What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
97394136>melty>childminder>griftdaddy>theirwhy does xir speak like this?
I guess it's an appropriate occasion to repost this one, thenhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/55593031They do it for free!M! Dark Eldar x F! Custodes
>>97394263>>97394305uh oh, stinky!
>>97394338yeah neovaginas do be stinky, even the post-human custodes ones
>>97389273>are a masculine ideal.Roided by pharma and chemically castrated manchildren?
Let's try it again editionPrevious thread:>>97275454 >What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97394247>Archon StudiosNothing against them just a little worried
>>97394247Everyone is getting assfucked with those wannabe GW prices.
>>97394247Funny considering they said in the Q&A that Protoss are the best beginner faction
>>97394335surely blizzard can yank their chain if they will try something fucky wucky>>97394339oh from the viewpoint of more niche games sure it's almost/gw like pricing and somehow still feels like a smaller dildo than the one you get from GW trying even for their boxed sets
>>97394360>smaller dildo Maybe you're okay with that, but I don't accept any dildos up my ass anon
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It all boils down to "God/Gaia/the writers made the World of Darkness a flawed and terrible place as a punishment, as a joke, because they're flawed and terrible themselves or because it would be a pretty boring game otherwise."
>>97393821>>97393919>>97393926Gaia is the spirit of Creation. As in the spiritual reflection of the world the Elohim made. Just like the spirit of a fox is a reflection of a fox.
>>97393926>>97394004This is however slightly boring and though correct I would just like to picture Gaia as a very irresponsible mother.
>>97393926Maybe Gaia can only make Spirits of such a nature because that's her own nature as the top Spirit? Thus it's autism all the way down
>>97394101You're welcome to, if that's your prerogative. However, the only real 'fact' that is known about her is that she is the spirit of the Earth and its Penumbral Realms. Whether she's a Celestine or something more, whether she made the Triat or was made by the Triat, whether she was the seraph Ziana before she became Gaia and the World Tree, whether Gaia dwells in Pangaea or the Summer Country or in both locations and possibly others simultaneously, all of this is speculative.>>97394312Only if you subscribe to the theory that she is responsible for the creation of all spirits, which isn't necessarily true. In the end, as a spirit, she's defined by her nature just like all of the others, for better or worse.
It's pic related. Peter Jackson tried to copy Blix's swag for a good reason
>>97290361Love Peter Jackson portrayal, although I think he goes a little to heavy on the armor at times. Dragon's Dogma had a nice interpretation of them, clearly visually inspired by LotR films.>>97328676>>97372937WoD's portrayal of the old Orcs was fun, but also demonstrates one of the problems with changing Orcs from a classic monster race to one that's capable of making moral choices. Cause if you do that an then try to keep all the fun barbarian raider orc tropes, you end up with something far far more problematic than just sticking to the classic always evil monsters. So yeah, kind of fun, but Orcs have been a mess since, I dunno, TBC.
>>97391963these artists really aren't beating the "pushed this trend to normalize jew women" allegations when its this blatant.
>>97294766This looks like Marilyn Manson with a rubber nose and ears
You guys have pretty shit taste overall.
>>97392924>obviously gypsy-inspired>DUH JOOSShut up fuckwit retard, we're talking about Goblins not your Goblino/pol/ shit.
The original Dark Erufu EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread: >>97318413
>>97393447>that would feed slaneshThey are doing all manners of shit that feeds Slaanesh. The entire purpose of Dark Eldar society is to allow them to party on, as they did on the height of their empire. They enjoy what they are doing.And inflicting pain allows them to divert that attention away from them.
>>97393505imagine telling an aeldari that their dark cousins are actually way closer to their ancestors and actually it was all their fault a chaos god was born in the first place so the aeldar are wrong and the drukhari are right
Marazhai dies in every alternate reality Wow Owlcat, really subtle way to tell me to kill him
>>97393618They know. I'm pretty sure they know.They are certainly not blind to their own history. And some phoenix lords still remember stuff from back then.
>>97393618Do you think the Craftworlders aren't aware of that or something? And the Eldar empire wasn't degenerate for its whole history anyways>>97393224>>97365624kekarooni is this you too? Gonna curate some more for next thread uwu
Everchosen edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Gee guys TOW seems like a total fucking mess
>>97394138It certainly seems that way if all you do is post on 4chan. Luckily the reality is much different and people are more often happy than not when you sit down to play a game. The truth of the matter is that rules have always been a secondary afterthought for the vast majority of people playing. Only the most degenerate tourneyfags whine about rules. Most people just wanna roll dice and move models with their friends.
>>97394138You should go back to not playing AoS
>>97394138it works fine but it needs an internal logic rather than the reactionary displaced rules it has ended up with, it doesn't need much more than a rewrite. The problem is that HH2.0 was in the exact same state, they made a nostalgiabait edition enshrining beloved rules, made new additions, had to course correct their new additions after leaving the rules on life support for ages, then proceeded to dump everything with a ground up rework changing fundamentals of the game and t no ones surprise cocking it up instantly. All they had to do was rewrit the edition as it stood at the end, but no that isn't marketable or exciting enough and doesn't give them the excuse to cut options.
