>>97357467
Eh, a Barbarian might be better. Otherwise I'd ask my DM to fix their crappy design and make Unarmed Strikes light finesse weapons with the the Sap (or push) mastery so that it actually functions with the rest of the game

>>97355561
You aren't a woman you fucking trans freak

>paladin consistently cheats on his dice rolls
>rolls openly before the session starts and tells everybody he's "warming up the dice"
>"if you warm the dice up at the start you'll get all the bad rolls out early"
>proceeds to not "roll" anything lower than a 15 in a 5 1/2 hour session for 4 sessions in a row
>confront him about it
>rest of the group turns on me
>realize I'm playing with fucking morons who genuinely believe him
Another group down

>>97357707
what's worse than cheaters are dice tilters. i genuinely cannot stand superstitious people "imprisoning" a d20 because it didn't give them the funny number.

>>97357707
i cannot fathom why anyone would take joy in playing like this, like surely it just sucks all fun out? what is going through his head?

>>97289931
the upcharged tourist food use to not be upcharged tourist food.

>>97340810
Testing has shown that when humans read quickly the first and last letters, the length of the word and the remaining individual letters in a jumble is what is noticed and then context of the text is the used to identify the exact word used. This results in word pairs like Calvary/cavalry and rouge/rogue being "mentally" the same word.

>>97357159
That's basically gestalt principle at work, subconscious tendency to seek and/or fill in known patterns.

>>97356366
She's not even in the game, is she?
She's in some spinoff show

>>97356578
Why are you asking?
I did.

>>97357159
Or fatsies being unable to write weird.

Are Ruins of Azlant and Carrion Crown good APs? Thinking about joining a table that rotates both.

>>97350628
>can be replicated in any of those games
Maybe that's the point.

>>97350628
leave nobody likes ports

>>97350628
Yeah, quite frankly, feel like neither of you guys will be satisfied. It just makes more sense to start a new campaign in 2e/Savage PF than try to retrofit your old one. Hell, I'm unsure if the GM would be happy with 2e given how much more magic item focused the game is (on top of the admittedly lame design of them...).

>>97352941
I think this is a very fair rebuttal to the hypocrisy argument against PF2e. 5e players are really, really adamant of adding more and more bloat to 5e as they view it more like a Bethesda game, a skeleton for their own vision. PF2e players view the system as a game first, a game that needs adjustments than some massive overhaul mod. People aren't (or shouldn't be) against homebrewing or changing things about PF2e (if more hesitant thanks to how much you can ruin your own experience), they just know they don't need to completely upheave everything to make it fun.

>>97357503
people ARE against homebrewing pf2 in any way and you are NOT at a risk of ruining your experience by doing it

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Beautiful Finish, Entrete

[AUTO][Soul]:When your grade 3 or greater vanguard with "Lisciafael" in its card name [Stand] during your battle phase, you may call this card to the back row center (RC).

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[CONT]:If you have a grade 3 or greater vanguard with "Lisciafael" in its card name, this card gets all of the following.
・[ACT](RC):[COST][[Rest] this unit], choose one of your units, and it gets [Power] +10000 until end of turn. At the end of that turn, retire this unit.
・[AUTO]:When this unit is put from (RC) into soul by your vanguard's ability, choose up to one of your non-sentinel rear-guards, and it gets "[AUTO](RC):At the end of your turn, return this unit to hand." until end of turn.

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The 15th Anniversary Stream for Vanguard will be held on 24th February!

>>97354811
Very helpful, I'll do my best! Thanks man

>>97352526
Yuyu has never beat THE STRONGEST (Version Real) so no, he has not reached Nirvana.

>>97355136
Does anyone use any decent random super power generators online? I hear that a lot of them feel rather generic, and we can use some recommendations.

HYYYYUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAA
GWYOOOOOOOORRRGH

PUT THAT STAKE BACK INSIDE AND TURN OFF THESE STUPID SMARTWATCHES ALREADY
GOD ABOVE

I don't know what happened in that alley, and I'd bet my Amur leopard fur coat somebody tried to play the hero down there - but for their own sake I hope those two had the faintest idea what they were doing. "My art is war" my supercentenarian arse.
I worked way too hard for this.

