What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
>>97398490They have no response for this
>>97398490>>97398694Wasn't ADB pushing for this since at least 2018, when they started expanding the Custodies lore in the first place?
>>97398490there was only one custodian character until like 2010>>973987152016
>>97398721Yeah, I can still remember when the Custodies were ten thousand naked dudes weeping in the Imperial Palace...
>>97398715sloppa coomer kys
Ah yes, the magnificat. That grand new primaris organ which not only enhanced standard space marines, but conveniently corrected that rather irritating compatibility flaw they once suffered from.Cope however you like. After the femstodes precedent, this outcome is inevitable and you know it.
I don't care if the lore changes, or how it changes, only that chuddie duddy tears flow because breaking fashy toys to improve the world is so satisfying and what we need right now
>>97395563How do the primaris organs "fix" the older organs? Like, the organs are implanted one after another over a long period of time, so how do the primaris organs (one of which is just metal cables) make the other organs work differently in the jar they're being kept?Lets assume they magically "fix" the "flaw", how do the organs work now? The whole idea is they enhance the natural development during puberty. Men and women go through different puberties with different hormones and growth patterns. So do the organs just make women go through super woman puberty and become extra feminine?
>>97395563How many threads like this will we make? We all know it will happen sooner or later. Companies spitting on developed lore to pander to a wider audience is nothing new. Hell, it's the norm. What's the point on reminding everyone at this point? It's not going to change anything.
>>97395563You know it's strange. I don't want femstodes/femarines but I love huge, burly, warrior women. Is it the pandering and lack of backbone that I hate or is it the absence of thematic coherence associated with adding women into a fraternal organization of ascetic warrior priests? Mixed sex groups like this do not bother me in other pieces of media so why does it here?
>>97398340if /yourdudes/ include female marines, whatever you're probably a fag but yeah
Prototype editionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate RulerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>wa lao screenshotting talishar makes my game realer>If I just predict every possible outcome to my narrow conversation I'm always rightWe are not having this faggoted topic again so you can beg for (you)s the only "PICTURES" ITT are catfag's new neopets. Our new and only REAL game by your standard. Let me go grab any number of my starter kits to take a shit on and post it since that's more real to you
Any Lovecraft themed TCGs out there?
>>97398682Yeah but it has less than 2 dozen fans. Everyone else just plays Arkham Horror
>>97398693Isn't Lore dead and a scam?
>>97398682Mythos was somewhat popular in the 90s. After that fantasy flight made a card game for Call of Cthulhu that later became an LCG then it died.Nowadays Arkham Horror is the most popular Cthulhu mythos game.It is an LCG that every player picks an investigator and makes a deck for it. The game mix board(card as locations)+miniatures(or tokens for the investigators) with action&equipment cards (things that your investigator uses). The game is players vs environment (mythos deck) where you pick an adventure and the deck for it play the hole of antagonists and challenges for the players.The game also has a campaign like mode where adventures are connected and players carry over things from one adventure to the next until they finish the storyline.
For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> 3e/3.5 Book PDFsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97370425Instead of psionics, use the Psychic Adept from Green Ronin's Psychic Handbook Way more interesting and flavorful than either of WoTCs psionic attempts
>>97389281Such a sense is borne of fear, or the worry you can't handle a given situation.Treat every situation as one that is well in hand, rather than one that requires careful approaching.Think of a school test whose material you have well studied for; you do not approach it with trepidation, only confident resolve that you can and will succeed. Strike first, strike hard, the battle is already won.
im doing homebrew shit but does this sound too strict(i already have a rune system)i wasnt going to start a new thread over this
>>973986871) Charge your phone2) Type up your actual questions and put them into context. Is what too strict? Relative to what other options? Do the players even care about the subsystem you're modifying? etc.
>>97398687By what I can glean from the image, your "rune system" seems to be a whole-ass conlang with astrological influences, which is not going to be sensible to run in tabletop because it's combining exact in-universe time-keeping with detailed semantic analysis. Apply more layers of abstraction to be working with clearly-defined mechanical elements instead of naked linguistics.
Everchosen edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97397596I'm not the Perrynigger, but I believe that we ought to mock, ridicule and shame people who don't play with painted miniatures.
>>97397780you better start mocking yourself then
>>97397780Ok, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Can you post a single timestamped fantasy model? Or will you ignore me like in the last thread?
>>97397068I think the Necro Knights as one unit with the Banner of Rakaph would be more effective. You can do some silly shit with it (such as changing the direction of your overrun).
