humans are boring nuff said
>>97252031>Wrong, it means humans should also have a one-note gimmickYou now have an even more boring setting filled with inhabitants that feel like obligatory archetypes rather than actual people.
>Humans are a mix of every major humanoid race and that's why they have no defining characteristics and why everyone else hates them
>>97266615>Humans are the ultimate la creatura>That's why they can rape everything and make their offspring half-human, forever connecting their bloodline with mutt human dnaBueno
>>97246374This is always meaningless and reductive. You can easily say humans are just uppity self important shaved apes and not much else in reality. You can then go on and on about how special humans are, but deep down it's just monkey shit dialed up. In the end, it is nothing but goalpost moving and posturing.Every sapient species is going to inevitably share common traits. Or do you throw a fit too somehow, that most animals have sex? Most living beings have eyes and limbs? If something not human dies when it is injured enough is that also ripping off humans then?
>>97244887>they don't stand on two legs, don't communicate through language, don't use weapons, and don't adhere to concepts of philosophy, politics, or societyThere are animals that do all of those things IRL
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Kindly requestingVileborn CorebookThe Winter King CorebookKingsmouth Providence Campaign GuideKingsmouth Traveller's GuideGerman version of the 2d20 Dune CorebookTIA
Requesting Torch and Shield with its expansion
I'd like to humbly ask for those Colostle's Patreon material. Happy new year for y'all!Content Pack 34 - Dicegear Weapons https://www.patreon.com/posts/101299366?collection=494980Content Pack 35 - Dicegear Equipment https://www.patreon.com/posts/103149942?collection=494980Content Pack 40 - Advanced Combat Rules https://www.patreon.com/posts/112607892?collection=494980
>>97263948From the company that brought us Robotech Tactics.
RequestingThe perilous voidThanks in advande
Gun to your head, you can only put 5 humanoid/demihuman races in your setting. After those five, you’re done. You chose humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, and ents? No gobbos and orcs for you. What are you choosing?
>>97268298in my nogames nonsetting; humanoids as a clade originated with the ur-humans, modern humans are technically a distinct evolution from homo sapiens and thus belong in the humanoids categorypeople just call them humans because they're the closest to baseline humanity from before the elf times
>>97268382Cool story bro but I ain't reading that shit
>>97268387you are actually reading it right now
>>97268393Nope
>>97267105Ok I'll switch them for Goliath
Happy New Year’s Eve and Calibration Edition!>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97267769No, anon. I'm suggesting that you try to consider the context of a Realm peasant's life and the ways that context shapes his viewpoint. It's not an argument about or depending on rationality.
>>97267806"I've been taught to interpret X as Y, so I will in the face of something incredible" is an argument to rationality. It's okay, we can disagree about this but I think like you're giving them way too much credit.
>>97267828Nah, kneejerk emotional reactions based on learned associations most definitely aren't about rstionality, and neither sre the contextual factors that'd make a Solar's powers merely impressive - and scary - rather than incredible. I mean, to consider something other than Solars, walking on water wouldn't be all that miraculous either in a world where some people, even if not all that many people, are known to just be able to do that, you know?
>>97267877No, not at all. I think the miracles of the Exalted are still miraculous to the people of creation.
>>97267988In canon, a Solar was lynched to death just after he exalted
Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97267980They are models for the New Antioch faction, which is intentionally the generic "dudes with guns who fight Satan" faction ala the Imperial Guard.Which isn't to say that the rest of the kickstarter models are fantastic, but NA is exceptionally generic by design so uh mission accomplished I guess?
>>97268264Don't engage it Anon.
There's been a lot of slander on TC lately. What gives?>TQI think a book, like an actual story of what the world is like on the ground.
>>97268362Lately?
>>97262058It doesn't help the mod staff of the official discord is trans extremist.
