It's Christmas Yes I know I'm late, shut up a time of mercy and cheer.SO WHY NOT CELEBRATE WITH THE MOST MERCIFUL MAN IN THE IMPERIUM, THE REDEEMER!?!I'm going to storytime the entire classic comic. Shout out in the thread if you're reading (especially if it's your first time) and enjoy one of the greatest works of Warhammer 40,000 fiction.
>>97248969It is interesting to see an artist mostly known for oil painting doing a Comic book was interesting, same thing when Kev Walker does Marvel comics
>>97246676>Pure SoleDarn. All these years ago I read this comic and only now I notice this.
>>97248689This work of art was created long before the faggotry of Nucromunda you reference.
>>97249922But most of the gangs did have Wyrds they could hire, so it's not even like old Necromunda was lacking for Pyskers
>>97246658Scourge and purge, I love this tradition!
Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97242206I remember when I first started wargaming I was pretty excited to build and paint even before I gamed.
>>97242206I was building metal dwarf gyrocopters when I was 13. I had no tools for pinning metal. My fingers still bleed from waiting for the glue to dry, holding spikey bits. Your nephew is just a brain rotted zoom-alpha.
>>97249550the real problem here is the woman who saw the picture on the box and thought "fun!" and din't fucking inquire further, not with the retailer to find out what was actually in the box, not with anon here to find out if the kid would be interested in a build and paint investment prior to play.
>>97242206have you ever heard of Blitz Bowl? Would have been better.But why spending some time before buying something if you can ruin Christmas for everyone involved?
Just realized gw sells an unironic slop merchant
Thread #02 Lean Winter on the TundraPrevious Thread: >>97090196Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97224887Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest.>This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra.>Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory.>Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter.>Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads.
>>97248147I discovered some things relating to it. I am rather sure that it is a kind of demonic script from previous run-ins with demons I have had before. The point where it gets weirder is that the script at the Cabin is older if that is somehow possible. The central word in the example I posted, it's an older word for growing. Only the way it is written in relation to the rest of the sentence frames the growth as "returning" growth. Not new growth of a kind but as if a kind of freeze is being turned off. The last word appears to indicate when it should be happening but it does not indicate where or any other specific signpost for said "returning" growth.The actual script circle where the corpse was placed, is also rather interesting. As far as I see, while still in the midst of translating, it is composed of two statements. A call and response to something, probably esoteric, but the more interesting facet is that words in the first statement are mirrored in the second statement. Not just linguistically but also physically. It is rather precise and it is puzzling me. Demons, from the score I have run across, can certainly be plotters but their precision tends to be...human-like, for lack of a better word. Nothing like what I am seeing from the circle. I am tempted to try and summon something small, something minor, to question about the circle.
>>97249622>>97249688Don't forget that protections against them are best done in threes. The triplicate strengthens the protection and apparently unbalances the fae
>>97249622All the folk tales I've heard from them by England just let me know they're dicks and that I shouldn't interact with them. Also, and very importantly, to not be rude lest I be cursed. Down in Florida though, can't say I've seen any or any superstitions though some of the natives swear on the trickster spirits too when they aren't drunk or gambling.>>97249762Why is three so important?
>>97249851Full disclosure about three: no one knows. Catholicism and its various branches will point to religious connotations(father, son, and spirit), I have no idea about other religions. Mystics would emphasis that the action of doing things thrice is a certainty you're impressing upon reality. The more numerology inclined scholars could point to three being a "sacred" prime number though they would struggle to explain the sanctity. Bureaucracy's need for triplicate was for simplicity's sake; one for you, one for their on-site files, and one for the archive. One of the oldest recorded protections against the fairer folk came from the Norse and the Fairest were the only beings that warranted threefold protections out of all their enemies. As one can derive from these examples, and others if one researches, is that three allows for a fortification of form and function. You do things three times because you want it done strong, done right, and done forever.Four has a similar effect though it seems to be more about empowering in an offensive connotation. You bless your bullets four times, in groups of four, and the ritual will make the damage twice as much no matter their size.
>>97249622They're good at hiding amongst humans, better than other monsters. They're schemers, cursing their victims insteady of attacking them directly (mostly). For some reason they tend to stay away from places that are associated with order and rationality. Weaknesses? Not much is known, there is a rumor that they're weak to iron weapons but that's yet to be tested. If you kill one make sure to let us know, any method is good as long as it works.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
A girl made me the most awkward of dice sets>inb4 fat hands
>>97249703It's awful in concept, including in your webm.
