Forgotten Realms and ALL its derivatives have made extreme damage to the fantasy and rpg genre and I'm tired of pretending it DIDN'T
>>96604660>t. tard who only read gay porn.
>>96600756>>Exandria>"Make it gay and lame!"Ex-, former, previously but no longer. Andros, man.Exandria thus suggests un-manned, a eunuch or a troon.
>>96604676>Zoomer tolkien fan thinks all literature written before the year 1900 is "gay porn"Are you genuinely retarded?
>>96604709Nope. I am not you.
>>96591100Why though?
Thread 444: If it wasnt a cat girl id be insulted editionBushi-Navi EN: www.en.bushi-navi.com/Deck Log:decklog.bushiroad.com/ (JP)decklog-en.bushiroad.com/ (EN)Beginner guide, decklists and other info: pastebin.com/QxKQRhrQUp to date fanmade PC online games, 3DS/Switch emulation and Mobile games: pastebin.com/7Fj8VqA2Cardfight and Buddyfight matchmaking server: discord.gg/6xVFD4rWeiss/Schwarz Resources: pastebin.com/sk2iSjW1BSF 2025 Info: en.bushiroad.com/events/bsf25/DivineZ DELUXE Finals Ep 8: https://youtu.be/QK3wUeaDFFUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Its been two full weeks since Cardfight Area last updated. What are those jokers doing?
Odds of anything good? https://www.youtube.com/live/sI5jlRfUmFs
>>96604500cardfight vanguard dear days 3 free trust the cope
>>96604593You'd think they would have made a D-series gacha by now
RETVRN Edition>Previous Thread>>96590318>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96603644>Why do you like Old World of Darkness more than any other version?oWoD is what was cool when I was in college and MtA blew my mind. Also all the art was way better than now.
>>96603644When will the childish Kindred finally abandon their fictitious forefathers and acknowledge the Kuei-Jin are the true masters of the night, /tg/?
>>96604647When paradox stops tip-toeing around KotE's existence
>>96604647Who are the Yama Kings? :^)
>>96604647When you start bouncing on my dick-y, asian bitch-y!
Adeptus Sororitas Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96604720I’m too tired to write on another paper towel roll. I’ll post another when I get up.
>>96604728You just said it's early.
>>96604730No, I’m >>96604620 and >>96604645
holy fuck this thread is a mess
>>96604741Your balls are a mess
What do you eat while you play?I feel like there's levels to this business.>Level 1Anything from nothing to whatever happens to by lying around.>Level 2Chips/pretzels/candy/soda>Level 3Pizza/Chinese/Fastfood, baked goods>Level 4Homecooked meal or quality take out, fresh fruit/vegetables, cake/pie/ice cream, freshly baked cookies>Level 5Elaborate multi-course meal, charcuterie, assembled drinks>Level 6Chex Mix, Vanilla Coke
>>96601139These "what do you eat while gaming" threads always astound me with the amount vitriol they inspire. I just don't understand it. The association between food and gaming has been universal as far as my experience of the hobby and I've never seen anyone react negatively in the way people do here. I don't know if it's some unique form of /tg/ autism, ex-fatties hating current fatties/their old selves or insecure nerds flag-waving about at least not being fat, but it's very odd.For most people, food is a natural part of socialising whether that's going out for dinner to catch up with old friends, having a picnic at the end of long hike or bringing out some snacks when you invite people over to watch the game. You don't need to be fat to appreciate food.>What do you eat while you play?To actually answer your question OP, I'm in two groups at the moment. For both of them we'll usually break halfway through for a meal which will 50/50 either be something nice and home-cooked or simple takeout depending on how busy the two girls of the group have been.We'll usually have some snacks out on the table which could be anything from olives and a cheeseboard to a bowl of sour worms. One of the guys on one of the groups always brings some homemade jerky or biltong.
