I've spent the last year, studying, and designing a custom Arthurian set, originally intended to be based on Le Morte d'Arthur (like how P3k was based on Romance of the Three Kingdoms). However, as I continued to study, and look into different (and some obscure sources) this turned into a much more wider net. This set, which is no where near finished includes>Welsh Triads and The Magnibong>Pre-Vulgate Arthur traditions>Vulgate/Post Vulgate/Lancelot cycles>some English/Welsh fairy tales>and even a bit of the Victorian Arthurian revival (especially for art). I avoided the Italian and German romances entirely, and tried not to include weird outliners except when needed. Outside of art, nothing is sourced from the 20th century or onward. Also all art is public domain. I'm mainly posting here for feedback. Some will be art recommendations, flavor text (especially sourced) will be always welcomed.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97289479The start of most telling of Erik and Enide are about Arthur establishing a hunt for a white stag.To those that hate it, here is more banding!
>>97288344No one said Brassclaw Orcs was broken in draft. Nor white knight.
>>97282821No offense OP, but you spent a year on this and it's not even worded correctly...?
>>97282821This reminds me of the time I made a few custom Yu-gi-oh sets based on ww2
>>97289855I'm a busy mf. Most of it was spent reading.
Impromptu Flying Lesson edition>Previous Thread: >>97266080>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97283280Lorgar sent it flying.
>>97289830It's fine. What's with the volkite thingy randomly slapped in his palm?
>>97289830Fucking hell that amalgamation of random gun bits on his fist if ugly as sin.
Made some progress today
>>97288860kek
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97289793Awesome! Didn't notice that post before, looking good, especially keen to see the Night Lord done. But I reckon the World Eater will steal the show.
>>97288970Nta but FW did at some point have photo-etched bits, stuff like aquilas, chapter logos, etc.
>>97288814Fabulous Bill
>>97237452Does oldhammer, this thread and elsewhere, favour any particular of the older editions?
>>97288729he got an axe later>>972898542nd is what you'll find most people doing when it comes to oldhammer 40k, 5th for WHFB though with a few holdouts for 3rd.
>gameplayFor Centaurs, you should be able to use them as mounts when not in combat if they're lightly armed & armored. I think you could ride into battle with them and fight on their back without overburdening them, depending on your loadout. Squeezing into dungeons and caves might be a bit of a bitch, and your centaur companion may find themselves too cumbersome to accompany you in certain locations. If people in wheelchairs can make do, I'm sure a transmog potion or a shrinking potion might solve the problem.>fantasy settingsThey're more at home here for sure, like having a horse. Some taverns may give you a hard "no" for your centaur companion, but I'm sure regions that are steeped in centaur culture or adjacent ones have accommodations for their unique anatomy. If nothing else, they could help carry your camp supplies and other provisions. >loadouts for fantasyIf you're not riding them, I think they can be pretty well armed and armored- think tower shield and a mace/flail. They also make good spearmen, so I think they'd be comfortable wielding a halbard and similar pike-style weapons. This would be with them wearing plate mail cuirass for the human portion and chainmail curtain over their horse hind quarters, or perhaps some specially fitted Gambeson. Other plate sections could be fitted to their horse body as needed. Archery and crossbows seem like they'd work for ranged options. I've not considered them using magic, but having a fairly mobile spellcaster seems cool as well.
>>97282271>This. I fail to see why EVERY race has to be able to occupy EVERY role in the military. This reeks of woke inclusivity bullshit.Different Anon wandering in from the outside:In ye oldest fantasy times it can be kind of fun to think about how "specialized" fantasy races perform all the same roles in their own self-contained/homogenous communities we normally wouldn't we see them do outside of those situations. You're otherwise right though.
