Recently I found some Humanity Fuck Yeah YouTube videos that use AI voice narration on my feed. After using them as background noise while cleaning my apartment I found that that most of them are more or less the same. Humans are the only ones who know how to fight/love sex/survive/etc. How can we save the genre or reinvent it so it isn't so stale?
>>97834251Just and unjust are subjective. Human survival isn't.>>but the corporation was lying!!!!!No they weren't.>>97834950Don't care. I would happily oversee the genocide of every last single otherkin bait Navi if it means that the human species continues to survive. And I see no reason to respect their "god" or their homes when continued human survival is on the line.
>>97821566HFY is intrinsically gay because you're fighting imaginary enemies and making them unable to match humans in something humans consider mundane.>Wow humans have epic enduranceWhy are these aliens a bunch of asthmatic dweebs?>Wow humans are so ruthless and determined and willing to sacrifice their livesWhy are these aliens all such pussies?>Wow humans are so tough, they can drink and eat poison and have tough immune systemsWhy are these aliens such sickly nerds who are allergic to everything?
>>97823368I actually kind of liked the nature of predators because humanity's strengths weren't intrinsic>Why was the federation shit at war? They were so pathologically afraid of predators as a concept that they bred and culturally indoctrinated out all ideas of aggression from their culture.>Why were the Auxur so bad at war compared to humans? They spent their entire recent history just constantly beating down on a federation of pussies and got sloppyThere is a bit of HFY cringe with the "le persistence hunters" thing and humanity just walking off massive fucking losses like it's nothing and continually rebuilding fleets from nowhere but the core concept is pretty decent.
>>97834233>You are NOT ALLOWED in MY safe space!
I just wished all this energy against HFY was put into anons supporting games/stories that are not forcing humans all the time
Thread #012 Degenerate EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97733980Previous Thread>>97621954Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832859Aaaaaand this is why I don't pay prophecy any mind. Younpay too.much attention and YOU make it happen. Or drive yourself insane. You don't pay enough attention and it makes no sense until somebody eventually gets aroubd to convincing you it was about that thing that happened last week. Train. Drink Blood. Rip the heads off cammy licks. And never forget: Tomorrow never comes.
>>97833295Do you always talk about who's coming and at what time?
>>97832771>Honestly I don't know much about Asian fashion. My family has lived in Ontario for decades. Still does. I made the mistake of checking.>Egh, rambling- Like the Kimono more I think for casual wear and stuff.I have a strong suspicion that what you found were mostly simple, classic colors and designs. A friend from the Della Passaglia family sent me this picture and I just had to add a modern lace and satin áo dài to my wardrobe. I wouldn't call it casual, sure, but it's far more comfortable than it looks.Of course, I see nothing wrong with preferring the kimono, in fact, I'll bring some of mine to April Fourth in Venice later for myself - and for the most curious in the family.
>>97833857...Did you just call me a slut? I'll have you know that while Bleu is like a snake and can unhinge her jaw, I'm like a pitbull; I can lock mine. I don't let go until I've sucked my prey dry.
Travel log #10 [ Albuquerque, New Mexico ]-[*6/10]>>>>>Pros> Little in the way of Populace for a big city outside of a single Anarch Gang that keeps up security. Don't even have a baron.> Most of the Loupines are significantly less aggressive than what you'd find up north. Disconcertingly cunning though.> Still not one for the desert and scrub, but, it is really gorgeous.>>>>>Cons> There is some fucking nightmare shit out here. The kind of thing that makes Tzims seem quaint. > Limited population means a fuck up will be very visible.> The locals will vanish any rivals who disrupt the status quo. Belated report but when I was driving I had other things on my mind. This is a decent place. But I'm not joking with some of the shit I got out of the Cat, to the point I just let her have my tech. Things far beyond our ken. For myself I'll admit I'd have people to fall back on. For the rest of you? Not so much unless your full Anarch. This outfit is probably better at their job than Cali and Texas put together. Helps that Sect fighting has better targets to die over than the ABQ of all things.
“The strength of a wizard isn’t in how much magic they can muster, but how effective their magic is in effect”What’s more powerful? The wizard who can blow up planets or the wizard who can control one (1) mind without any defence against it?
>>97764591Depends on the situation.
