Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
Got the AI to convert a plastic 2nd edition goff ork into a bad moon
And this is a evil sunz boy
>>97281824Why the fuck do you need AI to do something you can do by just cutting the horns and spike off it takes literally five seconds irl
>>97282192Because they're a low effort troll. >>97266352Post it with a timestamp on a real table.
>>97282219Probably true actually yea
Mages and wizards of /tg/, make your predictions for 2026! What will happen in the RPG-verse? Do it now before it happens!
>>97277646love it
>>97274207D&D 4e will finally be recognized as the best edition, with WotC agreeing to make D&D 6e which will just be a cleaned up and expanded 4 to be released in 2027.
>>97274207Dark Sun but gay and lame !!!!!!!!But i will regardless
>>97275941>the Jewish conservative in the comments saying he only meant Jewish democratsLmao>>97277587I'm inclined to believe the accusations of racism when the memes are actually funny.
>>97274207Elon Musk buys D&D
Why were so many of the "OG" game designers insufferable faggots? It seems like the vast majority of game designers from the 70s and 80s were self-obsessed dickheads who openly hated and looked down on their customer base. There were obviously exceptions, and some like Gygax would go on to regret and apologize for it, but still, what made so many "professionals" back then such fags?Pic related: WFRP author James Wallis's response to a letter criticizing how railroaded The Enemy Within campaign was.
>>97279011God, you're a pathetic waste of atoms
>>97271193Took a whole day to convince yourself of that, huh?
>>97279869Still conceding? lol
>>97279918Boring troll.
>>97263198>There's another one where a character in one of his games get arrested, and he just makes the player do nothing for what sounds like literal months of sessions.This stinks of being something he made up since there's no fucking way somebody would put up with that
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97281692This post contains the answer to the Arknights ones. In Ambition of the Slimes, in order>Just a Slime based on how lots of the units are expies of JRPG designs. You can decide what 20ish Heroines she's eaten copies of and can turn into. I imagined the Neps if I took her>Just a Slime that took an overly sexed up body to be your waifu. I was thinking of a comically exaggerated Artoria Lancer while writing it but the body design up to you, she can keep one body each Jump to add if she deems them hot enough>A Slime that wandered into the village and became your childhood friend without anyone noticing because I thought it was funny>Renner from Overlord>A Pokemon trainer girlfailure that can't actually do what needs to be done to be what she thinks she is, relies completely on you helping her out to fulfil her dreams>Witch that wants to experiment with your body-possession, like, actual mad science/magic experiments giving you crazy new bodies to see what you can do with themFor Himenospia, in order>Just your own Mizu>Francis E Dec mixed with that one guy who got brain transferred into a Wasp JK I'm sad that one video of his ranting got taken down>Cuckqueen Misaki who wants to make you a harem>A wasp piloting a human meatsuit and being indistinguishable from an average billionaire because I thought it would be funny>Yuri from Command & Conquer as a cute girl>MakimaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97281816Thanks for the list. Damn, this is pretty good! Honestly, Racist Blake and Uncle Ruckus is just comedy that writes itself.Also like the Medusa one quite a bit! Shame Arachne yet again is overlooked. Tired Femme Fatale Milf is a mood. Oh well, nothing the Import Option can't fix. Still thanks for your work, and great taste! Also Flayne is such a cutie, bless her.
>>97281071>That option is supposed to replace itself every Jump with a new oneAs in, you can't even keep the brainwashed students in your basement or something? That should probably be called out then, since the Simps section header says all options are Followers but some may work more specifically.Poor Misaki. A shame, but ah well.>That said, being a Wasp is the one that guarantees a reason why she can't just control you.Not even LOVE? Alas!Nah, that tracks. Though if you take female human here without a way of protecting yourself from stings I'm pretty sure you are *literally* asking for it.As for building to counter her, it's less intentionally doing that and more that as mentioned, her whole Smother Mother-Dom thing kind of falls apart just with the basic "be Queen, have Soldiers, they instinctively hate her minions" issue. A bit of a problem when that's her whole deal.Speaking for myself, I've done several Wasp builds for different chains and they all took Misaki, while any build that takes(/is taken by) Red would be Human (with a penis and/or mind control immunity, because Himenospia). But oh well, it's just an extra 100cp for out-of-origin anyway.>Kind of stretching it but sure.Sweet.
>>97279867I'd prefer a character replacement toggle.
