Hey /tg/ I have a problem. One of my players is a genuine incel. He's 27 and I'm pretty sure he's never had sex. He definitely hasn't gotten laid in a while. He's not really ugly just kinda weird and awkward. I feel bad for him. But he is taking his extreme thirst out in the game. >every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?">he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) >you can just tell how excited he is talking about how there should be a dozen villages between these two cities on the map, like he is stopping just short of talking about how many nubile virgin farm girls are there for his fighter to fuckWe tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch. So....any advice? Its not worth ruining the game over by kicking him, and nothing is so blatant to be a clear social violation, but the dude is just oozing incel energy and I feel like I should subtly suggest to the DM something that will set his head on straight, and possibly help cure his mindset. Any ideas?
>>97835613>And I'm asking for an in-game way to humble himThe girl he sleeps with becomes pregnant and begins talking wedding.
>>97833928>Also his character is too important to the story to kick himstoryshitters are subhumans
>>97833928Bait used to be believable
>>97833928>Any ideas?Fuck him. If his problem is that he hasn't had sex, then you fuck him.
>>97833928This....never actually happened, did it Homer
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>>97837588Each deck has a separate MMR, then you have a baseline profile MMR
>>97837508i converted 100 play-ins into 16k (shuffler + matchmaking after 2 7-0 entries)aka each free play-in was worth 160 gemmies>represent /mtgag/ heheif i ever get interviewed i'll make sure to tell them i got where i am cause of the brasilian premodern communityenjoy your drafts
Why the actual fuck there isn't ranked for brawl?
>>97815087I’ve never wanted to collect a set but I could easily. You can even buy the complete current set from a trade bot ready for redemption any timeI can also sell my cards back for money and get paid on PayPal but tell me how those gems for arena cards works Wait they’re player locked? In the ORIGINAL trading card game?
>>97825498Yes smothering tithe is almost the white equivalent to rhystic study, which determining whether to include it in any deck that is capable of running it, is an IQ test.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #601"The new face of Handtraps" EditionPrevious thread: >>97788606Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835674>Runs exactly 1 copy of Monster Reborn in her deck>competitive duelistJust admit you want to have sex with her.
>>97819021>>97831877Which of these 49 cards can support a Blue-Eyes Dragon archetype?
>>97835686y?
>>97836629>>97836944>>97837204Mai Valentine was a great duelist but she didn't reach her full potential that's the reason why she allowed the Seal of Orichalcos to possess her! We need a Yu-Gi-Oh! Bonds Beyond Time remake movie where she uses the Dark Simorgh archetype and teams up with Kaiba's Fang of Critias in a duel where her opponents will be Thor, Lord of the Aesir and Red Dragon Archfiend Assault Mode
>rarity collection sets reprint cards in every rarity out there (even the TCG exclusive platinum rare), EXCEPT for the one i like, prismatic secretJust fuck my shit up.
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835018>Solars being first out the gate has always been to their detriment each edition.That's because if you use anyone else as the baseline, the Solars become a nothing burger. Hey, here's a bunch of roided-up DBs that haven't done jack shit in several thousand years and have been obliterated before at the height of their power.
>>97837808Considering early 1e material, it is the other way around; the devs feared that their fantasy not!WoD wouldn't sell, so they created the Solars to bait a bigger audience to their "woe-is-me self-wanking feast".And history demonstrated that the WoD-lite splat are a worse introduction point.So by this logic, "Solars last" would have the same reaction to Infernals, with fans of DBs/Sidereals/Abyssals complaining about them stealing the spotlight.
>>97838002Difference is Solars are supposed to steal the spotlight, that's their whole thing
>>97838010The issue is that they will actually steal the spotlight, instead of serving as a bait for the secret hidden masters.WoD-lite fans already seethe with Solars as is, with Solars truly as "the rock that smash the statue of ages", they would genuinely end up in the suicide watch.
>>97837655The developers declaring that core was perfect in every way and did not require errata was truly the greatest act of human hubris since the Tower of Babel itself.
/bgg/ Board Games GeneralPrevious thread: >>97771950Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8*NEWISH* survey results:https://pastebin.com/scAkFdTv>what's your favorite abstract game?>what game from your collection would you say are you the best at?>dice or fixed values for combat resolution?
>>97832942The first expansion makes it substantially better but the core disconnect between your possibilities and money just makes it so unpleasant compared to Race
do you think he designed the whole game in mspaint?