>>97764591>fucking Reformists are at it againIt's about how much mana the wizard can control.Anyone can be taught how to cast a specific spell (given enough time), but the amount of energy you can manipulate as a conduit without exploding is set in stone (without the use of external factors such as artifacts or self-adjusting rituals).Yes, your mind wizard can just take control of the planet explosion wizard, but if the later has a higher mana capacity, then eventually he could be taught how to control the minds of a thousand wizards.
>>97764591Unless that one mind you control has absolute control of planets and their people, I'd go with planet destroying power. You can at least threaten people into submission. Imagine trying to defeat an army by just controlling a single mind. Unless we get to some bullshit anime strategy of controlling billions of minds, one after another for a fraction of a second at a time to at least hinder their ability to stand against you.>>97767073What if his buddy shows up?
>>97764591Oh shit it’s fat Kevin
>>97833195I can’t find that comic anymore.
Anyone got any better than this D&D now vs then comparison pics, especially for art style?Seeing the new MTG set look so incredibly gay and full of mediocre modern digital fantasy art is quite sad.
>>97834183The fact this happened even once is already enough to complain forever, or at least until a scapegoat suffers to appease the mad god.
>>97834188but you do realize that spamming the same ragebait even 2+ years later will make people see you as annoying spergs, yes? By repeating the same shit over and over and over again, you are alienating people to your cause by pissing them off
>>97833750They have tattoos of eachothers beards
>>97834029>What else were we supposed to do?Attack the community by any means necessary while remaining within the bounds of legality. How do you think the civil rights movement accomplished things?
>>97833886Yes, even back in 2014 you were a retarded nogames faggot.
Elves in trouble editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:Do your elves get in trouble a lot? How?Previous >>97741661
>>97835513No one can comprehend the mind of the noldorfag. Not even the noldorfag.
>>97835524I mean considering that is what he seethes about the most, makes no sense that he spammed a normal general elf thread over one that was actually about human/elf mixing.
>>97835533There was at least one person sperging in that thread. Him or the 2.0 version, it's hard to tell. Either way, don't try to reason with that level of autism. That way lies only madness.
>>97835559That guy to be fair was the 40K Eldar lorefag, not the Noldorfag. He stopped after an anon talked him down nicely.Noldorfag on the other hand can't be stopped.
>>97835569He admitted he was only there to troll. >>97784057I do what I can to report both of them, but the jannies are largely useless around here.
30-50 Feral Ogryns editionPrevious Heresy: >>97802085>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835434Only thing I like on the new models is the slimmer sentinel blades, but even they're a little fucked because there sword blade is partially blocking the gun muzzles.
>>97835501Thank you!
>>97835483needs a little more love on all fronts mangnamely being really meticulous about cleaning up every last mold line possible and actually attending to all detail like soft black undersuit joints and brassy casings in the magazines and maybe some color on the bolter scope lenses and suchneeds moar dark wash all over too to pick out all the recesses nicely
Hmm, my word bearers 3k list is almost done, just 480 points to go...I could fill it easily with 2 plasma tactical support squads in rhinos...or I could paint 6 of my plasma Bombard saturnine and 1 rhino, which would be more fun but probably less useful
>>97835531>namely being really meticulous about cleaning up every last mold line possibleI did, those are knife marks you can't see in person.>detail like soft black undersuit joints I did, its covered in pigment powder.
Pigheaded Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/They used to be split between the website and the discord, but no more. For posterity's sake, the old mega will still be kept active even if it's unlikely to need updating: https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQ>third party sources for making trenchers:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97833226>>97832636>>97832536Foidwhipped retards.
>>97813785 >>97832536>>97832636>>97833226Children are nothing but a scam created by women to trap, exploit and abuse men.
>>97821407Bro...
