Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97220312So he nogames.
>>97139776When I was nine my sister was making fun of my for playing a "girl game" because I was playing Tomb Raider, since that day I've resorted to playing women just to spite her.
>>97227811>the original claim was that all characters were necessarily self-inserts?Idk why this pisses you off so much. It's literally just "you control the buttons you press" applied to imagining shit, but in trying to explain this i've been met with frothing abject refusal to understand another person's perspective (which is hilarious all things considered)
>>97230673>He talking about people spending a few hours pretending to something they are not like a elf.That's just AGP with extra steps.
>>97232718Yes, you are no game or brains.
Everyone I know who watches Fatt Coville videos is a fucking terrible GM. I've never fully watched one and I am widely considered the best GM out of all 3 groups I'm part of. I am regularly requested to run campaigns. People borderline fall asleep in the games others run. There's also no tension because they know that these Coville acolytes will fudge rolls until all PCs survive the battle. If you're a good GM, it's an inmate talent you can hone over time. You're born that way. If you aren't, then no amount of shitty advice is going to make up for your lack of talent. It just is what it is. This idea that everyone should "try" DMing is retarded. The idea that anyone can be good at it? lolno. Its like some fat divorced on who suddenly decides he's gonna become a famous author. Fat chance. Most people fucking suck at GMing. Hell, most of them suck at playing, but at least in that case the game depends less on them.
>>97232339>>97232374>>97232461What is with this guy and his obsession over LGBT people? Is he closeted, or just /pol/brained?
>>97232378Yeah but almost all TTRPG YouTube slop is like this. Its some catchy title and the advice is the most obvious low effort shit imaginable. Nothing insightful or original is said. Ever.
>>97232573That's because most of the advice is lifted from reddit, who lifted it from old blogs and forums, which, in turn, was lifted from Dragon magazine and earlier publications.
>>97232339Man, now this is some classic autism right here
>>97232246>people who watch the new GM channel aren't good GMsShocker!>doesn't understand how dice fudging is employed>conflates aptitude and skill>obsessed with a niche internet microcelebSage in all fields. Kys retard
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97232196>Suddenly some little figure hands me something and vanishes into the crowd>I think I saw a flash of green clothing?>Strange fellow, no doubt>Now, what's this?>Looks to be a wrapped package, whatever could it be?>Check the tag>To me, from "Santa", huh?>I don't remember fully who that is, some kind of Imperial Candlemas tradition I think?>Clearly a pseudonym, it seems I might have an admirer>Of course I do, I'm the best there is>Odd, there seems to be a few mysterious stains on the tag and paper and the wrapping has some symbols that seem.....vaguely familiar>I think I'll open this one later, I'm sure they sent me something good>Now, about that wine.....
>>97230656>>97231432>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy>As I stand in the lobby, trying to think of the next phase of my plan, and dreading what bizarre incidents will happen on Nordica II this Candlemas, a pale skinned woman in white furs sweeps into the room at the head of a small group of drunken lackeys, tosses me a set of keys, and demands that I drive her to something called a “Blood Bowl Game” in the old Space Hulk wreck >I briefly contemplate running or fighting, but the high heeled boots I acquired as part of my disguise aren’t well suited to either course of action, particularly as they don’t quite fit, and one of heels has a bit of a wobble >And then one of the lackeys refers to the pale woman in white as “Cummissar” and I realize how laughably outclassed I am >According to what little intelligence my superiors have managed to gather on the Schlick, the Cummissar is the leader of their paramilitary organization, and is a daemonette of significant power and cunning >And a shape changer as well apparently >Trying, and no doubt failing, to hide my horror and dismay, the best I can do is resist the urge to start crying, and to not cover myself with my hands as the Cummissar gives me a very thorough leer>I wordlessly allow the group to lead me to the large limo in the parking garage, and manage to get the limo on the road without too many scrapes and bumps, usually people drive me, not the other way around >I try my best to keep my eyes on the roads, but the moaning and slapping sounds from the back of the limo left little doubt as to what is going on back there >But eventually the noises stop, either she tired her minions out, or worse, drained their souls until they became comatose >And every time I looked in the rear view mirror following the ceasing of the sex noises, the Cummissar is staring at me hungrily
