Send In Four Dipshits Edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>96752631>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96767442>SpoilerGAYYYY FAGGGOTTTTTTpost link
>>96767442> What no sex does to a motherfucker
>>96767482>the Delusion is cured by clapping ghoul cheeks
>>96767472There's so much man I wouldn't even know where to fucking start.>>96767482You're tellin' me man, it's been like 2 months and I feel like I'm dryer than a pile of fuckin' grave sand.
>>96767272>wholesome chungus levels: 100erm yeah, i think we're keanumaxing
Touchdown Edition▶Previous thread>>96644894▶Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster......and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶News: Announcing Warhammer Quest: Darkwaterhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/b7qzhmxz/announcing-warhammer-quest-darkwater/▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0VComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96761991>>96763158>>96763261>>96763391I notice how that when this arguent occurs every now and then, the anon who has painted the miniatures NEVER comes back with "I painted them black because I'm black" because that isn't a thing, so anon has reason to call it out, positive racism is also racism, if you aren't black don't touch black culture, simple as.
>brown women badxitter take
Let's all guess when BB S3 is coming out
>>96767423I mean it has to be next weekend right? It can’t be 40K again
>>96767175>just spawn nigger mutts goy!jidf take.
>Player whines about not having a major role in the story>He's playing a generic human fighterHow do you deal with players like this? I let already let him get drunk and pick fights when he visits taverns, what more do martial players want?
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>>96766966>actual, unironic facebook "joke"grim.
>>96766971>>96766966>>96766801The beard guy is right in all of these.
>>96767492Pat from sbfp is always right
>>96766801incel-coded OP
Humble Beginnings edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96767558Most anti-FSM people I’ve seen on Twitter also don’t want Xenos in the game. Despite also not wanting FSM the enemy of my enemy is not my friend.
>>96767532Why did you choose an image of the Vraks enforcers kit avoiding to show their plastic cadian legs?Why not show the actual Vraks militia troopers which was just a bunch of torsos?Why are you such a hipster lying faggot and a sperg angry at daddy GW not spoonfeeding you with a limited mini range from 15+ year ago?
>>96767548You were not just shilling printing or recasting all along, were you?You better not have been upset all this time because someone didn't want to be doing things the way you are.
>>96766506I'd be down for this if it meant we might get granular points, comparative WS, and S, A and I stats back. We won't.
>>96767570nta but eat shit, those legs are hreat
>▶ Thread Task: The kind of tired sleep won't fix>Previously on /slop/: >>96732519 >▶ It's been confirmed images are not saved on Microsoft's servers forever, only for 50 days. Make sure to save your images.>▶ Generators>https://bing.com/images/create/>https://sora.chatgpt.com/>https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell>https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-dev>https://fluxpro.art/>https://replicate.com/black-forest-labs/flux-dev>https://huggingface.co/spaces/multimodalart/stable-cascade>https://huggingface.co/spaces/google/sdxl>https://clipdrop.co/stable-diffusion>https://www.mage.space/>https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96766737>mentally ill
>>96766759>>96766767Shut the fuck up or get th fuck out.
>Big chief Weaver still say thread better when land was beautiful and no people existed
>>96766122Good morrow to you too
>>96766928The solution is simple. We eliminate the humans.And the rest of their miserable planet. Can't fuck up what doesn't exist anymore!
Breaking the siege EditionPrevious thread:>>96665172>Thread Question:What helps you choose and focus on the ongoing project? How do you decide what to work on?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96761992>metricAnglish scheme to destabilize the cultures and states of mainland Europe. Napoleon knew this. He was going to destroy the metric system once and for all but was deposed before he could.
>>96765486Sarah is bossing me harder than ever. It sucks. I can already tell you 2027 is going to be really intense anon. Today will decide a lot but the next few weeks could be make or break for us.
>>96764892Thanks, I’ll check these out>>96764964yeah I was trying to do something more generic. this is my first try at doing this type of thing so I want to do a little of everything. maybe have a woodland on one side, a farmhouse on one corner, a little urban area in the center that would be good for defending, an open field area with maybe a couple craters. hell maybe even a river if I can figure out how to use the epoxy stuff
>>96761616>>96761708thick religious peasants hate civilisation, tale as old as time
>>96762170The Mega trove has Hoplomachia in the "Perfect Captain" folder. Ancients folder has Macedonian-Punic Wars set from Crusader. I have "Hoplite Warfare", it's mentioned in the screenshot the fella posted, and it's follow-up "Hellenistic Warfare" . Bought them in the 80's and I doubt they've aged well.I'm a total luddite when it comes to computers but will give scanning them a go, if you're interested that is ; mind they're 40 year old.
Previous Thread: >>96632577For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>964657623: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96746945>>96761355Now I notice they might not even be perched on the side of that bridge as I had initially thought, but rather just standing with legs obscured by the structure.
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>>96738350LewdKillteam.pdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/4h5mcn.pdf
>>96760302>>96761355>>96763852It's in Sigil, odds are the vultures are Vrocks.
