Redneck EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: Which artists do you think drew the best elves?
How do elves view powerful human rulers?
>>97278643based>>97279387cringe
>>97280222>>97280222Biel-Tan are the bestest and greatest of the Eldar.
>>97281141hearty fucking kekI really hope this is a shitposter and not the faggot himself
To a year of interspecies friendship.
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Sheev I'm NJO editionPrevious: >>97217145Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279863>>97279947Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy is really slow and drawn out, listen to the abridged Audiobooks instead. Tales of the Bounty Hunters is better. BHW uses the Shadows of the Empire Comic characterization for 4LOM and Zuckuss and sucks because of it, contradicting Tales of the Bounty Hunters entirely till the third book TRIES to make sense of it and still fails.
>>97279863>comics from specifically before the release of the prequelsCrimson Empire is a classic with yet another protagonist who looks like Clint EastwoodThere's Shadow Stalker, practically unknown for some reasonMara Jade By the Emperor's Hand is another thing worth readingNo Dark Empire, but I do like parts of itThere are some Boba Fett comics but I'd only recommend them if you like the guyNever bothered with the cheesy comics from the 70s/80s, but some people like themIn general, all the good stuff was released after the prequels, in the early 2000s
>>97277032you got the better ship
What's it like being an adult who thinks about Star Wars on a daily basis and 2025?
>>97281397pretty rad. keeps the day from being boring when thinking about laser swords, alien babes, space ships and telekinesis.
First thread of the year edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97261720>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278709>how can I feel better about thatBecause her thighs are fuckhuge now and she has her dogs out 24/7 and they are also the size of your torso
>>97281224>tfw you will never have sex with a giant god lady in ghyran so even if your pelvis explodes into a billion pieces you're on a lifespring so it'll regenerate
Anon made me think about it and yeah aos alarielle is a terribly written character. Should have just kept Isha, just like they literally kept Kurnous.
>>97281296>ywn have your pelvis shattered by giant elf God reverse mating pressing you into dust>finish inside her as you pass out from shock despite her telling you not to>wake up next day and body is fully healed but you're cramping and nauseous >go to doctor>your pregnant with a tree spirit that has no way out that will eventually claw its way out of your body, and killing youIt's not fair bros
>>97280277roger that, ive been trying to get one of my buddies interested in tabletop since hes a gunpla guy so painting and modeling is already a hobby for himbut ive never touched aos before and after looking into it a bit spearhead sounds like the best option for attempting to get other people into tabletop, and it seems less fucked up then playing 40k, which ive never really had fun playing even if i like the setting more
What does /tg/ mean by Biel-tan? She only did it once.
>>97279661Retard. Newfag.
>>97279642It clearly refers to the colour idiot
>>97280083Beat it, gooner, our Biel-Tan is 2 years older than yours
>>97279679who?
>>97280511Jessica Biel, a character from Bojack Horseman
Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278768>>97279518>scooping up change from the public fountainDude, how fucking poor and greedy was your paladin? Cause only the most pathetic losers do that shit irl, much less in a game. I'd imagine even in fantasy land, the amount they'd scoop up doing that probably wouldn't even get them a night at an inn.
>>97280122>get them a night at an inn.Pretty sure clerics and paladins can stay at temples for free, and can exchange services for a free stay at an inn.But the second involves being creative and role-playing
>>97280122You're literally stealing wishes, hopes, and dreams. This is literally one step up from stealing candies from babies on a scale of comically evil shit.
>Be me>Run session with problem LeRandom players>Paladin decides to steal from wish fountain>Give fair warning that it will be an oath breach and a crime>Player complains>Find self on GM Hate thread for giving consequences to actionThis generation of gamers sucks
>>97272921>Since most of 5e is combat its dungeons are mostly gauntlet hallways, it's been a thing since 3e. So 5e players assume stuff about dungeons without ever playing an actually decent oneIm really hungover but could you point t a good one and explain the difference?