>>97239620How are those dice.Or is it a magic eight ball type idea
>>97249743webm above demonstrates
>>97249712Nah, it's cool. You're just lame.
>>97245771Just like Boogie...
Hope you guys had a merry christmas - edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97233998 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Suggestions for a 1k BoK army so I can "feel" how the army plays before jumping to 2k?My local bok players only play daemons and the only thing he said is that he think cavalry is op and khorgorath sucks
>>97249652some models can only fit within the army if others are also presentfor example I'd say a maulderfiend is acceptable only if juggernauts are also present, a lord of skulls is acceptable only if there are both juggernauts and skull cannons also present, and angron is an acceptable cameo only if there are at least 2 other bloodthirsters in the army
>>97248506Finished this big boi a couple of days ago, only need to refine the base and the bell a bit but I consider everything else to be done (and I really wanna move on to something else)It was a fun experiment, tried my hand at blending stuff for the first time (and it admittedly came out like shit, but that's progress at least)
>>97249894When you say blending, you mean wet blending?
>>97249913It was my first time attempting wet blending and feathering (two brush blending?), yeIn both cases I obviously ran into some issues, since you obviously can't git gud just by watching 10 hours worth of Vince tutorials on the subject
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97245996>>97248998>>97249554>Be Lord Noctis Carrigen>Burning the civilian populace and orks that followed after us>Then I take notice of a guard regiment>A unit of armoured Tallarn desert raiders>They have hellhounds>Might have to steal those after we murder their crews>Their can only be one regiment of pyromaniacs on this planet and it sure as shit ain't gonna be the Imperials>Direct some Marauder bombers to drop pay loads on the town>Danger close?>Do I look like I give a flying fuck>Bomb the shit outta them >Cover this town in the burning Wrath of Khorne!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249637>>97249554>>97241712>>97248998>be Tiny Tam >so it turns out the ptsd of naked women with blades was unnecessary since they were sisters of battle >which likely meant i would be killed for being a abhuman rather than being unmolested yay me >thankfully a candlemas miracle happened!>a las shot sounded in the air >FELINIDS!>my heart thunders in my chest >the ex-guard said there was a population on the planet but since my mommy was part of the mercenary band and i heard the commissar didnt like them much i never reached out>also most of New Yur was under the kriegers protection so wandering around trying to find them seemed too scary >but at this point ill take it!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249637>>97244760>>97244723>be da red mek>out of da megaorks field of in-flu-ance>thinking orky again >but i remember my plan>start diggin through the rubble feeling da call of da great green>its a busted up umie bunker>find em a big sooty and runty but he's dere>da red gobbo>one red git to another>shake em hard Jinglebellsjinglebells.wakedazogup>the mega ork is fighting a bunch of dem burnie humiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249637>>97249746>>97249746>Be Lord Noctis>The Marauders do as they are told and begin to drop off what pay loads they have left.>Come to think of it theres another stench here>Smells like Nurgle>Ah this place must have been visited by the grand father >Well unfortunately for this town, we arent the cult of admonition or the Moebian 6th>We are The Burmaze and we shall burn them for Khorne>My sentinel squads, rough riders, foot troopers, hellhounds and the malcador Infernus bring fire to the town >Burning nurgle cultists, Imperials and civilians indiscriminately >Then I feel something coming my way>A Ork mek on a bike with his weapon raised high>"I wantz dat"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249706>>97249554>>97248998>>97246101>Be Feldwebel Krieger #1947-88-19>Oh mein Gott Kaiser, what is happening >we had been slaughtering the heretics and the tainted on the Colonels orders for weeks and now >and now>are we traitors!?!?!>NEIN!>i finish putting a shovel through the skull of one of the frotting mad men who i once called brothers and sisters of Krieg >i will correct this!>KRIEG ARE NOT TRAITORS >thankfully we were stationed in the quarantined zone>again on the colonels ordersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249568You think I should add Shocktroopers? Is there any other place I should put the glory points as well? I thought having 2x Yeoman was good flanking units.
>>97249611Yeomans can't carry on their own, and despite what people think, MHI aren't that great until later on.Get at least a sniper, and shocktroops to round out the force.
