I hate the new captcha edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97215277If White's slice of the color pie is Armageddon and Balance, then White can go to hell.
I'm interested in playing a heroic deck in Pauper, but I have a deep seated disgust towards spiders. Unfortunately this card is one of the main creatures used in the deck right now.Does anyone know of some good cards I could use to replace it? The deck already runs Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, Armored Armadillo, and Akroan Skyguard.
>>97215272So how many packs have you bought this year?
>>97214421Yeah I'm being melodramatic, I was phone posting at work and a patient kept interrupting me
>>972152967 or 8.
Again EditionPreviously: >>97179191▶ Thread Task: Atmospheric locations, set the mood.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ok Dr. Pizza
>>97214728I don't know who that is.
>>97214577Reduced yourself to genning 14 year olds?
>>97214726>>97215059I just thought she was a pretty character.
>>97215059>>97214726There's something broken in you
Horny bondage edition>Previous>>97192171 >Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97207885Lorefag, Dramafag, Newfag, and Optimizer if the Lorefag leaves after I explain to him I'm using my own interpretation of the setting.
>>97213378Eh, Reach is pretty good, but it's held back by some boneheaded design choices in the magic system>what if i made it so crit successes let you ignore withstand? hmmm not busted enough. better make sure a half decent mage can consistently get crits too.
Oddly serendipitous turn in the thread.I want to make a nagaraja npc to scare the shit out of my players who refuse to lean into combat powers & mostly go around Dominating/Presence etc. in social situations & during combat they just dogpile & scrape through. They think that theyre able to go toe to toe with combat monsters because "its just a few extra dice". So my plan is the Nagaraja. Who will challenge them in influence by using necromancy paths, but will also be a combat beast in his own right. Hes gonna have Typhonic Maw & a few dots of Celerity too. Is there anything else I can stack on to this so that he can grab them & drain their entire bloodpool in one go?
>>97215133Path of Conjuring & MAYBE a few dots in Science
>>97215022How does TF beat the Beast? Id love to know more
>Everyone• PLEASE BUMP THE THREAD IF IT REACHES PAGE 10!>Requesters:• Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), so the artists know what you're looking for.• If you have a WIP quote the Anchor Post, and attach the WIP so your Drawfag can find you.• Do not reply to other deliveries with a request that the artist fill your request next. This is called 'piggybacking'.• Do not make multiple requests in the same thread and do not serially request multiple characters after a delivery. Suggesting several concepts for artists to choose from counts as making multiple requests.• If you're unsatisfied with your completed request, please wait at least one week before you re-request. If someone follows this rule, don't waste posts by complaining about it.• Stay on topic.>Drawfags and Drawfags-to-be:• Drop your tumblrs/websites/commission/etc information, but if you're dropping your commission info, please consider filling a request beforehand instead of just advertising.• Please keep AI deliveries to the /slop/ threads. This is a thread for human-made art.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
How much time has to pass having a wip and anchoring it to be cope?
>>97214517If I don't see anything in three months I'll stop anchoring. That said when I did that and someone posted my WIP in January the artist came back and restarted. (Then unfortunately disappeared again)4-5 threads of no movement would probably be a good cut off
>>97201840Requesting a cute big headed robot mascot for a korean cyberpunk theme park.He has both a cute mode for interacting with the kids, and a 'combat mode' where guns pop out of his arms and head to deal with when cyberpsychos try attacking guests. He's a giant big headed Korean noble with a Gat hat, and a slightly creepy smile.Inspired by mentions in the original cyberpunk 2020 lore that theme park employees had combat cyberware to protect guests from cyberpsychos.
>>97201840Requesting a long-term project of my mage the ascension character, the 'P.E.E.R.L.E.S.S' armor. It's heavily inspired by the ARS suit from vanquish and uses pretty much every magic sphere except for spirit. The armor itself is inspired by the armor of an arthurian knight who stepped through time the day he was awakened, and the sword is influenced by swordsmanship instructor, a samurai he met while falling through dimensions. The scanner is his own invention and his primary tool for interacting with his magical paradigm.
>>97201840Requesting Anja, a priestess of Sif the Viking goddess of harvest and fertility. She's a warrior priestess, so she's equally capable of tending to others while handling herself in a fight.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97214462I'm pretty sure that dude has delivered my Uber Eats a couple of times
now this is the hard-hitting content I subscribed for
bro threw :skull:another canada w
god fucking dammitI have >4 starting town>4 multiversal passage>4 watery grave>2 swamp>2 gloomlake vergeonly 2 lands in the whole deck don't make black on turn 1 and it would still work if I had a hand with siren or stormchaser since opal would make the blackI was even on the play, this is turn 0, I ALMOST had the turn 1 dreamI kept it, opponent left as soon as leyline of the void touched the table
>>97215231https://youtu.be/mYuF3T7s7XY
What the fuck was the Emperor doing during the DAOT and the age of strife?