>>96601139>HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW GAMERS>WHAT SNACKS DO YOU LIKE TO SNACK ON WHILE GAMING>PERHAPS YOU WOULD ENJOY SOMETHING LIKE THE PRODUCT FEATURED IN THE ORIGINAL POSTBuy an ad or kill yourself.
>>96604528Let's be absolutely clear about something.At no point, ever, would ANYONE, EVER, look at those meat sticks and think they're a good idea or worth buying.The only value they have is the rare chance to say "Hey, you wanna taste this minotaur meat stick?", but even that is completely fucked up by the fact that it's Pork and not Beef and it probably costs thirty times more than just an ordinary slimjim.For fuck's sake man. It's processed animal lips and scrotums with the most half-assed fantasy images slapped on top and I can guarantee that they all just taste like salt and ass.With that out of the way, can we continue discussing food during games?
>>96601139Why is the Mermaid not fish jerky?Why is the Leprechaun not hamster or something?
>>96601139For home games I used to love making dinner for my players when they came over. Especially finding ways to sneak veggies into the pickiest eaters. They'd talk big game about how much they hate mushrooms and begrudgingly admit my speggy sauce is way better than their momma's, and ask me how I did it. I'd just refuse to say, claiming it's a family secret I'll only give to my children. (The browned beef crumble) is bulked by half with finely minced mushrooms, no real textural difference and it adds a lot of body and earthiness to the flavor)When I GM I love getting lost in the sauce of the anthropological nuance of regional cuisine and use meals PCs get in town to illustrate something about the region, or at least that's the plan and then I just get into these long ass Redwallian asides talking about the local fish stew.When I bring snacks to a game I try to hit up a foreign market and get some shit nobody's heard of. Failing that I get new weird types of soda and chips. Bringing something for the table is just being a good guest. If it doesn't turn out good, we at least get a laugh out of it, and out of still seeing it taking up space unwanted in their pantry, and threaten each other with the bad chips.Playing at the LGS, I get takeout from a local place, and offer to share with the store clerk while I'm there, and buy drinks from the game shop so I'm at least spending some money there to justify having outside food and drink.When I go to cons, I always bring little breads, a block of cheese, a summer sausage, assorted fruits, and water. I'm always eager to share with anyone curious about what I've got. I know remembering to eat at a con is hard, and especially remembering to eat nutritiously. If I have a hotel room, the minifridge gets packed with sauced pasta and curry with rice and potato stews or gumbo. Nukeable slop foods dense with veggies are a must. Also a great way to get baddies to come back to your hotel room.
Knight of Pentacles Edition>"New" Apocalyptic Subclasses UA: https://media.dndbeyond.com/compendium-images/ua/apocalyptic-subclasses/KKvJvHGmsJiNaafX/UA2025-ApocalypticSubclasses.pdfIf anyone has the link to the Arcane subclasses pdf post it and I'll add it to the next OP. The survey is out soon for it.>2024 PHB Scan (No more fingers edition)https://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster ManualComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>his patron isn't his sugar daddy/mommy who abuses him for their entertainmentYou shan't be playing a Warlock.
>>96604562What about GOOlock? RAW, it's entirely possible that Cthulu doesn't even know he's your patron.
>>96604610One of his servants shall torture your dick and balls with xer teeth-filled pussy mouth in your dreams, Anon. So don't worry!
>>96604619hot
>>96604562Celestial Pact?
>WOTC says evil races are no longer a thing>2025+>still no official Gnoll raceWhy? are they stupid and lazy? i need it to be official as a lot of DM's are allergic to anything homebrew (unless they do it to fuck over players)
>>96573830Why don't you just play a game where you can be any conceivable creature without homebrew?
>>96600639... but enough about the english!
>>96573830>>WOTC says evil races are no longer a thingAre there canonically SEXY races though?
>>96577442>Outward appearance does not reflect inner character.You'd be surprised a lot of ugly people are ugly inside and out.
>>96604521Previously, any race with a CHA bonus was the devs' fetish.