>>97285335>you do not decide how your enemy engagesSkill issue, and I'm only half-joking here. Defenders get to leverage the home turf advantage.Limiting your enemy's options to force him into a limited number of options that can be prepared for in advance is Military Strategy 101.But otherwise, you're right. My point was that versatility and adaptability for a mixed race army is even more crucial than it usually is.>>97285385>it can be kind of fun to think about how "specialized" fantasy races perform all the same roles in their own self-contained/homogenous communities"Specialized" races perform as you might expect. They'd excel in some areas, and be utterly inept in others.With centaurs putting a heavy emphasis on their equivalent of cavalry, for example.But if said ineptitude reaches extreme levels in a critical area, i.e. agriculture, they might form an alliance with some other race to cover each other's weaknesses.This can naturally evolve into the multi-racial kitchen sink fantasy kingdoms we know today.And to get back on topic of centaurs themselves…>>97276558Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279615That's fair, and quite an elegant answer. A prestigious bodyguard 'caste' is a good idea, and does help with the status at both ends (for the centaur, a recognition of their ability, for the employer, "oh, you mean you CAN'T afford a centaur? Huh, I thought you were someone..."). I'm rather disappointed I didn't even think of the private sector, as it were, and even more so that 'mounted police' eluded me; I was even thinking of how modern 'dragoons' would translate... Consider my hat duly tipped, anon, thank you.
Slight vidya tangent here, forgive me (hang in there, it comes around). I'm a little flustered that Sega hasn't capitalized on its Shining Force property as of late. The most recent title I could find from that series was in 2007. Apart from a mobile game that was shuttered, there's been nothing on the horizon for that series for a decade now.I feel like it would be a perfect setting for a TTG with the richness of the world and the diversity of the characters. The Phantasy Star TTG by Skydawn kinda shit the bed since it's a reskin of their fork of 5E, and from what I've seen, the book and the mechanics kinda sucked ass. I wouldn't put faith in them to create something worth playing. I don't know what a Shining force TTG would look like, but I think it'd be a home with similarly styled universes like D&D and similar fantasy worlds. You could maybe make it a hybrid of TTGs between Warhammer-style large battles and more unit-specific mechanics. Sadly, I think it'll have to be a homebrew creation, but I have no experience cooking anything like that. I just want an excuse to have come fresh centaur content.
>>97285385first fuck offbitching about woke isnt an observation stop being a fucking normiesecondly pic is cool7/10the mace heads should look like boobs or the books should have metal bra with the same curved spikesi do like how fucking mean they all look
Let's say your party plays as human colonists on another world. Everything outside your settlement is hostile and wants to kill you, including the indigenous population of humanoid aliens. But there's also potential to win great wealth by discovering new resources to be exploited. What would you do in such a setting? What system would you use to run such a game?
>>97287490>chain of command oriented ... the players are directing their own fates.I wonder if some sort of hack of one of the old Star Trek systems would work here? You're ostensibly part of a wider organisation but are largely left to do your own thing, after all.
>>97286239xenocide
>>97286239Try first contact and rip off the natives with outdated weapons, technology, worthless gifts and buy territory from them. They get to be the top dog nigger tribe for a few years under their little nigger tribes of niggers while we expand operations cost effective. If they're absolutely not gonna cooperate we will start killing of all local fauna and flora, use high altitude operations and standoff bombing runs so they absolutely can't strike back. Merciless use of Herbicides sterilizes the surface while we introduce diseases, radiation, chemicals to make them sick without them knowing. None of the planets biosphere is of any value to us anyway because it's hostile and toxic. Might as well start over and try to introduce earth species. Tribes helping us will receive strips of land in controlled zones where they are slowly genocided with tight population control shifting their demographic over decades until they collapse. The complete invasion is happening over centuries as we take larger and larger chunks of the planet and fill it with settlers. The ones at the frontier are basically just sacrifices to frame counterattacks as vile acts of terrorism and to keep priming new generations to keep up the fight against the hostile Aliens. Maybe throw some falseflag attack at earth occasionally too.
>>97287490>very chain of command oriented so don't suit well to most classic ttrpg modes of play where the players are directing their own fates.not necessarily, if the premise is that the party goes out alone in the jungle with limited support to explore that chain of command is very theoretical.In fact this is basically the set-up for recom Quaritch in avatar and could easily be expanded for other types of expeditions, maybe with different goals from different interest groups, some of them directly contrary along with whatever personal goals the players have. Doesn't seem very hard to do at all. I wonder how well traveler would handle this sort of game?