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>>97267991thats a broad-shouldered lady
>>97268235>split top sleeveless gossamer high waist temple gown with gold trimGives that dress design I like so much pretty consistently, sometimes it has spaghetti straps
>>97268278
>>97268263She's a near-human species called the Ghent, who among other things are broad-shouldered, slightly long-armed and have ram's horns. She's a "Shorn" exile, meaning she had her horns ritually removed before being exiled from her clan.
>>97267458This inspired me to hit ol' Marshal Menace with the anti-soul gasHis head ends up gigantic every time for some reason but I just did it for the giggles
Fighting with some friends edition>Previous Thread:>>97253609>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97268236god, I miss when the artwork was of units that actually fought in the heresy, not the fictional saturnine bullshit that was never real
>>97268296>with what starting models?All the Badab War armour marks and vehicles, plus some other FW stuff thrown in. Tartaros got upgraded with 30k versions (original 40k ones had Crux on the shoulder and Imperialis across the chest).
>>97268002oh fuck, it was horrible, anonthere were so many useless booksand everyone was just slightly taller than i remembered, i was just like one of my japanese horror animes
I got this dewde as part of my secret santa. I should have gotten the command sprue so I could do the triple banner joke conversion but if I have the right legs I think I'm gonna take the banner, make the aquila wings into a power axe, give it a power fist and maybe a wrist pistol and it'll be my jump-combat herald for Alone and Forgotten. I got the vigilator model to so that'll probably be my BS9 AaF vigilator.
>>97268403That must just be those fools who put cork on their LIgma bases. Don't you worry anon just use the normal rimmed bases and you'll feel better. Now roll for turn 1 initiative, you finished deploying first so you get a d10 and I'm on a d6.
how did you explain having literal blue human women in your scifi setting?
Isn't the deal that they don't actually look human, they just have some psychic power that makes every species think they look similar to them?
>>97265491no>>97261923shut up
>>97259986Punitive mass augmentation done to a rogue colony
>>97259986>it’s very important that we have blue women in our game with cum gutters for hair
>>97259986I don't. They simply do.
Would love to share some YTers I like to use for inspiration. Looking for anyone you find helpful. Preferably smaller creators and not restricted to 5e. I’ll submit three that I really enjoy while I’m doing prepFirst I’ll submit is Desk and Dorks. The channel is made by a medieval historian and combines his knowledge of subjects to enhance games. I particularly like his take on Bronze Age fantasy and building better town guards
>>97249098Unless a person is solely talking about the layout, editing, and art of a book, there is zero reason to watch a review of a game they've done without playing the game or module. It's like reviewing a videogame by watching a looking at the box and watching let's plays.That's why I like Seth Skworkowski, he only reviews shit he's run or played, so he actually has shit to say about it. There a million review channels that just have a static camera looking down on a pair of hands leading through a book and they have fuck all to say.
>>97263179Watching a review that goes over the basic mechanics, the options, the core gameplay loop, and tries to point out any glaring mechanical issues is worth something. A system can seem cool from the back cover elevator pitch, but unless you take the time to skim read everything, you might not pick up that the vibes and eye-catching presentation are covering a system that is otherwise just 5e in a different hat, or that the game is missing an important set of rules, or that everything is fucking busted, doesn't work as intended, or is just total bullshit to play.Notepad's reviews aren't perfect by any stretch, and some are just outright gimmicks and memes instead of real reviews, but his style of quickly exploring the basics and noting any stand-out problems is not without merit. Especially when his competition for RPG reviews are the millions of pairs of hands awkwardly flipping through a book with nothing to say, as you pointed out.
>>97263163To be honest, even a lot of his articles are kind of basic or pretentious. The three clue rule, improv advice, etc.Doesn't help that any question or issue you are experiencing often gets people uploading completely unrelated articles from him and treating it as gospel. It feels like he himself shills his stuff here with how often I see some dude push his stuff.
