You have to play Monopoly.Which Monopoly do you play?
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>>97248543I think it depends on the level of tourism. here in germany we have like twenty city/region specific monopoly games even for cities with just 120k inhabitants
>>97248543You can get custom-made monopoly boards for specific areas. There's tons for small towns/counties/locations in the states
>>97247712Whatever versions of monopoly that aren't just reskins of the original, I want unique effects on chance cards that you won't find in the base version I played to death as a child.
Is there a Star Trek one?
A thread for talking about players doing dumb shit and acting like retards.>Be me>Running short campaigns for new groups at the LGS>Players are all tasked with defending some random hamlet in a backwater province from bandits that are planning to sack it and haul everyone off into slavery>First group is (rightly) terrified of a fair fight >Lures the bandits into an ambush by getting help from a neighboring village>raid their camp after they retreat and destroy the group>Second group tries brute force>Roll up on the bandit camp directly and alone>Talk their way into meeting with the leader when they rushed him>Catch him offguard>Are also playing optimized characters >Slaughter him and his guards and convince half of the bandit group to work for them, rest scatter>The third groupComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97275236>Party hears rumor that next dungeon has undead in it>One player decides to stock up on holy water>DM says the temple has 6 vials for sale>Player decides this isn't enough>A whole hour gets wasted looking for other temples in nearby villages and finding silver dust to make our own>None of the holy water gets used because we're level 7 and have plenty of magical attacks to throw at undeadI hate other players so much it's unreal sometimes
>>97277704Sounds more like a system issue.
>>97277704>here about dungeon>spend time prepping for dungeon>Other players are fine with it>one player complains after the dungeon when we came overprepared
>>97275958>>Tell players to read the book like 2 months in advance>>Session starts and I ask if everyone is ready to playPeople don't usually like getting homework but your story is you acting like you were setting a DVR rather than dealing with ordinary people then being surprised after two months that they didn't follow your instructions. That means>Two months of you assuming they'd just learn a system you, not they, were excited to play>Two months of you not finding out how far along they were>Two months of you not asking if they had any problems with their character creationGM as micromanager would be annoying as a player and frustrating as gm if you did have to herd players like sheep but asking after a month how they're getting on isn't micromanagement. Two months of you not following up is a you issue not a player issue.
>>97280823Probably had multiple opportunities to ask about problems in those two months
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97269826>There is less focus on corruption and wacky stuff, ironically, and way too many futas and femboys.If you played TITS that's pretty consistent.Well less Femboys but a lot of fucking futa, frankly too much.every second female NPC is packing extra equipment and for once i'd like random events not to have a chance of gayshit.Hell In CoC a lot of women had that removable
>>97275117that's not an orcorcs are squat, bow legged swallowskinned needle teethed degenerates with fans not tusks and certainly not whatever closet furshit you got going on there. they're Children of Arda, they have harsh faces that resemble men distantly not that of animals.
>>97269956>>97270351Orc boys are down right peculiar.
>>97235202Im pretty sure I went to highschool what that person.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Requesting Down Darker Trails For Call of Cthulhu please.
requesting savage worlds, seven worlds. ty
RequestingAt the Gates Compiled Draft ManuscriptMonster Kingdoms Compiled Draft Manuscript
>>97280516you didn't check well then>>97279663is there a way to rip files from 4shared?
Requesting: "Free From the Yoke" from UFO PressThanks in advance!
First thread of the year edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97261720>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97280596>new dual kit for elite 5 man akhelian infantry>2 new cav units riding different animalswould genuinely flesh out IDK to where they need to be.