>>97249619Replace the Yeoman with 2x Shocktroopers and try to get a Sniper? I assume I'll want the Anti Material rifle? (Not sure where it is in the Trench Companion, though I'm on mobile)## Swords of the Solar Prince ## Faction: The Principality of New AntiochRating: 629 Ducats | 3 GloryPatron: None ## Elites ## Lieutenant• Cost: 90 Ducats | 0 Glory• Equipment: Pistol / Revolver, Sword / Axe, Trench Shield Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249524>>97249659Okay, a few observations.Firstly, unless you’re playing in a game/campaign where Glory is included in your points pool, you can’t field a Combat Biologist. The exception is the Papal States force, which you may want to look at. Your Lieutenant is kitted out for melee only (his pistol is unlikely to do anything at range and will block you from charging if you fire it). Soloing melee is a good way to get him killed. Give him an assault weapon (automatic pistol, automatic rifle w/bayonet, or SMG) and make sure he has a designated mook to help him.If you’re playing a campaign, Sniper Priests are a luxury choice at the start. For about the same price you can have two Yeomen with rifle/bayonet which will give you twice the shots and some melee capacity too. MHI is similar to the Priest, expensive and specialised. Consider cutting one and keeping the other cheap as possible: they make excellent ’distraction carnifex’es because their reputation outshines their ability. In this case I’d keep the MG guy and look to get him in elevated cover ASAP, where he will be very hard to shift without an assault.Giving your shocktroopers pistols means they can only shoot within basically charge range but then can’t charge. Consider giving them grenades, trench polearms and shields instead. You need yeomen. Your force is far too small, Black Grail for instance would likely outnumber you three to one. I like to use ‘fire teams’ of yeoman/rifle/bayonet/mask/helmet/std armour and shock trooper/trench polearm/grenades/sheld/std armour/mask/helmet. The yeoman provides covering fire and once the shock trooper gets into melee the yeoman can charge in and back him up. Give your Lieutenant binoculars. Infiltrate-heavy forces like Naval Raiders will ruin your day if you don’t.
>>97249855Thank you! This means alot that I'm getting help. I'll be back in a bit with a rework
For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> 3e/3.5 Book PDFsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
what is your "fuck you i like it" splatbook?for me, pic
>>97248407I like what it tried to do, but yeah, big funny numbers don't work as anything other than a joke.
>>97247288I think it would be proper to say >merely halfbecause I agree with >>97247299>>97247466Your AC in this game mostly comes from your items and you can't expect to keep it relevant without spending your money on it>>97248285Speaking of Blur. in our game for NPCs it works out like 50% of the time. When PCs try it, its 5
>>97248865>in our game for NPCs it works out like 50% of the time. When PCs try it, its 5Lmao.The Blurring enhancement on my guy's armor as saved his ass more than times than I can count, even being just 3/day 10 rounds at a time.And yeah, I feel that a lot of your wbl should probably go towards your defenses.
>>97248898Defenses, yes. AC, no.
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>>97249880Anon, he released Ecclesiastes back in April. Magi Case came out last year in April.
>>97249889>>97249893>>>/x/ is that way
>>97248526good questionI'd say no for now, but I might change the mechanics later>>97249263Idk what you find attractive
>>97249984>Idk what you find attractiveYou.
>>97249984>Idk what you find attractivekorgalda is ugly as shit
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!One Confederation, One Vision, One Chancellor editionPrevious Thread: >>97234667================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97249405If you win all the time a win means nothing
>>97249405everybody Loves an Upset win. It's just satisfying to see the fuckups win for once
>>97249413I actually like seeing fuckups get crushed because incompetent, weak people deserve to lose.
>>97249420FUCK OFF TO YOUR FANCY CHAIR ALARIC
My Batchall is to declare myself taking youre butte and hold it.
>In the game Werewolf: The Apocalypse, the Garou (werewolves) were made to defend the earth from the cosmic forces that threaten to tear it apart. The Garou fight against the Wyrm, the destroyer. It is a struggle against nearly insurmountable odds, especially considering the rivalry between many tribes. These rivalries make it almost impossible for the werewolves to present a unified front against a cosmic force that pervades reality.>From this morass of hatred and mutual betrayal, there is little hope that the Garou can emerge triumphant against a foe so well armed as the Wyrm. The Wyrm promises money, power, sex, and whatever else the heart desires to its followers while the Garou receive no reward for their striving. It drives them deeper and deeper into despair, or into betrayal so deep that they choose to serve the Wyrm instead.Main Rulebooks:>Werewolf: The Apocalypse Rulebookhttps://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Werewolf:_The_Apocalypse_Rulebook>Werewolf: The Apocalypse Second Editionhttps://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Werewolf:_The_Apocalypse_Second_Edition>Werewolf: The Apocalypse Revised Editionhttps://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Werewolf:_The_Apocalypse_Revised_Edition>Werewolf: The Apocalypse 20th Anniversary Editionhttps://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Werewolf:_The_Apocalypse_20th_Anniversary_Edition>Werewolf: The Apocalypse 5th Edition Corebookhttps://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Werewolf:_The_Apocalypse_5th_Edition_CorebookComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238639Speaking of: Do Garou celebrate Christmas? I'd generally think not, but there could be some outliers or ronin who do.