>>97268075That they are basic is the entire point. This hobby is dogshit for newcomers because the books no longer have any sort of procedural explanation and anyone who's been doing it for any length of time acts like you should just immediately know shit from first principles. It gets brought up a lot because most of it is solid, foundational and useful advice.
>>97225250>Good [...] YouTubersnot real
Threat Null editionaaah I'm being re-conditiooooned sub-edition>Previous>>97250318>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97267853Make it kind of like a G.I. Joe cartoon, but with like ten times the propaganda.
>>97268211Surely a Mummy or another benevolent force (like a Demon, from the Bible) would be willing to help?
>>97267921I legit hate how much Revised makes the Glass Walkers to be assholes towards kinfolk for no good reason. At least the Shadow Lords have the excuse of being the “do whatever it takes to win, no matter how dirty” tribe. GW do that just to be dicks
>>97268363Had to appeal to the billionaire 6'6 CEO Alpha Werewolf business owner dark romance demographic somewhere in WtA
>>97268385But the majority of Glass Walkers are just Virtual Adepts with ‘tard rage instead of reality warping egomania (or italians)
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97267757Plague Marines were in the starter set for a reason
I finally painted my pathfinders' devilfish. I got this tank around the same time I painted the team, goddamn it must be three years ago? Better late than never. Now all of my kill teams have a customized transport.
>>97268144Lemme post 'em
>>97268157These guys probably aren't legal anymore.
>>97268167>These guys probably aren't legal anymore.Not quite, which is a shame. I remember you posting them.A few of the team members could probably be repurposed for the new deathwatch team though, so they're not nothing if you find yourself wanting to revive them.Dedicated transports for decorative purposes are kino. Unfortunately the one team I've done one for has also wound up unusable.
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97260097
Sex with Teto
>>97267544Reverse Isekai Light Overlord is pretty much that, unfortunately it takes place on earth so the author felt like he didn't need to flesh out the setting.
>>97267818i wonder in what kind of techniques does the Tenth Magistrate of Hell specializes in, he does not look like the core or phase type
>>97268283alchemy to gain money. He is scared and needs bodyguards, he is not the type to fight
>>97267544Husanon is making it.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>tfw you kill your opponent with their infinite
>>97267394Just buy some gems and emotes and stop being antisemitic
>>97265313well, yeah but DC has a very extensive banned & restricted list that gets updated every 3 months or sothe arena team is not really worried about curating brawl, they removed the majority of the feel bad cards and rebalanced a lot of cards for historic, but that's about the extent of itI think brawl has potential to be great like DC but it's gonna need a lot more intervention
>>97267394really is amazing, isn't it?
>>97268290STOP NOTICING THINGS
Writing General: 'festive' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>96644454And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Apparently, I can only write two types of female characters:>pure, goodhearted maiden of virginal goodness and peace-loving nature>aggressive, rude tomboy, will punch your teeth in as a form of mating ritualNext year, I shall be a better author.
>>97263928Learn2write sluts next.
>>97257571Wyrd Town F____
>>97263928>Inserts clip from As Good As It Gets
The DM reveals that all this time, the 'Chaotic Evil invading soldiers' you've been fighting and slaughtering were actually Lawful Good innocent untrained peasants. They were tricked/convinced into believing they were fighting for survival and defense of their impoverished homeland.THE PALADIN FALLS AND LOSES ALL POWERS!!!Do you feel like a hero yet?
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>>97264543Paladins are holy WARriors.
>>97264543>Consummating your marriage automatically causes a Paladin to fallOk, exactly fucking how do you rationalize this?
>>97268221Men are always stronger than women. ANY time there is a power disparity during sex, genuine consent cannot be given. Therefore since men are always stronger than women, any sexual contact between men and women is inherently rape, because the woman is physically unable to grant genuine consent.And since all sex between men and women is rape, and rape is always an Evil act, and the paladin is knowing engaging in sexual congress with his wife, the Paladin has knowingly committed an Evil act and therefore falls.
>>97268309Okay dworkin.