>>97204994Patiently waiting for things to get worse so that he could swoop in and save humanity from themselves.
>>97213441Yeah, I get that, but frankly the whole emperor lore is dumb. All of it, really.
she cute
>>97211655>t. has not actually read the early fluff and bases his entire knowledge on memes
I feel like this edition has alot of objectively bad things about it and is absolutely where the alot of worst qualities of current editions showed up. But I feel like I prefer playing this edition compared to a lot of previous editions and 10th edition. Its a weird transitional period where there's still a lot of the old units that haven't been legended yet while still having the fucking Primaris lot. Its strange but I don't feel like I'm missing out on much staying on this edition and playing with friends casually instead of going back to playing the current edition.
>>97213029Any chance you have this written down somewhere?
>>97186108I like that primaris marines came out of it.
>>97212864Pretty much opinion exactly. It was pretty funny though how fast the excitement over 8th (oh thank god, 7th is dead at last!) turned to disappointment as it rapidly turned into its own form of debacle.
I remembering 1000pts of Eldar tabling 3000 pts of nids. I remember Eldar tabling Orks turn 1, fellow took out 100s of models, and didn't play a single one. We had a statewide tourney and the top 25 were all Eldar.
>>97213029Seconding a request for that
Tolkien is to blame for the state of 5e and generic fantasy that you see in TTRPGs. We wouldn't have horrible big fat fantasy books, nor power fantasy / wish fulfilment, which you find in scaling levels through so-called "XP". Fantasy used to be an experimental, creative, and wild genre filled with mad imagination; now, it is all wooden and samey. >tl;drListen to this:https://voca.ro/1Rwc7lMX0hfT
>>97212597>dude made up langauges improves medicore fictionthe absolute state of tolkiendrones. illiterate retards.
>>97211826found the system schizo
>>97208350Traditional games?
>>97212819>retarded faggot whines about people who have an interest in traditional games in an off-topic thread made by another retarded faggot who has actually been spamming the boardTouch brass.
>>97208350Post hand with timestamp
Would the Al Zutt be a good basis for a fantasy raceIn arab literature they were described as very tall, lean, strong, hardy man with very dark skin normally used for hard work and also know for their virility and sexual nature
>>97209594Fuck you.
>>97209594Generally, no. Basing fantasy races on real races or cultures was fine back in the 90s. But it is frowned upon nowadays.
>>97209594Do they run trains on the clerics?
>>97209594>still trying so very very hard to force ‘zutt’ into a memeGet fucking help or kill yourself
>>97212514>>97212949That is a sacred ritual to transfer power and virility, seeding the cleric with extra manliness and give him the potency of up to 30 men
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>most retailers setting up preorders for the minis we haven’t even seen yetBuying a mini; a purely visual item, without even knowing what it looks like is peak paypig
>>97208803>I figure the christian/muslim communities would just blame the jewish population and force them into hiding.Nothing in the setting really implies that, especially since it is known that the Templars were responsible for the Hellgate opening.The lore already gave hints that there are hidden fortresses they hold.
>>97194127Cheers for the great advice anon. Actually managed to find more than enough mini options for Stigmatic nuns.>>97212599In fairness, E-tool melee action is a well beloved trope, though it might risk game balance.
By chance does anybody know of some other wargames where Trench Crusade models can be easily adapted to? That uses vehicles as well?I like the aesthetics and some of the TC fluff. I just want the scale of the wargames to be larger rather than small scale skirmishes.I plan on using WGA's The Damned for heretics.
>>97210352interesting that they just straight up steal the communicant stuff half the time.
Lgs gripe thread?>if you have bluk for people to go through, either go off tcg player, or have a minimum price per card>do not do bothAll you are doing is making me not want to buy from you when i have to wait for you to scam them on your phone and then charge me almost twice what your phone said
>don't hold products in reserve for 5 weeks while your broke ass friend tries to scrape together 100$ to buy it.>also pull reserved stock off your fucking shelf.
