"Contemplate This on the Tree of Woe" EditionArchives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97219855>Thread Question: What would you ask as a thread question if you took the burden upon yourself?
>>97227082>Reason: Smug>Body: 25, Average (Vit)Average appearance should limit any infamy and make disguise easier.>Specialization: Oddball (Reversion: Vit, Mag)It should have defensive & utility uses, though it's not offensively potent. Healing, removing evidence, counterspelling, etc.>Weapon Melee (Knife)Concealable with good stats, but not very high damage potential.>Outfit: Uniform (Business Attire)>Power: DuplicationExceptionally good for survivability, which is my main goal. Chosen over Regeneration for allowing better stealth and information gathering (insert survivability_onion.jpg).>Stats: 5 Str, 4 Agi, 21 Vit, 5 Mag, 5 Lck>Perks: Gifted, Blood Magic, Enhanced Sustenance, Masculinity, Enhanced Outfit,>Patron: Lesser Force (Spirit of Business)>Drawbacks: Limited, Alien Mind, Clueless, ParanoidComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228301Also, going by human standards (stats of 4, one-shot by swords, Vit 10 shrugs off swords), the duplicates should have effective Vit of (your Vit - 6). So mine would have ~15.
>>97227608>What's there to look forward to?nothing, everything is shit made for retards by retards
>>97228354The ultimate cuck: he hates it but still sits on his chair
>>97226953>I might ask:>Who are your top 3 (or 10 or however many) authors?>It's surprising how rarely this gets asked.JRPG AnonTankistaEternal Anon
Wasted Edition▶Previous thread:>>97108804Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V▶TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97227154I’ve fallen in love after doing the base coats on one. I still need to highlight but I am a big fan of how they look painted. Them being so small really helps.
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Just joined a necromunda campaign and looking for some advice about initial upgrades/purchasesI've got a venators list with:Leader (ranged, wyrd)2 beastman champs with frenzon collars4 gangers with grenade launcher, combat shotgun, 2 lasgunsWhat are some decent territories and purchases to aim for as an opener - I've heard settlement and anything that lets me buy gear at discounted prices is good.I'm thinking that priority will be getting armour (at least mesh+/-undersuit) is the first thing. After that, gangers with boltguns and stuff e.g. grapnels, heavy weapons.Thoughts?Also, are there any decent ways to bump armour saves for cheap. Ceramite shields seems good but will probably need a grapnel launcher to offset the speed issues.
>>97228255>bump armour saves for cheapceramite shield ain't cheap. If you need more armor buy ablative overlay.
>>972282551. You need more bodies not to get ruined by a bad bottle roll. At least 9-10.2. Frenzon collars are busted as hell unless you houserule them to at least need "frenzon charges" after each use.3. That's my personal autism, but I think that grapnel launchers used to travel purely horizontally, on ground level, are kinda silly, but you do you.>>972284114. Ablative overlay are EXTREMELY gay and should be banned. Not only they are extra bookkeeping, they are also a no-brain purchase.
>DM does the tired old Yin-Yang as mutually exclusive gended-coded principles of magic>acts all uppity when we figure obvious loophole to master both
>>97228004Time to give him a name, like /v/ does. Eric, Barry, and Cris are all taken.
>>97228044Wilbur.
>>97223050It's the Wheel of Time system. Male and Female magic is different, and they need to work together to cast the most powerful spells in the setting.
>>97222366Why do the blocks in her hand look like the woman is pegging the futa, who's pegging the man?
>>97224025Dungeons and Dragons 5e, certain Elves are gender-fluid (in honor of their gender-fluid god) and possessive of substantial magical power because of this.
RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>Splicers>Nightbane>Savage RiftsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97227120But the lizardwomen always delivered the goods.
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>>97227115>Explicit plant paintings on wall
>>97188640>Because they have edgy costumes and have villains>They must be "bad guys"This is your brain when you have an underdeveloped frontal lobe.
How do you justify a "pest race" like goblins or rat people in your setting? Why wouldn't the dominant species make a concentrated effort to eradicate them if they were a problem?
>>97222319check out this dank philosophyWe're!
>>97225324You're right, I just try not to think about it too deeply, my bad
>>97226318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OdExTY2D8M
>>97213989You add several competing "dominate" species on top of it who are all competing with each other, as well as other "pest" races and monstrosities that make singling one out too much effort, as it would take resources away from other threats that need to be dealt with.
>>97213989>Why wouldn't the dominant species make a concentrated effort to eradicate them if they were a problem?Might as well also ask, how humans even exist in a fantasy world still without plot armor.
Wasted edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97228315They spent years on FF. They shat out Spiderman over a weekend as far as I can tell. Same will be true for TMNT.
>>97228315I wish they would put as much effort in a proper magic set.