>>97232481>This is bad, perhaps even as bad as the string of events that had occurred when Happy Ending was invaded a few months back >We arrive at the Space Hulk and I am shocked to see presumably normal Imperial citizens mingling with Orks, Gretchin, shamelessly underdressed members of the Schlick, and even a few Tau and Eldar >Clearly at some point in my absence, the Lord General crossed the line between short term alliances with heretics and xenos, and outright heresy>I guess I can’t throw stones given where I suspect my own employer’s loyalties to lie, and the several occasions in the past where I was temporarily enslaved by Orks, but I am dismayed by how clearly compromised Imperial rule of this planet has become. Any plans I had of sneaking off and notifying authorities completely evaporate >I was hoping the Cumissar would let me stay in the limo, but instead she leaves her comatose minions behind and demands that I accompany her to her box seat instead, and the way she says it leaves no room for doubt on what activities she has in mind when we get there >Fuck my life, times a million >The walk to the box seat is simply brutal >Despite the amount of effort I am putting into managing my mounting dread, I am painfully aware of how every human face that looks at me is either shamelessly leering or twisted up in disgust, and I get groped or spat on at least once every ten seconds >The Orks and Gretchin seem to instinctively recognize my low status and more than a few times an Ork deliberately bumps into me and knocks me over like a bowling pin on the icy floor, or a Gretchin throws waste at me, to the cruel laughs of the others >The Tau and Eldar just look at me like I am crazy, probably because even by the standards of the Schlick my attire is extremely unsuitable for the freezing conditions and icy floors of the Space Hulk
>>97232493>The Cummissar doesn’t seem to notice my discomfort, though no doubt she has plans to warm me up when we get to the box seat >And here we are >Like the rest of the arena, it is crudely fabricated from metal cut from the Space Hulk, with only a few pornographic paintings and a table full of drinks and “toys” denoting that this space has been set aside for a high ranking daemonette>There are two armed guards here, and a scantily clad serving girl, but the Cummissar unfortunately just ignores them and indicates I should sit on the crude metal bench and watch the game which is just starting while she pours us some drinks >The bench is so cold that it burns, and the game, which seems to be some Orkish equivalent to football, stops as soon as it starts, with two players arguing over some rule >The Cummissar hands me a drink, puts a hand on one of my knees, but then leans forward and starts scanning the playing field for something >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuckuckfuckfuckfuckfuck>By this point I am shaking uncontrollably from both fear and cold, and I have the most extreme case of goosebumps I have had since that one time I fell in a river on Damnatum Lutum during the middle of winter >I silently pray to every god that might me listening that the Cummissar actually enjoys watching “Blood Bowl” and forgets about me, or if that is not an option, that some sort of distraction occurs that gives me a chance to escape
>>97232504>>97232196>>97231846>>97231449>be da coach >dis is it boyz>dis is da moment ive been training ya whole lives fer>litterally in sum cases cause yer so runty >i had asked da boss fer some big un's but he said he needed em>but enough bout dat >now is da moment >except fer after dis when we gonna krump da knife ears and dem naked umies>we start da game with da ol "swap da ball fer a hungry squig" opener >suddenly get da red card from da ref when one of ma boyz kicks one of da captured khorne boyz we caught fer da game >why humies got dem fleshy bits if not fer kicking?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Give the princeps the reigns edition>Previous Thread:>>97216117>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>30k TACTICA & TIPSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232656Oh and that was basically the end of the game. We played Acquisition for the first time (my first time) and so Double Dog there running off with the goods won me the game. That dire wolf there took an extraordinary amount of punishment and didn't die, and another dire wolf and warhound survived but I had killed 5 warhounds that match. Next time we play I'm gonna encourage my opponent to try his Legio rules because that special Audax maniple would be a real benefit with the terrific amount of terrain we're able to use.
>>97232674Game number 2! I'm still going! I forgot to take a snappie of turn 1 but it was mostly movement. Laserbeak awakens its machine spirit and blocks stripes from advancing for 2 turns because of poor placement. Jim and the knights push a flank and I successfully bait my opponent into letting me get my warhounds into a prime firing solution on his dire wolf.Two failed captchas... at last...am I finally a machine?
>>97232700You have to read "Jim and the knights push a flank" in Jeremy Clarkson's voice with the Top Gear soundtrack. I continued my absolute bullying of this double melta dog again. My opponent this time should have First Fire'd it into the knights instead of charging (we talked about this too) because of the strength of the attacks and range. When we use stratagems the next time we play I'm gonna recommend him the ones best suited to helping this little mutt along, but today I wanted the kill.That dire wolf just would not die this whole game. I suppose I can't complain.
