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>>97833643I am sexually attracted to artillery barrages and warships so yes I think I wouldn't be able to resist getting to combine both by blowing up shitters with my superior firepower
>>97833933>I am sexually attracted to artillery barrages and warshipsThis anon jerks off to Azur Lane
>>97833643Yes. I don't like any of the guardians of the galaxy choices though (and they cheaped out by making lifespan reward incompatible with the aura of light), so I have to choose the forces of dankness.
>>97834239>and they cheaped out by making lifespan reward incompatible with the aura of light? It says you keep aura of light, it's your other powers you have to give up
>>97834463I misremembered, but that sucks too.
Hey /tg/ I have a problem. One of my players is a genuine incel. He's 27 and I'm pretty sure he's never had sex. He definitely hasn't gotten laid in a while. He's not really ugly just kinda weird and awkward. I feel bad for him. But he is taking his extreme thirst out in the game. >every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?">he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) >you can just tell how excited he is talking about how there should be a dozen villages between these two cities on the map, like he is stopping just short of talking about how many nubile virgin farm girls are there for his fighter to fuckWe tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch. So....any advice? Its not worth ruining the game over by kicking him, and nothing is so blatant to be a clear social violation, but the dude is just oozing incel energy and I feel like I should subtly suggest to the DM something that will set his head on straight, and possibly help cure his mindset. Any ideas?
>>97833928>>every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?"If funny, haha. His character can pay for them.>>he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)Cool. Most characters will be well fed and nutritioned, so that's not an unreasonable stature.>>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.Remind him that you really don't fucking care about historic, this is a fantasy game.>>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to himTell him to masturbate before coming to games nights then.>>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) Migration and trade did exist, and unless lore says otherwise, will probably exist in this setting. Any big city will have multiple ethnicities to spy, don't be a fag who insists cities must be fully monoethnic.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97834174>We tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. It's not about being gay or faux-purity (we all wank). It's about sidetracking the plot with unnecessary horniness.Even in a dedicated erpg, where horniness is anticipated, sex scenes are a terrible idea because they derail the session and take up game time.Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch.Well that's your stupid idea. You can just cut him out and fudge still. If your game is as shitty as it seems to implicate itself to be, a bit of 'rolling with it' won't do anything too bad.Kill off his character. Fucking do it. Flip the script.
>>97833928>my player is... engaged with my worldbuilding and is interacting with the NPCsBuddy, if you consider that a problem player you have no idea how bad things can be. Tell him that you're not comfortable with the way he talks about sex all the time and that those themes aren't going to be something you want to go into at the table. If you're giving other players girlfriends and romantic side stories then, well, you've already made your bed and now you need to lie in it with him.I'm going to end this with some sanctimonious bs about how if he harasses anyone in real life in YOUR house where YOUR wife with lopsided tits lives then you BETTER kick his ass to the curb.
>>97833928>incel>not uglyjust rape him? problem solved
>>97833928> "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?"> says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him> too important to the storySkill issues.
What's the appeal of evil women?
>>97832971Sorry to hear you suck to be around anon hope you get better.
>>97832971I hope this is bait. I know where we are but god damn even my autistic ass has cultivated interest from the opposite sex. I still remember the one woman in the yellow sundress. I watched her nipples stiffen until you could see the outline through her dress. All I did was talk about dealing with issues in my teens and trying to work through them.
>>97815266Most PCs would also be considered evil by real-world moral standards.
>>97832971>he's never had a girl booty call him, no strings attachedSad!