>>97394138What do you expect from throw away rules made by people who "quit" already?
Any experiences with this? Any recommendations for it if you have played it?
>>97393206>shit tier product promotion for fallout 4 >mandated fallout 4 artstyle designs for everythingit flopped.
>>97393216Wasn't planning on using it with Fallout 4 stuff if I did run with it. Was thinking more classic designs for just about everything. If anything, would be more like the Enclave from OWB mod, but start out with the players unaware of who their employers/benefactors truly are until they've earned trust, probably have some intrigue that decides if they helped the Reformists win and the campaign would involve reuniting the Wasteland and having a solid reason to be traveling all over it.
>>97393206Played a few campaigns with it. it wants to be FO4 so you have to tear a lot of that out. I made an NCR Super Mutant Ranger that transferred Unity to his new home and was part of a scouting expedition to the East Coast to find out what the fuck was going on with the strange reports. The rest of the party was BoS tech that went AWOL and a vaultie doing vaultie things as our face.
>>97393206>original game literally based of GRUPS>BUT MUH DEE TWENNYIt'sssss allllll overrrrrrr~
The new year brings new resolutions, inspirations, goals, dreams and half-baked ideas.>Why should I homebrew?/tg/ products are fairly unique in that it's actually pretty simple to make them these days, with a plethora of products to assist in making and playtesting your game. Making your own games helps understand why games are made the way they are, as well as being fun to do.>What you should postIdeas for games, games you're currently making, updates to your own games in broad strokes, and any homebrewing for existing products that don't get much attention. Discussion about the above is welcome. Post good, be good, and look over others products, they care if someone looks more than anything.Had to remake the thread>Resources for the aspiring developer>https://anydice.com/ (A fantastic resource for checking probabilities)>https://miro.com/ (A online whiteboard with tools to help organize yourself)>https://www.notion.so/ (Similar to the above, but in a bit cleaner format for those who work in larger teams)>https://rolz.org/ (Impromptu playtesting at its finest)>https://www.youtube.com/user/georgephillies/playlists (Game Design Lectures)
>>97390132I remember your project when you started some years ago anon.Good to see you finally completed it
What software is everyone using for layout? InDesign?
>>97392678i just did all my shit straight into libreoffice
>>97386873>would you solve this?You need to fundamentally change how successes work. Having "nothing" happens as a result is undesirable, having it be the most common result is painful. At the very least if you don't want to change things up too much set a minimum damage threshold. Something like>If you roll at least 1 success you always deal at least 1 point of damage, regardless of how well the opposing side rollsBut really you don't want to keep making each side roll roughly equivalent pools with a high success threshold, I don't think there's a way to have that which doesn't involve constant ties
>>97392669Still not done. I need to create all the monsters to fill out the threats, and I'm hoping to get it physically published once everything is done.>>97392678Affinity Publisher V2. However V3 is completely free and has all the same features so just use that one.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #592"how the fuck is this deck still meta" EditionPrevious thread: >>97236634Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97392501Yes.
>>97392993>sharking>localsSuch heinous behaviour. Usually by tryhards who play only at Locals too.
Play Subterror.
Play Dino-Rabbit format.
>>97393070It's funny sometimes.>bringing cards in another language and claim they do things that the english print just doesn't mention (dead ever since neuron was implemented)>fake shuffling ie shuffling normally until you spot a good card at the bottom, then moving it to the top and not presenting your deck for a cut (my locals strictly enforces cutting the deck after a shuffle because there were a LOT of cheaters using this method, one of them being a fat spic who kept making it to top 8 in various YCS back when branded was popular)>using damaged/dirty sleeves to stack your deck>using a 40 + 15 card deck, but drawing from the modified 20 card extra deck so they'll always open full combo and crossout/called/TTT (this one was both the most brazen and creative one, now my locals enforces the rule that your main and extra must use different sleeves)I have only been sharked once. My opponent goes full combo, i raigeki the dude on my turn, he chains his negate, i send raigeki and 2 monsters with droplet to disable it and his other negates. He calls the judge and tells him that i'm cheating because i wasn't allowing him to respond to any of it. The judge tells him that he can't respond with monsters nor spells, and he throws a fucking tantrum, saying that he CAN respond to droplet IF you chain to it, huffing every time the judge tells him to please read the card. He refuses and just gives me the match, because he "can't stand cheaters nor morons". He gets DQ'd for unsportsmanlike conduct.Dude was sweating bullets, smelled like onions, was wearing a stained anime shirt and cargo pants, was a balding obese pube beard, the whole thing, he was a walking stereotype. This was back in iirc 2023? When dinosaur scrap had borreload savage and apollousa legal. I wasn't even playing meta lmao, literally 3 traptrix structures and 3 mismatched droplets i had just pulled from a rarity box.
