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Give the princeps the reigns edition

>Previous Thread:>>97216117

>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:
https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N

>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/
>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/
>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)
https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS
>30k TACTICA & TIPS

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I saw some pictures of old 40k character conversions and I remembered I have some old 40k sw and warriors of chaos and I could make sort of savagae knight black shields useing the mkiv kit.
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>>97237295
>"You shouldn't waste dreads on Tacticals"
>Oh, so you want to attack WS5 terminators then?!
Yikes @ (you) lmao
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I just remembered this use to exist and I now want them to bring it back.
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>>97237427
>Artalax never ever
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Are dreads really as bad as people say?

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For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL

> Tools
https://srd.dndtools.org
https://dndtools.one/
https://d20srd.org
https://www.realmshelps.net/

> Indices
> 3.5
https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/
http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php
> 3.0
http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php
> 3e/3.5 Book PDFs

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>>97237194
Based, ty anon. Fang dragon was one of the first creatures in the Draconomicon so when I found them I was just gonna call it a done deal, but now I'm gonna flip through all these as well
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>>97237202
Fang Dragons are fucking sick.
I'm this close to slapping the Sanctified template on one and making it my Dragon Cohort.
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>>97237208
Funny, I'm gonna slap the Lolth Touched template on one and use it as the boss encounter of a one shot I'm planning. Unless I like one of the other options better. Its possible that constitution drain is gonna be too much paperwork for my noobish compatriots.
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>>97237178
>Whenever I had to choose between the CEP and the PRC, I always went with the PRC.
You may be thinking of Project Q and not PRC. PRC adds different stuff than CEP and Project Q
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>>97236639
>It feels like you're trying to have the cake and eat it too
True, because I absolutely can. It's better to have the resurrection ability as an option, but one that is limited and able to be shut down.
There are plenty of situations where you can absolutely have your cake and eat it too. This is one of them. It'd be stupid Not to.

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fuck red edition

>Bans
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025

>News
The 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:
https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule

>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotation
https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation

>Spoilers
http://www.magicspoiler.com/
https://mythicspoiler.com/

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>>97237496
>you cannot use the mechanic listed in the parentheses
sure, i love tracking multiple independent restrictions without a clear indicator!
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>>97237387
Why are you such a gay faggot?
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>>97236401
It is too Christian coded for WotC
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>>97237511
you mean like exhaust you dumb bastard
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>>97237543
two wrongs don't make a right

It's Da PDF Share Thread!

Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!

STEP 0:
<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.
PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.
It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.

STEP 1:
Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.

STEP 2:
Request, share, stay awesome!


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>>97233583
Does anyone also have Icarus for MoSh?
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Does anyone know if the Curseborne Player's Guide is in circulation? Mayhaps in a trove?
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Kindly requesting
Grimscar rpg and its expansion the deep thicket

Thanks in advance
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Anyone have The Perilous Void or The Perilous Wilds (revised)
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Merry Christmas Anon Brigade!
You verminous, scurvy rapscallions rock!

Glut yourselves on the feast of Yule, celebrate wee baby Jesus, and go forth and plunder more booty - yarr!

...and don't forget the hot toddy with plenty o' rum!!...and then more rum with your eggnog!...and then more rum.....

See you all after the fat man flies!!

>>97235630
Just trove your stuff on some sharesite, then share that info here. Check /ShareThread for slightly more information.

>>97228483
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous...

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This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.
This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.
PREVIOUS THREAD
>>97206318
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>>97237454
It's "classic D&D" in the latter-day railroady adventure sense. Fuck Bargle, BTW, all my niggas hate Bargle
I'd suggest MSOLO1, Blizzard Pass as a somewhat better alternative.
This is the stupid troll thread, btw
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>>97237503
Oh for fucks sakes every thread is the stupid troll thread now
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>>97237454
But you are actually after is the moldvay cook version of basic D&D from 1981. Generally it is considered the gold standard, and after you have familiarized yourself with it, combine it with the expert set by cook.

Those booklets are easily available with a Google search no need to look through the trove.
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>>97237524
What, is this your first day on 4chan? It's been like this since 2006 bucko
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>>97237524
Not our fault if you're blind

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Previous thread: >>97111514

GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.
Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.

A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.

If you're wondering where to start:
- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.
- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.
- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.
- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.

Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
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>>97237043
Harry (Joe Pesci):
BB (1d-4 pi-) gun to the groin, almost certainly 1 HP unless he has DR (unlikely from his reaction).
Slip and fall from icy steps onto concrete. Looks like he is about 3 steps up and each step should be about 8” so 2’, but he falls onto his back from standing, so I think some extra distance should be added for that, maybe half his height (5’3”) for a total of about 1.5 yards. Velocity should be about 6 yards per second, so if we treat Harry as a ST 9 manlet, he will suffer 1d crushing damage. If we instead treat him as having way more HP than his size would suggest, it could be up to 2d. Although a fall like that can realistically break bones and even be lethal, in GURPS he would still be fine at this point. Then falls again, this time landing on his head or neck on the first step before tumbling down the rest. This is a similar amount of damage to the first fall, but with a nastier wounding multiplier. Could be as much as 16 HP even with normal human stats, but more likely 4-8. At this point a ‘realistic’ human would likely be below 0 HP, but he is barely slowed down. In real life, there’s a good chance he would have broken his neck or cracked his skull and die soon.
Burns hand on heated door-knob. The metal is heated to a dull red glow, probably 700-800°F. This is at least 1d-3 burning (equivalent to a hot plate in Action 5: Dictionary of Danger).
Several seconds of being hit with some kind of flame jet to the scalp. Since skull DR works fine against burning damage in GURPS, he will only take about 1d-3 damage per second, although anything that gets through will get the skull’s wounding modifier. This doesn’t seem all that realistic, although the end result is similar to what I would expect; a horrifically large, bone-deep wound (average 4 HP loss per second) which should induce shock pretty quickly. This would be his first death check. Of course, he makes it and just keeps on going.
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>>97237457
Slip and fall from standing to the ground. Treating it as a fall from half his height, that’s about 4 yps, doing 1d-1 (potentially up to 2d with lots of HP).
Paint can to the face. As far as I can tell, a pendulum with a six foot arm dropping a weight in standard gravity will be moving about 8 yps at the bottom of its swing. The paint cans seem to be 1 gallon capacity and part full, so maybe 4 lbs. (6 HP). That’s just barely enough to reach 1d-1. Then he falls, but breaks his fall on Marv, so probably only takes another 1d-2. Still, a typical human would be on his second death check around this point.
Another dramatic trip and fall, 1d-1 again.
Gets hit in the chest by Marv with a crowbar. As Marv was only trying to kill a tarantula, this probably wasn’t a full strength blow, but may well have done a bit more damage.
Pendulum swing from around 10’, maybe 9 yps, another 1d-1. Fall from a couple of yards, another 1d-1. Might be on his third death check at this point.
The ‘shovel killer’ hits him on the back of the skull with a snow-shovel. I’d treat this as an ultra-light (Martial Arts, p. 234) version of the shovel (Horror, p. 51), for swing+3(0.5) crushing. The ‘shovel killer’ is old, but seems in good health and is fairly tall, so maybe ST 10, for a total of 1d+3. With effective DR 4 from the skull and the wounding modifier, that’s about 10 HP on an average hit. Probably into the fourth death check, but he survives.

Marv (Daniel Stern)
BB gun to the face (1 HP) or skull (0 HP).
Fall and slide down icy steps. Action 5 says to treat this as a fall with a distance equal to that to the next landing (presumably measured vertically). Marv is much bigger than Harry (6’4”) so probably has 11-12 HP at least. Looks like the steps are about half a storey (5’) so this will be about 6 yards per second. That’s 1d for a normal human-scale character, maybe 2d if he has ridiculous HP.
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>>97237468
Crowbar falls on his head. Assuming a 2 lbs. pry-bar (5 HP), it seems to fall from maybe 5-6’, so 5-6 yps, doing a measly 1d-3 or 1d-2. With skull DR, this is weirdly survivable in GURPS, doing at most 8 HP and more likely 0.
Iron drops on his head. This should have similar HP to the crowbar, but seems to fall further, maybe 10’. Still only 1d-2, but this time to the face, inflicting 0-4 HP. Seems to also do 1 point burning follow-up. Again, this would be potentially fatal in real life, but is easily survivable even by a ‘realistic’ normal human in GURPS.
Steps on a nail after losing his footwear. Treating this as a caltrop, thrust-2 impaling based on his ST (so maybe 1d-3), maximum 2 injury. Probably another 1 HP lost.
Falls from maybe 6-8 stairs up (4-5’) taking another 1d or so crushing, seems to be to the torso.
Steps on broken glass with bare feet. This is basically just a cutting caltrop with another -1 damage. Seems fairly superficial, so maybe another 1 HP. Around this point, a ‘realistic’ human would be below 0 HP.
Slip and fall from standing to the ground. Treating it as a fall from half his height, that’s about 5 yps, doing 1d (potentially up to 2d with lots of HP).
Paint can to the face for 1d-1. The impact knocks him over, so he has another fall for 1d or so, then Marv falls on top of him for another 1d-2. At this point a normal person would start making death checks.
Pendulum swing from around 10’, maybe 9 yps, another 1d.
Fall from a couple of yards, another 1d-1.
The ‘shovel killer’ hits him on the back of the skull with a snow-shovel for 0-20 HP. This could mean a couple more death checks, but if so, he makes them.
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>>97237472