>>97282197That would also be nice. I just wanna have a Noelle expy as my loving vessel
Out on Patrol Edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279360Stage Coach. Lots of rules, but I think it should be simple enough once it hit the table. Shelter rules are for the Frontier Settler, if you load on them then all you have to do is give your passenger Warm Meals and you'll recoup a part of your cost. Not enough to turn it into a legitimate econ engine, but a start. RAW there's nothing to prevent you from using the Stage Coach's Embarked models for the various Ambushes, so there's a bit of gimmick there to pull as well. (Fml new kitten likes to tapdance on my keyboard I had to rewrite this twice already... )
>>97279360Now that I think of it, could we make a gunslinger unit that is a "bounty hunter"? Maybe it gets twice the amount of silver from the units with the "criminal" keyword. There are so many variations of the "gunslinger cowboy" we could use (plus, it's fun making their art).
>>97279360>Gunslinger as SpecialistI'd be alright with that, but could we have a ranger trait that lets you take them as Elite? That way you could still have a posse
>>97280102>>97280143We could easily do both through traits, let me see.
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97234859I absolutely do not believe you have a wife, faggot. Nobody who wastes their time here has any female important in their lives, let alone married.
>>97236442>Work depicts hard lives in old times, including children dying tragically in the harsh winter.>"This author supports with children dying, he thinks that they should freeze while their loved ones fail to save them! That's the world he wants!"Please, PLEASE commit suicide
>>97234702Yes. She's a stronger non-sexualized female hero than any woman could ever portray because the best most idealized strong woman is just a man who is pretty.
>>97247967Can you record yourself doing the voice so I can jerk to it
>>97253736Talk about this more.
Tell me about your Dark Sun campaigns. You do play in the most brutal D&D setting ever, don't you, anon?
Dark Sun or Morrowind? Which one has better aesthetics?
>>97277364If it's good enough for the Monster Mash, it's good enough for Dark Sun.
>>97272515Tyr's decennial rains were late and the dragon was spotted. Kalak proclaimed games w/ 5,000 participants. The dragon would get his pick of 1k of the victors and the rest would be set free. The players started at level 1 as purchases by a noble on a plantation outside the city. The rains came in a deluge and they escaped, fleeing into the city as it poured for days and days. Recruited by what was left of a nearly-purged veiled alliance, they were in the warrens in the leaking basement of an inn, trying to find a way through undertyr to reach the noble district. They freed one of the last surviving members of the veiled alliance through a daring raid on a villa in the templar district. Explored the undercity and fought some dwarf banshees and accidentally killed a cistern fiend not realizing that you generally don't wanna do that. They stole the plans for the ziggurat from a different noble's house and almost burned down market at Shadow Gate trying to get away. Then the campaign fell apart because scheduling fuckery.The premise had been "what if Freedom, but the Veiled Alliance had failed and everyone was dead, and had to start over from scratch?" Didn't get very far.
Can they release Dark Sun now or is it too problematic atm?
>>97277694Hydrogen bomb vs. Coughing babyMorrowind is the chinese knockoff
The DMG refers to eight different types of players. Was it correct?
>>97280550They aren't discrete. One of my players is equal parts Actor/Storyteller/Thinker/Instigator.
>>97280550No. In fact I'm not even saying it's too broad or abstract or whatnot, it's just inaccurate and even harmful to new GMs. As the chad GM in >>97281176 screencap points out, you shouldn't even fucking consider "Watchers" and "Slayers" human and prep for them if you value your time and sanity.
>>97280550>>97281176These categories don't describe players. They describe tools GMs can try to use to engage players, by treating those players in a particular manner.Have you used these? Were they successful for you? If yes to both, then they're accurate insofar as they're helpful to you. If you haven't, then you're just trying to pigeon hole everyone but yourself in a way that's inaccurate and pointless because people are drastically more complex than that. They don't describe people at all. They describe how you can try to interact with other people, if you need some help with such a basic function.
>>97281210Of course. Im not sure what good such a theory would even be at the end of the day.
>>97282075For the most part, people construct them as a way of saying>my preferred mode of roleplay is better than your preferred mode!
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97277430Most players don't give a fuck about proxy/OCG/AE cards, HOWEVER the owner will absolutely kick your ass to the curb if he catches you with one during a official tournament, because he can lose his OTS status over it. It's only allowed in HOTU tournaments, but then again HOTU tournaments have all sorts of weird rules, my lgs has its custom banlist and also lets you use a card from the official banlist ie you can run pot of greed or apollousa in your deck.
