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Unorthodox or rarely played systems like Blue Planet, Planet of the Apes, Sleepy Hollow. You get the idea, something people do not think of when they hear TTRPG.
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Tabletop Simulator / TaleSpire
Discord is "aculturedbaboon"

>last thread
>see 1 person looking for people to ask tabletop questions to
>add them
>they never ask any questions
jesus I knew this thread had flakes, I never knew it was this dire

>>97815221
Unless there was a time jump, there shouldn't be a Part 2.

>>97815221
Good one, Psycho, you had me in the first half.

So is there no April Fools gimmick?

>>97818095
There is. They fucked with the captcha to occasionally replace it with silhouettes of cartoon characters.

>>97818102
Lame

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>>97816573
Return of the Ork!

>>97816573
Where can i find STL's for epic? I want to find ideally some army bundles that have all the units in a single .Zip.

>>97816573
Gorkamorka for almost killing GW. Maybe in an alternate universe they did succeed and all we had is just good memory of GW and Warhammer.

>>97816747
Free or paid?

>>97817042
Why did it nearly kill GW? Was it that expensive? I thought you could use all the orks and vehicles for 40k.

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Anyone who knows Battlefleet Gothic really well, I saw this ship in Battlefleet Gothic Expanded Revised. It seems to be a kitbash of Karrad Vall's ship from the Rogue Trader RPG mixed with a chaos Carnage-class Cruiser, but I can't identify the piece they used for the prow. Which ship has that prow? Thank you kindly if you know.

>>97817809
Sealed is fucked because of coalition, probably makes cube a requirement to enjoy balanced limited. If you're buying a box to flesh out your collection then it all works out in the end, but the randomization is faction stacked so you get entire packs of "play this faction."

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Doing my first Sorcery draft tomorrow. Any advice, anons? Cards to look out for, things to avoid? Thanks.

>>97818687
3x Gothic btw, forgot to mention that.

Is alpha clash any fun? I just saw they are doing official online events which is intriguing to me

>>97817875
Not really a bias, since I've played many other TCGs before this, but since playing Lorcana, I've noticed a large improvement in odor. Likely this is due to the higher concentration of female players and adults with families. There's always going to BE a smell, of course, but it's not as bad, I find.

>>97814088
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>>97818710
>Wealth
Golden Binder (Free)
Pot of Charity (-12)
Yellow Press (-1)
Full Cloth Alchemist (-11)
Cursed Leather (Free)
Staff of Spring (-2)
Potion Ingredients (7-4 Planter) (Free)
Hidden Realm (-7)
>Knowledge
Acting Method(-5)

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>>97818644
Aromage has never made a nsfw/fetish themed CYOA.

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>>97818935

What game or setting have you played solo that your players never wanted to try? If you're a GM, of course.
Me, it's Bloodshadows. I love the setting and got all the books. My players are all 5E bitches. I miss hs. Back them we tried lots of games. We even made our own games. But I find that most of the players I know now are one system and one setting only and have an almost autistic disdain for trying something new. It's like they only care about leveling up their characters, and not about the adventures.

>>97815224
it looks amazing, but also kinda like something that would throw 50 made up proper nouns, hyphenated fantasy words, and proprietary terms at you right out of the gate, expecting you to know the sociopolitical history of the Z'thari Hegemony and their trade embargoes with the Blood-Caste of Oubliette-7. that sucks for immersion

i would homebrew it, maybe in DnD if they really are hellbent on that, and pitch it like "guys do you want to play Shadowrun but it's detective noir 1940s?"

>>97809109
It's just autism.
Same shit with bell-curve champions. People really just don't understand statistics, so they tout whichever dice system "feels" best as objectively superior. It always falls apart under scrutiny.

>>97816332
Bell curves make modifiers behave distinctly differently though.

>>97816170
The PCs are all amnesiacs ;)
It fits with the genre of Noir/Hardboiled and can be explained easily with a spell.
Or they came from another dimension. They are known to be real in the setting.
Or they were raised in a secluded city fort with no contact with the outside world. Maybe one who didn't permit the use of magic or non-humans mixing with humans. I call that city: Fort Chin.

>>97815428
kek wtf is this story

How do you fix the necromancy subclass?

>>97818456
Remove it

What's the most fun you can have with Skywrite? I'm planning on playing a janky Wizard in an upcoming one-shot next week, and he's a hermit, a philosopher, and a herbalist with a substance problem.

>>97817998
Anon, what's the date today?