I hate this. I hate seeing my boyfriend reduced to a wailing monster. I hate not knowing the fuck's lurking out there. I hate I can't do shit about this. I hate my bitter, powerless hate.

I'm praying for Boy Toy. I live vicariously through your family, I don't want anything bad to happen to any of you.

>>97355107
>India big and stonk, saar
>The only area with civilization is outside of India
>Said civilization got utterly destroyed by the pajeet invaders
You went from the first place to have toilets (not build by your ancestors) to the place with designated shitting streets.

>>97357228
>not build
>Antijeet is esl
lol

>>97355107
pakistan and india (country) are both in india (region)
sorry pakis but i do not care what blood feud you have with your neighbors one hill over, you are basically indians to me

>>97357368
Being English, I find it most useful when they fight one another, and have no desire for them to stop.
It's the only thing that distracts them from gang-rape and shystery.

>>97357174
They are but I feel OP's questions. Wanna run a Bronze Age game? So what? Just... use another game/system, but take a buncha stuff out that doesn't fit? That sucks and isn't fun. It's what we've been talking about solutions to.

fucking insane that I lost 3 games in the trophy match in a row to fair green decks going first with mana dork mana dork bomb bomb bomb
how the fuck are green decks even at 6-X, they do nothing without go first nutdraws

>>97303562
>Average blue players when the top 5 decks arent a variation of Ux and Uxy (there is a WG in fifth place)

>>97356756
The game is a scam to get you to play more games for a longer amount of time to get what you want. Its shit.

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>>97302904
>>97305992
welp, can't say I'm surprised

The patch deleted all of my decks. The FUCK!?!?!

>>97351179
>Seething about Deedlit and Pirotess
Noldorfag is truly cursed by the Valar to always attack his own, huh? You don't deserve to be called noldor anyway at least they were cool.

>>97350588
obviously reacting to the 2nd to 3rd age brown "elves" getting purged magical documentary

When this General image maxes, I feel a void.

>>97357602
What the void of no more low quality AIslop? I like cute and sexy female elves but have some standards

>>97357602
>>97357700
If that void could be filled with slop, I'd just roll over to one of the many slop-shitteries and make some more.

I like Red Markets zombies since they cover all the bases. The infection itself is enigmatic, but it acts like a virus, parasite, and in some ways a fungus and manifests as thick, ropey sinew. Infected who are still alive are called Vectors and act like 28 days later style rage zombies that sprint, jump, and still have enough wits about them to operate door handles. When they inevitably die from heart failure or dehydration or (non-brain) injury, they collapse dead and then a few hours to days later rise up again as Casualties, which are more typical slow zombies that are only really dangerous in hordes (but tend to congregate into hordes when they have nothing to slowly chase).
Some people don't actually lose control of themselves when infected and are called Latents, but they still look infected and are still infectious. When they die, their corpse immediately acts like a Vector until rigor mortis slows it down to Casualty, so Latents are usually treated as second class citizens and often quarantined into their own areas or at least closely monitored. Vectors can be turned into Latents if injected with the "cure" before their bodies give out. Some people are truly immune, but the "cure" is derived from their bone marrow, so being known as immune is a good way to get disappeared into a chop shop.
There are also Aberrants that are one-off freak zombies like a rat king where all the sinew spread out and connected a bunch of zombies into a surprisingly fast moving ball of limbs and heads, or a scarecrow-like zombie that's crucified on its own sinew which now spreads out across the ground like aggressive vines ready to grab and impale anything in the area.

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>>97349727
>I like Red Markets zombies since they cover all the bases. The infection itself is enigmatic, but it acts like a virus, parasite, and in some ways a fungus and manifests as thick, ropey sinew. Infected who are still alive are called Vectors and act like 28 days later style rage zombies that sprint, jump, and still have enough wits about them to operate door handles. When they inevitably die from heart failure or dehydration or (non-brain) injury, they collapse dead and then a few hours to days later rise up again as Casualties, which are more typical slow zombies that are only really dangerous in hordes (but tend to congregate into hordes when they have nothing to slowly chase).
>mfw I came up with this EXACT same thing a few years ago and thought I was doing something original
There truly is nothing new under the sun.

