>>97279318

It was the secondaries and tourists who wanted female custodes tho

>>97276704
Haven't stopped sisters, tau, eldar, necron, tyranid, chaos and genestealer artists.

>>97277171
Your level of projection says otherwise.

>>97279551
No they don't and have for almost a decade

>>97277852
They did something like this with Vostroyans and people still hated it

>>97279558

Giraffes don't go in forests, they live in savannas.

>>97276744
no
city watch
centaurs would make really good beat cops and be the go too for riot squads


the thing about centaurs is they arent normal calvalry
a horse is a pretty dumb animal
a centaur has no horse it needs to control


more over you wouldnt design a city for just humans unless you were a human ethnostate
humans would find plenty of situations where they have the advantage but its not a whole different world for them indoors.

centaur bodyguards would be top of the line unrivaled.

>>97279606
yes
that is the point
they go in savannas but are entirely evolved to eat from trees
my post was to illuminate what made anons post so retarded

>>97279626

Anon, savannas are not forests.

(also horses eat grass, and aren't even in the same order as horses)

>>97279707
horses.... are not in the same order... as horses.
you made the retard post didnt you.

MINDLESS WRITING EXERCISE
The Walls Are Hungry edition

"Rescue Mission"

...

"Yeah, we're almost there- I'll call you before we turn in tonight. Love you mom, tell dad I love him."

Beep.

A boy with blonde peach fuzz let out a sigh as he stared at his phone. He hated lying to his parents about anything, but the alternative was so much worse.

The van drove at exactly the speed limit as its occupants prepared for their self-imposed mission- some readied weapons in case there were hostiles. Others made sure medkits were stocked. Some prayed or were lost in thought.


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>>97275738
Jeffery Clefton, now sixteen, was considered a veteran and expert by virtue of having survived two encounters with the Backrooms and having found a means to locate ways into and out of unrealities. Having knowledge of sorcery helped a lot.

"So what's the report on this case?" he asked the man beside him, a heavily build man with scarred chocolate skin, fresh off a honorable discharge from the Marines.

"Kid went missing in a waterpark." answered Trevor, checking an ar-15. "Went into one of the tunnels on the lazy river, never came back out. Security cameras were posted at both ends, and they already checked to see if he was taken out of the park."

"And they don't think it's just a kidnapping... why?" Jeffery asked.

"Older guy went missing a few months back. They didn't panic too much because initially they thought he just left of his own free will. Then his family started looking for him- last place he was seen was going into the same tunnel."

Jeffery frowned. It could be a coincidence, a false alarm. But rarely did the Backroom Survivors Group organize something like this unless there was a major consensus on an unreality being involved.

"There's been an uptick in unexplained disappearances lately." noted Samantha, a former Navy sailor in the front passenger seat. "Those parents and the abusive teacher, multiple kids... this feels less like your usual accidental entry."


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>>97175289
Lold reading this

>>97275922
They arrived at the waterpark around midnight, yellow tape and wire gates impeding their progress. "Wild Waves" had been shut down while an investigation proceeded, the owners unwilling to risk further lawsuits until things were resolved.

Kyle, a former felon who's first encounter with unrealities had happened while breaking into a mall at night, handily dealt with the chains and padlocks barring their way. Breaking and entering was a necessity for what they did, but it still made Jeffery uneasy every time they had to resort to such measures.

As he wove sorcery to deceive the security cameras, Jeffery couldn't help but look around nervously for any witnesses. Being caught with heavy weaponry in a place you weren't supposed to be wasn't something he wanted to explain to a judge... or his parents, who thought he was on a trip with friends. But it hadn't been long ago that he had been a victim, scared and desperate, managing to escape only by sheer virtue of luck.

Brightly colored inner tubes and closed concession stands greeted them as they made their way through the entrance, closing the gate behind them so it didn't immediately look like there had been an intrusion. Waterways and pools normally churned by turbines and an endless parade of customers now were starkly still, reflecting the scant moonlight coming through the clouds.

Eventually they reached where the lazy river entered the tunnel. He brought up his phone, the faithful discontinued map application that had proven to be an effective navigation tool.

Not fifty feet in was a glitchy distortion on the map- there was an entrance, but what it would look like or how it would behave, he couldn't be sure.

(Continuing later.)

>>97150745
Never met the man.
No opinion.

>>97271601
Only good answer itt

Bump

>>97150745
he makes a lot of /tg/ upset, so he's probably doing the right thing

>>97279620
Go back to r*ddit

>>97279495
It's ranged version of Stalkers

>>97278709
Don’t treat AoS as canon like everyone who doesn’t play AoS treats it. The lore is more an excuse to sell models in AoS.

>>97279538
>Whoever wrote the OBR faction pack wants them to be boring and mediocre and that person propably also wrote the battle tome.