>>97289412Still going to have CoC in the group during missions and have to answer to one when they get back. Failure to have one off site in hostile territory means death. Failure to have one at the settlement means the settlement falls apart. Traveller's career and character generation would work for establishing that and has been used in the past. The ranges for the OG traveller combat map are fun. >>97289080Not a huge trekie, haven't looked at much of the games for it past the old starfleet battles one. You'll notice in the shows there's a captain who tells people to do things and they have to do it though. And they regularily get messages and commands from higher ups. Or a CO on an away team. Chains of command are hard to simulate for players.
New Year Edition!>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97290030>I feel that just raises the weird question of why the Exalted are better at slaying the makers of the world than material things.They were made to do the former.>>97290145>It goes back to WoD. All the dumb bugaboos do.The ancestry is traced back to "dominate doesn't work on people of higher generation than you".
>>97290260>They were made to do the former.I do not accept this as a valid explanation when the Exalted are ALSO extremely good at doing things like bureaucracy and linguistics that nominally have nothing to do with slaying the makers of the world. This is a ridiculous premise that logically extended would make the Exalted no good at melee combat at all. The entire point is they can do the impossible, not that Godzilla can't be killed by an Exalt because he's too BIG and STRONK.
>>97290277An explanation is that immortality killers have different restrictions.GET was developed to kill immaterial immortals, Lunar's was made to kill personal enemies (defining negative Intimacy), Abyssal's works on everything thing, etc...
>>97289282References to other games aren't really hangups, and they're not a bad thing as long as WoD logic doesn't dictate how things work in Exalted. Grand Maw as a Necromancy teacher, for instance, sounds like a pretty harmless reference to me. >>97289362I think Deathlord immortality is kind of unnecessary on all levels, because Deathlords are masterminds with a fuckload of schemes going on and a fuckload on servants executing those schemes. Like, when you go up against a Deathlord, it's not like you'll encounter the Deathlord themself first. You'll stumble in the middle of some nefarious plan you'll disrupt and work from there to unravel a greater plan, and you'll fight come face to face with the servants of the Deathlord before finding a way to force the monster itself to face you. Having a fair fight with a Deathlord is already the culmination of a storyline, and the result of a lot of effort and plenty of lesser challenges overcome. Narrratively and thematically letting the climax of a story be actually climactic and an actual end to that story - and maybe the start of a new one where the rest of the Deathlords turn their attention to this new threat that has already slain one of their own - would be fine.>>97289642Because those are opinions some people have and are allowed to have, because this is a board for discussing Exalted, and because discussions where you only deign to acknowledge people you fully agree with are pretty boring, I'd assume.>>97289841Deathlords being awful but sane enough to offer cool shit and other incentives to their most valuable tools would be enough for me. Fuck, let them be genuinely fond of their Abyssals, even, in their own minds benevolent mentor figures, while also being evil as fuck, and let Abyssals react how they will to these absolutely vile monsters showing them apparently genuine respect and affection accompanied by whole lot of gifts.>>97290108Then you'll die, but it might be a funny comedic oneshot.
>>97290277>bureaucracy and linguistics that nominally have nothing to do with slaying the makers of the worldI can see several common scenarios where Bureaucracy would be practically necessary during the Primordial War. It's mostly Speed the Wheels/Deft Official's Way and countering mass social attacks, but admittedly that's most of the Solar Bureaucracy charmset in 1e/2e. One very simple scenario: You need manses set up quickly to pin down a section of the infinite desert or world-encircling river or whatever, to form a beachhead into the Primordial's body and eventually to pin down limits on it's extremities. Autobot's provided the designs. Bureaucracy makes it go fast enough to be flung up at a war-worthy pace, and counters both attacks and sabotage.Re: Linguistics, it's a little harder to justify, but not that much harder when it provides some of the absolute best mass attacks out there. Draw out a very accurate depiction of Ligier getting NTR'd and spread it among the first circle deva, then allow hilarity to ensue as he falls from grace among his armies and starts executing subjects for thought crimes.
Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle Spirits>Ashes>One PieceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97290250I think we want to encourage deck variety so that people don't just play the same deck over and over, so just giving all starters to everyone might help with that
Wixoss will be cool to learn but I had to make sure my voice was heard. I would also accept Warcraft
>>97290018I love you sorcery schizo anon
>>97290350>2026>nobody even fuckfab anymoreWe are the forgotten. Sad days upon us.
