A thread for talking about players doing dumb shit and acting like retards.>Be me>Running short campaigns for new groups at the LGS>Players are all tasked with defending some random hamlet in a backwater province from bandits that are planning to sack it and haul everyone off into slavery>First group is (rightly) terrified of a fair fight >Lures the bandits into an ambush by getting help from a neighboring village>raid their camp after they retreat and destroy the group>Second group tries brute force>Roll up on the bandit camp directly and alone>Talk their way into meeting with the leader when they rushed him>Catch him offguard>Are also playing optimized characters >Slaughter him and his guards and convince half of the bandit group to work for them, rest scatter>The third groupComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97277704>here about dungeon>spend time prepping for dungeon>Other players are fine with it>one player complains after the dungeon when we came overprepared
>>97275958>>Tell players to read the book like 2 months in advance>>Session starts and I ask if everyone is ready to playPeople don't usually like getting homework but your story is you acting like you were setting a DVR rather than dealing with ordinary people then being surprised after two months that they didn't follow your instructions. That means>Two months of you assuming they'd just learn a system you, not they, were excited to play>Two months of you not finding out how far along they were>Two months of you not asking if they had any problems with their character creationGM as micromanager would be annoying as a player and frustrating as gm if you did have to herd players like sheep but asking after a month how they're getting on isn't micromanagement. Two months of you not following up is a you issue not a player issue.
>>97280823Probably had multiple opportunities to ask about problems in those two months
>>97280884The onus is on the players to actually play the game. The GM is not a kindergarten teacher trying to herd retarded children around.
> no one bothers to remember shit between sessions> turns into a lot of "what are we doing" or "i dont understand whats going on"> one player will just start hallucinating dumb shit the others just shrug and go along with whoever speaks firstI dont demand perfect attention at all times with amazing in depth character interaction but please gimme something more to work with
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282203If you're okay with reprints, Konami's reprint policy is really freaking good these days and they also kinda blew their load for the 25th anniversary and printed some nostalgia sets. Otherwise it just depends on your preference, though the Japanese ones will almost certainly be cheaper.
New Rescue-ACE support
>>97282203We're getting full arts in coming sets, with some an extra special version called "Grand Master Rare" though that particular level is so extremely rare that it's gonna be in investment territory.If you want to go in on more general collectng, Konami has a pretty aggressive reprint policy that means there's gonna be a fair number of options out there.Since you mentioned going for graded stuff, know that it's way, way harder to get high grades in Yu-Gi-Oh compared to stuff like Pokemon. 7's aren't that bad of a pickup for instance. If you think I'm joking, the 1-of-1 Tyler the Great Warrior that was in a case from when it came off the line to when it got graded only got a 7. It's partly a matter of quality control, but also because the grading people look really deeply at all the cards for even the tiniest of errors to dock the grade by.
Is it just me or do master duel missions not always work?
>>97282449Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekU3T9M3E9IFrenopolis is a gamified tetragrammaton clothed in the memetic zeitgeist.This thread is for discussion and development logging.It's easiest to learn with YGO/MTG experience.It's not for sale, but you can request a free physical 2-player 90 card set by following the instructions in the description of this video:https://youtu.be/oPoBUoagO_k(No payment or identifying info required)Playmats have arrived and will be sent out with the playtesting kits. Anyone who already received a set with the shipping label name "Current Resident" should be receiving one by 1/10/26. If your shipping label was not sent to "Current Resident", email or DM me on telegram so I can send you one. Tabletop Simulator Demo Implementation:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282550Rules have been condensed to 1 page in MTG terms. Covers everything but technical information and edge cases.8.5*11in, printable.
>>97282554Here is the advanced interaction sheet which covers edge cases and technical information which generally is not needed for general gameplay. You can print both of these images on the same sheet front/back.
here is the game board
Mages and wizards of /tg/, make your predictions for 2026! What will happen in the RPG-verse? Do it now before it happens!
>>97275941>the Jewish conservative in the comments saying he only meant Jewish democratsLmao>>97277587I'm inclined to believe the accusations of racism when the memes are actually funny.
>>97274207Elon Musk buys D&D
>>97276175There are, admittedly, some things in that prognostication I would be quite happy with.