Been gone for a week any news from adepticon?anything happen in the thread aside from the usual spergs
>>97831402As one of those players and probably the only tourneyfag here this general is more poisoned than even AoS right now it's hard to have a conversation about your doods when three quarters of the thread are spergs.Speaking of stories>Playing HL>GL trooper promotes>war stories on my protest so 2xp per game>gets ranged proficiency>make him legionnaire so now he's +2 ranged>have him rolling ranged and melee so that he can get strength of Samson>next promo pistol skills or patron guess I'll give him sadistic that's a great pick up>next promotion ranged prof or melee prof, well I guess that's just how the dice roll some days so melee it is>next promotion before the last game of the event ranged prof or close quarters combat>fuck it, buy him a hellblade and an automatic rifle>proceeds to kill 3 guys before going out of action because no armor turn 2He was a good man and truly wanted to be in the thick of it. Leftenant Samiel did good work for the lords of hell he'll be rewarded upon passing onto them
Disc 1 Final Boss editionPrevious >>97787403>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835188>not really liking LiberatorWild take for a guy who plays Card Games.
>>97835399shoto/ptero makes it really boring imo, all other characters are better
>>97835409Winr exists so your statement is incorrect but I don't really see the issue with Shoto. His character arc from shitter to world champion was absolutely earned.Though I will agree that Liberator has cooler side characters.
>>97835399I hate Liberator because longstrip/webcomic is a shit format.
>>97835451This. Put me off immediately.
Post art, stories, fanfics, minis, animations any OC you like depicting this pairing.No seethers.
>>97783159This is cute and there should be more of it. I'm going to commission some.
>>97829901>Babies can be born with hair.BULLSHIT! HAIR IS A TOOL OF THE FASCIST IMPERIUM!
>>97807871That show was the best.
>289 replies>ctrl+f "Macha">0 resultsFor shame /tg/.
>>97784073He doesn't want you to go somewhere else. He just wants to bitch and moan and whine and sperg.
I'll start>D&D 5E is a heroic fantasy game (I didn't say good), trying to do anything else should have you using a different system.
>>97834934The Basic Rules 5e PDF is superior to the full books and rules for that edition of the game. It's a fully playable game. It's easy to learn. The only thing in the PHB is a bunch of retarded character options when you level up. Shit that shouldn't be in the game in the first place. The DM can make up, steal, or download infinite magic items, monsters, or anything else. Holy shit I feel like half you guys are retards without a creative bone in your body. Or illiterate.
>>97835369... this is the best you can pull? Seriously?
>>97835312I feel like you learned one rhetorical device and decided that was all you need.This isn't just about what's a mechanically good game. Yes if it was all about that people would just play a limited number of centuries to millenia old games. But that's a narrow idea of what a game is and what can make it good. People didn't start doing all this shit for no reason. They did it because every genre of more modern board game, card game, miniature game etc. has particular qualities that make it unlike other games in positive ways rather than just negative ones. This doubly so goes for games with a huge hobby aspect-its not a disadvantage that you have to build and paint your game pieces. That's part of the draw for most people. The Dnd point is extra tenuous because any experience playing as a kid underlines why an rpg framework is important to that experience. Because everybody remembers getting in a loop of "well I have a faster gun so you die". "Well I have a gun that shoots bullets back in time so you die". "Well I'm wearing armour that makes me immune to bullets". People who say they're exclusively interested in the quality of gameplay are baffling at this stage in /tg/ spheres. On the one hand they could just stick with highly abstract classic games, on the other hand they could get into competitive video games. Instead they hang around an orbit of hobbies where clearly gameplay is just one part of it and where their gameplay will be, obviously, much less refined and elegant than other easily available games, and in which that gameplay is watered down by hobby, creative, imaginative and aesthetic dimensions that are an integral part of their appeal to most people who engage in them.
>>97833562>>97829324The trolls are starving. (If you want me to feed you, define "roleplaying")>>97833672The decision to include that bit was to add even more "mechanics speak" at the table. It's not an endorsement of the mechanic.
>>97833615I think you have to prepare some things. Folks like discovery and learning about the world they are imagining. If you are improvising every detail it can become a little unsatisfying. I do absolutely agree with you that prepping "situations" rather than "plots" is meaningful. That, and letting whatever story is being told change based on the actions of the characters. Like many things in life, it ends up being a moderation of improv and planning.>>97835150>>97835186NTA. I think there's merit to preparing some things that players can choose to interact with or not. Secrets about the world for players to discover (or not). As well as preparing - in advance- for what characters encounter based on their prior actions. I agree that preparing an expected outcome or limiting the player choice to solving any given problem is bad GMing.
Now that the dust has settled, is it the D&D killer it was hyped up to be?