>>97837005Nta but what I disliked was that it simply isn't race. It's a perfectly fine game I never want to play. You aren't holding a hand chock full of possibilities but have a kind of frustrating "to do" stack everyone can see. Now I'm all for chunky cardboard but drawing from the bag for some reason feels quite cumbersome here, it doesn't mix well and always feels like the pacing bottleneck, the only thing you really have to wait for. Didn't feel like rftgs great mix of strategic and tactical play but rather like just built the least bad development/planet you can from this meager pool.
>>97825383>what's your favorite abstract game?Riichi Mahjong>what game from your collection would you say are you the best at?Riichi Mahjong>dice or fixed values for combat resolution?I've not played many games with combat, but I've definitely not enjoyed dice combat much. Rolling isn't interesting to me. I'd rather do something like managing a concrete combat resource.>>97833101>>97834314These sound really cool, noting that down. Thanks anons
Am I retarded or is Coffee a bit TOO convoluted in FCM?
What kinds of things do you serve your players when they attend game night?
Coca Cola
>>97838311A knuckle sandwich.
>>97838311A little bit of chicken fried
>>97838311Didn't their mama's feed them before they came over, this ain't no soup kitchen.
>>97838311let them eat milliput
Post cheesecake itt. Beefcake also welcome!Keep it sfw.
>>97833963she has nice eyes
>>97752133Based man!!
>>97837767I don't have the first idea why, but I love this image so much. It basically *defines* "pagan spellcaster" to me. I wish I could get it on canvas and frame it.
Fractal edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97838650I already am
>>97836588Admirable! I'm slowly finishing a cube of similar power level (likely a bit weaker). I'm using less gold cards than you, just 2 per pair. Your amount is probably ok if your intention is to make the archetypes very obvious, though it might lead to more splashing than you intended. If I have to change something about yours, I'd find a way to cram more 1-drop dudes into red.>And what's your P1P1?Swords to Plowshares
I like asymmetry in cycles, but why do Trading Post and Excavations specify that your fodder land needs to be untapped while the others don't?
>>97836588plow and it's not particularly close.only other picks I would even look at are primal might and man-o-war>>97838705because they tap for 2 by default and the others tap for 1
>>97838716Oh I missed that on Trading Post. Whoops
With their Primarch.The Imperial Fists know about it now.They have called for the Last Wall protocol.Fight! Fight! Fight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41HaK7I7X-M
>>97832609The Iron Tard is a lolcow from a while ago.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/94972218/#94974633
Ugh. Havent fists been wanked enough in heresy already? And now we get even more banana marines, and two more autistic primarchs. At least perty is cool i guess
>>97832595>to not only GW developing actually usable yellow paint but also competitors to Citadel paints doing the samea man can dream, anon. A man can dream
explain to me how the imperium isn't completely cooked
So who are your favorite waifus in DnD?
>>97833586She'd look fantastic spitroated by BBC imported from the Hepmonaland or the Jungles of Chult.
>>97833593Anyone who thinks that is old is clearly some zoomoid
>>97833566It was really hard for me to pick between Jester or Shadowheart for the Cleric.>>97833188I've actually never heard of this character before.Also I personally had to pick Iggwilv because I love sexy mischievous witches.
>>97831966>>97834382
>>97834382Based. BBC is the best.
Does anyone have experience on running two systems simultaneously? I want to inject dungeon crawls with investigative mysteries and the prospect of characters going insane. I figured CoC and D&D would be a good place to start, because I want to move toward a bigger idea I had but need practice.
>>97830819I've done exactly what you're talking about in GURPS and it worked beautifully. Also, since CoC is a BRP system, you should look to something like Mythras to integrate dungeon crawling into your game.Basically, D&D doesn't belong here.>Not everything has to be D&D. It's not appropriate for many, many types if games. Broaden your horizons.
>>97830819I ran a game based on the Persona videogames a while back. I used Kids on Bikes to simulate the investigations and free time in reality, letting my players do side stuff to get temporary buffs to their D&D characters. Then once they had discovered the next target/dungeon We switched to D&D where their characters were their Personas and they ran through the dungeon. It ended up being every other week we would switch systems; a week investigating, a week dungeoning. It worked well enough, but I'm sure there's another singular system that could do it both without the need to homebrew so much. I think I would try to stick to one system in the future though. In your case, Maybe something like Arkham Horror RPG covers both the combat and investigation better than the two systems separated.
