Little suprises editionLast time on /bgg/: >>97360696Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqTQ:>What game did you expect to hate, but ended up really liking it?>What game did you expect to love, but endet up hating it?
I had been sleeping on 2p Mushroom Sort but I played it a couple times this week and it is really good at 2p.
>>97391626twelve fives
>>97392279Hello fellow Mushroom Sort player.
man OKC really got trouncemogged last thread huh?
>>97391678>The game is much more fun if you play a more "from your gut" game and don't plan your turns out in the minutest detalils because mistakes make the game more interesting. At the same time, though, the game punishes mistakes somewhat harshly.That's such a group dependent thing. I noticed it Five tribe. Got a group where we play by feel, quick and dirty. Not instant snap decisions but noone thinks about his turn for more than 20 seconds. The game is really fun that way.Then I played it with a different, more competitive crowd and the game was agonizingly slow and exhausting, and overall soured me on the design. Sure, you can say it's the players fault and the game wants to be played in a certain way, but I can't tell from just looking at it. Eg. Agricola would be shit if everbody just wings it.Really, your milage may vary and tbis variance in experience is inherent to most mid-heavy games, but really, just give me a comment box in the rules or something so I know how to set the tone and get the best experience.
Smuggie edition>Previous Heresy>>97369180 >HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97392521I'm yet to see that head on the running body and spear in both hands in order to see valdor by smith. does anyone got a pic?
>>97393089Well odds are that neither is he, but little Timmy there is (as usual) just too caught up in the constant internet Cool Kid™ one-upmanship to stop himself.
bitches don't know about my wet leopard growl
custodes already shouldn't be an actual army, they should've just been a rare ally unit you can take in single digits, with rules akin to the Officio Assassinorum.Won't be missing anything at all just not giving them any games if they use even one single female head.
>>97393061People like you make me tolerate female Custodes.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Based on everything I know about you I'm almost certain you're pro-choice. If I'm wrong I'm wrong, and I'll apologize, but I'm pretty sure I'm not. And no one who is pro-choice believes that human life has inherent value. If they did they wouldn't believe that unborn children's lives mattered less than the mother's convenience.Being pro-choice is BASED because it REMOVES potential Gohans from the GENE POOL. If those embryos wanted to survive, they should have been prepared to FIGHT for their LIVES in the WOMBT>he greater and perhaps more frightening implication is that "life" is merely sophistry in the grand scheme of the universe. You are, in essence, just a collection of atoms and molecules within a sea of atoms and molecules. BASED>Life itself has no inherent value and neither does any action you take. BASED>The concept of "death" does not exist. BASED>There is no such thing as death. BASED>A person doesn't die, after all. Their atoms, their molecules, they all still exist. All that's truly real is change. When you die, you cease to be what you were and disperse back into the cosmic sea of atoms to become something else instead. What sets life and humanity apart is self-awareness. BASED
>Humanity is not innately apart from the universe; we are as much a component of it as everything else. We are all made of exactly the same substances that the rest of the universe is. There is honestly nothing but scientific distinction that separates "a person" from the air molecules touching their skin. And yet humans are, as far as we are aware, the only component in existence capable of observing the universe objectively. We are the universe staring back at itself and realizing what it is. In absence of God or religious notions, the value of humanity is unfathomable because we are the stirrings of the cosmos itself awakening to self-awareness. We are atoms that know we are atoms and the implications of that, as the only observable beings which are ourselves part of a universe that is otherwise seemingly dead and unthinking, is incomprehensible.BASED, BASED, BASED. And you know what that BASEDLY means? It means that Gohan DESERVES to suffer and SHOULD suffer because I, the UNIVERSE, have decided that skinnyfat glasses-using balding git SHOULD.