>>97815397
>Combat goes as expected and predicted
>Faggot is somehow surprised
So how new to this shit are you, exactly? What sort of fucked up expectations you had when pitting less than thrice the party members numbers for your "big badass bossfight" shit-tier combat encounter?

>>97818571
>in exchange for his freedom he tells her that he's part of a secret organization that's only trying to save humanity from the erlen
>by this point Harald has followed after caught up to them, due to his class feature of favored terrain he can climb past obstacles blocking his way
>he recalls information on this creature; the arachnid queen is a eusocial creature that commands her spawn and has human-level intelligence, she has a slow metabolism and doesn't need to feed for long periods of time, saving prey in webbing, but also moves very slowly
>they discover the other exit door has been webbed up by spider spawn, as the queen slowly unfolds out of the door
>she had left the room in order to block off all escape
>there is a door further into the maze, where the "silver sable" is stored, according to Vilneus, but it's at the end of a long corridor, a death trap if you're being chased by a monster
>the only escape is back somehow

>Harald opens up the webbed door as Ida is caught and webbed up
>Vilneus calls them suckers and makes a run for it, only to be swallowed up by the spider spawn swarm
>Harald attacks the spider with his bow, but she uses her reaction to move out of the way, along with her prey. (And as mentioned before, we didn't realize he should be getting stamina back, so he really only had one manouvre a day.)
>He's getting low on health from the spider swarms and has to make his own retreat. He falls to negative health and recovers again (now with one point of exhaustion) and is then cut off from his escape by the queen, which had Ida in mouth, continuing on her circumventing path and ending up between him and the exit (it's a maze, lots of criss-cross)
>he gets into negative health again, and the spider drops Ida to start webbing him up
>at this point Ida finally makes her save and breaks out of being restrained

>>97818621
Why are you so angry about this lmao

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>>97818670
>I freely share information on challenge rating, I think that's something that would be intuitive to a character and I don't want the players to just assume encounters are level appropriate, this way there can be informed choices on when to retreat
>the arachnid queen is level 5, they were level 1 at this point
>Ida had no hope of beating it off and saving her friend
>but she did have a magic bean

>she spelled out the word "boeten" or in english "serve justice"
>when the smoke dissipated, the spider was tied up in four giant handcuffs
>before it could escape, or the swarms could catch up to them, she hoisted Harald over her shoulder and ran for the exit

>they'd saved the bandits from the wizard and survived an encounter with the arachnid queen
>this made them heroes in their eyes
>the bandits gave them a place to stay and recuperate and told them what the wizard had done
>apparently, the man had arrived from outside the barony on a flying machine, not unlike Koenraad's
>he had a satellite phone with him, on which they were called by a pompous man that quickly hung up on them

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>>97818725
>the next day, Henrik went back to tell everyone how they hadn't died
>Grimald recounted how the following night, Thuja's minions were expected to show up, expecting them to have drunk the potions
>but they didn't even know what they did
>faced with the mystery potions, the players finally made use of my third gimmick system
>"know a guy" tokens
>handmade little envelopes with an actual wax seal that I melt and stamp myself, containing a little card with "I know a guy... but X", where they get to add a character to their backstory that can help them with a particular situation, but with some caveat X, like "I owe them money" or "they're currently imprisoned"
>Ida's player drew the most severe one "they want me dead"
>we came up with a chemist from her old settlement who was the main driving force behind her getting expelled out of fear for her armor
>only he had the expertise to appraise a potion like this
>she wasn't allowed near him but through an intermediary they eventually got to learn the potions were no good, would transform mind and body

>next night a group of homunculi came knocking on the castle gate
>Thuja had only two teams left, these ones; a quartet of defensive fighters, and a trio of ambushers called Nil, Nol, and Nul
>they called upon Vilneus and told him to bring out his "dogs"

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>>97811863
>Corregidor may be in line for something similar as so it's not a bad time to jump on for them.
Also because they'll be getting resculpts any of their models you like now are the most "urgent" to get since they're at greatest risk of becoming unavailable.

>>97813287
>greatest risk of becoming unavailable.
You should just be able to bookmark https://store.corvusbelli.com/en/last-chance

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GW-tier face painting.

>>97815620
This bitch seems like a giant pain in the ass to deal with
>attacks people using their own attack values, and for bonus points can perform a ranged attack on somebody using their melee
>cannot be opportunity attacked
>can use defense rolls from ally or enemy units
>your units win objectives on a tie
I initially misread the last one as totally broken, since it says the Target is All Allied Units so I thought it meant you stacked all of your units' strength together before making the conquest check. That would be totally busted.