So long as they have decent HT, the level of injury they sustain is survivable by 'normal' humans with no special traits. Remaining conscious and active throughout the experience is going to be much more difficult, suggesting that both the burglars have high levels of Hard to Subdue. Harry may need a total HT + HTS of 18 or better to keep going after the paint can. Marv could probably manage with 1 level less.
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If we're doing Christmas movies, is there a good way to handle characters who can spawn more of their kind really quickly, like the Mogwai/Gremlins?
How about characters which permanently shift to another template, potentially one with a different point total?

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Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy?
>A world rocked by cataclysm
>landscapes filled with chaos and wonder
>mage storms
>An enduring mystery; what happened, and what happened in the intervening centuries?
>An atmosphere of hope and renewal, as heroes rise, and mysteries are investigated.
>Darkness and evil await in corners and ruins, like pools of dank water waiting for the sun
>the brink of a New Age
Interesting setting? What elements would you include?
I'm just gonna throw zombies at them.
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>>97231365
Rift's setting is great.
Rift's rules are absurdly bad.
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>>97224798
Ewwwwwww
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I like the Thundarr approach.
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I've been working on a fantasy post apocalyptic TTRPG. Just starting to get art for it now so it's hard to share it on /tg/ outside of the monthly game dev threads.
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>>97237504
This looks cool. :-)

This thread is all about solo games and campaigns.

Midnight reading edition.

>old thread >>96761554
Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgg
https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkit
More threads:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/

Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
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>>97232182
Never mind, the plan has changed.

>my update about the rentry paste
Yeah, that site will try to get you with spam and ads. Luckily If you have an adblocker it should block them.
For now, there are no good alternatives. Pastebin won't host the contents of the paste because of their filters. Other paste sites are blocked by 4chan. I checked what other generals are using; it's still rentry.
So please, use an adblocker to keep yourself safe.
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>>97232182
It is what it is, never knew there are restrictions on pastbins and stuff. Thanks for the effort regardless.
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I hate that I have to learn how to write prose for note taking but there's no way around it.
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Anybody played Castaway with the Stranded solo zine expansion? I've been looking for survival-focused solo games and I found it, but I have little experience with Mork borg. Also recommend other solo titles with an emphasis on survival mechanics
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>>97077453
That is me. I am still working on it, slowly. The combat system works great and is very versatile, with room for upgrades and tons of skills and equipment, lasting injuries and such. It basically just copies Blood Bowl but with abstracted positioning, and using 3d6 instead of 2d6 so it has a bit more room for variety. The main issue is that it isn't particularly fast, doing lots of these combats in a single dungeon run doesn't sound appealing. Especially over and over again. It is also reliant on you playing against yourself, as you are also controlling the delvers. I mitigate that by having delvers worth more the further they get into your dungeon, so you want a sort of balancing act where you want the delvers to succeed because it makes them worth more points, but also want to defeat them. I'm thinking I might have most encounters in the dungeon solved by simple skill checks or simplified battles of some sort, with a full battle against that room's denizens only happening rarely. That would make it fun because you might really want to see how the monsters of particular rooms fare in combat, but they are only actually fought rarely. Puts tension on every dice roll that way.

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Everyone I know who watches Fatt Coville videos is a fucking terrible GM. I've never fully watched one and I am widely considered the best GM out of all 3 groups I'm part of. I am regularly requested to run campaigns. People borderline fall asleep in the games others run. There's also no tension because they know that these Coville acolytes will fudge rolls until all PCs survive the battle.