>I brought up Epicureanism before because I think its key concepts are strangely poignant in today's society where life is really a stress test of everything and people basically live life on high anxiety. Lucretius' On the Nature of Things and the Epicurus compilation called the Art of Happiness are typical starting points.Epicureanism is FLAWED because it promotes STAGNATION. What if I find peace THROUGH pain and fear? What if I CONSTRUE moderation and tranquility as FAILURES of self-EXPRESSION? Because it sure FUCKING seems to be that EPICUREANISM sounds a whole LOT like it's a PRO-GOHAN stance.
>All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence.BASED Xehanort the NIETZSCHEAN SCHOLAR
>I don't trust elfsElves are the based white ethnats of fantasy. Humans are the cringe mystery meat (at best civnats) of fantasy. Wake up.
Thread #008 A Storytelling Game of Personal and Collective Horror EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97367924Previous Thread>>97270170Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97390043I should warn you that dementation will cause you to become more insane the more proficient you become, it's why most malkavians are riddled with madness. -Kakophoni
Fuck my unlife now I have to go out with five women I ain't ever met, even seven maybe. No wonder Venus wanted to test my new shadow powers by fucking my tentacle, like she already knew how soon I'd need it.So Venus had to make a bunch of calls to cancel appointments and stuff my poor boyfriend had.I was miserable, those on the other side of the phone were miserable, I think mom is mostly over it, and she was overplaying her sadness, an Oscar-worthy performance.Venus did the shrewd businesswoman thing, and offered to have the women of the house fill in for my man. One lady will call us back when she's done mourning, another refused, but the way mom looked at me, she's confident she gonna call us back too. The rest were in.I used to mind my own business and ain't ever asked him about his customers, like, I didn't want him to think I was jealous and shit.Princess Charming got the biggest sadists and in my opinion she ain't been... unhappy enough about Boy Toy's departure.>>97392500I just wanna learn the basics, really.>>97392338Was their reaction, both immediate and not so immediate, to your liking? You said you were looking forward to it.
>>97393188>I think mom is mostly over it, and she was overplaying her sadness, an Oscar-worthy performance.>Princess Charming got the biggest sadists and in my opinion she ain't been... unhappy enough about Boy Toy's departure.Honey, how could you say this!? Bad girl!
>>97393188>Princess Charming got the biggest sadists and in my opinion she ain't been... unhappy enough about Boy Toy's departure.Can a surgeon operate on their patient if they cry their eyes out? I'm just trying to help, Scarlet, everything I do is out of love, and I love you too.>>97393212It's her way of mourning, a little bit of finger pointing here, a little bit of psychological projection there, nothing you and I haven't seen before.Please be lenient with her.
>>97393212>>97393232I'm sorry, I was out of line, dealing with this shit is tough.
How can card shops survive the rise of armed thefts?
>>97387564Link? I've seen other reported card thieves but nothing yet from the one Manhattan Poké Court store (the one in the OP)
>>97386313100k is probably the retail value of the packs. So roughly 700 boxes. Not counting specialty boosters the box retail at Walmart seems to be about $55 which puts it at $38,500. So if they sell them to a scalper for $40 per box that nets them $28,000; assuming a 4 way split that's $7000 each. Which doesn't sound like much but it means you only need 10 robberies a year to hit the median single income in the USA.
>>97381471This is what happens when you fail to stop scalpers and let them exclude normal people from getting cards.
>>97381923>rest of the worldyou do know you yankoids arent paying for that stuff any longer right?
Legit people who rob stores at gunpoint should get a death penalty instantly.
Have any of you ran your players through the Theater Kid Wood Chipper? How many of them tried to stick something in Acererak's mouth?
>>97374144It was for a fucking TOURNAMENT like was said in the post you replied to. Ffs, I don't have high expectations for the posters of this site and yet you always disappoint.As a tournament module the goal was to filter hundreds of players in a relatively short time period (one session) so you could find the 0.01% person who played the best. It probably didn't need to be published but was done so at the request of people who play it at Gencon that year.>>97375813Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
>>97391981games aren't lord of the rings, retard.