>>97316224
>All zombies that aren't a brain-damaged human are magic
in fairness I guess he means explicit magic as opposed to a virus or whatever

>>97300419
Because "zombies" are expies for Coloreds by wypipo. Just like allyiums are expies for the Soviets. You know this is true.

>>97355163
>Just like allyiums are expies for the Soviets
Come to think of it, communist alien zombies hasn't been done before.
>Lenin gets possessed by the Red Weed from Mars and starts to spread the REAL red menace!

>>97357634
That's reasonable, though Vampire the Masquerade had to devise the Embrace, the Jyhad, the Masquerade and a bunch of other explanations to explain why vampires hadn't overtaken the world by biting and infecting everyone they came into contact with.
Bite-based reproduction would require a similar string of explanations, but distinct enough to not make it seem like a furry-flavoured Vampire the Masquerade. If you can pull it off, good on you.

>want to pull up some shit for planning
>about to go into the mega
>remember someone put a bunch of malware in the pdfs
eugh... why do people have to be so fucking annoying...

>>97354664
Fuckers
You guys forgot to link the other thread

I was basically talking to myself

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>>97357692
What? That's the first think we did. You can check under the keyword "baking"

>>97357686
I'm still not 100% certain if there's malware or not. The guy who made the initial claim was really cagey, vague in his elaboration, and the site he was using flagged everything except a small set of behaviors as fine.

That being said, if you want to err on the side of caution, why not just pull the PDFs up in the MEGA without downloading them? Stay in browser or in the MEGA app and use it as a PDF reader without downloading the files themselves.

>>97355292
Why should I? What are you going to contribute in return?

>>97355746
You don't want to engage with the thread topic and make this board a little bit better?

>>97356559
Do you?

>>97331288
It's puckee, ya dingus
>>97354324

>>97331559
cool, I think it's the first time I see that take into the matter
>>97330092
as soon as they start showing signs of magical aptitude, usually around 8 years old in the case of humans, though in families with a magical tradition it might start before in preparation for the actual manifestation of powers.
Besides those, only families with a high social status might induct their children into a mage order or hire a tutor to instruct them; commoner children that manifest powers usually won't be able to develop them unless their liege lord or some patron of high standing takes an interest to them. Those usually end up as hedge wizards at best and more usually as the village's cunning woman/man
Think that magic doesn't appear in awesome powers; no kid starts spontaneously casting fireball or prismatic ray or something of that kind, not even especially useful cantrips. They cast stuff like a handicapped version of mage hand or speak with animals but affecting only their pet, and just for a few seconds every month. It's easy to miss until they're much older if people aren't actively watching them in case they do have magic

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lol im not watching that, why are you so mad? lol what a twerp

>>97353622
I have told you before, fucking learn how to punctuate and capitalise before you talk to me, you fucking whore.
I don't care if you watch the video or not, I don't care if you constantly out yourself as a smoothbrained shitburger waste of a life by holding opinions that are objectively wrong by disagreeing with me, but for the love of castration, observe your fucking diction, you graceless, hellbound spittoon full of AIDS CUM.

>>97348971
Well, to be fair, the first guy got political first.

>>97348971
I'm still a bit floored by the sheer vitriol unleashed on that retard. I feel kind of bad for him but Tripwire fell down the retard stairs on the way out and he has some grift going so I guess it worked out.

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>>97354123
are you indian, you smell indian. definitely brown, and definitely you need to take your meds before mom finds out

You guys ever just rip off a video game, or a TV show in its entirety because your players are to normie to know the material?

>>97354883
I ran a dark fantasy D&D group using mostly dark souls bosses and dungeons for that reason. Through my own spin on things of course, but the general premise of them stayed intact.

>>97354883
>to normie
Honestly you could lift plots wholesale from older media since the current generation is too young to know what it is. You could crib Columbo for murder mysteries, X-Files for weird one-off encounters of the week, Seinfeld or Frasier or a billion other sitcoms for background characters at a bar or restaurant.

>>97357619
>Telling the bard the woman giggles as she leaves room
>He was in the pool