>>97232714The, because of a bad maximal fire shot, would push its reactor into the orange and with a failed emergency repair order and a bad repair roll could not overcome its reactor and destroyed itself. Double Dog would doggedly drill its dakka into the dire wolf's side there, but could not cause more than a few direct hits and wiffed with every smash attack it made. The other mortis warhound tried to follow up but on turn 4 Laserbeak finally got into melee.Before that, however, the knights and Jim ran around the side (no photo) only for the knights to be destroyed by a volcano cannon shot. Stipes would pick up an objectives (we were playing acquisition again) and hold it for the game to win me the match.
>>97232722Double Dog would be double teamed (turn 4 before the end) but thanks to Laserbeak's earlier charge and its defensor cannons it would actually destroy that last warhound before its activation, by sheer luck and my bullshit rolling. Stripes and Jim would also lay low that warlord, mostly through Jim's absurd accuracy, but it would fall and deal serious damage to Stripes's head. We were game to play to turn 5, but we rolled a 9 on the d10 so the game ended.That dire wolf took at least 6 probably 7 vulcan mega bolter shooting attacks and did not fucking die no matter how many shots were aimed at its carapace. I can't complain, it was impressive.Play Titanicus, ya saps. It's so good.
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232137>>97232114>>97232085It takes SO FUCKING LONG before they can read the text anons
>>97228679>>97228686I understand these refrences
>>97227939get him nucleum
>>97232684That's a >>97232684 problem.
>>97232642Agree completelyIt makes historical wargames truly egregious because literally nothing has changed. If anything the way theyre resusing and iterating so much on rules systems lately and cutting corners with inexperienced devs and less research, Im not sure why prices are so ridiculous, especially from smaller companies where I guess theyve decided to just fleece the boomers before they die and no young people play anymoreDoesnt help that theres so many preds in these companies going to events
Thread #02 Lean Winter on the TundraPrevious Thread: >>97090196Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97224887Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest.>This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra.>Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory.>Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter.>Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads.
>>97228119Great to hear the seance was a success. god willing your strike team will be successful and the thing will breath its last.>>97229903Figures the Leopoldite would fuck up like this. Everything's a vampire, they can't imagine something else until they die to it.
>>97231607>Being THIS ignorantAt least everything outside of the name is still a secret
Strike team cleared out the lair. Rather spacious burrow. Crusted blood, scraps of the dress from the undercover police officer back when Pilgrim got shot, bones-- maybe human, but nobody's home. The team has set up traps, they'll be staying there for the night.
>>97232064Unmarked van just pulled up to the hospital's rear entrance. at least 5 guys driver included just went in. feds, maybe. police buddy might know what's going on.
>>97232634Shit. just got a call from our contact, something's wrong. He met Pil;grim, dude's freaking the fuck out, I'm taking a few guys to get him out. fucking feds.
Anyone planning to play any Christmas Specials? One-shots or variations on your regular game? Our group often has a Christmas special of some kind, either some unique silly monsters, or the current party portalled to the North Pole, or some villain stole all their magic items for presents, that kind of thing. What does your group do for the holidays?
>>97215516There is a movie called "red one' it's pretty mid but the lore is surprisingly deep enough to build a game setting out of, working on that
>>97215516Already did. Had them meet La Befana and they had to rescue the town's presents from frost fey. There was another session where the group had a snowball fight and Solstice Dinner.
>>97215516We usually take the Christmas period off from games.
obviously, clan skryre is the most advanced society in the setting. do you think they had access to warm, running water? you could use warpstone to heat the bath houses for example, and they had plenty of access to metal for plumbing.
>>97227795the character's name is snivil claw, she's the daughter of ikit
>>97231698But Global Rule 3 only bans furry pornography, not furry artwork or content. You seem confused.
>>97226103Link it
>>97223075Fem skaven have to be the shittiest kind of anthro smut because it's entirely concocted by people who see Skaven as nothing but anthro rats.At least gay shit has the gall to occasionally make stuff where they're actually smelly murder rapists.
>>97226103I found your commissions. You have awesome taste.