Well, I mean thats true for pretty much every army in 4th edition. I mean shit, look at ironjawz faction traits page lol. They actually cropped it from the index to the tome because the 3/4s of a blank page was too embarrassing

Anyone got 2nd and 3rd edition battletome PDFs to share? I could really read most of them, but particularly looking for: Soulblight Gravelords, Ogor mawtribes, orruk warclans, Stormcast Eternals, Cities of Sigmar and Ossiarch bonereapers.

>>97279474
We already have a pretty good idea of what the obr wave looks like from other rumourmongers. Archers are a 5 man unit. There's also a 10 man "assassin" type unit. Finally we have two single piece models, one of which will be a chariot, the other one might be Arkhan, but he could also be part of the chariot kit we don't know.
(Also sidenote the leaker who posted today isn't THE whitefang, but a different guy called whitefang back me up. Still has a good track record though.)

>>97273759
>retard who didn’t back the kickstarter is offended on behalf of people who did
I backed the ‘digital beast’ level and I’m not pissed off at all. You can jam your fake and gay concern trolling right up your arse, you fuckwit.

>>97273128
>pull ahead with the flexibility of weapon stealing
What are good weapons to nab from other factions? I haven't paid too much attention to gear as much as to units.

>>97276121
You really should pay attention to gear as it's one of the major IS failings.
They're in this weird limbo of not having much of the advanced tech like NA/HL, but also not really having much of the weird/ramshackle stuff that the other factions have.
They have no decent multi-shot weapon (machinegun is usually quite hard to leverage properly), and no weapons with that much punch outside of the Bull only weapons.
And even with those the Murad is a bad choice for the Bull at +0 ranged. And is also the only "artillery" weapon that doesn't ignore long range/cover in some capacity, while also causing no injury rolls on anything other than what's directly hit.
So good picks for HoW to steal are:
NA - Auto-rifle, SMG, Heavy Flamer, Satchel Charge and maybe Machine Armour.
TP - AT Hammer, Auto-pistol and Martyrdom Pills.
My personal picks are the heavy flamer and auto-pistol as those give you anti-armour punch and a multi-shot weapon that a dual pistol melee focused Alchemist can really mke work.

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>>97276485
I meant weapons of other factions, in terms of effectiveness for myself.
I am fairly aware of the paucity of IS gear.

>>97277140
level 10 is when monks get the upgrade to all their level 2 features. might be fun.

fighters get their psueodo legendary resistance at level 9. could be cool if you like making saving throws too.

>>97279157
wrong though im not

>be GOO tomelock (5.5e)
>get thunderclap via tome
>cast thunderclap and change damage type to psychic
Does the spell still emit a thunderous sound that can be heard up to 100 feet away?

>>97278172
rules are for players

>>97279690
Yes

>>97275078
It makes him an interesting character among the other protagonists because he picks up the game only to achieve a practical goal and has to come to indentify his personal relationship with the game only afterward. It's so much more interesting than what we've gotten before.

>>97274877
outside of halona and urara no one really use powers in D, michiru soul power do nothing at the end of the day

>>97275176
ignoring how bad od treat yuyu as a protagonist, not knowing if he can win or not make the games way more interesting, in this type of series you would never expect yuyu losing to shirogane in wd3 or tohya in od1 meanwhile in divinez i know that akina will miracle his way into victory

>>97275307
Yuyu>Akina for cardfights. Yuyu catches enough Ls to keep him somewhat interesting during cardfights and his deck has actual variance in what its doing by design, even if his xod lists get foul

Akina>Yuyu for character. Yuyu failed to do in six cours what Akina did in three, who also doesnt get shafted by Tohya Mirei and Danji in the character department at the same time

>>97275579
I honestly fucking hate Danji as a character. So much fucking wasted potential and hia development fucking sucks. He starts off as this cool big brother type with a hidden backstory and mysterious motivations. But the more you learn, thr worse it gets. He ends up being a shitty person with little actual substance or justification for his terrible behavior. He's just annoying now.

>>97279023
Make it 1WB and 1/3. Vigilance and First Strike. I would try to word the first ability like it gains indest and deathtouch if it's attacking alone. Blocking doesn't fit NV flavor or MtG color theory. If you want the +1/+1 counters, that's fine.

As-is it's too slow for any real play, but 3 CMC would be OP with both abilities. Refine the abilities like I suggest and I think it could work.

>>97279580
I like this a lot, but legendaries with a name and title only say the name in rule text.

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>>97279599
Good to know. Thanks. I'll have it fixed.

>>97279580
>>97279618
Those are skins, not custom.

What cost should this be?

Iron Maiden - ?
Artifact Creature - Structure
2/4

Iron Maiden cannot attack.

On ETB, Iron Maiden fights target creature. If that creature survives, it becomes a 1/1 creature and cannot attack as long as Iron Maiden is in play.

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How big should voodoo be in a game set in New Orleans?
How... stereotypical should it be?

