>>97242133
>tactical rock
the face sucks but I kinda like the pose

is there a safer profession in 40k than loin cloth maker?

>>97243223
tactical rock cutter

>>97243223
topknot stylist

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>>97243223
Shoulder pad maker.

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>>97236227
Pretty sure those came at a time when GW and co were getting into CAD. The GK Strike Cruisers from the same era were also too perfect/clean edge to not have been CAD origin.

>>97238392
If you look at the Mechanicus battleship's prow more closely you can see the little irregularities in the triangular chevrons on the red armor plate, the holes in the top of the quarter armor, and the arches on the armor, not to mention things like the panel lines on the sail behind the bridge. Battelfleet Gothic stuff was shockingly simply-sculpted. The line is almost entirely built up out of plastic strips, punched circles, and tubing. GW even did some features in White Dwarf about the sculpting process. I'll have to see if I still have the archive I put together on this computer.

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I love this old bastard

>>97243420
That's ok, because it has kitties. ^_^

>>97239800
>>97239862
is there any nikke card focused on asses?
I remember in the beginning of the game it was full of butts, but they stopped display them very quickly

>>97242704
It's a long story; Cousin's visiting fiance from overseas only plays EDH and enjoys opening booster packs. I hate opening boosters because nothing in them is ever worthwhile, but he asked what boosters I would like as a Christmas gift and have wanted to try F&B for a while.

>>97242712
Painful, but thank you for the honest response. I probably should've gotten into it years ago huh. I only got back into TCGs in late 2022.

>>97243596
Not sure. Some nice person sent me those cards for free.
I'd imagine there's an image db somewhere to have a look.

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Any toughts on Sorcery: Contested Realm? I haven't looked up on the playstyle, I got too distracted on the art that leans into the 90s Magic kinda way.

>>97243024
Extremely kino movie

>>97240164
Transhumans as aliens so -1 on the scale I guess

>>97242863
GURPS Space, GURPS Bio-Tech even if you don't play GURPS

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>>97240304
>blah blah blah I want star trek or rick and morty deconstruction

get Aids and die slow.

>>97243586
Retard

>>97235368
>Also, nobody enjoys the Holiday Special unironically.

... I mean, I like the Boba Fett cartoon.

>>97238920
>Spoiler

Right? And we're all supposed to assume that the New Republic were TOTALLY nice and TOTALLY fair and didn't screw over the people of At Attin in any way.

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>>97242301
They are supposed to come back on Q2 2026

Is it autistic to have chatgpt write little stories about my most memorable legion battles?

>>97243528
you can't write them yourself?

>>97243535
This is not the edh thread. Fuck off.

>>97243609
>Mention edh once (not relevant to post)
>Immediately spergs out
Dark Betrayal yourself.

Are you prepared for the Black History Month SL/UB of 2026? Maybe we will get strong white cards for once

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>>97243026
I watched a Nassif video earlier today and I noticed one person asking him for advice on "which premodern card to invest in". Speculators are bottom feeders.
>Why don't those guys running the premodern events just allow proxied decks as long as they look good?
Most premodern events are proxy friendly so long as they're in colour, obscure the card the printout is placed in front of etc. The issue arises when a WPN store tries to host a premodern event because they can't allow proxies for "official" events, i.e anything run instore using companion app. My LGS is WPN and we tried to set up Premodern events there but we ended up having to play at different stores because LGS was not proxy friendly; obviously, that's simply not practical when dealing with expensive RL cards like Survival for a niche format, or tracking down a bunch of some obscure common from Tempest when we live in a small, geographically distant country.

We're now getting similar numbers for premodern as we are for legacy at least. Printouts are fine as long as they're in color and completely obscure the card behind them. I ordered a custom printout of Survival Infestation just to have a nicer looking deck though.

>>97243680
>White cards are all nigs
I don't understand it. They still make them shit too. Do they hate nigs?

>>97243424
All I wanted was to honor family tradition, win a bunch of battles from behind a desk, and become part of the new ruling class of some newly conquered world! Oh God-Emperor! I was a piece of shit even back then! I totally deserve to be shot up the butt or squished like a bug! (incoherent sobbing for a while) I am pretty sure the Emperor turned-turned his backback on me ages ago anyways. (sobs) I think Slaanesh stole my-mymy soul seven years ago, and then Gork and Mork stole it from them, and then they have been playing this game for my soul ever since (more sobbing)”

>>97240610
>Be Lord Noctis Carrigen
>The world continues to burn
>Kriegers continue to burn
>Im laughing my head off as it seems the kriegers have succumb to Khorne and start fighting back harder then before
>One knocks me off my bike so I roll onto my feet
"BRING IT IMPERIAL PIG"
>We clash my Saber connecting with the Krieger's shovel
>Unfortunately for him my weapon is a chaos relic at this point
>No matter how strong he smacks he'll never break it
>I slash a few times sending him back
>I parry a overhead slash from him
>He staggers slightly as I deliver the killing blows
>Clean decapitation
>A bloody fountain spews forth from his neck stump as my sword drinks its fill