>>97248221Homid garou raised in a Christian society 100% do. Probably as a form of moot followed by a revel
>>97153901Oh anon missed the actual tracing picture, here.
>>97248307Christ, that is bad.>>97248274>Christian WerewolvesFunniest shit sometimes.
>>97044676>WerewolvesOh, how I've waited for this day.
Surprise Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97247885>Cis
MUSCLED WIZARD, GO!!!!STR 12 DEX 10 CON 14 INT 17 WIS 14 CHA 8
So, my Rogue has a backstory where her mother was a witch-healer. She became an orphan forcing herself to become a rogue to survive instead. However, I'd like to integrate the healing bits, most likely making her naturally good at using the thread and needle to suture wounds and a bit of incomplete herbalist knowledge. The idea is make a healer-killer duality. Should she know some bit of magic too? What's the best way to incorporate the healing part?
>>97249852Healer is a pretty great feat on Thief Rogue specifically, since it enables you to use the feat as a bonus action for some quick first-aid.
>dwarf speaks>scottish accent
>>97236758Why would they be Jewish? Dwarves are strong warriors and laborers who created massive tunnels and holds and fine artisans. Jews are a culture whose entire history is spend as vagabonds moving from host country to host country. Jews have never been known artisans of skilled tradesman or involved in labor. The only comparison you can make with dwarfs is the "gold" motiff, but this is a weak basis to compare them to Jews, because most cultures love gold. Celts, Aztecs, Vikings, Romans, etc. everyone loves gold. If anything Jews "gold" has never actually been hoarding actual treasure but aquiring wealth is less straightforward means, ie. usury banking, coin clipping, etc.
>>97238927No, anon. However, if I'm having an in-character discussion, I'm obviously playing a roleplaying game, because roleplaying games aren't actually baseball, IC discussions are a part of them, and the only context where I'd ever have such a discussion is that of RPGs. It's fine to try to make your point through an anaolgue, but it'd help if you used something actually analogous with what we're talking about.
>>97233279>loves beer>engineering>lives in cavesShould have always been German
>>97244237A holiday tradition.
>>97249343>games aren't analogous to gamesokaySo when you're having fake conversations and listening to story time between combat and exploration, it definitely isn't like listening to presentations on past baseball players in the middle of the inning. Because interrupting and delaying gameplay isn't interrupting and delaying gameplay.If the term "game" doesn't apply to an activity, don't call it a game, you fucking ESL or zoomer retard.But that aside, you can roleplay without in-character discussion. You don't even need to have out-of-character discussion to roleplay; all decisions you make for your character represent behaviors of someone who isn't you.So while you're trying to assert that adopting a role is the only way to roleplay, I'll just remind you yet again that there's more than one way to roleplay, and each way to do it is more time-efficient than the last, allowing the people who are there for an actual game to get back to the game more quickly.You won't get it, though, because you just want to turn game time into faggot storytime where everyone just makes retarded fake voices at each other, and doesn't actually play games.Fucking nogames, go to Hell.
Does anyone else feel like the Byzantine Empire is the closest thing human-kind had to an Elven civilization analogy during our actual history's middle ages? Or am I crazy?Even the part where their highly advanced culture was eventually wiped off the face of the Earth and forgotten in most normie perceptions of history.
>>97222887>The biggest cultural trait of the Byzantines is inviting people to conquer them.Yeah that sounds like Rome.
Traditional games, anyone?
>>97243302elves?
>>97222151>Does anyone else feel like the Byzantine Empire is the closest thing human-kind had to an Elven civilization analogy during our actual history's middle ages?Petty and corrupted?
>>97249695>>97222887>>97222605Look at the buttmad βαρβάρους.