It seems as though it's been a good thread for games, so I may as well contribute too. I played a 2000 point game against dread Cathay today, the first game of the new year, in fact, and it was a pretty great time all things considered. The usual suspects made up my army, but this was also the debut for both my daemon prince, Dehumanizer, who was wielding the Rod of the Damned, the Tome of the Dark Gods, the Armour of Meteoric Iron, and a favour of the gods, as well as my exalted champion, Ormos, who held the Cackling Blade and two favours of the gods. My opponent brought a rather toned-down Cathay list, by his own estimation, with a shugengan lord, a gate master with the monkey stick, whatever the BSB is called, one of those accursed cannons that can shoot twice and also apparently remove swiftstride and impose -1 movement for a turn, a block of jade warriors, two blocks of jade lancers, a sentinel that can cast a fireball at +3 (why can it do this, GW?), and the much-feared sky lantern without the drive-by bombs. Dehumanizer was using the lore of daemonology and rolled Daemonic Vessel and replaced the other 3 crap spells he got with The Summoning, the Blue Fire of Tzeentch, and Fleshy Abundance thanks to the TotDG. Quorthon had a lore familiar and took SoS and both DVs. Apparently Cathay can take High Magic, so that's what my opponent had. Isn't that supposed to be a high elf & lizardmen thing? It doesn't really matter, let's get on to the actual game.
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!The Last True Clan editionPrevious Thread: >>97380764================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97397665Not sure the analogy is right but I'd say the Raptor for the IS. Not the best protected thing in the world but extremely well armed for something its weight and being an Omni can bring its own BA support without slowing down. Arctic Fox I'd say also falls into this category but I am not too fond with a lot of the configs.Clans you've got a choice of the Kit Fox, Adder or Cougar depending what config you go for. They ain't the fastest designs but they can pack a punch.
>>97398380I am going to be a pedantic faggot. He said the M3 which is the Cavalry Fighting vehicle. It only has 2 scout dismounts. Its not really a transport. Aside from being short ranged your suggestions seem pretty on brand for an M2.
>>97398294I'm guessing that anon is referring to the completely unexpected performance that the Bradley had during Desert Storm. Absolutely no one from either side anticipated it to be capable of engaging and absolutely annihilating entire battlegroups of tanks. The Russians, former USSR satellite states and everyone else who was buying their equipment shit themselves reading over those reports. They had expected it to perform something near the BMP and finding out they could actively seek out and engage armored formations was every bit as shocking as the performance of low weight Clan mechs was to the Inner Sphere.
>>97395544>Industrial.Got any recommendations?>>97395627Hell yeah.
>>97396927Well Dracs, Birds, and Cappies were trading with each other. It would track.
Rule 1: In order to become canonical each post has to pick up something that has already been established by someone else and build on it. Only in this way can something new be added.Rule 2: Keep it within reason and don't break the immersion for everyone else. Rule 3: Have fun.Starting with a rough premise to set the tone:>Players are bug-headed-investigators collecting evidence of a vast, hidden control system that governs reality. >Detective work involves getting high on insecticide, cut-up-techniques and orgon accumulation. >The "Mugwumps," the "Reptiles," and the "Grey Officers" all represent control entities that feed on energy. >Don't trust 'em. >They are bureaucrats of a gnostic, alien order.>Be aware of the insect archons! >They are parasitic deities that can manifest as viruses (biological and linguistic), addictive substances or bureaucratic control. >Create a detective and expose the hidden patterns of the manipulators!
>>97396964Sounds like something a disguised alien would say.
>>97396934The disguise has gotten so convincing that many fell for their own trick. They have forgotten who they really are. This is intentional.The insecticide quiets the human fiction and reveals the hidden reality behind this veil of deception. Including our true clicking forms.
>>97397832The 'many' being everyone.The alien overlords have already won, but refuse to admit their true existence, even to themselves. The reasons are various.Some fear competing aliensSome have forgottenSome believe the charade is meaningful in itselfSome fell in love with humanity and no longer want to return to their original selves.
>>97397832The end goal of all this self-deception is to trick reality into making you a human.Naturally, this is a pretty esoteric goal and hard to accomplish wittingly.Game mechanics involve subliminally programming yourself so you can do manchurian candidate shit without breaking your own self-delusion.
>>97398483>Game mechanics involve subliminally programming yourself so you can do manchurian candidate shit without breaking your own self-delusion.kino
Radical Wraiths edition>Previous>>97367924>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97397959Sure it's not the worst new players but I would like to get sensible progress over a 3-4 hour session.
>>97397839if possible I'd keep trying to introduce them to established DnD settings (or Pathfinder settings) since that game seems to be one they're the most familiar with. Trying to drag them kicking and screaming into a whole new set of books and a heavily immersive world of lore might be difficult. You could also look at games like the Warhammer 40k RPGs by Fantasy Flight Games, or Wrath and Glory, since those are specifically designed around an established setting that they have to learn and understand or else their characters will be swiftly deleted by the Imperial authorities.
>>97398305Good advice, yeah I'll consider it. I just like WoD more than Warhammer and DnD but maybe I should keep it in mind.
>>97398343Eventually, if they show a positive progression of appreciation for worldbuilding and deep lore, introducing them back to WoD should be much more successful.
>>97389996Let see what ToreChads did>Arikel is the favorite and the oldest of Caine>Her brother and sister Antediluvians SEETHE with jealousy because of her beauty and power>Clan "curse" is boon to make her Kindred feel alive>inspiration for the Path of Humanity>Arikel is still up and running without causing too much havoc; might be in Greece>While the goddess of vanity, she's the most humane vampire in existence.>Toreadors are the leaders of culture>so hedonistic, they can topple empires like Rome and Carthage>Ventures and Brujah still SEETHE at Toreadors because they believe Toreadors caused their pet empires to fall which they did lol >Started the Renaissance>started many trends really>can manipulate kine with just words or just a bit of Presence>sex appeal so strong even the most cold Tremere fall for themComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236211Why do your males have boobs?