>>97274550>copyright shitfuckery when wotc placed their prize and joy into the CC w/ the SRD.
>>97282221>Grok, make this anon naked
Work in Progress, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282440Also, love that you even got the detail of the chains having a place to retract to. Your conversions are VERY good. Idk if it means anything but you could do numbers on IG just posting what you've posted here.
>>97282477I can't take credit for that, the talos arm comes with the chain spools, I only remove 2 of the 4 that were too close to the pilot's cabin. Cheers though.Going through other old projects, I only ever painted up 1 squat and an additional head, really should finish those at some point...
>>97282491This head as it is now is giving me Spurdo vibes.
>>97282491why is he wearing sunglasses inside a helmet that has a visor?
>>97282535He sometimes has the visor up.
Would love to share some YTers I like to use for inspiration. Looking for anyone you find helpful. Preferably smaller creators and not restricted to 5e. I’ll submit three that I really enjoy while I’m doing prepFirst I’ll submit is Desk and Dorks. The channel is made by a medieval historian and combines his knowledge of subjects to enhance games. I particularly like his take on Bronze Age fantasy and building better town guards
>>97228344If you're talking about the video I saw a while ago, the point was about making distinctive NPCs without having to prep or overthink. It's an important thing if you have the players interact with a lot of NPCs, for example when they are creating their keep and gather a bunch of followers in one go or if they want to interact with some powerful group like nobles or a merchant guild.
>>97225250>good>YouTubersPick one.
>>97272272This!
>>97252545Hey man thats still not CR levels
>>97281891If that's your benchmark than literally every other RPG youtuber is "lesser known"
First thread of the year edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97261720>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282341Appreciate it man, thanks a lot
>>97282252>I'm not sure if I'll actually ever playIf you’re only looking for a single kit or two, whatever you buy would be perfectly playable in Warcry.
>>97281832I feel like elves in AoS are weird>LRLStandard high elves but with a bunch of weird flavor bits that don't directly mesh with the whole pristine elf thing. weird bull horns everywhere, cow mountain god thing, weird mounts, a wuxia looking fan user riding a goku cloud. just generally a weird vibe>DoKDark elves, but missing every male unit, no armored units, and not monsters that aren't snake ladies. Strictly a downgrade unless your a femdom/trannydom enjoyer>sylvanethliterally not elves which is why they're so cool. I enjoy traditional fantasy race tropes but I appreciate that AoS takes things in a different direction even if they're not all hits.
>>97282070>sphiranx heroI don't think we really need a hero, they just need to add the sphiranx to the battletome. If they made a second spearhead box, something with jade obelisk and the sphiranx would be nice, it's a pain trying to get those things seperately.
>>97282153one new battle tome, and one relevant foot hero for that faction, I'm calling it as being the only announcements for AoS. Maybe OBR since they teased bones in the announcement trailer.
Dubs and above turn into canon.
>>97281840>Guy complains>Not about the cat boys and retarded snake girls>Or Werewolf turbo aids>It's thisSorry Ali Dawah. But as Strasser showed, people will find ways to hamstrung your wank. Plus, the Arabs have a bad track record with borders, even with fellow Sunni Moslems.
>>97275358Another big L for lorefags. Males are almost universally shorter than females for every race.
>>97282125Alright. This setting does not exist. It's just a shitty WB thread ruined by a bad gimmick. None of this exists.
Several pages in and I think we can call this thing closed. The dubs gimmick ultimately failed with even the OP giving up on the sheer amount of spam that followed.
>>97282435>>97282454Yakub kills everyone. The end.
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Sheev I'm NJO editionPrevious: >>97217145Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97277032you got the better ship
What's it like being an adult who thinks about Star Wars on a daily basis and 2025?
>>97281397pretty rad. keeps the day from being boring when thinking about laser swords, alien babes, space ships and telekinesis.
>>97280538Survivor's Quest is fine other than the Droideka fight needing too much gimmick rather than just getting out of line-of-sight and force crushing.,
>>97280493Notice who is not on those posters but cost half a movie?Fucking Jar Jar. Even the people making the posters knew.