>>97381831>Mfw dnd invented moving and attacking>mfw no one in human history has ever moved or attacked hefore 1974>>97382718Kekked>>97375807People like you are why I stopped playing for a decade. If you just play the game in front of you, rather than cheating you might find it's actually a good time.>>97389399Author aside it is a well acclaimed module from early in the hobby. Though some of Jaques' other works may disturb the tourists if they ever find it.
>>97374144Everyone who answered before me is wrong.The original reason was Gygax's group had become so powerful and munchkiny that they smugly told him nothing he could do would challenge them anymore."Bet."He made the Tomb of Horrors just to fuck them over, specifically players who think they have enough power to just faceroll everything. It kills you by getting past your HP, features. If you get 8d6 damage by a boulder you can live if you have tons of HP. But if you get teleported into the sun, it's over. You need to start using your brain again.AFTER THAT, they started using it as a tournament module to see if other players could be just as smart.
>>97391851I haven't told them anything, they're going in completely blind.The only thing they do know is that it is horrendously dangerous, but in a different way to Tomb.If they manage to get through and still want more punishment, the next one is Throne of Bloodstone.
Radical Wraiths edition>Previous>>97367924>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
need me a euthanatoi gf frfr
>>97392399Why? Is the school shooter goth vibe that strong?
>>97392555Hey, I take offense to that.My Euthanatos goth girl PC hasn't shot a scho-no, wait she actually did a couple times.Sorry, carry on.
>Average Lasombra player
>>97391037I'll have to give it some thought honestly. I don't think he'd want that in-character, but OOC the precedent (in oWoD at least) could make for a very dark end to the character. I could see the Abbey rituallistically carving this Werewolf apart piece by piece while she's alive, taking back her power to avenge their slain members. I know that on death, Uratha turn back into human form and all their werewolf-remains vanish. But I wonder if she was still alive and kept prisoner, could her claws and fangs be used? Her pelt still worn as cladding etc? Pic related would make for a very novel weapon for the Abbey to harvest (if they can just keep the damn werewolf contained). I can picture this ritualised event where the Abbey treat Duncan as a proxy for his father, splashing him with werewolf blood and layering the pelt on him as an honorific. I'll have to give it some thought, I don't want this idea to just come out of nowhere. If I do decide to go with the accidental Werewolf (Skindancers need 5 pelts or something but whatever), it'd need foreshadowing and buildup, not just a random bad-end.
The original Dark Erufu EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread: >>97318413
>>97392881An eldar.The differences are largely cultural. So it depends on how it's raised. Maybe as a Corsair, like as a middleground.Damn, I had a really good Corsair pic at hand, but slopfag gonna fag
>>97392881depends on who's raping who
>>97380318>>97388388>>97390690>>97390713I usually flag AI-images with no text as 'extremely low effort'. I doubt it get them banned, but I haven't gotten banned for doing it either.
>>97393224I got warned recently
Any experiences with this? Any recommendations for it if you have played it?
>>97393206>shit tier product promotion for fallout 4 >mandated fallout 4 artstyle designs for everythingit flopped.
>>97393216Wasn't planning on using it with Fallout 4 stuff if I did run with it. Was thinking more classic designs for just about everything. If anything, would be more like the Enclave from OWB mod, but start out with the players unaware of who their employers/benefactors truly are until they've earned trust, probably have some intrigue that decides if they helped the Reformists win and the campaign would involve reuniting the Wasteland and having a solid reason to be traveling all over it.
Clussy EditionPrevious thread: >>97241303Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97392598Thank You budlet
Placing that PDF into my Necromunda folder annoyed me... the other Aranthian Succession books came out one after the other... but then there were like 4-5 books between the last of them and this one. I sort books chronologically so this triggers me tism. Alas.
>>97383445Because I Live and Die by NAF tournaments
>>97378861not a fan of the new rules and the models. I'll stick with elven union
>>97392598Based. Based on God.