>>97290399threadbaby only cares about how much cards cost and doesn't want to talk about Silver Age or Compendium of Rathe/PEN. He just wants to whine about GEM packs that he won't get because he lives in the upper north, eh and antiquities packs which will be filled to the brim with more golden frame shit commons worth 1$.
Conquest of the New World Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97290180>orç>not green
>>97290180best I can do is this, but it would need to be a dirtier green
>>97290205it's pronounced org(y), it's orange
>>97290180Gur should be amber, otherwise speels like Amber Claws and Amber Spear don't make much sense in that lore
I'll answer my own TQ again:I'd like to get the mechanical steed back. From what I've heard it wasn't a good pick for engineers in ye olde years, but I think it looks cool.>>97289375I'm trying to paint stripes on the clothes of my Empire dudes. It's going surprisingly well, although I'm not sure whether I'll go for block patterns as well (usually that's an orc thing in this setting).>>97289418>>97289484Admittedly I don't pay that much attention to file names, as long as I can find them back in my image folders. I'll rename it in the off-chance I'll reuse it for an OP in a year or two (if I'm still around on this god-forsaken website, that is).>>97289461That's why I limited this to units or characters..
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Tex Talks editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38cHV-lZCXIPrevious Thread: >>97267187================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97283640>they made their Marauder factory in like 3005 using Feddie engineers they hired from GM>>97283747>TTI (Taurus Territorial Industries), VMI (Vandenberg Mechanized Industries) and Pinard Protectorates Limited all produce MAD-3R's. There are Great Houses that don't have 3 Maurader lines. Do you not understand how batshit that is.holy BTFOjust shows that trolls don't actually read the sourcebooks books
>>97286363The allies completely failed to preserve an independent poland in the face of german and soviet aggression, first watching them get stomped by the germans, then watching them get stomped by the soviets, then abandoning them to decades of soviet occupation. Poland lost, they lost multiple times in one war.Poland only exists because their moronic, financially irresponsible captor overdosed on krokodil long enough for them to escape the basement.
>>97290015Peripherats can't have heavy mechs, only bugs and an occasional Shadow Hawk to remind them of how they could be better.
>>97290015Also says Taurians made Commandos and Rommels. Now that we've pointed out the three classic fuckups in that section that everyone has known for three decades, care to address the other 90% of the book that has been kept and reprinted through the timeline? You know, like the actual substantive part of that post from Periphery 2nd that you're ignoring and pretending doesn't exist? Bitch.
ECM kinda sucks, there's like 2 things it counters.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
And here are just a few simple updates for my older jumps.Star Wars Bounty Hunter (1.3)>https://files.catbox.moe/r0hf88.pdfChangelog:>Minor typo fixes.Digimon Adventure V-Tamer 01 (1.2)>https://files.catbox.moe/mqyoow.pdfChangelog:>Ultimate Force now specifies it applies to Mega level or above.Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime) (1.2)>https://files.catbox.moe/jp0ot9.pdfChangelog:>Minor typo fixes.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97285892Just upload it to the main drive. We have worse ecchi series in there.
>>97289482Not to mention we have Fate stay night and Tsukihime which have sex scenes.
Places to pick up a power toggle? Ideally one that's not just on/off but lets you adjust the output.
>>97288695Not bad actually, picked up some Godzilla figures, almost finished my Godzilla physical collection. Work is draining my soul slowly and my writing has slowed significantly, but I'm picking back up with the new year I think.
Thread #007 Countess EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97258877Previous Thread>>97131386Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97284014Hey Grin, this girl a "friend of a friend?"
>>97290179Asking for a friend!
>>97290179Can't comment on the present day, but as an SS it's at least theoretically possible she knew Pre-Lick Dr. Totentanz. Not that you heard that from me.