Bloom Tender editionPrevious: >>97287917>News & RemindersDevoted Druid and Painter's Servant are pre-banned in HistoricLorwyn Eclipsed coming out January 23; preorders are now availableArena Championship 10 won by Michael Debenedetto-Plummer (Mono-Red Prison, United States, he/him)From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-january-12-2026>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97393699You the anon from the other thread? If so I answered most of that. But limited has a decent scene yes. A draft is like 10 bucks. The prerelease's are always packed, one I won those from had 70 entrants. Yours might have one today if so I HIGHLY reccomend you go. Its very fun, like 35 bucks and is kinda the lowest barrier to entry for any player.
>>97393721lol yeah, I am, thanksI might go check it out, but I'm still not really sure if I even want to bother with paper at all
>>97393741Prerelease is probably your best test then. Its very low skill and fun. Other main idea is to simply play with a friend. Theres a few 60 card premade boxes on store shelves that are cheap. The FF one was like 20 bucks. Grab it with a friend and play. The main thing you get from paper is talking to and interacting with other humans. Either as friends and just chatting, but also talking about WHAT you want to play. You dont always have to be armed to the teeth for the standard meta with some hyper efficent deck. You can agree on things.
wow 6 posts outta nowhere under 30 mins in the deadest thread on /tg/totally not fake, staged and botted
>>97393805well i agree, dont know whats going on there. Do people hate arena? Powered cube is such a cool format, completely revived my interest in playing it again>>97393637After a horrible 0-3 with a shit draft, the arena gods have been kind. I thought at first this pile is kind of mediocre (barely any fast mana and not that much control), but boy I already have gone infinite turns twice and am 5-0, so I wont complain
What do you even do in a ghost rpg?
>>97390580>>97390530iirc Orpheus was after Paradox took over and they weren't sure what to do. It's sort of like an attempt to make the Wraith setting more playable which sort was a half and half in terms of success. Wraith is fundamentally too baked into its themes, settings, and mechanics.
>>97391621>stop being a fag and go suck your floor's dick
>>97391621
>>97392420this is why there will never be a Wraith 5, also they don't want to pay Mark
>>97391621>>97393452Woo woo!
Have any of you ran your players through the Theater Kid Wood Chipper? How many of them tried to stick something in Acererak's mouth?
>>97374144Everyone who answered before me is wrong.The original reason was Gygax's group had become so powerful and munchkiny that they smugly told him nothing he could do would challenge them anymore."Bet."He made the Tomb of Horrors just to fuck them over, specifically players who think they have enough power to just faceroll everything. It kills you by getting past your HP, features. If you get 8d6 damage by a boulder you can live if you have tons of HP. But if you get teleported into the sun, it's over. You need to start using your brain again.AFTER THAT, they started using it as a tournament module to see if other players could be just as smart.
>>97391851I haven't told them anything, they're going in completely blind.The only thing they do know is that it is horrendously dangerous, but in a different way to Tomb.If they manage to get through and still want more punishment, the next one is Throne of Bloodstone.
>>97392270How do you play in a module after having run it?
>>97392326Were they retarded? The DM isn't bound by rules.
>>97394254Otherway around. People who played in it wanted to run it or possibly wanted to see how they could have won.
Pathfinder Card Game 3rd WHEN Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97177684/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3/pacg/ (Pathfinder Adventure Card Game) link repository: https://pastebin.com/wsNmzCMR>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<>tq: How do you read about updates for the game? Do you read the source material or just let some e-celeb yawn on about whatever garbage they want to spin?
any good patreons with environment art for games?
Downloaded the foundry modules for season of ghosts through the trove, but upon opening them foundry throws a renderer error. Anyone have any experience on how to fix this? Am on latest stable version of foundry & pf2e
>>97308187nirmathas is the most appealing one to me by a mileso of course other people dont care about itle sigh, I am forever cursed to live on shithead normie planet
>>97364304>>97364310>>97364316>>97364330how are all 2e versions downgrades
>>97393995Geez, no clue here how the oft lauded art of WAR (giggle) and Pathfinder 1e managed to slide downhill...
How would you humanize enemy mooks even if the players have to put them down at the end of day? How do you make it so that players leaving piles of corpses in their wake is not a trivial matter?
>>97394037I prefer Robert E. Howard perspective, to be honest.
>>97384682Ew, a Jew.
>>97384268another stuffy DM high on his own farts who is annoyed his players are murder hobos (having fun) and are not treating his masterpiece story with the gravitas it demands.
>>97394056NTA. but you wanted someone to argue about an opinion?Are you underage?
>>97394190You might enjoy Heinlein and Burroughs, if you don't already.
Moon edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Pigs eat slop.
Domestic swine regularly consume a semi-liquid alimentary mixture made from assorted refuse.