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>Be me
>Colonel Farragut of the Imperial Post
>Working on Candlemas, the one day in the year they never let us have off
>Doing my job delivering the post
>Candlemas presents
>They were supposed to arrive 2000 years ago, but someone at the depot arranged it so they're still arriving on candlemas day
>That's the administratum for you
>Already taken several swigs of Valhallan tanna and I'm pretty sure I'm over the alcohol limit for driving shuttle craft by several pints. points.
>Doesn't really matter, nobody bothers checking us, especially on candlemas day
>Today's delivery is to some backwater icehole called Nordica II
>Technically it's marked as uncontrolled but rules are rules
>The Imperial Post always delivers even when the delivery was scheduled 2000 years ago
>take another swig of tanna
>At least there aren't any valhallans on the planet
>Check the cargo manifest

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>>97240531
>Be the Hot Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh, Disguised as the Krieger Colonel
>The Felinid Commisar walks into my office with her aid, while her guards stay outside
>Six minutes of small talk begins now
>Then I start getting telepathic messages informing me that a Chaos Warband is raiding the planet
>How the hell do people not notice a fleet approach on a planet, which usually takes at least days from the nearest Mandeville point?
>How the hell do they also miss the deployment of landing craft until just seconds before they arrive?
>The attackers seem to be Khornates, but I suspect at least one over of the Great Four is aiding them
>Good thing all the Krieger murder squads have already entered the city and are on the verge of hitting their first targets. I made it very clear to them that their missions take priority no matter what else happens on the planet, this raid from outer space will only help the planned slaughter by delaying any sort of Imperial response
>I realize I have missed the first few things Kate said, and at any moment the air raid sirens will sound
>Time to act quick
>The air raid siren goes off and Kate and her aid get up to investigate
>I use their distraction to draw my laspistol and fire it at the handle for the door, melting its components and trapping everyone inside
“Are you aware, ‘Commissar’, that internal investigations a group made up of every Commissar on the planet other than yourself and Junior Commissar Tammy have come to the conclusion that at least 10% of your regiment is tainted?”
>It is funny because the 10% part is true

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>>97241712
>Be tank lieutenant Abdul of the Tallarn 454th armored.
>Secretly be Abby but crossdressing because my regiment doesn’t allow female officers.
>3 fucking years straight on an ice world!
>No fucking response at all from the Imperium.
>Im in a bar watching some kind of weird game on TV.
>Cant even fucking tell what’s going on anymore, I think the commentators have also given up on trying to keep track of the score.
>Stumble outside for some fresh air annd maybe to puke a bit only to see a bunch of buff women wearing scrolls and ribbons in this weather hauling crates around.
HolyEmperorLookAtThoseGuns.vox
>I hold back my puke and saunter up to one to ask what they’re doing?
>They tell me they’ve got crates of hot chocolate rations for Candlemas they’re guarding and are trying to find an Astropath.
>Wait, today is Candlemas day?
>I tell them I can help them out with providing armored support.
IMayBeDrunkButICanStillDrive.coaster
>I stumbled back into the bar to find my crew and anyone else here who wants to save Candlemas.

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>>97243363
AS 2" = hexmap 1 hex

>>97243444
Of course not. We know roughly that an LRM needs to be able to fly at least at 63 meters per second to reach out to its listed range in hexes, (21 hexes-- 30 meters across-- in 10 seconds). This abstraction at least holds that its average speed cannot be less than this and its maximum speed must exceed this. In short, anything we re-derive from the simplified model of reality on the tabletop can only be relational assumptions based on defined parameters of the game's logic. Any breaks we witness that are not explained by the system or setting must be assumed to be the edges of a simplified simulation and not binding principles of how reality operates.

If we apply the largest possible scale of rules to battlemech weapons (space rules) in which hexes are 18 kilometers and rounds are a minute long; the effective range of a ground unit being limited only to their own hex means that the LRM fired by a LCT-1M teleported into the void by a cruel and unjust god, by virtue of reaching the other side of the hex in the round would have to travel at least 300 m/s; which means it STILL isn't assured to break Mach 1 at sea level. It would be supersonic at 2500 meters above sea level by estimate.

So, depending on who you ask, LRMs travel at upwards of 60 meters per second or upwards of 300 meters per second. We can't guarantee they'd travel 300 meters per second on the ground because of gravity and drag, but we know that any missile classified as such is doing at least this in either environment if it is capable of doing so in the environment.

The LAM example doesn't even prove universally; it only proves that the LAM is equipped with missiles that can do both.

>>97243558
Does all that mass take into account soft launch time and all of the complexities of how a missile functions? You're also making the very bold assumption that every single missile flies in a perfectly straight line directly towards it's target, when missiles today even have to jump up to get a top attack on it's target.

Meant to say math, I should go to bed

>>97243582
It does only in the respect that these are minimums. In a most ideal world they would need these speeds to reach a stationary target at the maximum extent of their ranges. We are assuming a perfectly spherical cow.

I have the inkling that 300+ m/s seems like an appropriate ballpark, as it makes them about as fast as as a number postwar anti-tank missiles.

>>97234145
The world desperately needs more strangereal.