>>97278613Genuinely seems to be the explanation, the new backstory feels like something someone not overly familiar with the setting came up with and that noone told them redeemed were a thing until it was already too far in to course correct. They offer no reasoning for why neave has to have a dude following her around and murdering her whenever she finds out who she is, and have an idoneth ready to collect her soul as payment when she (inevitably, they believe) turns back to chaos again.They don't even have a reason for why everyone decides she's allowed to know her past without killing her now in s2, to the point bastian offers up a completely innocent UW character's soul in place of neave's when the idoneth wants to be paid. They were just fucking with her for no reason, i guess, and really hate that random other stormcast too
>>97278709>how can I feel better about thatIt's not a shining happy ending for that pairing, but you gotta learn more about the characters than just memes and read some stuff for youself.They broke up in the end times because tyrion drew the sword of khaine, as his character was always teased to do, and went violently insane like his ancestor did. They had a kid together, even when alarielle's firstborn should've been a child with the phoenix king, and that daughter's death + his inability to have been there to save her created a lot of the anger and anguish that drove him to the awful things he did during the end times. Alarielle was appauled at the things he did, especially to people they both cared about, and even knowing that after a certain point he wasn't in his right mind they couldn't reconcile. She mourned him greatly when he died, was the first person he spoke to after Teclis brought him back and purged the influence of khaine, but as much as they still cared for one another, some things can't be undone.In aos Alarielle is driven by a lot of that end times character development, she saw how fucked up the elves were and the terrible things they were willing to do, and moved on. She moved on by making her own children rather than looking for elves to rebuild their race like the other three did, and she took a new consort after growing to love someone else. It's pretty overt she still cares about Tyrion and still mourns her dead daughter, but she isn't bound by events from a world ago.>>97278764>>97278767Neither of these are really true, Alarielle did fuse with Ariel and took the mantle of Isha in the cyclical changing over of the elven pantheon, but she didn't become a new person or whatever. It's obvious she has some influence from that merging, like her seeing an insane Kurnous and feeling a connection to him that led to her growing Kurnoth from the noble parts of his corpse or her more fey-like changing of moods, but it's almost all Alarielle
Warp Minis actually has some neat Tzeentch daemon proxiesMight look into that, just wish GW would refresh their range already though
>>97280835I kind of like the middle and right flamers, but basically anything is better than the current flamers. I don't really like the horrors, they're a bit too goofy and the sharp nose and ears make them look more like goblins than demons. I do wish GW would refresh the horrors to actively look like they're splitting again.
>no display names>no player cards >large groupHow do I keep track of the characters? It’s such a weird thing to ignore. Just throw a name and picture onto the screen like every other Channel does
>>97278963>parasocialI don't think you know what that means
>>97275610Did you save that one or are you one of the creeps that collects vaguely hot CR frames?
>>97279337He doesn't. He's so intent on defending O'Brien's creepiness and cheating, that he looks like he has a parasocial relationship with the cast. Then again, he could just do the same kind of sociopathic table behavior like Liam does.
>>97279799lemme guess, you don't think Liam has been creepy toward Laura.
>>97280580No, I was trying to trick someone into dumping all their pics
New Year Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97276460>but I just don’t see the point.the point is hasbro was trying to do an all out blitz that year on making DND make as much money as MtG
>>97278285why are there 3 blacks and a tranny?
>>97280279that sounds like that decade old /pol/ meme where some left wing south african party put out interracial ads with >in our future, you won't look twiceand some black guy wrote a whole article seething that it was white male on black female becuase>muh colonialismand that only black male white female was acceptable and then seethed for a paragraph about how he didn't consider mulattos black for some reason and that he thought they shouldn't exist
>>97280144I’ve never used them. I run my games online anyways. My friend just used big binders back in the day with weapons stats, rules etc. a bit like this pic. But DM screens seem more like a marketing gimmick than anything else. I would just use a laptop or tablet.
>>97278516>HeThat explains a lot about that pic…
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere. And as we enter this happiest and newest of years, remember: 2e was never an old-school game, bait is for reporting, and fish is for smoking! Happy new year, grogs! Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency. If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help: >n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0 >Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128 >Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279989Depending on how gonzo you want to get Misty Isle of the Eld is in that range. Halls of the Blood King is 3-5 and a not quite cooked vampire mansion. Needs a bit of work imo but good base. Forest of Gornat is a good side area to add in if you want more meat but might be more than you're looking for.
I wrote a generator to determine ACKS henchmen availability per market class. I dunno if I'm allowed to release it though. I will if it doesn't violate copyright or whatever. Took me a couple of hours in C++.
Oh here we go, got permission: https://pastebin.com/uGpVQTtFEnjoy!
>>97278240Dragonbane isn't an OSR game, it's an RQ clone. Post about it there.>>97279989IMO the ideal for treasure maps isn't a dungeon but a simpler lair located somewhere in the wilderness. That said, if you don't mind weird technofantasy you could try Lone Colossus of the Akolouthos Sink by Gus L., I seem to recall that being in that range.>>97280365>>97280662Nice! Good work Anon.
>>97280830Oh lmao, the Dragonbane post got deleted already, that's what I get for leaving the thread to auto-update
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128>Starter Dungeonshttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/86342023/#q86358321PREVIOUS THREAD>>97226728
>>97275418Asked in the other thread, figure I'd try here too:Are there any comprehensive rules for professional wrestling-type combat maneuvers? I want to maximize the violence in the game I'm running.
>>97278396Nah bruh, that's the solution to the "osrg" thread, which is only partial osr.
>>97275528Have you ever tried being the GM and letting ChatGPT be the player? I've not tried that because I don't pay for ChatGPT but I am curious if the experience is any better.
>>97280301Unearthed Arcana's Weaponless Combat rules are probably where you'd start, since it's got Pummeling (including stun delays), Grappling, and Overbearing (knocking people down), and just about every Professional Wrestling move is some variant of those three.
