>>97398534
Run phandelver, you pretty much just have to read the chapter a day in advance and you're set. More advanced GMing concepts are something you can look into, but for a complete beginner your best bet is to minimize prep and get premade dungeons, which is where the premade modules shine
>im new
Shit i nearly forgot, make sure you pirate it

I hope you get exposed and lose all your friends, frogfaggot.

>>97398534
As GM, present a situation with an obstacle in it, then players try something and you describe the reaction to that, using the rules as your guide for resolving things.
Thats 70% of GM'ing and once you (mostly) learn the rules its all flows fairly simply.
Try to know and apply the rules, but its better to make a quick ruling, write down what it was and correct it after the session is done then to slow the game down mid session with book reading.
(When presenting your situation, Be open too many possible solutions, your players WILL fail if you need them to read your mind and succeed on a singular specific solution)
As to not blot this post further, even though others may disagree, Your recommended reading will be looking up Deficient Master, The Alexandrian and Seth Skorkowsky for further fundamentals on GMing.

>>97398534
The good part is that they're all new so many mistakes you make are not going to be noticed.

>>97358187
Within the same article they admit that senior management is still interested with the technology and experimenting with ways to integrate it in the future.
GW will eventually start using it despite protests from below. It is sadly inevitable.

>>97398341
Traditional games?

>>97398540
You're a few posts late, anon.

>>97358229
I agree. I couldn't care less about intellectual property or artist's jobs. In the end, the thing that really bothers me is how uninspired and boring it all looks.

Though, to be fair, human beings can make art that gives me the same feeling. The artwork used in a large share of mobile games comes to mind.

>>97358187
Increasingly rare W from GW

>>97398111
All Custodes lore is nulore, secondary.

>>97389502
Rope retarded consoomer NPC.

>>97394934
Yeah, sounds great

>>97399210
"Warhammer is for everyone" was the result of one Eurofag edgelord registering for an independent tournament as "Austrian Painter." It was more cringe to acknowledge it than it was for the faggot to do it in the first place.

>>97398255
Aww you're a mentally ill faggot. I'll give you some head pats and send you on your way.

>>97398687
1) Charge your phone
2) Type up your actual questions and put them into context. Is what too strict? Relative to what other options? Do the players even care about the subsystem you're modifying? etc.

>>97398687
By what I can glean from the image, your "rune system" seems to be a whole-ass conlang with astrological influences, which is not going to be sensible to run in tabletop because it's combining exact in-universe time-keeping with detailed semantic analysis. Apply more layers of abstraction to be working with clearly-defined mechanical elements instead of naked linguistics.

>>97398728
>1) Charge your phone
Bro it's got the little lightning bolt on it.

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>>97391741
Arcane Staff, from the Towers of High Sorcery official dragonlance book

>>97399337
fuck you're right, that's on me

>>97399415
>but I think naturally allowing synergies to happen within a pool instead of forcing them within an archetype feels better and is also healthier for the game and players long term
Don't newer Bandai games do just that and the end result is just duller card design though?

>>97399415
I don't disagree with what you're saying, but I'd like to point out that the final result they went with did not capture my attention as something I want to play.
Still, I appreciate all the kitties.

>>97399427
Skill issue (the developers refuse to take design risks due to the precarious nature of the business).

>>97399104
So I finally looked into it after all the discussion ITT because maybe I could be into trying it, and genuinely what the fuck is the idea behind doing boxes like that? It's not highly expensive per card (it's in fact probably less expensive than something like Monsters! if you're doing cost over number of cards received, and while it's much more expensive than something like DM I can accept it for something that from my understanding puts emphasis on card quality/art/bling), and I'm even personally a fun of significantly stuffed packs, but your only option being something that expensive is insane in how it completely cuts out a portion of the market. Is there legitimately any reason to not make boxes with half the amount of packs at half the price besides cutting off a whole stripe of potential customers? I just don't get it.

>>97399348
They kinda started in that direction with the dual-color cards from Archazia's Island, like red/green was Alice in Wonderland, and amber/blue was 101 Dalmatians, and so on, but I was kind of disappointed that they didn't keep that up. I hope they bring it back in later sets.

>>97398869
>anon asks for GOOD dragon cyoas
>first example is dragonfail

>>97398651
>3
Age: Large (adult dragon, sleeps weeks at a time, will have lair, will have magic blood)

>5
Colour: White

>1
Locomotion: Forelimbs Only

>3
Head like a: Lion

>6
Wings: Birdlike

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>>97398897
>Gifts:
Magic Tome, Angels Feather x8, Slayers Gun

800x human. The average human can sprint at ~25 km/h. 25 x 800 = 20000 km/h = ~5555.6 m/s = ~16.2 mach.