Based uhh... *checks notes*Based Games Workshop?!
>>97362699>>97391600I hope you remember these stupid posts when the AI bubble bursts and feel really fucking dumb for making them.
>>97392153To add to this anon's point. I will mention that while governments have unlimited money, they do not have unlimited wealth. There are practical limits to what the money printer can do.
>>97358187Games Workshop BASED?! Are you retarded? That's like saying the Retard is smart for saying one thing correct. Which I am calling it now, we will find out within a year or two that they will be using AI and try to keep it hidden.GW is a woke and taken over. I hope they kill themselves pushing they're gay fem BS the same as TC. I am tired of fags and cuck trying to push for these leftist companies who chose a side and then fuck over their current fans for the idea of the wider audience to get a second chance. Maybe if they purge the DEI hires and vow not to push woke shit anymore as well as a few years make good shit I would give them a chance but at this moment. I hope they die and a new Based game replaces them. Especially before Moorcock dies
>>97392280there is left wing corpo goyim who pretend to be resisting while being paid by jews and the right wing who wants to kill them all. Be more honest next time countersignaling fag.
>>97359667>Makes sense with how litigious they are with their IPExtremely. Disney already suing Midjourney and making a deal with OpenAI so if any other AI can generate Disney princesses they're going to get destroyed in court.
This is a specification for an exterior ballistics software that can be used to calculate damage at long range in tabletop RPGs like Phoenix Command or GURPS where that sort of question arises with some degree of frequency. It takes in physical characteristics of a projectile (diameter, length, mass, etc.) and uses an ODE method to calculate velocity after a period of time has passed. I'd recommend either C++ or pure C for the programme as, particularly if you are generating tables for many types of projectiles, it can get very computationally intensive.For the specification, start with the formula for drag force, $F_d = \frac{1}{2}\rho v^{2}C_{D}A$, so $\frac{\rho v^{2}C_{d}A}{2m} = a$. The issue is $C_D$, which must be determined empirically. We have an advantage in that drag curves all look more or less the same in terms of shape and proportionality (multiply the drag coefficient on a G7 drag curve by about 1.9 and you will likely be pretty close to the drag coefficient at that mach number on a G1 drag curve). Thus, we define our generic drag curve as on the below table. When a bullet is between mach numbers you have the option of linearly interpolating between them, which is less realistic but easier to write code for and will run faster, or using a more complex formula such as Lagrangian or Newtonian Interpolation, which are more accurate but slower. The typical air density (rho) at sea level is 1.225kg/m$^3$. A typical speed of sound at sea level is about 340 m/s.
>>97391904Okay, so it looks like if you do 1-3 penetration you do 1 damage, and anything more than that you do massive damage.1. How many hitpoints does the average person have? Is a 4 penetration hit with 13 damage enough to kill them, or do PCs have more like 100 health?2. How much damage does a punch to the head do? You can definitely kill someone with a single punch to the forehead even though it doesn't penetrate the skull.
>>97391915(1) Every wound taken has a chance of killing a character. Divide Lethality by a character's Wound Recovery Potential to find Tissue Damage, then reference Tissue Damage on a table. 3 points of tissue damage is about a 2% chance to kill. 150 is essentially 100%. It's a sigmoidal curve, so the probability of death asymptotically approaches 1.(2) That's what 'BTBD' (Blunt Trauma Base Damage) is for. A very solid punch to the head fight deal 4 or 5 Impact base, which is then multiplied by 5.4 = 21.6 or 27 points of damage, or about a 53 or 54% chance of death, given that the wound is left entirely untreated. Medical treatment could decrease that to an essentially 0% chance of dying.