Ooh he's a bad one when he's got his arms on edition.Previous Thread:>>96408299Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLn
Any ID on these elves and knights would be appreciatedGold guy is obv not GW lol
>>96601294gold guy is from kinder surprise.
>>96601336Haha amazing, I think one of my giant roads is a Kinder toy too from back in the day. They're all a bit shit now
>>96600885Heya Grog, I was wondering if any of you could help me track down something from the old days of White Dwarf. It's an Imperial fortress- a giant fuck-off cannon, built into a mountainside. I only saw the image once, and that was on my now-bricked phone. I think it might've been a starship macrocannon, or something? I distinctly recall the cutaway of the fortress had actual shell storage in there.Fairly certain James dug up the concept again while he was rummaging for ideas on what that recent Kill Team 'season' was going to be about, and then decided he was going to make the giant cannon Even Bigger, because that's what 40k does.
i think the idea of dragons (by colors) being good, neural or evil is pretty fucking retardedlike why can't we have a good red dragon and an evil silver dragon? oh wait it's a DnD problembut the influence it did already ruined most fantasy dragons for me when they are so predictable in how they will behave unless the GM ignores all the bs and does his own thing
>>96578053Coeurl. The inspiration for Displacer Beasts.
>>96562554true
>>96578142>EberronFucker, Eberron stole that from dragonlance. Dragonlance let you fucking Ride dragons
>>96562554Don't mind me, posting the pic this thread need.
>>96572456Dragon types as different species. All dragons can breath fire and another breath weapon or mix them. Telepathic dragons that bond with the right person at the right ages. Telepathic, teleporting dragons with a gripe against an aerial threat. Dragons big enough to have a dozen crew aboard, operating heavy weapons.>just a few from friction
>Mogs you're sword and sorcery TTRPGHow do you respond without sounding upset?
>>96592647Screencap your favorite template to prove you're an actual GURPSfag, and not just a normal faggot.
>>96592647Do people use Dungeon Fantasy? I thought that just the base game and ritual magic was what people use for fantasy campaigns.
>>96592647>Sean Punch>actually writes and doesn’t punch things
>>96600902RPM sucks ass as much as it's shilled
>>96600902That's what Ritual Magic's one fan wants you to believe.
>every space and airship game is on a 2d planeHow do you go about implementing rules for differing elevation in an airship game
>>96601249same principle applies retardAnd don't ever, don't fucking EVER tell me to read.
>>96604510Read, bitch and wash your ass. The same principle applies and was even said in the thread but >>96597781 explicitly said to use a 3d simulator. Name a simulator that can be used as a VTT that is in 3d..
>>96604546Well first of all, use your imagination.Second of all, if I had to name a simulator, I'd call it SimOne, the first of its kind.
>>96604584Read harder, shitlips.
>>96604656Just admit you don't want to solve your problems, you want to bitch about them.
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>>96596957Seconding. I hope the usual anon didn't run into some trouble. Can't remember them being this late before.
Fellas, anyone got all 12 volumes of Libram of Lost Spells, by TPK Games, for D&D 5e?
>>96597832Thanks!
>>96603741>pdfs from Matt Belcher:>The Dwarvish Realm of ANVILS REST>The Barony of Amberwood>The Village of Wilders Edge>The Elves of Chateau de Gallantria>The Malevolent Murk>SHADOW OF THE STEEL ROSE>UNEARTHED REWARDS>AZUREPORT TO LAKETHORNE>Shadows Over Sabres Bluff>The Dwarves of Faelons HallsAll of these plus a few others...I will find a trove for these soonGFComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Humbly Requesting for PF2e-"On Champions: Promises, Oaths, Zeal and Belief" book from Luc Cook-Player Core 2 Expanded
What's the most self-indulgent thing you've added to your world?I love world building, I've done various settings that are all wildly different from each other. The only thing they all have in common is that my Phobia doesn't exist there. It makes me happy to imagine a world where what I fear the most doesn't exist.