Helstorm Fireworks Edition(Happy New Year, men of the Empire)>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97280913Same as every other Warhammer Fantasy faction. Walk straight forward into the enemy models and then remain stationary for the rest of the game while you take turns rolling buckets of dice and doom scrolling your phone
>>97281140Ice spirits taught russians how to access magic that was trapped in permafrost like methane
Imagine if GW wasn’t completely retarded and rereleased Warmaster instead of LIGMA
>>97281286It would disappoint the Warmaster Revolution guys
>>97268692There's no reason to have shield and choppa boys without bows, it gives you some nice range options. I'd consider putting the 10 orcs with bows into the two units, so it's 2 of 25 each. I'd try shuffle some units around to make your general a Black Orc, and swap the big boss for a wizard of some description. Not being able to dispel, even at 1000p, feels fucking awful, and magic missiles are particularly good against the smaller units that show up more often at that points value.>>97274077>TQFinish painting my orcs army, start work on my ogres. Oh, and run a campaign using the Mighty Empires tiles I've had sat in a cupboard for the better part of a decade and a half.
Previous Thread: >>97272234>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.netComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97281130>Persistent effects should be persistently vulnerable to removal, it's as simple as that.So nothing should have indestructible or grant it? Pass.
>>97281443oh, you think i deserve bait without any bite? thanks.
The same people telling you emblems and "for the rest of the game effects are fine, just run interaction!" are the same people who think prime time shouldn't be unbanned.
>>97281469Im fine with emblems and primetime will 100% be a GC
>>97281151How about you stop being a disingenuous shit for a moment and think about what tribal synergies usually entail? What do walls all have in common? Defender. That makes it a mechanic common to the creature type, so anything that heavily supports said mechanic is a potential commander for that tribe. You do not need explicit lord or anthem effects to facilitate a tribal strategy. It's about synergies with the tribe itself.
>gm said no theatrics or monologues >two guys leaveIs not being too loud that difficult for some of you?
>>97280834its the same guy as the thread earlier this week ranting about not getting to roll for impossible tasks. whether trolling or genuinely retarded, he knows he can farm replies by calling talking gay and pretending to be a grognard.
>>97280741May hold up as the funniest /tg/ post of 2026, you paki faggot.
>>97280864Shameful thing is that his retardation camouflages in perfectly with this place
>you can't do a funny voice>worse...you can't even have a loveable Halfling catchphrase What is even the point?GAY
>>97273433Bro, that's the dream.Theater kids with enough self awareness to filter themselves instead of pretending for a session or two them drop a soliloquy on something retarded.You can find the other two guys that actually want to roll dice and have fun easier that way.
I want to get into TTRPGs, but have only one person I can force into this. What are some good TTRPGs that work well with two people? Ironsworn? I see some recommendations of that. Any advice for a first timer? Would be the one one running the game as well.My only experience in this 'field' is running RP guilds in World of Warcraft.
>>97280654Furthermore, it would be preferred if the game, for this first time, is a bit more simple. Just to dip our toes in. See how it is.
>>97280654Ironsworn functions more like a board gameD&D/similar is based around party playI'd recommend GURPS, but you want something simple so I instead recommend Mythras
Gumshoe one-2-oneS/Lay With MeMurderous GhostsLovecraftesque Dead Friend
Revulture?
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I want to buy a printer, but I also don't want to drop a significant amount of money on something that I am going to have to then spend even more money on to replace once I hit the clear and obvious barriers the printer has as a "starter" option. I have $1,250 to blow, what're my options?
>>97280107Resin or fdm? Either way, that's way more than you should be spending. Even Elegoo Saturn 4 Ultra 16K is like $400.
>>97280137I was looking at a specific project I wanted to do, and the YouTuber who made it was shilling a Bambu that got $2k.
>>97280296So FDM? What's the project? Unless it's some sort of cosplay props that are fuckhueg, just get a Creality or ELEGOO Centauri. You don't need all the bells and whistles at first, just get something that'll let you learn the basics of filaments, bed levelling, print settings and shit. Then you can buy addons like multi-filament expansions and stuff.
>>97280345I watched this video on printing a giant kumiko wall hanger that's 11 feet by 3 feet.