I doubt any of the opponents can survive or even react to an attack from such a powerhouse. Still, best use the Slayers Gun to ensure they die.

I will spend the 7 days of preparation studying magic and learning martial arts.

During the war, I will hide in an overlooking position. Once all the opponents are accounted for, I will quickly but stealthily get close and kill them.

>>97397322
There is only one cyoa.


Entropist.

>>97399079
>unprompted palacuck seethe

>>97395356
Glad to hear that there are dedicated demon hunters out there. From what I know most hunters out there need to realise demons are very much real and dangerous. I'm no demon hunter myself but I know a few, they also go after wizards and such.

>>97395427
We hunt more than just demons and their worshippers, but that'd be a specialty. I'm surprised to hear that most hunters you've met are skeptical about demons. Once you know there's things out there in the night, demons seem like a logical assumption. I'm hardly a religious scholar, but I'm pretty sure most cultures have something you could call a demon.

>>97395748
They were new to this whole thing so I can't blame them, we're living in the age of science after all. Still, you'd think that finding out about vampires or ghosts would be convincing enough. Best to work with people you know and maybe include some outsiders who have shown themselves to be capable.

>>97395748
Nta but there's a lot out there. It's hilariously easy to slap demon on everything when we just don't know about. Cause really, how hard is it to sell a vampire as a demon? But we can do better, we can record things better. Better records allow for better responses after all.

>>97395957
Our philosophy is that there are many people who have the potential to be a hunter. When someone is subjected to the evil out there, offer them a helping hand and the chance to join your ranks. Don't force it, not everyone has it in them, but our strength is in numbers. My ancestor didn't destroy the demon and his cult by himself. When it started, it was just him and some fellow tenants at a boarding house. By the time it ended, they had a small army. None of them were legendary hunters, not then at least, but they overcame this ancient evil by working together and being smart about it. I try to recruit anyone I rescue who shows that willingness to fight back, to not simply take it lying down. It's this same commitment to a numbers-based approach that has led to my bloodline remaining hunters for 200 years.

>>97399149
Oh sure, but there are demons. Honest to goodness no nonsense demons. The types that would call a vampire a demon as rote are the type who only have a hammer and see everything as a nail. But demons, rare as they are, are quite real. I don't reject anything out of hand. I presume a monster to be real until provided evidence that it is not, or that it is miscategorized/misunderstood.

>>97392575
Ive playe we a TW. They're my favorite class

>>97390176
Shut the fuck up you fat schizo janitor slob. This "fandom" isn't for you, it's for people who actually play Palladium games and not just jack off talking about it on random messageboards.

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>>97392575
Nice. We have a TW necromancer in our group. Spoopy gadgets.

>>97392626
Very cyberpunk.

>>97392633
Not that's just silly.

>>97392950
Needs more aura.

>>97392955
pic related

>>97397255
Nigga i play once a week, same dudes nearly 20 years.
Where are you even getting I dont play savage aids boy?

>>97397255
Fuck off savage

>>97398911
It's insane they will demonize any woman that has any breasts but this homogayshit is even sold as premium slop
>of course the payrolled slop creators praises this gay ass shit
It's double insane when you think about how women in this game even celebrate their own erasure to get replace by literal trannies

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>>97399387
It really makes no sense. I think squenix must have forced WoTC to not have uggos in the FF set. It's the only thing that makes any sense. And look how well it did. UW is fucking dead, they don't even write those cheap shitty novels anymore.

>>97399088
>tribal synergy is kino
Tribal synergy has the potential to be cool when it has some subtlety or depth to it, however small. Recursion synergy released alongside zombies, "whenever you tap a creature for mana" alongside elves, high-cost payoffs for expensive creatures alongside dragons or eldrazi. Historic and Outlaw are also alright.
Tribal synergy that explicitly names and only works with Elves, Dragons, Zombies, Faeries, etc is boring as fuck. It is the literal bottom rung of design nuance.

>>97399088
No, synergy is kino. Tribal synergy is braindead fill in the blanks for deckbuilding.

>>97399421
Because FF fujos would have made wotc a brand new digital asshole if they made their husbandos any different and practically kill mtg in japan forever.
Always think with money and target demographics in mind.
All the D*I investments aren't worth inciting the turboautistic rage of millions of salarywomen who have absolutely nothing else in life except gooning to Kuraudo and Kuraibu, so Raceswap of the Coast didn't even try doing it with the female characters.