Anyone play it yet? I like the "rustic fantasy" setting. The core rules seem interesting, it has more mechanics and gameplay than most other narrative games. I enjoy that it doesn't have moves or whatever to confine you, you can actually play your character and do whatever you want. It's got enough knobs and options in terms of resolution I feel like it's actually a real game despite having that more story focus vs simulation focus. And I like that the DM has all the traditional power of the DM and there's not like "Fate Points" or something else that gives players control to change stuff.Thinking I might try a short game for my table, just a few lower powered sessions. It also has good tools for a solo stuff which is interesting.
>>97280306I mostly wanted to see what the fuss was about. Taking a closer look at it, I take back my declaration to distribute it to my friends. I've seen better games, and I don't have the energy to dog on OP for this one.
>>97280529What systems do what this one wants to better?
>>97281603Absolutely take what I say with a grain of salt since I'm no game dev, but I'd honestly stick to a Powered by the Apocalypse game system, since it seems to want to be basically a more customizable version of that with the whole Tropes and Tags idea of character building. Though in a sense, it also reminds me a lot of Risus in that way.
>>97282455The biggest thing I struggle with for the PBTA stuff is the moves feel constricting to me. I just don't feel like I'm authentically doing what I want to when it comes to do "all actions you can take are one of these 9 moves."
>>97276085It sucks
Why were so many of the "OG" game designers insufferable faggots? It seems like the vast majority of game designers from the 70s and 80s were self-obsessed dickheads who openly hated and looked down on their customer base. There were obviously exceptions, and some like Gygax would go on to regret and apologize for it, but still, what made so many "professionals" back then such fags?Pic related: WFRP author James Wallis's response to a letter criticizing how railroaded The Enemy Within campaign was.
>>97279869Still conceding? lol
>>97279918Boring troll.
>>97263198>There's another one where a character in one of his games get arrested, and he just makes the player do nothing for what sounds like literal months of sessions.This stinks of being something he made up since there's no fucking way somebody would put up with that
>>97276477>yeah i negated your characters achievements by fiat>this game should be about an inevitable downward spiral>you should be knee deep in shit at all times and never succeed at anything>the gm should fuck you over at every possible opportunity because the world should hate youThat's not adversarial GMing or faggotry, huh.
>>97282334>the gm should fuck you over at every possible opportunity because the world should hate youThe world does though. Art mirrors life.
Obscure conflicts editionPrevious thread:>>97095668>Thread Question:Which obscure conflict would you like to collect miniatures for and get a game going?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273449Here, nobody plays trany games
Anyone here play Battlegroup Northag? I just started painting 6mm moderns and am looking at different rulesets to try out.
>>97259861>>97206907>>97096073Sorry if there was an issue with the GIBBlets last time, they tend to expire like fresh milk after a few days.Some interesting notes on the various conflicts mentioned, that should help you with your essays.g0F!Le /d/ 1ZFJlp
Everyone vote in the Wargames Atlantic sprue wars? Did you make any requests?I submitted the Ancient Japanese armored infantry (keiko and tanks armor) request.
>>97281592Barbarians for Classic Fantasy was my request, especially since GW retired their Marauders.
>no display names>no player cards >large groupHow do I keep track of the characters? It’s such a weird thing to ignore. Just throw a name and picture onto the screen like every other Channel does
>>97281598Here is another glam shot of Laur...ah, shit...
>>97246919>See NiggerI wouldn't watch no matter what they did
>>97281598>>97281695OK, one more try...
is travis the only straight furry
>>97281325who are you even talking about?