>>97279502
>How big should voodoo be in a game set in New Orleans?
Yes
>How... stereotypical should it be?
Very, this is WoD

>>97279410
Not my problem, I own stock in Pentex.
>>97279502
Depends on the players, understandably some problem don't want you to spew your autistic research on voodoo traditions all over them with the excuse of of New Orleans but some might like the whole alternate occultism.
>Vampire/Mage/Mummy/Changeling
Certainly, that could be good.
>Hunter/Demon/Wraith/Werewolf
I don't think it fits very well to go heavy on voodoo.

>>97279056
Bardo is a very specific mentality towards humanity. Most Tzimisce see humans are we see bugs. They feel forced to eat them and that they are much better than humans. That's why they try so hard to detatch themselves to become something superior.

Logically speaking, there can be Tzimisce that follow Bardo, which isn't just a Discipline, but an entire moral ethos. But, they'd be the odd ones.

Has there been any attempt at doing a resident evil/VTM crossover?

Both francises feature secret socity's controlling the world (the family/umbrella/mold girl and VTM vampires) fucking up and causing a taskforce dedicated to hunting them down.

>>97278596
That's super cute.

>>97268751
I often suffer from the same issue with Dark Heresy in that people seem to play it as a dungeon crawler and everyone gets over geared rapidly. Current campaign is in hiatus but we're mid career and it's only the second "mission". People walking around with bolters and carapace - again, no one is checking weight/ammo/reloads etc. I bring up playing Wrath instead but everyone just says it's a shit system but they've never played.

>>97279044
>Playing what's supposed to be an investigation focused game like a combat oriented dungeon crawler when Deathwatch and Only War are right there
>Playing a game focused on combat, dungeon crawling and equipment, but ignoring half of mechanics that give those extra depth
Christ...

>>97279070
It is what it is.

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>>97279044
I don't check weight too much, I always felt it was superfluous. However, I do usually use basically loadouts (usually 2 weapons and maybe a sidearm/melee weapon), and tell peeps that if their loadout seems unreasonably heavy then they probably won't fit it on their body. I do tell peeps to carefully check their ammo and reloads, though. OSP is very important, and the teams have to figure out weapon and ammo transportation, such as spending time outfitting a vehicle with ammo racks, purchasing ammo drops, or that one time they bought a porter slave.

>>97273412
All right, then I'll play a TTRPG to slaughter and loot, because those things are not exclusive to video games.

>>97274183
This.
It's a term that's spouted because "everyone knows it", but then when someone is NO TRVE MVRDERHOBO the worthless shit-flinging starts.
It's inconsistent, and is barely worth more than a buzzword in a conversation.

So it would be nice if OP could use his own words to explain what he means by "murderhobo games" so such worthless shit-flinging can be avoided and we can have an actual conversation about the thread he absolutely needed to start; seeing how this is a board for tabletop games after all.

>>97277168
>pilpul

>>97273892
Who are you quoting?

>>97261360
It's funny when fags pretend they're not angry

>>97272777
Rocking Edit
>>97275192
>Better?
I really like the volumetric thing you have going with the edges. I do think the magma still contrasts, but I can't think of a way to have it not while being differentiable from the water so your way is the best as it stands.

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Updated the timeline. This reminds me we need to re-write some of the wiki articles to take into account the lore updates, particularly those related to the Second Oriental Crisis and the Italo-Ethiopian War.

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>>97275322
>I really like the volumetric thing you have going with the edges.
Ok, I'll try to keep those.
> USA
Ok, gonna try to get it done for this evening, here's the New Alamo Outlaw. Very cheap, low Discipline, that will likely require you to use Ambush mechanics or loading up on Alcohol to get them to push through the mid and late game.
Thinking there could be some campaign mechanics (maybe a Criminal sponsor?) where that roll may turn into a promotion mechanic.
Any feedback on switching the Gunslinger to a Specialist profile?

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>>97279360
Stage Coach. Lots of rules, but I think it should be simple enough once it hit the table. Shelter rules are for the Frontier Settler, if you load on them then all you have to do is give your passenger Warm Meals and you'll recoup a part of your cost. Not enough to turn it into a legitimate econ engine, but a start.
RAW there's nothing to prevent you from using the Stage Coach's Embarked models for the various Ambushes, so there's a bit of gimmick there to pull as well.
(Fml new kitten likes to tapdance on my keyboard I had to rewrite this twice already... )

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>>97279642

-2

>>97279642
based

A true and honest bot thread

>>97279642
Aha, get it? Because Jessica Biel only tanned once? Haha? Man fuck you OP.

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>>97278311

TFW still no Trail

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>>97279133
?

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>>97266292
>Would you join the SCP Foundation or one of its rivals?
I would join the Global Occult Coalition just to pilot their mecha.
>Which Mobile Task Force would you join?
If I have to pick then it will be the one that eliminates kaiju. I don't remember their name.
>Have you played any of the tabletop games based on SCP?
I didn't know they exist. Are they available online for free?

>>97266292
>Would you join the SCP Foundation or one of its rivals?

If I were to join the Foundation, it'd be Ethics Committee just to see what their internal barometer is looking like in there.

For a POI besides? Anartists at large, whether or not they're part of "Are We Cool Yet?".