>>97395288>>97391006Oh my god I am retarded legit, Ops and Tactics 6th
>>97397122Seems to be stylised and exaggerated pectorals
>>97397213Oh, I think I remember you. You had an Ops sci-fi horror game going right?
>>97398667That's right, Christmas and work got in the way but I've been able to play a bit recently
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Oh they also say >The capital of Halta boasts a population of almost two millionMake up your damn minds 1E writers, there's a big difference between over 1 million and almost 2 million
>one of the Sidereals that destroyed Fallen Lapis was killed with a single arrow by the Bull of the NorthThey sent the jobber Sidereals I suppose
For completeness sake, here is the 3e write up on how the Haltans grow food:>Haltans collect rainwater in barrels and cisterns. In times of drought, water can be hauled up from the rivers, but such work is hard and risks encounters with the fae.>The Haltan diet relies heavily on fruits, berries, and nuts such as hazelnuts, grapes, and rose hips, as well as tender leaves, shoots, and inner bark when in season. Farmers tend to treetop gardens, transporting soil from the surface over the years and replenishing it with composted material. There they grow herbs, vegetables, and flowers for the beekeepers’ hives to pollinate. Mushrooms, harvested from caves in hollows beneath the trees, feature in many dishes.>Animal products, though a luxury, form a significant part of the Haltan diet. Households cage-raise small birds, rabbits, rodents, and lizards for meat, eggs, fur, feathers, and the like. Hunters train hawks to catch small game like squirrels and hares on the ground, or to pluck smaller birds from the air and fish from the river. Trappers drop snares from low branches to capture larger animals and work together to haul them up into the trees.
>>97398287Huh, a real downgrade from 1E's description, I don't remember what 2E had
>>97398224>They sent the jobber Sidereals I supposeYou think that Sidereal was jobbing? The other Sidereal that was involved got executed. Dying to bureaucracy when you have Arcane Fate and any number of opportunities to just walk away into temporary exile takes some doing.
Post art you like.
>>97355165
Elf Necromancer
>>97398673Quit clowning around!
>>97398691surely you jest
Did you know that in 1999 Dan Abnett did a comic that was basically a wholesale rip-off of 40k except the main character was this vampire lady that he had all the other characters constantly talk about how sexy she was.It had a feudal space Catholic empire that oppressed mutants, and even had elite warriors with implanted organs and cybernetics using weapons called bolters. Later Dan Abnett had the MC tame a bolter warrior with her vampire pussy.
>>97398179Base it on a Desert Eagle and then just make the barrel longer?
>>97398179Robocop pistol.
>>97397495Kim Newman's my guilty pleasure, pulpy schlock with loads of LoEG-style crossovers and references. His Moriarty/Moran short stories are my favourite Holmes fiction, loved his Genevieve Warhammer books as well.
>>97398178Dune. The focus on close combat is clearly based on 40k, the hatred towards AI too.>>97398159Isn't Wells a guy from the XIX century? I think war of the worlds predate 40k
>>97398659Nah I'm pretty sure it's pronounced DUNC
ITT we post pics of a LGS from your town and let others rate the vibe
>>97397960Male feminists like you are always predators and women, dumb fucks though they are, finally figured that one out some time over the past ten years
>>97398573>male feminist Anon, I advocate for Sharia law
Cute trans girl comes to play at our LGS. How do I talk to her?
>>97397746Don't often see natural light in an LGS.
>>97398635Ask her what kinda games she likes, or comment on what she's got, like her deck or her minis or something. Don't comment on her mini deck, she might not appreciate that.
What do you even do in a ghost rpg?
>>97394340Yes
>>97397605
>>97397632
>>97397605stat her
>>97387011I played itIt's awesome
Let's try it again editionPrevious thread:>>97275454 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97396069Kek I knew it was him too just by the autistic and whiny ESL writing
>>97387443I recently came across those Warzone Mutant Chronicles minis, and I love their style. Is anyone out there preserving them? I know there are a few companies still selling them, but it looks like they’re just selling off old stock; is anyone casting them to preserve the sculpts and create new minis?
>>97398095Warzone Resurrection is dead, what product exists is all that exists. Some can still be found on Ebay, but pickings are slim.Mutant Chronicles Warzone (first and second edition) can still be purchased through Prince August, but they don't have the full range, but they've got more than enough to play.Warzone Eternal is the newest iteration of the game and can be purchased via Trenchworx, but you'll be buying a Snaptray. A Snaptray is a 3d print that hasn't been removed from its supports.Personally, I believe that first edition is the best edition, I play it all the time. You can find rules etc here https://www.mutantpedia.com/eng/Warzone.html
>>97395656Can't argue with historicals being better value. I'm loving the Pillage stuff from Victrix lately
>>97394360>surely blizzard can yank their chain if they will try something fucky wuckyBlizzard is the one that gets fucky wucky these days.