>>97816393
Isn't that the whole faction's theme?

>>97818214
Okay so we are on the same page so far. So why would a Tamer need an alt. summoning sickness? If being hybridbait is the only answer then I'm gonna have to disagree.
I too hate Hybrids but I wouldn't change game rules over it.

>>97817966
They just haven’t been printing any that are worth the space(the Adventure ones are decent). More and better security digimon would be a good way to combat how otk/aggro favoring the game has become. Well, except for Medusamon cause she’s a cunt.
That’s why I like Bees and that new keyword they just gave angels.

>>97818567
>>97818038
It's definitely something I would like to see them revisit. I would love anything that helps slow the game down. It's just kind of boring when it's seeing who gets their combo off fastest and usually winning when you do.

The Aprils Fools joke is fun

>>97818617
>tfw no april fools digi in the ani-captcha

>>97818780
There might be one, but it's unlikely. I had Carlos earlier which got a laugh out of me

>>97818678
Thanks for your continued battling in the historical revisionism trenches, fishfag. It's really adorable.

>>97818765
Not that guy. I just once tried to ask a question about 2e there and got a mod warning for "trolling". Y'all just think everyone is the same guy. I don't go to to anti 2e thread, there is no point.

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>>97818678
>Old /osrg/er here.
Bullshit, fishfag. You've only been around two or three years.

>The thread's been hijacked
Bullshit, fishfag. When you went to the mods to complain, even the mods told you that /osrg/ has been largely the same for over a decade, and to stop being a cunt. Proo is in picrel.

Kill yourself.

>>97818688
>it picked my interest
piqued

>>97818789
>Y'all just think everyone is the same guy.
Of course it can happen that sometimes somebody get mistaken for fishfag, this is an anonymous imageboard after all. If we didn't have a very specific troll with an autistic fixation molesting the /osrg/ every single day for years, that wouldn't have happened.

Anyway, let's try to be constructive: If you and other Anons feel strongly enough about having a thread that includes both 2e and OSR and possibly NuSR stuff like ShadowDark and Knave and Mork Borg and whatever else you want, just create it! Like the mods told fishfag on IRC (>>97818810), as long as you don't call it OSR or OSRG or something along those lines, it's all good.

For example, you could try to revive /todd/:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/94061240/#94061240
I would be happy to participate in such a thread.

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>>97818345
now I'm sad

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Having to use watchmaker tools for painting mini is simply too much. Or holding breath because eyes are 0.2mm thick.

This is supposed to be enjoyable and I'm instead cursing.

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finished up the second Skink

>>97818877
>unpainted nails
>no base
>finished

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>>97818528
get one of these headsets, mine cost $20 and can go from 1.5x to 3x

>>97813297
Stillstorm is from Taben.

>>97815380
Is this the ship from Shining?

>>97807704
>why is she shouting "HORUS!"?
>>97814917
>>97815504
Gigatourist

>>97818439
>>97818577
They do talk, but she rarely does and it's usually a very bad sign, indicating lack of trust and imminent violence.

>>97818695
I like the subtext that stillstorm, from taben, who lost one of her daughters in a previous battle, decided to send Talon away from the fleet. Ostensibly so she can train some new pilots, but if you notice talon has the same hair and eye color as stillstorm.. meaning talon probably resembles her late daughter.

>>97818298
The pet dlc shows they can bring back bears and bigger creatures just fine

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>>97818308
One of the adventures has a corpo with a pet lion or tiger that has a few neurons twisted in its brain to be a guard animal. I forgot if it was in 2020 or RED but Biotechnica has the capacity to do so if they can do all that. Especially that 2020 pet list that has underwater creatures too.

>>97816323
>know it's not all multicoloured transgender anime catgirl orgies
There will be fox girls too

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>>97816893
half the problem with DGD is that it existed to sell bad miniatures so at least we won't have that. in general it seems like the twee is going to be more contained, and they're using the wider region to zone off different tones. It seems like the island will be the most twee part. we will see

wait, there's a Dolan Pondsmith now? and they do art?

>>97811474
Yes, correct. And grow up? We're not the ones who need everything to be a saturday morning cartoon where nobody important ever dies.

>>97811719
>Restricting the thing to being itself is bad, we should change it to be something else because key-jangling novelty is the only value my room-temp IQ downybrain can process

If I could kill you IRL and get away with it, I would.

I fucking hate the marvelification of warhammer

>>97810970
Why does he look like he has an enormous rack?

>>97817417
Then leave it's not going away