If you're a good GM, it's an inmate talent you can hone over time. You're born that way. If you aren't, then no amount of shitty advice is going to make up for your lack of talent. It just is what it is. This idea that everyone should "try" DMing is retarded. The idea that anyone can be good at it? lolno. Its like some fat divorced on who suddenly decides he's gonna become a famous author. Fat chance. Most people fucking suck at GMing. Hell, most of them suck at playing, but at least in that case the game depends less on them.
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>>97235718
>enemies that sucessed in all their morale checks, so refuses to run away or surrender
Morale rolls are for when standing one's ground is the smart move. If staying is stupid, any Int >6 creature will leave.
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>>97232246
>Fat Mat gives terrible advice, more news at 11
Remind me - why are you even dredging that fat-ass from the bottom of being forgotten C-tier e-celeb?
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>>97235328
This doesn't apply to a literal fucking permabanned tripfag who has tried advertising their youtube channel. Faggot.
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>>97235576
You will never be a woman.

>>97236969
Proof?
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>>97237492
Yes, /pol/tards are never smart or have anything useful.

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Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
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>>97234702
incelcannibalis really brought carnage to this board
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>>97234702
Yes. I make sure to constantly mention my heaving bosom and periods, and I also cry a lot.
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>>97234958
>>tranime
Where do you think you are, redditard?
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>>97236159
Roleplaying is deciding the character and behavior of someone who isn't oneself.
Pretending is role adoption, which is one kind of roleplay, but not the only kind.

It isn't that hard to understand.
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>>97237242
>taking something not cool and adding porn to it?
Someone literally caused a cultural shift by taking goblins and making them shortstacks.

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>>97232693
Well, he IS in Hell... or HIFL.
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>>97235675
It could be the case, but I think that establishing that "no, actually, this is not like that" isn't unreasonable for him to do. We'll have to see how he acts in the coming pages.
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>>97236119
>in the coming pages
So, another six months.
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>>97229250
What exactly is Nale expecting to get out of this? Why the fuck would you blow the best tactical advantage you could EVER have (enemy not knowing you're coming) to try and team up with a team that he's stabbed both in the back and in the face?
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Because The Order isn't an enemy unless Nale makes them an enemy. His goal doesn't involve The Order. 1316 goes over the general change in his mindset.

Nale's goal is to break the last gate. The Order is the group that's going to be within spitting distance of it, and working with them openly is the best cover possible. Fighting them just wastes time and resources, and hiding from them would likely fail. Nale also has no intel on the gate's location beyond it being somewhere in the wall of doors. The Order is his best shot at information. On top of that, unlike with Xykon there's no impetus for The Order to specifically protect the gate from Nale, so even if he has to retreat they're not going to act any differently.

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I refuse to believe Halo Flashpoint is even a 10th as successful as Mantic claims. In terms of online, easy to find metrics it has:

3100 people as part of its sub(P)reddit.
2100 or so people as part of Facebook Groups.
No one discussing it on Twitter gets many likes/comments/retweets.
No one big or well known talks about/plays it on Youtube.

Yet it's one of the fastest growing and more popular tabletop games to come out recently?
I don't buy it.
I don't hate the system, but I am baffled by Mantic's ability to get away with lying about how successful this game is.
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Mantic's just lying to try and make itself seem popular and noteworthy. They've done it before, it don't mean nothing.
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>>97236626
Cope and seethe
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I don't even know anyone who's played the Halo video games.
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>>97236626
I want to buy the elites as a painting project but my FLGS hasn't gotten them in yet.
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Will George Floyd get a mini?

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Love Wins Edition

>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<

Previous Thread: >>97099515

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>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<

TQ: What is your favorite pantheon? What pantheon(s) would you want implemented/updated?
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>>97236813
Don't bitch to me. I've done it. It's not hard.
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Was Arueshalae a popular character when the original adventure path came out?
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>>97236929
People rolled their eyes at her being a special snowflake, but overall the reception was warm. Arueshalae, Greta and Shayliss Vinder were the big ticket waifus in their day.
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>>97236813
shut the fuck up you retard you have no idea what youre talking about and aps are more nonsensical, shapeless and unfocused than real campaigns.
and gamebooks aren't rpgs. and are also nonsensical. any other idiocy you want to add?
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>>97237076
speaking of special snowflake, wasn't there a runelord girl notorious for being one? forgot who and why she was so infamous