>>97830819> SimultaneouslyNo. But I have homebrewed a system that's a mix of two. And I have had a game where two different core mechanics were used alternatively.What you describe seems to be the first one. What I would do is find a core system that does what you want your heroes to do most of the time. Kill monsters, open trapped doors, etc. Make sure it needs the least alterations possible, so if you are going to go the Eldritch Horrors' way, no DnD/PF/DH for a game in the 1950s. For a game more like Darkest Dungeon, you go full steam ahead.Then, you find a game that does the mechanics you wanna tack on it the best, and do just that. IDEALLY, for the sake of consistency, you try to blend the two.So let's say you want a Darkest Dungeon game, you may want convert PF 1st to introduce CoC elements, you should use CoC horrors and Sanity, but instead of having a Sanity stat, you could alter Wisdom to serve there.What you could do is multiply a character's Wisdom Score by 5% to obtain a Sanity score that should range from 40% (nat 8) to 90% (nat 18). When a character takes Sanity damage, for each 5% hit, the character takes 1 Wisdom damage that can only be healed with downtime, exactly like the CoC rules tell you. When a character takes X hits, it can receive temporary insanity the same way. And learning Eldritch (or even just Arcane) spells erodes one's sanity.
>>97830819Are you stupid or something? You're just talking about mixing two different genres or styles of play, you're not talking about two different game systems. Unless you are literally talking about merging those two game systems in which case I think you're fucking stupid
Just want to talk about some things d&d-wise without being tied to an edition. I had a 13/13 F/M Grey Elf Bladesinger that has this spell that was taking down monsters and PCs ten levels higher than him. I'll post some more spells. This book is AD&D PLAYER'S OPTION: Spells & Magic
Critical spell effects for acid spells
>>97837666Trim your fucking nails you ghoulish subhuman
>>97838634Have you seen the state of this board? No one should be overly upset about my piddly little thread that will sage itself into non-existence in two days.
>>97838663No
>>97838669I have always liked the spell critical tables in theory but in practice I fucking hate making magic users any more powerful
I bring with me a story, a story I must re-type because 4chan fucked my post in my dealing with IP range bs! Long ago, 16 years and a couple days ago, an anon made a small game called Wizard Battle and posted it to /tg/. Last year, someone on a discord server I'm in told me of the game and told me to do something with it. As such, I've cleaned the game up a bit in some parts, and filled it up in others. Since the original game was posted originally as a thread, I thought I would bring things around full circle.>but anon the amateur game design thread is 8 pages down the hall!Too bad, I already posted an earlier version of this in a game design thread.The game: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hm4bLdzsX4bzYMxgs-N1fnCNVDUwKKXxwxqD9eddqdkThe original: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2010/8941465/
Based anon, will check it out, have a bump before going to bed
>>97836678This is absolutely fucking based
30-50 Feral Ogryns editionPrevious Heresy: >>97802085>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97838451>Armoured CeramiteLet it go, anon. The accident was not your fault u.u
>>97835790Investigate?
>>97838314>straight up unmodified 40k land speedersThose are around in 30k nigger, the rules don't even specify the land speeders as proteus in any edition but 2nd
>>97838620
>>97838632>'later model'implicit schizo imperial misinfovisions is basically one of the two sole primary sources concerning the horus heresy, the other being in-situ sepia graphics of models strewn across various books
Anyone in this godforsaken board playing in groups where power creep is not a factor? For example one person giving preconstructed decks to all other players at the table, or playing with self-made jumpstart or Wizard's Tower decks etc.
>>97830630No I don't have them anywhere online, but they were basically the meta some years ago tweaked a little bit for balance and cost.If you want to do something similar I'd recommend just making a meta you liked (or think you'd like).
>>97830123>preconstructed decksIt struck me that Arena's Starter Deck queue is unironically one of the best ways to play Magic (sometimes, not now) and I'd love it if people took the idea seriously. Trying to curate the best standard environment ever with like 8 viable decks that are relatively balanced against one another, and then let players customize their sideboards. You can make constant balance adjustments by just adjusting the card pool, instead of hamstringing yourself with the restriction that cards can't be removed unless they're totally egregious because it makes people lose confidence in the gacha game.
>>97830123Draft. All other froms of mtg are trash. At least with draft you can win and sell rare+ pulls to buy a better game.
>>97833367>online
>>97830123cubes, pre modern, or a budget cap.those are the ways.