>>97228187>m. night shyamalanLooking forward playing Mr. Glass as commander
>>97228315>I kinda just want another FF set over all these other UB sets they are doingTHEN GO AND PLAY FINAL FANTASHITSTOP FUCKING WITH OTHER PEOPLES HOBBIES FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING INTERESTS
>>97228403>whenever creature an oponent control dies, return it to the battlefield with a double strike and trample counter.>creatures with counters are goaded
How has a wife/girlfriend joining the group affected your games?
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>>97227155I genuinely couldn't give a toss what you accept.
>>97223515funny guy
>>97223311>How has a wife/girlfriend joining the group affected your games?Do you Catan?
>>97223311In boardgames we do great, in ttrpg we play different tablets because our play-styles don't mesh well.
winter edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tech Mahindra Global Chess League | December 13th - 24th- FIDE World Rapid and Blitz Championships | December 25th - 31st- Rilton Cup | December 27th - January 5th- Lichess Winter Marathon | December 28th- European Women's Rapid and Blitz Chess Championship | January 8th - 12th- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97225807>anything is possibleThis. Because sometimes they don't know how to mate or they run out of time trying.
>>97217293Finals:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg10zLSB6-Q
How screwed am I? Playing against an acquaintance from the gym and he said he was pretty good. I'm white by the way.
>>97228322Its over
>Na6ausGOD black opening
Thread #02 Lean Winter on the TundraPrevious Thread: >>97090196Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97224887Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest.>This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra.>Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory.>Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter.>Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads.
>>97227453>>97227460Goodness, that is certainly a dreadful discovery. Were you able to learn anything about the start of the attack? Shame about the infection but that is certainly some excitement you got. I suppose if the kraken sticks to that one area, and you took some remains, you could find a mystic to lay a curse or three on it. Wither it to death and all that.
Seance was performed by the others while I kept eyes on the town, made one hell of a breakthrough. Woman we found, she was exploring the woods for fun and stumbled upon the enfield horrors' lair. Tried to run away, they got her before she could make it to town. Strike team's going to clean out the lair today. If the monster's not at home, they'll set up some traps and wait for it to come back. About time we go on the offensive. Meanwhile, myself and a few others will hang back here in town, watch for feds and just in case the beast decides to come back here.
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bro what a tease is this gameThis was sold as tits and goreAnd there's barely like 2 models with titsCall me when they have a lust demon and all the warband is tits
>>97228238Kitbash tits on your minis then, don't let the devs tell you how many boobs are allowed
Finished a witchburner today, I gave armor chipping a go but was somewhat conflicted on the results, anyone has any tips on doing chipped-paint on armor?
>>97228314It's the same deal, the female bodies are still 0.5% of the bunchIt's kitbash tits plus heads plus bodies and at that point I'm making female minis myself
>>97228314Making 'official mini's', and thus opening the game up to hobby newfags who can't sculpt or kitbash something as basic as a set of tits, has truly ruined the game.
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97227817>too tied down to one regionI have no clue what you mean here?>>97227844>not sure why you're against themJust being topically flippant lol. I agree that kuo have a lot of potential what with their psychic generation BS >>97227858>Free edition >Any osr content you want Y r u so mad
>>97227911This is not an /osrg/ and it should not be called /osrg/. That's trolling.
>>97227911The Kuo-Toa making "gods" with their belief can have interesting potential. I imagine an evil group capturing Kuo-Toa young and raising them in cults designed to create many minor evil gods for a part in a grand master plan. The plan might even be "Fuck up this kingdom and then we will loot it blind, maybe claim a throne".
>>97227931youre right, this is not /osrg/, this is OSRG.this is not a /2eg/ or /todd/ or /acksg/ this is an OSRG. If you dont like it, you can go back to /osrg/ and talk about "first decade" dnd like ravenloft and pharaoh.
>>97228236now that sounds like a fun premise for a long term campaign. Divine eugenics program could lead to something truly crazy.
>take soulless Primarishit model>insert classic Forge World MkIV SOVL>??????>PROFIT!And the best part is, because the precedent established by Games Workshop Group v. Chapterhouse Studio explicitly protects compatible third-party accessories, there is nothing GW can do about it but cry and exclude them from their subsidized events.
>>97222843>>97225686These posts (and all the rest of your samefag spam) are basically just a faggier version of reddit upboatsYou are LITERALLY acting like Reddit when you post shit like this.
Or - and I'm just spitballing here - or people are legitimately fed up with being told they missed the general every time they post about a traditional game on the traditional games board, and are happy to see someone push back against the moralizing busybodies who don't contribute and just spam, "this belongs in a general," each and every thread. But you're probably right, it's all just >>97190784 samefagging. That's the most plausible explanation for sure.
Someone feels called out lmao
>>97198667We're lying now, I see.
>>97190630Keep this shit to your containment thread wankstain.