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>Be me.
>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.
>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.
>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.
>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.
>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.
>A day that is fast approaching.
>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.
>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl."
>I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.
>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.
>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
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>Be sister Repentia Rebecca.
>My crime was ACCIDENTALLY burning my Canoness’s hair with my flamer while she was in melee with a Kroot and the bitch just couldn’t let it go.
ItWasAnAccidentAlright.LetItGo
>Anyway, my squad has been assigned to secure a space port for the arrival of a Rogue Trader’s hot chocolate rations delivered to some irrelevant back water on the ass end of the Imperium for Candlemas Eve
>The door to our lander slams down and I’m hit by a chilling breeze that ruffles my literal paper dress.
>It’s a fucking ice world.
FuckMyLifeWithAnEversor.Slaanesh
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>be Rogue trader Thoman Von Hankus
>or the conductor
>of this glorious ship "his Polar star"
>or given we often visit polar worlds
>the crew have given to calling it the Polar Express
>2004 years this ship has delivered Hot Chocolate in every form to worlds that signed a contract with the lord rogue trader's household on time without fail
>it will not start now
>reports coming in from the navigator that despite the great rift we are set to make time
>suddenly we get reports of a small hive fleet appearing on the edge of the system

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>it will not stop now

damn it.
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>Be the Hot Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh, Disguised as the Krieger Colonel
>I check my watch, it is only eight minutes until midnight
>At which point Slaaneshmas Eve turns into Slaaneshmas Day, and from midnight to 6 am, our Krieger and Drukhari catspaws will slaughter thousands with tainted weapons that will send their souls straight to the Halls of Eternal Punishment
>Six hours of glorious slaughter!
>Many of those who will be targeted are among the most genuinely wicked souls on the planet, the murderers, rapists, the orchestrators of genocides, the owners of industries that grind their employees to a premature grave. Many of them work for us or were supported by us whether they realize it or not, for the more sins they commit in this life, the more energy they produce in the afterlife.
>Other individuals are relatively pure, but removing them will allow us to spread wickedness even further throughout next year and produce an even bigger harvest for next year’s Krampusmas.
>And plenty of others will be more or less randomly slain by the Drukhari, though there are few among the Imperials on this planet who are not drenched in the common sins of avarice, lust, wrath, or indolence
>One of my aides arrives and tells me the Felinid Commissar is here to see me
>The one who “can’t figure out” the paperwork to order pants for her regiment after almost every female member of her regiment ditched their pants about a year ago
>Ah, I guess she found out about the murder of a few of her women
>Ironically those weren’t even deaths that I arranged, but I suppose it should be expected that once someone starts ordering secret murders, a few of ones subordinates start taking some initiatives of their own
>Two gift wrapped dildo swords appear in my office, courtesy of the Slaaneshmas Fairy
>I hide them under my desk so I don’t have to explain them to the Felinid Commissar when she arrives, but I may get a chance to use them later
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>The Felinid Commissar is already on the hit list for excessive lust, and conversely because she is one of the least lustful members of her regiment and her removal opens the way for the regiment’s junior commissar to take her role, and dear Junior Commissar Tammy already works for our nominal allies the Schlick. With Tammy in charge of discipline, at least half of the felinids will fall to Slaanesh by next Candlemas, up from about 10% who have already secretly fallen
>There is nothing really stopping me from killing Kate at any time, but I kind of want her death to fall within the six hour time period for symbolic reasons
>I guess I will just have to stall her with conversation for eight minutes, actually seven minutes now, my mind was wandering for a while there
>I wonder what fate will befall her in the Halls of Eternal Punishment?
>There is lots of different punishments for lust since it is the most common sin. She strikes me as the voyeur sort though, given her inability to acquire pants
>In the Halls, voyeurs usually have their naughty bits lashed to shreds, and then locked in small cages in front of screens showing the most sexual of images. Eyes stitched open, and metal bands hold their skulls in place so they can’t look away. Touching themselves causes extreme pain, and yet, most can’t go more than a few minutes without trying, given the nature of the images shown.
>I grin wickedly just thinking about it
>Good thing Kriegers never take their masks off, since I will have a hard time keeping a straight face over the next...six minutes now
>Kate walks in just then
>I smile again behind my mask
>Six is my lucky number, this keeps getting better and better

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Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:
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The Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:
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