>>97280716>my lgs has its custom banlist and also lets you use a card from the official banlist ie you can run pot of greed or apollousa in your deck.Shock Master Onomat Ryzeal
>>97278993UN-ignoring the elephant in the room; the field spell deals lethal amounts of burn damage. I've had some oxygen thieves say that it's just like a regular OTK build, but you can block battle damage pretty trivially as long as your opponent isn't on a gimmick build like Mikanko, Yubel, or heaven forbid Ritual Relinquished. You can't block effect damage, or at least not reliably with fucking anything in the current meta short of One Day of Peace in Runick (which is to say, not reliably with fucking anything in the current meta). It also doesn't take a hell of a lot to pivot it into being an FTK build instead.A single card should not be able to repeatedly burn your opponent for over half their starting LP at the start of every single turn. If it only happened during your own standby phase? Sure, the archetype's theme is Judgement and you're punishing your opponent for their opulent playstyles when it only happens during your own standby phase.. But it does it every. single. turn. It's just not right.
>>97244651>>97245405>>97245434Definitely these. Having grown up with KidsWB, you kinda felt they were often marketing toward a more "urban" market, with the presentation and the commercials as well. As for YGO itself, you had millennium items that were bling, dramatic dudes with crazy hair, hot female side characters, and general shounen shit. It should not be surprising at all that blacks got really into YGO, more so than Pokémon. Sonic X too. It's like how Latino kids were the ones wearing DBZ T-shirts to school.
>>97282196Anyway, I haven't played YGO in 20 years. If I want to collect graded copies of some old favorites, should I stick with English or should I try for the original Japanese versions of the cards? Not thinking of it as an investment, but just collecting and aesthetics. Think the God cards, Five-Headed Dragon, those kinds of things. I have a handful of Pokémon cards for the same reason, and they're all Japanese versions, so I'm wondering if it'd be best to stick with that.
Helstorm Fireworks Edition(Happy New Year, men of the Empire)>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97268692There's no reason to have shield and choppa boys without bows, it gives you some nice range options. I'd consider putting the 10 orcs with bows into the two units, so it's 2 of 25 each. I'd try shuffle some units around to make your general a Black Orc, and swap the big boss for a wizard of some description. Not being able to dispel, even at 1000p, feels fucking awful, and magic missiles are particularly good against the smaller units that show up more often at that points value.>>97274077>TQFinish painting my orcs army, start work on my ogres. Oh, and run a campaign using the Mighty Empires tiles I've had sat in a cupboard for the better part of a decade and a half.
>>97280416>/40kg/>I wish our characters were hot like WFB's characters>/wfg/>I wish we had uglier characters like 40k so people would stop magical realming our setting.Ironic, innit?
Here's a question for all the loremasters out there: Did the Warhammer World have its own equivalent of not-Romans or the not-Roman empire? I have some ideas for my dudes that would benefit from this question although I'm still going with the idea even if I get a negative answer.
>>97281713Tilea. Also, Ulthuan is Warhammer Atlantis, with a dashing of More's Utopia and lots of Melnibonea, so elves have a ton of Greco-Roman influences, with Dark Elves hewing closer to Sparta/Rome and High Elves being closer to Athens.
>>97281140Law magic empowered by Arianka. Ice = purity and stasis. Realm of the Ice Queen basically states that The Ancient Widow is something to do with Arianka trapped beneath Praag.
Recently I was thinking about alternative combat systems.I remember someone talking about instead of HP the payer has a Jenga tower and he needs to remove peaces once hit, the skill is to remove peaces without the tower collapsingSo I started thinking.For example what if the combat somehow involves cups and balls?Instead of a D20+modifier nonsense why not change it up? Why not give a player 10 balls or legos or whatever and to win an encounter the player needs to land 2 balls in 1 cup?There can be variants of this like a super hard encounter demands the player lands all 10 balls or what about reducing the size of the cup with the difficulty of combat?What if we implement a fate system from Talisman for the players? What if legendary bosses have something like that for themselves? And can negate the players victory? What if different monsters use different "balls" like for example some bone golems will be you throwing legos into cups and zombies are aluminum balls while naga can be gummy bears? That actually makes the monster feel different and not a copy pasted set of numbers. Also the different aerodynamics of these "balls" are part of the fun.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97276666Well? Why would I want to use it?
>>97277951Did you mean to reply to a different post?