I personally feel that tabletop games shouldn't be too simulationist, but congrats
>>97392975Yeah, if you need a computer to help with the maths then that's real bad. If you have to worry about how computationally heavy the math is so the computer won't take too long doing it...And the real kicker with highly complex "simulationist" wound systems is that they quickly end up going way beyond what any scientific data can cover for them (going fully quantitative in situations where the science is in many cases barely qualitative), meaning the"realism" is just something the author pulled out of his arse.
>>97393090This is derived from the old COMPUTER MAN model that was cooked up by the US in the 70s and then the Germans' Verwungsmodell Schutzen from the early 2000s, both programmes having been develop with a lot of inputs from experts in the field of wound ballistics as surgeons and researchers.
existential edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- Chesscom Global Championship | March 14th - April 26th- Reykjavik Open | March 25th - 31st- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16th- European Individual Chess Championship | April 7th - 19th- Lichess Spring Marathon | April 18th- Grand Chess Tour: Superbet Rapid & Blitz Poland | May 3rd - 10thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97386333i didn't know that her farts contribute that much to global warming...
>>97386892Sindarov almost won a winning position, just like me
best game today: https://lichess.org/broadcast/tata-steel-chess-2026--challengers/round-1/ZVNLsNSS/0uaJzhsn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB6ZO490vATina a cutie
>>97364980Liver rook takes are good unless you've got something else available. Generally if I could get a check in a move or two I would hold the knight but without the foresight to follow up you're just missing out on a free rook. Under 1000 elo I'd say take the rook unless you're happy to choke a game while you learn more. Oddly, puzzles can be good for this kind of thing as well.Looking at it (god I wish we could pause these) you could have also checked with Bf7 then moved your queen up but black would likely have taken Qxh8 and recovered material without a solid follow through. It's hard knowing how good your opponent can see into the future.>>97374646>lichess>full of classless faggots>must be the Russians againFunny, I don't see this happen on chess.com. I wonder if there's a demographic divide.
dead before bump limit edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97392867I dry fit a small amount of parts - e.g 2-3 at the time, here you fucking have to dry fit half if not the entire sphere first
>>97392877now I'm not saying the instructions aren't bad, because they arebut a basic glance at the picture you posted shows the pieces are going to be a problem later since the heads all overlay where the next piece goes
>>97392886I'm not saying this isn't on me for not paying enough attention either but this is the first time (for me) when the official build guide is just absolutely fucking wrong (I've seen small missteps like with killy butcher but nothing completely FUBAR, until now) so I didn't have that many reasons to doubt the instructions in their entiretyJust wanted to warn others to not make the same mistakes as I didBesides this one no other KDM mini gave me as much trouble tbqh
>>97392918No biggie, here's the ones I know of>Lonely Tree skips steps>Gorm penis should be put on while putting the back half on the front half, not after it's already glued>Sunstalker tongue should be put on sooner so you don't hate yourself>Killy butcher base should be done last, not first, due to the centipede blocking his cape>Ignore gambler's ball entirely, dryfit with stickytack before doing a gluebtw I'm pretty sure with your ball you could have trimmed down the slots that insert into the holes to be able to force the pieces in at an angle instead of having to cut parts off.
>>97392940>btw I'm pretty sure with your ball you could have trimmed down the slots that insert into the holes to be able to force the pieces in at an anglethat's what I did, which worked fine for the bottom row, but for the top row the topmost piece was interfering with a proper fit (maybe I glued it slightly off alignment, idk) so I had to saw it off and will reglue it back at the very end
Are interspecies pairings allowed in your game?
Don't na'vi rape their horses and dragons every time they nonconsensually ram their ponytailpenises into the animal's brain stem? I don't think they have any right to call humans evil or savage when they've institutionalized raping animals into submission.
>>97389407>>97389776>>97389898>>97389934>>97389979>>97392137>>97392151Offtopic posts, all of these.
>>97393118This one too. I missed it because it dodged the reply chain.
>>97393121>>97393127Use your mod powers to delete the things you don't like, Karen
>>97393163Or just go back to >>>/tv/ to discuss your flickslop