Shard Bugs
Posting gore since I'm crankySleep apnea keeps waking me up, think I've only gotten maybe 10 hours of sleep the past three daysI'll work on cropping the rest of my pictures I guess
>>97222555Oh shit double trips didn't notice at firstCheck out this card I pulled from the topper pack after waking up a bit
I'm glad you posted all this stuff here. This way the shitpost density of /acg/ remains as high as possible.The last thing we want is cool and fun enthusiasm about alternative card games in the alternative card game thread. That place is for console wars and schizophrenia.
>>97226592I was unaware of that threadSorry have just awoken from collapsing on my futon from exhaustion
Oh yeah here's my super rares or whatever they call them need to refresh myself on their terminology also might need to retake this oneI really need to get a new phone or something
>'member when Primarchs were CLONES of Thy Emperor and not his sons with Erda ("Goddess-Empress" meme-turn-canon)>'member when Erda didn't exist and didn't ruin the Imperium by ejecting her sons to the Warp just to piss off Thy Emperor>'member when 40k was actually absurdist Grimdark and not mature, deep, serious Hopepunk>'member when the Imperium was actually xenophobic and not species-mixer with Eldars and Tau>'member when Salamanders were "reverse albinos" (Caucasians with actual black skin) instead of space wakandans>'member when Space Wolves, Ultramarines and Cadians were 100% whites>'member when Custodes were 100% males>'member when Mortarion despised being Nurgle's slave>'member when Magnus despised being Tzeentch's slave >'member when Necrons were space egyptian terminators and not space B1 droids with spooky body>'member when Thy Emperor was a tragic idealist man and not "CEO of galactic daddy issues">'member when SM armors were actually cool and had beaks and not the current clusterfuck of iconography and stamps Membermarine 'members. And you?
Is there any army other than Eldar (aspects), Blood Angels (sang guard, death company) and Dark Angels (ravenwing, deathwing) where you're encouraged to have units with multiple different color schemes?
>>97228037Orks, Tau (vespid, kroot), Chaos, demons
>>97228037Genestealers (they're supposed to be a guerilla force, so as long as you keep the fleshy mutations the same color scheme, everything else makes more sense to be all over the place)Knights (if your band of Knights are Freeblades, it would be lore-accurate to have members from different houses alongside each other)
>>97218298Sadly no, please give us more context, sounds cool.
>>97222162>It was never directly stated that the Primarch's were clones.It is literally write in the next editions (before Erda) how Primarchs were created 100% from Emperor's DNA.>Salamanders were just black guys Read OP again, "reverse albinos", BLACK-skinned caucasians (european skull and physiognomy).>The custodes were 100% nothing because there were only four linesStill, they were 100% males, if you want females you have the Sisters of Silence.>The Emperor's motivations were always shadyOk, at least back then he was not the "CEO of daddy issues".>The Imperium were literally breeding with Eldar in the RT rulebook.Ok, eldars are "human-like", you can have the "honorary humans" category, but at least the Imperium still was xenophobic in a cool way, without all the 50/50 Schrödinger's human supremacism of the current edition.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97227267Sounds like all women are mentally deficient.
>>97226627But dude-with-tits is a legitimate type of woman, I work a factory job and see them all the time. Generally speaking even pretty butch girls will like cute things, animals and kids though
>>97227364Many have been saying this.
>>97226205No. Are you going to pretend you don't mean anything more significant than the vacuous "everything someone creates comes from their own mind" when the original claim was that all characters were necessarily self-inserts?
>>97226437Generally 'guy with tits' is 95.5% accurate anyway. You're roleplaying a person who first and foremost goes out and is regularly exposed to danger, hardship, pain and peril. If they're lucky, they're also physically and psychologically a cut above the rest of everyone else. Not just brave and daring, but used to being a physical and/or violent authority in society, just as much as they're risking their lives in every battle and encounter.That encourages a highly pragmatic, practical lifestyle and outlook, as well as either discouraging empathy (because you don't want to think about the feelings of the orcs you're killing), or simply doesn't care about it most of the time ('mother nature doesn't care about your feelings', and they're already an elevated status in most social groups, even if unofficially).And for the reasons >>97227267 outlines very well, this will read as somewhat more masculine than feminine.They're not just more results-oriented, or more pragmatic, but they're a physical authority, more than a lot of men are.You might encounter some 'gendered' roleplay moments, where your PC goes 'the woman route' and does 'the woman thing/s' instead of 'the men thing/s', and MAYBE if you're really into your realism (or playing in the Berserk setting), you can add in the biological quirks like; dealing with menstruation, society's gender expectations, or the dilemma of doing what she loves vs settling down to have children. But realistically, for a beer and pretzels game of functionally any normal RPG, you roleplay like normal, and remember that your character goes into the woman's bathrooms at the royal ball. It's also better than trying to rp differently for female pc's. That just reveals your powerlevel, because the difference shows how you think 'women work'. Rarely a good look. Never if one of the people at the table is a chick.