>>97231781>it's an anti-evil bonus damage aura or something?Close, Protection against Evil. He bought it after noticing he kept getting dominated mid-fight (and out of fight due to Vampire Durkon)
>>97231807I guess he's still Evil then, despite all the apparent change latelyI suppose it's not so easy to switch alignment
>>97231867I expect he'll switch to neutral right before he dies. Some heroic sacrifice to save a teammate, or the like.
>>97231867Use of the clasp being literal penance in preparation for an alignment shift might seem a little on-the-nose... Then you remember who's writing this.
>NAAAAAAALE
Mobile Siege Platform EditionA thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNOld links>https://pastebin.com/yUVx32wBComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232263no ones interested in your shitty bait attempt to derail the thread either
>>97231563Tbf the fight IS one-sided until Chewie steals an AT-ST and goes ham with it
>>97231599>Eclipse is actually shorter than the ExecutorsChat, is this real?Thanks for the supership sheet, anon. I really appreciate you taking the time to give us all the various mainline ships in handy packages like this.
>>97231674Keklmao. I also hated that sloppy, uncreative pizza slice.
>>97232657>Chat, is this real?Yes and no, the Exe size went through a few changes before settling in on being the longest (before the Eclipse used to be twice the length) but I think the Eclipse still beats it out in mass
Previous thread: >>97111514GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
>>97229794Huh, the description is oddly wrong. The gun was popularly used in full configuration (stock and suppressor) in the soviet afghan war as a backup weapon by pretty much anyone who could get their hand on it but especially Spetsnaz, and that carried until the war in the Donbass where it became sort of a status symbol.
Is "I/we should have used GURPS for this" a recurring reflection? Because I probably am at this point.
>>97232190No, because the answer is always "yes".I have played a lot of different games before playing GURPS and all of them would have been better if I had been playing gurps.>only warbetter as gurps>D&Dbetter as dungeon fantasy>warharmmer fantasy 2ebetter as gurps>Vampire the masqueradebetter as gurps>shadowrunbetter as gurps Action>Cyberpunk better as gurps actionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232190Yes. Its a thought that frequently comes up whenever we try to run something in any other system. Usually, the answer to "why don't we run this in gurps instead" is that it would be a lot of work on the GM's end to do it right.
>>97232610Why tho? Have you tried omitting subsystems?
Stop buying miniatures.
Ill do both
>>97219267the girl with the big sword is semi translucent? why can't you see the sword behind her face?
>>97191690I would rather stop playing games altogether than to use garbage 2d "miniatures".
Nah, I'll do what I want
>>97194567>dire hyena doesn't have a big ball sackUnrealistic
Wasted Edition▶Previous thread:>>97108804Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V▶TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232025Yeah I've got a whole fleet of those Dark Eldar ones from a random BFG lot I got from ebay. Also have a bunch of unbuilt Ork ships, which I think was a combo of ebay and direct from Specialist. And a SM fleet in various stages of built/painted which was also from Specialist. And a couple unbuilt Grey Knight Strike Cruisers and the little Thunderhawk stands from FW I think.
>>97232077Thats alot of minis. And nice that they are originals, not meaning 3d printed are bad.
>>97231942The Craftworld ships were kind of a callback to the Space Fleet ones.>>97232077>>97232591I've got an absolute shitload of BFG stuff, it was my favorite game GW made besides 1e Necromunda. I scratchbuilt some Grand Cruisers and Voss light cruisers with standard prows, and another Voss light cruiser with Chaos parts. Among a *lot* of other shit.
>>97232655one of my old fleet shots. The Emperor-class from Space Fleet is standing in as the Voss battery cruiser, and that weird Chaos ship is a scratchbuilt Bulk Freighter/landing ship we were using for a scenario
>>97232671and a shameful shot of some unpainted escorts with one of the Grand Cruiser builds.
>Nagas>Opidians>Serpentmen>Yuan-tiSnake and person. Snerson? Discuss all things snakepeople related here. These guys are my go-to mid-level baddies, they're so fucking cool and evil.
>>97232116Fun fact, snake people like bitches.
>>97232266But do people like snake bitches?
>>97232116
>>97232391"Yes"
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97230987That's pretty much most power fantasy jump.
>>97230987I like how half the replies assume space battlecruiser and the other half assume a sailboat.
>>97230987D&D Dragons
>>97231795None of them gave the real answer.
Is there a jump for the Rankin/Bass movies? I wanna be a Winter Warlock