>>97830779Demon Lord (essential 1e) is unapologetic in how it wants to make the world an irredeemable hellscape, and there is some scat related stuff in it to push this concept. Weird Wizard (essentially 2nd Edition to Demon Lord) files alot of the overtly over the top stuff and keeps it grounded to a more neutral fantasy that can be shifted darker or lighter as you see fit. The core rules are also largely better than Demon Lord as well, just not as much content simply due to being the newer game.
>>97828410What actually makes it different from typical D&D fare? I've heard a lot of good things, but seeing yet another d20 fantasy game made my eyes glaze over.
>>97832339I don't know about Weird Wizard but do know Demon Lord. Here's some of the differences that improve the game >You gain a level after each adventure.>Max level is 10>Previous two points make for short campaigns so it piss easy to actually finish a complete campaign>Your stat modifier is your ability score minus 10, so a 12 in strength would be a +2 and an 8 would be -2>All trait checks are a flat 10 to pass>Game uses boons and banes mechanic which are situational modifiers. Each boon/bane adds a d6 to your trait check. Boons and banes cancel each other out.>If you roll multiple boons, you take the highest value and add it to your d20 plus trait modifier to beat the TN of 10. Same with banes but you subtract the highest d6 from your roll.>There is no initiative roll. Players act in whatever order they want then enemies unless surprised.>Rounds of combat are broken down in Fast and Slow round. Fast goes first you can move OR take an action, then enemies have their fast round. Then Slow rounds happen where you can move AND take an action. Then enemies get their slow round. You cannot take a Fast and Slow turn in a round, it's one or the other.>All damage is d6 based. >Character builds determine damage not equipment.>Game starts lethal and stays lethal
>>97820448Not really. In a way I think D&D is the best TTRPG for being a filter of the trend chasers and who actually are genuinely in the hobby. Same with Warhammer for wargaming.
>>97820448Nope. Where it does things differently, it's underbaked. Where it mirrors 5e, it's shallow. It feels built by committee from a group of people who liked some ideas but, somehow wanted to make them worse.For example:>I like the idea of a success/fail mechanic that includes a different axis such as advantage/disadvantage. >But rather than make it follow rationally from difficulty and character skill (such as Genesys) let's make the likelihood of good/bad complication be entirely 50/50 and create a needless metacurrency>We like PbtA moves and GM turns>Let's tie GM actions to a random metacurrency>Accessories like reference cards are super popular among hobbyists >Let's design our game so that it's near mandatory to include tokens and cardsIt's also incredibly shallow. Power levels scale wildly and challenges are fairly trivial. If 5e is "high" fantasy, DH is "coked out"
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>>97835495Flesh.
>>97835505Is weak.
>>97835402The card option say 500 USD per month, not 5%.
This thread stinksMake a new one early
I love the taste of iron!
Urgh
I would actually prefer this /b/-tier spam like this over the disingenuous spam that sucked the life out of this board. It's more honest.
>>97835060It's also just a bit of fun.
>>97835060>>97835112it's only fun because it's become somewhat, if we had threads like this every day they would suck.
>>97835240Absolutely. Quickest way to spoil a pleasure is to overindulge.
>>97744981>You die:(
Anybody on /tg/ collect Gunpla? I'm trying to get playtester impressions on a homebrew wargame I'm working on, and the handful of people I have testing it aren't providing meaningful feedback fast enough. Homebrew wargames thread too, I suppose.
Splinter editionPrevious: >>97708621>News & RemindersFood Chain is banned in HistoricArena Direct Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles March 27-29; win up to two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Play boxeshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-march-23-2026>Secrets of Strixhaven Spoilershttps://scryfall.com/sets/sos?order=spoiled>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97833202Half right, if you're high IQ you already quit playing MtG
What's a good deck I can make for ranked brawl without needing to spend any rare wildcards?
>1-3 and 2-3 in drafts i drafted sally prideis it hell queue or is forcing wb a dumb idea or what? i had decent decks but just got btfo
>>97833558SanarCoinflip kinoEither you win on turn 5 or you lose on turn 5I queue roughly 30/40 Sanar games every day while jacking off, and am closeish to Mythic
>>97834678Forcing colors is rarely a good idea, unless your colors are so absurdly powerful that you can win with scraps. But also it's just variance, it's not like you drew sally every game.