>>97278542>>97280335Wrong .Everything OSR is welcome in /osrg/. You're just retarded and think things are old-school that aren't. Read the OSR Simulacrum blog series, you'll get it in the end!
Welcome to the New School Revolution General, the thread dedicated to games derived from the OSR movement.>What is NSR?>NSR is a subcategory of the OSR, it mostly follows the same play style but experiments further with the mechanics and settings.>Broadly NSR games have a gm, a living world, are rules light, deadly and focus on emergent narrative, interaction and exploration.>What is this thread NOT for?Meta discussions or drama of the games and its creators aka shadowboxing with twitter, reddit and the OSRG (frens with osrbros)>stay on topic>gamesShadowdark, into the odd, mausritter, cairn, mörk borg (and its hacks), dungeon crawl classics, mothership, knave, troika!, whitehack, blackhack, old school essentials (we know this is just a retroclone), etc. >links, resources, more games!, etc:https://pastebin.com/0W8WmbCk (BROKEN we're working on it) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279021>how do you run an osr-adjacent game without magical healing?In ItO games you have 1d6hp that recovers with minimal resting but all attacks hit. Damage above your hp is taken down from your stats. Functionally what is called "HP" is actually consumable AC. If your stats go down you roll under your new lowered stat and if you fail it's a crit. I don't recall how it goes in ItO but in this one crit damage means you're down until someone takes an action to help you. People went down and up all the time. Any hit has a high chance of downing you, anyone can pick you up, you are constantly more and more likely to go down with any hit.That aspect went pretty good, the players had multiple options and tried things I doubt they would in other settings/systems.The mechanics for automatic weapons are also pretty good and in-line with the system. You roll a die for each target and everyone gets the lower one. That means each new target probably lowers the damage, but after a couple rounds all HP is spent so any damage could be critical and get them out of the fight.It was a decent one shot. I just wish I had some better way to make players adapt to a different genre. I recalll 100 Bullets being more grunge than glam. I wanted that Phil Collins playing over a shoot out kind of vibe, the closest players got was wantign Push It To The Limit playing all the time. But I read like over a decade ago.
>>97279136>I don't recall how it goes in ItOSimilar but deadlier. Failing a critical damage roll means you're out of action until someone else gets to you and you have a short rest to restore HP. If no one gets to you in an hour you're dead. Sounds like the Miami 86 helping each other up is faster and fits the fleshwound action run and gun vibe. Combat in ItO can get very deadly very quickly if enough party members get hit and taken out of action. Tends to result in TPK or a few survivors running away in my experience. Might try the 86 method next time.
I'm looking to run Dead Weight for Mothership as an introductory one-shot. Does anyone have experience in tracking/progressing time as the ship falls apart? I'm particularly aware that as written Renato’s body breaches the reactor two hours after the incident. I'm leaning to have this occur about halfway through the night, with the activities needed to jettison the pearl artificially eating up in-game time so the climax at the seventh hour comes at a faster real team pace. However, having the player's work up until that point undone is a bit of a risk.
>>97280269It makes sense. ItO wants you to avoid combat as much as possible, M86 really wants you to get a shoot out with the cops.There's also rules for chases, very small, but they're there and you get some example cars and boats so you can use them as reference. It's a nice ItO clone, nothing crazy, but covers some bases in case you didn't know how to approach them and has some nice inspo. I also got it from the share thread so it's a lot for free.
>>97280484Secret countdowns never worked for me. You could go the BitD route and have a pizza slice clock on the table, more gamey and players can act accordingly to clear canonical information.I usually lie a bit because anything you do to inform them of stuff they shouldn't use to decide is gonna break immersion. At that point just make it as dramatic as possible.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
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>>97273040>>97274938>>97275975>Be Hot Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh >The clocks strike six >The Krampusmas Harvest has come to an end, and I return to the Halls of Eternal Punishment >Me and my colleagues have rounded up thousands of the worse souls on Nordica II to bring back to the Halls of Eternal Punishment for our amusement, plus the tainted weapons given to the Drukhari and certain Kriegers have netted us thousands of additional souls >It was a good harvest, though I am still a bit disappointed I didn’t find the time to grab everyone on my list, including a few Guard officers like Kate who were always surrounded by armed men during the six hour period >The Drukhari have also escaped their fate, although I am not surprised that they foresaw the need to ditch their tainted weapons before the six hours was up>We will spend the next few months playing with our new toys, before spending the rest of the year alternating between play and identifying and often aiding targets we have selected for next year’s Krampusmas Harvest >A few of us stay behind to complete other missions, including Old Krampus who is arranging some things for Hen-tai. Some of us will also rescue Snake Dick Krampus, eventually, if we feel like it >Toy #1 for the evening is a degenerate noblewoman whose affairs and fetishes directly and indirectly led to a number of deaths among the Imperial nobility, I grin from ear to ear as I ready my bundle of daemonic birch branches for a good lashing...