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97280563>>97268457>>97266759>be Slambo>this has been an odd evening>i was able to find a skaven after following some warpstone fireworks >via repeated percussion to his head i was able to recruit him as an interpreter >apparently just in time since our team is up >oddly i expected the elves to put up more of a fight but i guess if you lack the players you lack the players to appease Nuffle >the elves seem rather bummed but the metal tomb king who brought me to this realm is trying to speak to them of "franchising" >i make the Skaven the "coach" so someone who speaks this "go-thick" can explain my plays >as my players take the field we ready for a proper game >my those are some odd looking clouds overhead>"7- 42 ᚺᛁᚴᛖ!" >>97274619Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Since we sadly did not get enough people to play the blood bowl game im going to go ahead and toss out my wrap upif anyone wants to add or rewrite anything feel free this is mainly from Tam's perspective so it can be retcon'd if you feel like i didn't treat your character properlyhopefully leaving it on a note of not knowing who won is better than dragging it out and gives us something for next year as always its been a pleasure writefaggotry'ing with you all and remember /TG/ still gets shit done >be Tiny Tam>of the Felinid Winter Guard, White shield deployment, private first class>also the unofficial secret psyker of the Winter Guard >after everything settled down and the hot chocolate rations were recovered everyone kind of took stock of the situation >the orks after breaking the truce were either pushed back to the ice cliffs or fled off world following the mega ork>the Gretchen who stole it seemed to disappear into thin air with a "merry orkmass to all">the chaos guardsmen left earlier for some reason not that anyone complained about it but chances are they'll be back so several troops are set to work figuring out "fire represent" measures for next Candlemass >the Shlick technically never broke the truce or stopped playing blood bowl >and anyone saying otherwise seemed to disappear last night in the same 6 hour period freaky>however most of Exmus is destroyed so they have their hands/claws/kate said im not allowed to know what those are yet, full. fixing up the ruins of the second biggest settlement on Nordica II Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97281546>i get to hang out with little Tom and the rest of the white shields when im not needed to "search for corruption in our ranks" or "learning how not have your head explode" with Commissar Kate>speaking of, the Kriegers were not purged for their apparent corruption based on their duties in holding the quarantine zones >their new acting Colonel #1946-88-19 stated that he had realized the error of their ways and would "only kill the traitors aligned with the foul xenos and heretics openly, like those frakking tau supporters">so progress i guess >Sergeant Tom got a full commendation from the Imperial Knight for carrying me to safety >apparently he wanted him to be given a full promotion and planetary nobility status >given this would cause full scale riots because we are abhuman mutants the planetary governor talked him down to giving us new bunks>and crates upon crates of supplies and goods from some place called Bohemzech>the sisters of the Order of Repentant Martyrs have decided to stay on Nordica II until they find the "living saint" who preformed the candlemass miracle>both Kate and Tom were quick to cover up any involvement i had since an abhuman saint would probably cause them to have a aneurism or purge the whole planet in embarrassment
>>97281557>i wake up to Wilbur licking my face again >i only slightly pee myself seeing a ball squig so close to my face but apparently he likes me>you know for a sentient ball of teeth >i get my new uniform on and walk out to the encampment>Little Tom explains that several people are getting medals for saving the hot chocolate rations (and new yur but priorities)>apparently the story is since i "broke the vox scrambler" i get one too>i get to stand up next to the heroes of New Yur>newly promoted Lord Commissar Kate for her service in exposing corruption and saving the hot chocolate rations >Commissar Tammy now in charge of purging the corruption in our ranks(she seems nervous, must take her job very seriously) >now SECOND lieutenant Abdul of Tallarn 454th for gathering a armored division to save the hot chocolate rations>apparently he rather the planetary governor do it rather than his own Commissar (kate tells me to not ask questions)>Freeblade Knight Sir Duke Wenceslaus I>for arriving in time and chasing down the enemy and saving those survivors left behind in the quarantine zone (no one mentions how many had been infected and put down after he "saved" them) >Colonel Farragut of the Imperial PostComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bump.
>the dark lord just wants bitchesIs this a good villain motivation?
>>97275612Well done to your DM, that sounds like a really great plan and good on him for adapting his ideas to fit in with what you guys were doing.
>Serious setting with serious stakes>My villain is a cartoon demon with looney tunes powers>Players either love him or hate himI'm having the time of my life with him
>>97258165Me when I play Crusader Kings
>>97258165No, in fact many heroes have that motivation.>>97258178But this is a good motivation for a villain.
>>97258179Okay, how about this:>The dark lord is a shortstack fetishfag that is preparing a foul sorcerous ritual that will permanently polymorph every dwarf into a female, bimbofied version of themselves.>His actions will at best replace an entire species with lobotomized, half-breed sex objects> At worst, this will straight-up result in extinction of the dwarves with the replacements eventually dying out too due to lack of general fitness/competence.Is that sufficient motivation?