>>96598317CG +2 int master race elves. They dont have a wisdom bonus but they actually do under the hood. My world needs at least one good based race that doesnt offend my sensibilities for me to be invested in it.
>>96598809prestidigitation can do that
>>96598911I'm similar, but I like them more snakey than that.
>>966033931 2 3 4 5?why that's the same as the code for my luggage
>>96598317A euphemism for buttsex that I never explain.
Trench Crusade General - /trench/Let's Make A Warband Generator Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online, but are split between the website and the discord. They have all been collected here for your convenience:https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96602442Yep, Warrior Saint Patron allows this as well Dragonslayer GS outperforms basically anything it's just that NA doesn't really have baseline guys that flip games aside from Trench Mole + Flamethrower. So going down these routes as it stands currently you end up spending ducats that could have been spent on Elites like a Strength of Samson Sniper Priest with 2x Pistols + Grenade
>>96601457One-Handed, Assault, occasional +1 dice, and can shoot again in melee. Seemed like a decent option with the other hand occupied by a musical instrument. I imagine a gas grenade and one handed melee weapon would be the more conventional choice?
>>96601892>mechanical warband themeI must have missed something about venice. All I know is some war cardinal has it as am ancestral home.>>96602442Nuns converting blood to blessings is real nice shit. The only thing really holding the nuns back is their poor selection of ranged weapons.
>>96600015Medi-kit is really a waste of points this early, very rarely does it come up unless it's dedicated on one model you're trying to keep as beefy as possible. Your models are typically too far apart for it to get much if any use. This is going to sound retarded of me, but I think with how limited and terrible the heavy weapons on KoA are, i think I'd really want to take siege jezzails. You can put them on an Anointed for a big nasty guy or on a trooper+armor+hat to get to 80 points for a guy with a lethal weapon and not a ton of waste all without a limit on the dammed things so later in the campaign every Tom Dick and Harry can hold one from a snipers nest.Coin hammers out the gate seems incredibly wasteful with how expensive they are. Goetic Warlock letting you put more points elsewhere over the big puppy is an interesting choice though it's worse than the wolf but has fun plays with the chorister bubble
>>96604242I know you probably dont intend for it but I have to say, campaign games warbands tend to be more fun when you build around a theme rather than a meta. Throughout the campaign what you started with will be so different by the end that just sticking to a theme will cause less of a headache on what you should be taking as rewards and equipment puchases.
"I always win my games, and if not, then I change the rules." - Uwe RosenbergPrevious: >>96588677Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqThis general encompasses all board game genres - Eurogames, Ameritrash, Ameritreasure, Fillers, Party, Abstracts, Wargames, and especially the game that one anon is autistic about at this very moment.TQs:- What is your favorite 2 player only game?- What is your favorite heavy game? (weight of 4+)- What's your board game hot take?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Are there some fascinating schizo designs out there that defy every expectation? Not talking about how lacerda forces different mechanisms together without rhyme or reason. More like that one gane that didn't get made because the designer got 'threatened by the sun not to reveal their secret'
What are the best tiny epic games?
>>96603050>No longer that 90-120 min,Anon, El Grande is a 5 minute teach and usually plays in just over an hour. The last time I tabled it it took 4 hours. The duration of a game has more to do with your players than the game.
>>96598848>TQs:>- What is your favorite 2 player only game?Blood Bowl>- What is your favorite heavy game? (weight of 4+)A couple months ago I'd have said Oath, but I finally got to try FCM and we've been playing it nonstop since. Honorable mentions Trismegistus and Pax Ren>- What's your board game hot take?We need more weird divisive games that try something new. I'd rather see another wehrle game bomb at my table than finish another mathematically tight euro point salad that uses a combination of tried and true mechanism A and tried and tru mechanism B>Bonus question: What is your favorite game by Uwe Rosenberg?Probably Agricola.
>>96602684>literal modded content>hermit is now technically officialholy shit fuck megacrit, STS 2 is going to be ass isnt it