>>97395414
>Regardless, from a modern reader's perspective Achilles comes of as one hell of a manchild.
From an uneducated or deliberately ignorant reader's perspective, perhaps.

But, a modern reader who recognizes that Achilles was losing not just a woman who's beauty was compared to that of a goddess, not even essentially his entire purpose in life as well as what he had spent the last ten years building up, but also the reputation/social standing/financial future of all of his descendants, it becomes understandable that he was a little upset.

It was an insult so grave that other men would have killed themselves upon receiving it just to spare themselves and their family the shame, and Achilles instead prayed to his mother, a literal goddess, to help put into action perhaps the one plan that might convince Agamemnon to restore Achilles' honor.

Between his options (Petition a goddess for aid, accept the shame, or commit suicide), I think Achilles chose the least "manchild" option of them all, even if the goddess he petitioned happened to have been his mother. Being pious and asking the gods for assistance was considered a noble trait and was heavily encouraged in their society, so it's hardly fair to attempt to infantilize him for doing so. Everyone from Odysseus begging Athena constantly for help to goddesses physically lifting up their children and favorites out of battle and whisking them away to safety was on the table for the Greeks, so it's hard to point at Achilles asking his mother for help in a situation where he had no other options left as being an emotional overreaction.

>>97396630
As compelling as knowing the specifics are, I do think the average man on the street can understand calling in sick because you don't want to put up with your bosses bullshit.

>>97395414
>Isn't that from DM of the Rings? It's something like 20 years old
Weren't millennials in their teens like 20 years ago?

>>97396630
Your last paragraph is why Diomedes is the best.

>>97393088
By definition you can’t intentionally commit manslaughter because then it’s just murder. 0/10 meme

>>97397676
Tau can heal the kiss, btw

>>97398832
And tau don't belong in 40k, so the point stands

>>97398832
Why do the tau get faggier every time I hear about them?

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>>97399024
Imperium can apparently do this to if I read this correctly, it's just that regular infected schmucks probably aren't worth using "special Deathwatch treatments" on
So it's not that big of a deal

>>97399359
Not quite. Immunization =/= cure. Judging by that wording, the DW treatment is a preventative measure, not a fix for an already-infected marine.

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>>97399356
Please stop posting.

>>97399404
>little hair
That SoS must all be shaven is a crime. I would post the image of that SoS with black hair who looks like the emperor, but nah

>>97399404
If you genuinely think SoS are "problematic" you're a miserable piece of shit that only wants to find problems in everything.
Because everything is problematic if you try hard enough.

>>97399441
the phrase was employed in intended good humor and no i don't actually see anything problematic about it in this setting of grim darkness and all of that but at the same time, y'know, it is what it is. i don't fault the pivoting away from it however much and the SoS wouldn't be as rad as they are without said design note

>>97399169
Amazon money ridiculous, or so speculation goes. But if it wasn't forced from someone needlessly petty, then it amounts to nothing more than poor creative decisions internally.

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>>97395129
It looks like she's coaching the Hawks (think of the Hawks ice hockey team from The Mighty Ducks).

>>97395652
prompt?

>>97394360
>surely blizzard can yank their chain if they will try something fucky wucky
Blizzard is the one that gets fucky wucky these days.

>>97394360
Dildos are toys specifically designed to make people feel good.

>>97396069
Are there like 5 of us on here with arthritis? What gives?

Anyone have Osprey Hide, stone and bone yet?

Can someone with a facebook grab the rules from the Dimensional Warfare: Tactics/Skirmish rules from the facebook group of the same name?
I'd do it, but FB now requires video proof of personhood, and I'm not doing that.
Thanks.

>>97399235
>your honor, just because my client's condemnor design also uses left-threaded, septagonal headed screws doesn't mean it has anything to do with the plaintiff's so-called "vindicator"

>>97399208
The Wraith is funny in that way, except the FWL is STILL making parts for it, even though main manufacture is in Cappie space.

Bring me those Blakist Babes.

MW6 should take place during the mid-Jihad. Can even throw some MA references in for the zillenials.

>>97398291
I prefer PGIs Marauder II and a few other mechs but their ugly yellow toy missiles and laser boxes ruin aesthetics, partly because theyre copy pasted and partly because theyre just randomly placed on the mech you can't place them. I also dont like how they treated handheld weapons like the Griffin and beemer ppc or the weird double thumbs