>>97211984Who the fuck is looking up the price on shit in the bulk bin? The whole point is they trade labor for revenue. You did the labor and reap the rewards if something good is in there
>tones of lgs' in area>most of them smell>2 are full corpo>better ones farther awayA cursed existence
>>97212027if I had an lgs, I'd only sell cards. aftermarket is such a waste of time and money. might as well buy crypto - equally dumb and volatile, but smellier
>>97214140Right? Half of the fun of going through bulk is finding that random dogeared $5 card and getting it for $.25
>wizard invests fortune in spell research>doesn’t write an article about it>doesn’t allow peer review, never submits to journal >nothing is ever published And don’t get started on how few alumni of the magic academy ever come back to teach instead of going private.
NGL some of the stuff in this thread and a recent work meeting has me thinking you could have finance bros be the demons offering funding/dark pacts for power. In exchange for 10% of your soul you get 1,000 gold
>>97211518generals are the only thing keeping this board frmo becoming a flood of every single 40k, MTG, and D&D people can think of. the way it is now, it still leaks but is mostly contained. without generals this place would be nothing but nonstop slop with no way to discuss niche topics or games.
>>97214930you could "solve" this "problem" by creating /tgg/obviously this isn't going to happen because that would be retarded and it wouldn't help in any way
>>97213194>If you were the one to actually write the spell like you claim, you'd know that the 8th and 24th steps of the summon cycle feature a reverse life transfer pact.>As you can see professors, Thadeus Thundercock has become Thadues sprinkledick now that he's given up 200 years of his lifespan to the summoned creature.>Rethus the Defilier thanks you for the donation by the way.
>>97213194Key partss in casting start mysteriously struggling. It turns out no one has updated the spellbase in years. Djinnhub adds donations of magical components and gold
Alright, if NOT 5e, what should be babby's first tabletop in 2025+1?
>>97205876Dnd's fine. Justpick the DND or game that the Dm is most comfortable in and loves the most. The enthusiasm is going to do more for you then the ruleset.
>>97214149>Play with a table of newer zoomers and you'll find it's not remotely simple.it's easy if you're not a complete moron. unfortunately I have a moron zoomer on my table.never played an rpg before and chose blade song wizard. I told him that might be a little too advanced for him, but he insisted. now, 9 sessions in, he still thinks he's a fighter and gets his shit beaten on the regular, forgets to roll to hit, but rolls to hit for magic missile.absolutely dreadful
>>97214136Ooooof
>>97215172>on my tablemy ESL brain is tired. *at
>>97212860>no amount of justification is going to discredit the fact that some games are just generally better for new players than othersDepends on the player.>there's a limit to the cognitive load one can absorb quicklyIs this universally the same? No? Guess I'm right then.>so asking for games that are easy to parse"Easy to parse" does not preclude "boring" or "uninteresting" games, in fact it can encourage seeking out games that a new player doesn't actually care about, so it's a shit criteria that only a dumbass would use.
Previous Thread: >>97002412For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97214558Yeah, assuming you max out stats. 10 is average to me, high elves get it to maximum 9 during character creation.Sorry, replied to the wrong anon somehow...
>>97214384Maybe six months ago? Last few updates. LAnon wanted to spread the weapon stats out a bit to make things other than STR/PER more viable instead of having to lean on "just gimp your character for the vibes lamo".
>>97214572chaps
>>97096644 OSR style system about disgusting monsters (you freaks) roleplaying as fantasy monsters (orcs and shit).1d6 for Race:1) Orc2) Goblin3) Centaur4) Ogre5) Slime6) Living Armour6 stats: Strength - STR, Agility - AGI, Toughness - TGH, Magic - MAG, Cunning - CUN, Intimidation - IDT. The uses of them should be evident.For races, roll die and apply:Orc - 3d6 STR, AGI, TGH, MAG, CUN & IDT.Goblin - 3d6 CUN & MAG, 2d6 AGI, TGH, & IDT, 1d6 STR.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97215020If i wanted to play as an Orc or Goblin I'll rather use the stuff from the OP
Do you prefer to make characters that are built to thrive within society, or characters that are built to be as independent from society as they possibly can be?
>>97193157>Barbarism would be like youd have to back your bitchy claims up with your strenght or just keep quiet you bitchthat's just south-central LA
>>97214176Sounds like video games might be better suited to your tastes.
>>97214176What about long-term campaigns? Because this does work in one-shorts and short forms>>97214366Ironic, considering he's closer to actual TTRPG experience than you will ever be.
>>97214561And if that's what his "actual TTRPG experience" boils down to then he should know that video games do his preferred playstyle much better.
>>97209288That's a 'no I don't know' then.
