posea chaos classic
>>97242133Holy Mother of Hindo this model is atrocious.
>>97246622That's been a part of the lore for most of 40k NoGame LoreLet.
Winter Gloom EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97227237 ▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97246937Same in my country. For all three Christmas days it was chilly, but not snowy. Literally today we've got some snow.
>>97248333in my country, it has been atypically warm this December
>>97248513Same here in the PNW. My wife and I drove to the famous "Christmas town" in our state last week, that requires passing over three mountain passes for us to get to it. Not a flake of snow anywhere, in a y of the passes. I've never seen that happen once in my entire life.
>>97211865how would a rogue prevent a monster from attacking a caster?
>>97243882>implying every character you control in a wargame is yourself
>>97243882So you can't answer the question?
>>97243940Can't force an enemy to attack you.
>>97243949Yes, games are defined by their rules.
I haven't played dnd in 12 years and the last thing I played was 3.5But here's some answeres for you fucking kids without imagination, i don't care if it fits the rules or not in your edition of choice:>stand between the monster and the wizard>run and tackle the monter>run and tackle the wizard out of the way, grabbing him (bit gay but you would use your body as a shield)>run and tackle the wizard out of the way, pushing only>spread your bag of caltrops between the monster and the wizard>spend your smokebomb between the monster and the wizard>move in an intersecting, but not crossing, the path of the monster, as to generate a threat of AoO>use the AoO
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
>>97241929Roll under and static DC games make it easier, but if you want to stick with varying DCs it might be easier if you pick one DC each for easy/average/hard rolls and use those unless you have a really good reason to adjust further
>>97242605You can buy the entire Dragonbane box (including full rulebook, dice, standees and solo rules) for cheap. Why I recommend it to players starting out solo is1. Because of what I said about and2. Because when I too was new to solo gaming I thought it was very easy to get into it with this game. The solo dungeon crawling that is included is hand-holdy enough to get you going but also it gives you the reigns to start being creative and handle it "on your own". It's really neat on-boarding, in my opinionpicrel it's the starterset. It's 40 american dollarydoos on amazon
...so what are we gonna talk about next thread?
>>97247941about playing a social activity alone, lmao
>>97248488Retard
Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So, what is this guy? Is he some kind of different ancient race or something?
>>97248643He is part of the DAoT humanity rules that usurped the planted from the technologically advanced squids that ruled it prior. Then his people got beat by the Imperium so he holds a grudge against them. But basically augmented human as far as race goes.
>>97248658>rulesFuck you keyboard I wrote rulers. I am not that durnk.
Imagine being james workshop and stopping the pdf releases of books and causing a massive inconvenience for your loyal buyerbase just so you can have a go at a handful of pirates on an imageboard. Why is this company so fucking bad?
>>97248731To play doubles advocate I imagine the profits from the epub versions of the rule books isn't massive given how how they are priced deterring sales. So overall cancelling epub is equates to a cost reduction overall. If epubs were priced at like a quarter of retail physical price I would probably genuinely support them, since it would be cheap enough to be reasonable and also mean I don't have to participate in the FOMO.
Surprise Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97248000You can be as deranged a loser as you want; it doesn't change the fact that some cisgender women with XX chromosomes have Adam's apples.
>>97248017https://youtu.be/mrXLWPKDIwo?si=inzfQg56ObYlzjaO
How to run the Jabberwock as the main monster for a session
>>97247765Have fun with those redbrands! I think the thunder tree ruins is where parties can really shine
>>97248000People this obsessed with penises are gayer than gay
Who was in the right?
>>97247737>Certain social engineering options are hard-locked for certain factions, no?You're right, there are aversions each faction has to the early game choices like free market or police state. The later game options are more open.
>>97245488A game that lets you shift scale between marco strategic/political and operational agents could be neat, been meaning to check out the new Dune game for that. >>97246884The clones are chickens. Not for eating. Just for mass production fodder. Could be alluding to several things. >factions mass produce garbage because its easier and faster causing more problems>death by talent is real so you can only clone crap in quantity but that causes other problems Al lot of the genetic engineering stuff is a bit fucked like the genejack. >Tyranny you ask? How can you tyrannize someone who can not feel pain?
>>97248116I believe it's male chicks being sorted for maceration, which they do in factory farming because they don't need them for anything.It's pretty easy to see they're suggesting a hardcore eugenics program using cloning to fill in the gaps left by euthasia/sterilization of lesser people. The Spartans Santiago leads named themselves after a Greek tribe who were famous for committing infanticide, disposing of sickly or malformed children at birth.
I feel like people put far too much importance on what happens to the “canonical” leaders and ignore all the possible social policies and gameplay states that can occur. (You) decide if Lal leads an ineffectual weak faction or the second coming of Super Earth. (You) decide if Santiago leads a survivalist libertarian paradise or a literally 1984 clone dictatorship. (You) decide if the endpoint of Yang’s Human Hive is an enlightened Eudaoimonic collective or a mind-controlled society of ants. The story of the faction leaders and their societies unfolds throughout (You)r game, not through the quotes.
>>97248725I've noticed that people who like in-game lore too much tend to be cucks and completely remove the player from the equation or consider that anything the player does will end up going wrong.Best example is how people just assume the yes-man ending to new vegas to always end up bad regardless of what kind of player character ends up doing it.
What kind of fantasy monsters are you into? I like original abominations, standard humanoids/mythological creatures/giant animals are boring to me.
>>97248206>t. Retard
>>97248214if you want to be a pedophile just be open about it so people can deal with you appropriately like fate dealt with miura for being a degenerate
>>97248214didn't griffith sell his bussy to afford his army? didn't he rape casca which breaks her mind and makes john berserk go on his magical girl pirate quest to find the one piec- I mean her brain?was john gutso raped by a large black man?that's the 3 main characters all being raped or being rapists, it's pretty important to their story
>>97228517Scary animals with a quirk. Give me a giant boar with antlers, a wolf with two sets of jaws, a two-headed deer, or make something breath fire. The further it gets from being a real animal, the less interesting it is.>>97248185Berzerk's quality is all over the map. There are arcs that are pretty good. There's a shit ton of perv-for-perv's sake, and edge-for-edge's sake. The attempts at humor are god-awful. The stories are meandering. Some of the characters are well developed. Most aren't. The art is beautiful.I think "well-realized" is probably the right complement for it. There aren't many issues of Berzerk that are, themselves, amazing as anything other than cool art. But 10,000 pages in, yeah: he spent a helluva long time realizing his idea, and it's impressive.
>>97228517I'm a fan of things that poorly pretend to be other things. You can barely tell that the chest is a mimic because it is breathing. You can barely tell that a person is a skinwalker because the proportions are slightly off. Things like that.