>>96701512I want to play a space trucker with a robot bimbo and an alien thief girl, what's the easiest to learn system? Maybe something with an personality Oracle for the 2 chicks
Thread titleHow the fuck can you argue for thirty minutes over how to OPEN A DOOR
>>96766753I didn't add anything. The cave complex was primarily formed by water erosion and mineral deposition.
>>96766924It always depends. If it's say a high-stakes negotiation with some kind of ancient spirit or diplomat of a major army or they're working out the best route through a dungeon using a map, I'd totally get it. But if they're stuck on how to open a door that they haven't even determined is booby-trapped for an hour, there's definitely an issue that needs to be addressed.
>>96766954No, it doesn't depend. We're taking about what the OP described happening in his game.
>>96767302So we're talking about made up horse shit that never happened?
>>96764776Moments like these are a small mercy, it means my>Oh god I am SO underprepared I'm gonna have to wing it and they'll be able to tell that I'm winging itto what little I've prepared holding out for at least two sessions
I'm trying to make a campaign where the party is taking a sea route around the east coast from Alethkar to the Reshi Isles (pic related), and I'm trying to come up with stuff to fill in the gaps of travel time and the different visited locations. Give me some ideas for things to throw at the party.Also general CosmereRPG thread
>>96755621>I want to do the setting justice.Isn’t there an entire Stormlight novella about a sailing voyage? Pull from that. Parshmen pirates, turtle islands, oceanspren sprenning all over the place. Secret treasure (the treasure is the eternal wisdom of Joseph Smith).Sanderson pulls half these books out of his ass. Write a few plot hooks, think about them for a few days, use one or two in the first session and go from there. If your players are still fans of Sanderson after his last few books then they get excited by mystery box garbage, some real effort from you will blow them out of the water.
>>96762237>Elantris and Worldhoppers are the next splatsDead game, don't expect them to get that far.
>>96766303>$15m kickstarter >Literally just starting to deliver and retail preorders startedMan, you "dead game" tards really have to try to shit talk everything, don't you?
>>96766657Nta, but this game came out months ago.See any waves it made? See anyone even discussing it at all, even as a mention?>b-but it made 15m in KS!All the better for the creators, so they could pay off Sanderson and keep a pretty penny for themselves.Doesn't make the game any less dead
I was reading through first steps and skimmed through the stonewalkers campaign. It's so upsetting how many loose threads there are. The first steps is an optional level 0 module that helps you make a character through a session zero, while giving you a plot hook for the stonewalkers campaign. But it also gives you plot hooks that ARENT related to the stonewalkers campaign and you have to tell your players that btw you shouldn't pursue this lead unless you want me to prepare brand new material not covered by the campaign, or skip the campaign altogether.> You're being attacked by bandits, but if you investigate, you'll find that they bear their armor is alethi. You find out the patron of the caravan is in on the attack! What an intriguing moment!Stonewalkers does not expand on this >In the middle of the night a shardbearer(plate and weapon) causes massive problems. You cant possibly fight back, if you try anyway, you are so inconsequential that he brushes you away before he leaves, leaving devastation in his wakeThis man does not appear in the module despite being proper revenge bait.>Now you're being attacked by wild animals. Save this shin guy!You've saved the shin, now get ready for an adventure where he is the plot hook. Ignore all the previous ones please.Go to stonewalkers module:>Oh you're going to the land of the people who attacked your caravan. Neat huh? No new plot developments there though.>You find a shardbearer! It's not the one who attacked you though. It is instead someone who plays a significant role in the books who has both meta reasons and in game reasons for you to want to kill him before his time and break canonit's amaram, and he doesn't have shardplateI have to edit both things heavily if I want to get something that isn't immediately derailed in multiple directions
>Villain is evil because... it's funny
>>96764003Manga name?
>>96763360So true!
>>96763360>Villain is evil because... she wants to be loved
>>96766166demon slayer
>>96764344>They is>They was Of all the crimes you gender faggots have inflicted upon God's green-blue Earth, the most heinous, the most unforgivable, is your downright butchery of the English language.
Do you think that class-based RPGs should try to accommodate the "generic wizard who does generic magical things" class concept, or do you think it is too generic an idea, and that the game should force the player to narrow it down?Putting aside the very obvious example of D&D 5(.5)e and its wizard class, D&D 4e, Pathfinder 2e, and 13th Age 2e all have a wizard that specializes in a mix of raw damage blasting and hard-control debuffs (with the occasional buff). Daggerheart likewise has a wizard class. An indie title, level2janitor's Tactiquest, has the Arcanist as a catch-all magical caster with a broad repertoire of spells suitable for different occasions.Other games have a different approach. Draw Steel has the elementalist, focused on the physicality of elemental magic; and the talent, a psionicist who specializes in more intangible effects like time manipulation and telepathy. Tom Abbadon's ICON has no "generic wizard who does generic magical things" in its noncombat classes or its combat classes, specifically to force the player to narrow the concept down, whether for noncombat functions or for tactical combat role.
Lads is he winning? Hard to tell from here
classless better last post
>>96762315As opposed to the scintillating intellectual discussion going on above your post?
>>96767306If there's a winner, is there also a prize?