Gun to your head, you can only put 5 humanoid/demihuman races in your setting. After those five, you’re done. You chose humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, and ents? No gobbos and orcs for you. What are you choosing?
>Main Races:GiantsMonkey MenOwl MenMermaidsHumans>Secondary Races:Frog MenFish MenSquirrel MenRabbit MenBee Men
>>97265480Nope. There is no standard list of races. The players make whatever they want.
Dwarfs (Scottish)Dwarfs (Irish)Dwarfs (Welsh)Dwarfs (German)Dwarfs (Swedish)
>>97265480KoboldsGoblinsHalflingsGnomesGnolls
HumanElfDwarfTrollGiant
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
What was your first game of 2026, anons? Earlier today I played Arnak for the first time, 2p game with my wife. I quite enjoyed it, thought we wouldn't get to do all too much seeing as there's only 5 rounds of 2 worker placements each, but there was enough to do with card actions and misc. free actions. I think I'll get the expedition leaders thing soon. Also looking forward to playing with 3 or 4 people to see how it differs with numbers of location tiles and competition for sites.
>>97280466I won't say it's pathetic, but if you have anything like a decent income it's simply not worth the time. Giving them away is the best option, and could get you laid too.Before you ask, I'm giving away games to a school where a friend of a friend is a teacher. She was interested, and unfortunately I'm not available. Still, that's one avenue for you lonely fellas out there.
>>97280466>>97280595I'm usually far too lazy to bother selling my stuff, but my local club does a buy/sell/trade table so I usually put them on there for a few quid and if they're not gone after a couple of sessions I'll give them to a charity shop.
>>97280595The next level of this is just volunteer playing board games with people who are receiving mental/physical support in hospital or agency setting. You'll meet a ton of people, especially women. But no one actually wants to go through the effort of being prosocial. I get a lot of people who want to volunteer because they think my clients are projects to 'fix' and want to feel like superheroes by doing fuckall for a couple weeks before disappearing>>97280632Ive done something similar where if I don't have anyone who i can specifically give a game to I put it up at my spot and just ask for people to put their name and then raffle it. Its prosocial and builds community for zero effort but I dont do it anymore since I dont buy games I dont play often and keep
>>97280466All my games are sold and pay for new games. I add, at most, 50 bucks worth of game per year
Jabbering Jabberwock EditionDiscussion of the Towergirls CYOA, RPG, Setting, or Video Games welcome here!Everyone is welcome.FAQhttps://pastebin.com/vv4xQuwDCharts:Main Gens: https://e-hentai.org/g/2556775/f1669e072b/Imgchest backups(not sorted): https://imgchest.com/p/na7ko9dky8dhttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73rmbv7rnLegacy Charts: https://imgur.com/a/IRtoHXhSide Quests: https://imgur.com/a/7euVXRTComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Happy New Year, everyone!
Happy New Eldritch Year!
>>97276685Would
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Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278202mirror match, either chaos or amazons.
>>97273033Wow that's more ship than Maersk and Archiveofourown together. It's all yours?
>start painting a norse team for upcoming BB league>liking the general painting scheme and it's quick too>start painting the bandages on the leg warmers and arms>adds about 30 more minutes per model to the total painting time>hate doing it so somehow the models end up looking awfulI think I'm probably the first one to complain about that, but it's the first time I've turned from love to hate so quickly to the point that I'm considering ditching the norse and building the vampire team I got for christimas and slap chop it
Custom scenery/mysterious objects I did for Warhammer Quest 95/Cursed City.
>>97280336Thats really cool stuff.>>97279408No, it is a picture from PortInvicta. He just has every army on the table. At first i wanted to make a list of the Armies and how developed they are by GW.But i fucked up and thought i do it later. So it comes now.>Excessive ArmyImperiumChaosTau (plus Forgeworld)>Well Developed ArmyEldarOrkComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Thoughts on moths?
>>97280523She's just tending to her caterpillars Achmed, it isn't lewd at all.
>>97280403Because!.