A excerpt from Irene Haschke's interrogation.Mercury Lamp: "Hey, you. You're finally awake."Irene Haschke: "Did you win yet?"The Devil Wears Me: "You killed my wife in Bergen-Belsen."IH: "Then I was captured, tried, found guilty, sentenced to prison, and I served my sentence. I'm a gwood gwirl now~"TDWM: "Are you?"IH: "Did Jacob ever feel sorry for taking his birthright from his brother Esau who was starving to death? At least I can pretend to be sorry, but even in your myths, none of you kikes ever could."TDWM: "What should we be pretend to be sorry for?"IH: "Do you live under a rock? The State of Israel is going out of its way to illuminate the civilized part of this world on what your ilk is capable of. Antisemitism is at an all time high, even children, tree huggers and feminists hate you now. Why do you think the original Final Solution was to send every last Erbsenzähler down to Madagascar? Why do you think my predecessors fought so hard against the Kommunistische Partei Deutschlands? Can you imagine bullshit like Israel's happening on European soil? Oh wait it did, when the Soviets invaded Czechoslovakia - a socialist republic, of course. Always with the brother - or comrade - wars. See? You make Tzimisce look like angels."TDWM: "Then what are you going to do about it?"IH: "We will tear your little veils of lies from this world, one by one. The little masquerade of the kine, the grand Masquerade of the cammies, and finally the Elders of your Elders."TDWN: "Who's 'we' again? Will you fight 'degeneracy' with seropositive fentanyl addicts, and the Antideluvians with people that look like Foucault?"IH: "Better a useful idiot than an useless one."TDWN: "Which one are you?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I just wanted a nice vacation away from Europe!
JUDGE! JUUUUUDGE!! YUGI'S CHEATING AGAIN!!
>>97270423GELSENKIRCHEN MAGIER
>>97270423Is it really cheating if you're just born with the power to top deck any card you want?
>>97270423Ash disliked this
>>97275344Darkload Sexchel
Seto, Melvin is invoking the power of Satan again.
Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97289518>Cyberpunk2020 has vague rules as well. It doesn't tell you how much dmg a grenade doeswhat the fuck
>>97290307>A retarded humanAre you trying to give me an example of one you illiterate retard?
>>97290324IIRC it doesn't even actually tell you what half the skills or attributes doI have never played it, just leafed through the rules once and found you had to make up the basic gameplay yourself
>>97290358what the fuck is the point then
>>97290358Opened up my copy of the core rulebook and you're full of shit. Page 26 describes all of the attributes and every skill gets a full description on pages 46-53.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Did Konami release physical copies of the 10th edition of the rulebook? I want to purchase one to take to locals.
Anybody ever tested Blue-Eyes with Thunder End Dragon?
>>97289473To get out a negate ASAP, only works with certain hands (lo and barrier/saffira/guardian).>normal lo, place blessings>link her off for almiraj>add lo back to hand with blessings>add guardian with either saffira or barrier>link almiraj into secure gardna>blessings triggers, you ritual summon guardian using lo in hand>CL1 add sauravis, CL2 special summon loTechnically the deck doesn't actually need it since you never summon more than 3 times, but this line was pretty handy when i ran the ryzeal cards instead of diviner and the dogmatika engine.
>>97290207nvm then, thought it was something generic for ritual decks since I also have no idea how to cope once herald gets banned
https://exhentai.org/g/3708618/627857b3d6/Gagaga Girl sex
Is there any way I can incorporate my fetish in my fantasy world without it becoming a magical realm?
…fuck. I was starting to type up a quick post of how to be subtle about it, how to bring it up primarily in scenes that are already slightly transgressive, to bandy it about in already-awkward situations so as to position it more as something awkward than as something to be sexualized, and to sometimes play it off as more of a joke than anything else……and then I realized that, based on what I was writing, I have reason to suspect that one of my players was magical realming the rest of the group with a piss kink in my last campaign. And, I mean, he DOES have a German girlfriend…
>>97290231>one of my players was magical realming the rest of the group with a piss kink in my last campaignThe yellow wizard fit didn't tip you off?
Why is it a popular contrarian thing now to pretend you're an asexual homonculus that doesn't like being reminded of the birds and the bees, or anything related to them. If you guys wanna see how REAL fiction looks, go read the Canterbury tales. You will be quite enlightened as to what the average english peasant considered day reading.
>>97290253How is it contrarian? I have pervs and prudes in my group and out of consideration for the others I don't make it all pervert shit
>>97290183I literally cannot think of an original setting that doesn't have at least a tiny bit of my magical realm;