>>96767505
This may be a stupid question, but how do I actually make the Rogue's stealth useful if one guy wants to 'scout ahead'? I mean this can only end with him getting caught and / or killed because he doesn't have the party to back him up, or he plays a minigame while everyone sits back and twiddles their thumbs.
>>96767032>on-topic thread about games is worse than off-topic political bullshitI guarantee you cannot give any real reason for your retardation.
>>96767071>WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING IN AND BUMPING THIS OFF-TOPIC POLITICAL THREAD?!?!>I'M GONNA DO THE VERY THING I COMPLAIN ABOUT AND DERAIL THE THREAD BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! I NEED TO HAVE INTERNET FIGHTS!God you're fucking stupid. Maybe your critical thinking skills would bounce back if you stopped gulping down HRT and taking pozzed loads up the ass, but you seem like someone that suffered from oxygen deprivation in the womb so that's probably a lost cause.
>>96767105>goes on a completely random rant>doesn't answer the question anyway
>>96766906>REEEEE TROLLImagine being so fucking obsessed, you patrol entire /tg/ and pick random posts so oyu can claim people pointing DnD is flawed are trolling.How much free time do you really have, mate. I mean it's clear you don't work and don't play, just to have enough time to patrol, but this is a dedication that just beyond crazy."Oh no, this anon said DnD isn't perfect, quick, let's shit my pants about trolls!"
>>96762505I like this approach. Sometimes I might extend this to two Checks instead of just one. Using something like D&D 5e.14/5e.24 I would have it so they make a Perception Check and then follow it up with a Stealth check. The Perception check is to see if they notice any traps, guards, hidden alarms, and possibly pathways that could make scouting around harder or easier- then I could give them Neutral [If they succeed], Advantage [If they Critically Succeed], or Disadvantage if they fail] on their following Stealth check, determined by that prior roll.
no acks editionwelcome to the New School Revolution General, the thread dedicated to games derived from the OSR movement >What is the NSR?the NSR is a subcategory of the OSR, it mostly follows the same play style but experiments further with the mechanics and settings*broadly NSR games**have* a gm, a interesting setting, living world*are* rules light, deadly*and focus on* emergent narrative, external interaction and exploration >What is this thread for?this thread is for system, adventure, setting, mechanics, ongoing campaigns, anything that related to the *actual* gamePOST ART ALSO, inspiration and for the tg threads Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96764756that's actually pretty based
sp, we can accept that the nsrg concept doesn't work or will we keep pushing it hoping it becomes a thing?
>>96767411I think we might have to come to terms with the fact that the ACKShills will try to kill anything they decide is a threat, even if they're just being insane.
>>96767425if anything they were keeping the thread alive./tg/ has a strong anti-nsr crowd for some reason (some of it is identitarian culture war, but I think there's a lot of random pet peeves too), I usually avoid discussing nsr here. I think that if the thread kept being around more people would go>oh, that's a thing? I'll give it a trybut as we are now you can tell when one of the 4 people interested comes and goes. And there's only so much we can discuss, if you have under 10 regular users that's at best 4 sessions a week to discuss (if there's any interest in that system).I think it's best to keep it at stand alone posts when we have something interesting to talk about. It sucks to lose the chance to bring new people to games you like, but it's not really happening here.
>>96767461No, they immediately poisoned this thread. Being the only people who can tolerate each other's presences is kind of their defining quality. The previous threads were fine, and that's probably what made them get so mad this time around that they had to be such poisonous little shits right from the get-go.
Trench Crusade General - /trench/Let's Make A Warband Generator Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online, but are split between the website and the discord. They have all been collected here for your convenience:https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96765149Scuttlers shaped like books, of course.
isnt the entire appeal of trench crusade to kitbash your gw minis for this game?
>>96766693Not the entire appeal of the game, but kitbashing (using any minis, not just gw ones) is a big part of it and actively encouraged by the devs.
>>96766693>isnt the entire appeal of trench crusade to kitbash your minis for this game?Not all, but it's a lot. It means that most armies will not resemble each other, and it's kinda a treat to see.
>>96766693getting to customise your warband with its own quirks and features is a big part i reckon
Yavimaya editionPrevious: >>96640813>News & Reminders2026 sets revealed at MagicCon Atlanta: Lorwyn Eclipsed, Secrets of Strixhaven, Marvel Super Heroes, The Hobbit, Reality Fracture, Star TrekCreator showdown tournament won by AshlizzlleArena Direct: Modern Horizons 3 October 17-20; chance to win two Japanese Modern Horizons 3 Play boxesThrough the Omenpaths is outArena Anthologies 1 & 2 now available in the storehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-october-6-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96767219Why yes, every deck is broken and unfun except mine, how did you know?
>>96767277>Why yes, every deck is broken and unfunFtfy
i play a single land, and that means my tifa triggers 7 times, which means i win the game because now it's a 64/2 trample. >did you have fun that game? >:)>:(
>>96767219>game is rigged>I know, I'll keep playing itYou're likely bad and definitely stupid.
>>96767454people need to stop whining and start running more interaction