>>97268457>>97272427>>97272897>>97277342>Be Coach/ Cummissar Dixie Rekt.>The Eldar game isn't going well.>Many of my players can't hold themselves back and have sexually assaulted the knife ear players at every opportunity.doyouguysevengetthespiritofSlaaneshmas.warp>A bunch of the eldar players have quite the game and without sufficient players we win by default for the second game in a row.>MFW I beg them to return but they don't listenwhatadisaster.vid>Thankfully we have the chance to prove ourselves against the black and white marines now and hopefully restore some honor to this holiday.>MFW I beg Slaanesh for a mirical and this to all work out some how.>The necrons have teleported away and one of the black and white marines just stole a speeder and left.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Wow, you're all a bunch of faggots
>>97280563>>97268457>>97266759>be Slambo>this has been an odd evening>i was able to find a skaven after following some warpstone fireworks >via repeated percussion to his head i was able to recruit him as an interpreter >apparently just in time since our team is up >oddly i expected the elves to put up more of a fight but i guess if you lack the players you lack the players to appease Nuffle >the elves seem rather bummed but the metal tomb king who brought me to this realm is trying to speak to them of "franchising" >i make the Skaven the "coach" so someone who speaks this "go-thick" can explain my plays >as my players take the field we ready for a proper game >my those are some odd looking clouds overhead>"7- 42 ᚺᛁᚴᛖ!" >>97274619Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278166Looking groovy anon
>>97278164if i understand you correct yes, but skull could be every edition. even the one befor last edition (i think it was red back then.)
>>97278166happy new years as well."proxy" i mean deathwatch models and correct equipment does not sound like proxy to me.
>>97278381Thanks anon>>97278438True, proxy may have been the wrong word. I guess kitbash would have been better because fuck buying two $70+ boxes
I totally forgot they repackaged the warhammer heros as a death guard kill team. Is that the only option for them? the old regular box of plague marines and a poxwalker box options gone?
How do you get the original Illuminati Card Game with real people’s names and lengthy descriptions?
>>97276786Don't make me yearn for simpler days like this.
>>97276786Why is Bush Sr. holding a plate of broccoli?
>>97278650Share thread. Might help to wait for a new one, current is autosage.
>>97278796He famously threw up on the Japanese PM after consuming some broccoli at an event.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident
>>97278650I always just use mediafire for uploading /tg/ stuff
Fs in chat for Spiral and Reed. Another pair of top waifus lost to the bugs.
>>97265461I haven't read this in years, there's probably three whole pages I haven't seen.
>>97266914The character sheets are posted on the page, which you'd know if you weren't a newfag tourist.
>>97265461what a bummer, spiral was fun.
>>97277512The WIPs come out semi-regularly, they're up to 285.
>>97265461So it really is just Tempo, Beryl, and Fireblade and that one other soroin we saw for one panel left now.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278088>other ruling question is does Dark Ruler No More prevent Mirrorjade's leave the battlefield effect?No. It's easier to understand when you conceptualize cards as separate instances when they activate their effects in different locations, rather than the same card which had effects applied to them in other locations. The instance of Mirrorjade that was on the field had its effects negated by the effects of Dark Ruler No More. The effects of Mirrorjade in the GY or banishment did not.Of note; If you return Mirrorjade to the Extra Deck, its effect doesn't trigger. Same applies if Mirrorjade is banished face-down, because they are face-down.
Just opened my 5 alliance insight boxes No DMG but I got 2 qcdr cards and a Maliss P March Hare. Tallied about $200 bucks.
>>97277430MtG didn't use to be this way until EDH became the most popular format. When playing MtG casually meant taking a Standard deck to your weekly FNM, proxies were not allowed as it was a sanctioned tournament. Since EDH is a casual format, people never really gave a shit and that sentiment remained, fortunately. The price of MtG singles since the advent of Commander has increased dramatically, where even your average casual deck non-proxied will run you fro. $250-$500, unless you're explicitly playing a budget build. I unironically switched to playing YGO as my primary card game as it is far more affordable these days.
>>97277430Most players don't give a fuck about proxy/OCG/AE cards, HOWEVER the owner will absolutely kick your ass to the curb if he catches you with one during a official tournament, because he can lose his OTS status over it. It's only allowed in HOTU tournaments, but then again HOTU tournaments have all sorts of weird rules, my lgs has its custom banlist and also lets you use a card from the official banlist ie you can run pot of greed or apollousa in your deck.
>>97280716>my lgs has its custom banlist and also lets you use a card from the official banlist ie you can run pot of greed or apollousa in your deck.Shock Master Onomat Ryzeal