>>97238257We've used a ball toss mechanic with candyland back in the day. You'd draw a card and count the spaces, then have to consecutively land that many balls in cups. You moved only as far as your successful shots, and drank the number you were short. It worked well for our purposes.I can see a human skill based resolution working in some games, but in others it would be incredibly annoying. That being said, jenga for hit points sounds fun.Give it a shot, OP, and let us know how it goes
>>97238257This reminds me of my tiddlywinks idea, big bowls small bowls, tall ones, armored things have half the top covered, more skill is more tiddlywinks .Good times
>>97281944Did you ever try it?
Trench Raiding With The Lads Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97279996He means for americans. A lot of folks in europe already got their books before christmas but the US got fucked by shipping delays
>>97280019oh unlucky for them, for me it was like a christmas gift i ordered a year in advance and forgot about
What's the recommended battlekit pieces to grab from the New Antioch and Trench Pilgrom lists for a Iron Sultanate house of wisdom list? My plan is to grab Satchel Charge from the NA list and give it to my shotgun sapper for a one-.time big boom but i can't really find a good pick for the TP item. My initial was to grab Blessed Icon for my sniper alchemist but either New Recruit is bugged or Iron Sultanate can't use Blessed Icons even though i can't find any reference for that in the rulebook. My list: Jabirean Alchemist [140 Ducats]: Chemistry & Alchemy [25 Ducats], Sniper Rifle [35 Ducats], Cloak of Alamut [25 Ducats]Jabirean Alchemist [148 Ducats]: Secrets of Takwin [20 Ducats], Halberd-Gun [20 Ducats], Alchemist Armour [50 Ducats], Alchemical Ammunition [3 Ducats]Fāris [93 Ducats]: Halberd-Gun [20 Ducats], Standard Armour [15 Ducats], Alchemical Ammunition [3 Ducats]Lion of Jabir [60 Ducats]Lion of Jabir [60 Ducats]Sultanate Sapper [91 Ducats]: Shotgun [10 Ducats], Trench Club [3 Ducats], Trench Shield [10 Ducats], Satchel Charge [15 Ducats], Mountaineer Kit [3 Ducats]Takwin Homunculus [108 Ducats]: Massive Size [30 Ducats], Human Hands [10 Ducats], Terrifying Appearance [10 Ducats], Startling Speed [10 Ducats], 2x Sword/Axe [4 Ducats]
>>97256201The edgyness is "american edgyness"They can show you 50 minis of disemboweled bodies but you'll have like only 2 with tits, and no women is eviceratedSo it kinda reads as "trying too hard to be edgy"Kingdome Death Monster kinda does a similar thing, but with an anime styleI would actually kill someone for an actuall, horrorporn game that isn't afraid of showing women getting impaled (when you have no problem impaling men)
>>97270790God bless you filespreaderYou made me feel like I'm in 2002's internet again, for a brief moment2 seconds of a moment to be exact (Because I downloaded the files at 300MB/sec)
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Tex Talks editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38cHV-lZCXIPrevious Thread: >>97267187================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282178>SLDF 18 month Special Military Operation to conquer the Periphery takes 20 yearsbased Tex reference
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97278166happy new years as well."proxy" i mean deathwatch models and correct equipment does not sound like proxy to me.
>>97278381Thanks anon>>97278438True, proxy may have been the wrong word. I guess kitbash would have been better because fuck buying two $70+ boxes
I totally forgot they repackaged the warhammer heros as a death guard kill team. Is that the only option for them? the old regular box of plague marines and a poxwalker box options gone?
>>97280794Yes poxwalker are no longer.
>>97280794Surely you can make a death guard team that matches the heroes out of the plague marine box
There's a board devoted to tabletop games where 99.9% of the users have never played a single session of a game in their lives.
>>97275940the only people getting called nogames are people who make these threads, and only those that shit up the board would take offense.so if the shoe fits..
>>97273328I've never played. I started building and painting little guys in April. If anyone in Tokyo wants to play LR, DR, SAGA let me know. I've been mostly building dark age miniatures.
>>97275950I'd take a dozen 2hu autists constantly trying to talk about games from the perspective of someone who actually plays regularly than the shit we've got now where schizoids will throw a shitfit if you dare question why they only exclusively make vague, retarded threads.
>>97273328i played a game of snakes and ladders once
>>97273680Behind me? Oh its a mirror, you were looking at a reflection of yourself while talking