>>97230970
>>97234145
Why is alt. history considered limiting? It should be little obstacle if kept as background fluff and not the driving force of a grand geopolitical narrative

>>97230682
>not playing Dieselborne
NGMI

>>97243348
You use an alt history setting explicitly in order to explore it. It's pointless if its just background stuff. It would be akin "generic" fantasy.m

>>97243671
What's that?

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>>97243312
>>97243305
I also figured it out messing around new recruit, but here's a chart

>>97243116
So basically...30k Johnny?

>>97242785
One of my two boxes of recasts arrived for christmas.
Endryyd, DG Typhon, Traitor Champ, Daemon-summoning term librarian, Ventanus, a Vigilator sniper, 4 Golden Keshig bikers, 10 deathsworn, 10 grey slayers, 10 headhunters, 10 angel's tears, 2 contemptor conversion beamers, IF+WE helmets.

From GW would've cost $1470 with tax. $1358+$112 in tax. From china was $298.
The real gift was $0 went to those GW cocksuckers who make prices so bullshit in the first place because customers are stupid.

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>>97243522
based and recast pilled.
Everything in this pic is recast or printed, fuck the man.

>>97243651
nice, I haven't gotten around to assembling my Storm Eagle yet, need another bottle of superglue accelerator and some rubber bands first

>>97236298
Zased and trve gvgaxian sovl

>>97236450
>100% sweaty, muscular men and skinny twinks 24/7
Little gay there anon.
I suppose they procreate via gay sex and Mpreg too

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>>97243584
>sweaty, muscular men
>skinny twinks
You think it makes others sound gay when you talk like that?

>>97243642
Every piece of media that has been inflicted upon me that was 100% all-male has been gay porn or WWE (gay porn with extra steps) with the occasional le funi astolfo meme.

>>97224145
Do people have tips for using Scarlet Heroes btw? I've heard it's good for this sort of thing

>>97236195
fatal is neither historically accurate nore arousing to anyone who doesnt eat poop

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>>97239119
Merry Christmas Anon

>>97113689
I feel like WoD would fit a Bimbo RPG more than D&D would.

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Labyrinthus Anon here with the last update of the year for the Creature Compendium with new creatures, specifically a bunch from Japanese folklore for the weebs out there and the addition of the Sea Serpent as promised.

Creature Compendium Changelog:
>Added the Fox Spirit, Gancanagh, Gloomy Wight, Gorger Lord, Kejoro, Kitsune Courtesan, Mob of Imps, Mob of Imp Assistants, Sea Serpent, Sobietatsu Ryobo and Wight Mistress
>Innate Spellcasting Trait now specifies which type of magic the creature uses to cast spells, such as Arcane magic or Witchcraft.
>Updated the Fey and Fey (Unseelie) Traits.

Foundry World
>Updated to the current rules

>>97242535
what software is that?

>>97242557
Talespire, it's pricey and it makes you pay for players, but it looks pretty, it was a holdover from a previous game that I just kept using because my friends already had it.

>>97242560
that's interesting. I mostly use Foundry and build maps with DungeonDraft but that looks killer as a way to make games super immersive

>>97242566
It is, it doesn't have any automation so you have to do everything out of the application, but it's fun to use, you throw dice around and by the end of a session you have a massive pile of dice around the board where people make their rolls.

>>97242535
Nice work, anon. Do all your players have accounts, or will you be their window into the map? If the latter, then you may find that slows things down a bit as players ask you to adjust the camera or remind them which tokens are which.

Map 1: I presume you have a time limit (standard 6 rounds?), but is there anything keeping the PCs from climbing or smashing through the buildings to either side of what I assume is the minefield?
Map 2: Looks good, and I like the deployable structure idea. I take it the tan section around the command building is "safe" from the artillery, which can potentially strike anywhere else?
Map 3: Will the PCs have time to refit between this and the previous encounter, in order to equip aquatic mobility kits? (Regardless of the answer, I'd like to congratulate you on the look of this map, very cool!)
Map 4: Pretty neat all around

What LL are the players at? I'm guessing 4 PCs at LL2 at least?

>>97239620
I've seen similar craft channels push this same idea. Looks like she used too much mica powder and didn't add any surfactant to the mix to keep it from separating. The wax seal on top is pretty jank too... However, it's very nice that she thought of you want wanted to make something cool she thought you'd like.

>>97240597
It's not often but always. Every obese person is morally deficient in some way.

>>97239620
I hope you showed appreciation, Lardo. Not everyone has someone in their life that would go through the trouble to make something like that for them. They may not be super practical but whipping out the magic 8-ball style d20 for the critical roll would cool.

>>97239620
Not overly usable due to all the glitter, that and it'd ruin the work done. These are more for you to display somewhere. They look esoteric so it'll look great on a shelf with your books.

>>97239620
Are those a child’s hands? You have to be at least 18 to post here. I would have loved a gift like that. Instead all my wife gave me is putting on another 5 kgs plus this year. She’s going to die from being an obese fat cunt at this point.

>>97243365
OK Robot.

>>97243555
Can you?

>>97243580
Skill issue.

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>>97243594
Its so nice that they replaced all the shitposters with robots so the thread can live in peace.