>>97832971I lost my virginity because I mentioned to a girl who I worked with for my first job that her hair looked nice in a ponytail, because one of the few social skills I could remember was 'if you notice a girl has changed her appearance, say something'.Apparently she'd had a crush on me and thought i was cute - to this day I can only assume she was blind and had terrible taste, because a joke i used to tell was that i looked like i sold drugs to kids but didn,t because kids didn't have the cash - but never said anything because I had serious flat affect going on and she found me intimidating. My autistic mumbled compliment was all it took for her to get the confidence to ask if we could hang out, and I somehow fumbled my way into learning what carpet burn was. I got seriously lucky because I'd probably still be a virgin if not for her having terrible taste in men.I had little money to spare and didn't buy her presents or go out on dates, though I could and did cook. We just hung out, had fun and had a lot of sex. If that was a transactional relationship the transaction was 'I will give you company and sex and food, and in exchange please give me company, sex and an excuse to cook'.
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>>97828457>Zombicide/d/vdaeqD>>97828458>Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep adventure path>Cthulhu Mythos - Have you found it? adventure path/d/ZhlCh5>>97828523>Letters From The Dark/d/B9oPnM>>97828738>Tome of Endless Romance 3Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is there a FitD trove with different hacks?
Does anyone have a PDF copy of Lord of the Rings Roleplay Trials of Saruman?
>>97834450/d/qnAFPAll I have for Lotr 5e, Trials Of Saruman included. No idea if I´m missing anything
>>97834446someone asked this same question elsewhere, 2 days ago.here's the same answer/powderedbytheendif it is more recent, make a request.
/bgg/ Board Games GeneralPrevious thread: >>97771950Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8*NEWISH* survey results:https://pastebin.com/scAkFdTv>what's your favorite abstract game?>what game from your collection would you say are you the best at?>dice or fixed values for combat resolution?
>>97829260Some groups are just like that, went to one last week and they had stuff like Cranium set up
>>97829260>Ask a shop if they had Hansa Teutonica big box>"Yeah, that's a lot heavier than what we usually carry"This place also stocks Vital Lacerda games so I have no clue what the fuck that even meant.
>>97828161it's a light game. not as elegant as knizias, but only a bit harder to teach. you go fast by matching a bunch of symbols together from up to three cards from your hand, plus one from a shared crowd card. there are a number of suits with abilities like cornering, healing, and attacking. whenever you take an action in a suit you advance its skill marker. depending on the crowd's whims you have opportunities to advance the skill marker double. once the skill markers start landing in the bonus zones, your speed when you take those moves gets much much stronger. it turns a game of simple hand optimization into constant tough value judgements of when to prioritize upgrades over your current position. there's not a ton of player interaction, but the mind games around when to shield from attacks and using whips to maximum effect based on position do enough for mevery timeless vibe and plenty thematic for my tastes
Is 7th continent actually a good game or overhyped bullshit?And are there any good exploration games at all?
>>978344017th Continent is massively overrated for sure, since it's a product of a time when these types of games didn't exist. 7th Citadel is a significant step forward on the core design, and the best exploration game I've played yet.
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>>97833768>Jesus fuck the Goonhammer crew are a bunch of onions quaffing cuckolds.Well yeah that's kind of a prerequisite to give a fuck about a Blizzard game.
>>97827897You get Protoss titties, bellies, hips, butts and thighs.
>>97834294Adept tummy.....
>>97833768Coonhammer are parasitical secondaries to everything. You should ignore them. They regurgitate opinions from more qualified and learned individuals they find on thr internet, and oust themselves as basedbean extract slurpers with shit like this.
>>97830671Yeah, I wanted to run my own doods.Guess I'll just kitbash Raynor to make my own guy: Rim Jaynor, Dominion Lieutenant.
Pigheaded Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/They used to be split between the website and the discord, but no more. For posterity's sake, the old mega will still be kept active even if it's unlikely to need updating: https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQ>third party sources for making trenchers:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97821296Not enough armor-piercing, total positive modifier death. I also don't fuck with Grail's durability mechanic. I think the game should just include templates instead of the weird blast/flamethrower rules, but that's less a critique and more of a personal opinion. They should maybe rework sultanate entirely too, they play like a lesser version of heretic legion.
>>97828867Played a game today, he failed it four turns in a row. I still won the game but man it felt like shit. I wish more actions were like the Sniper Priest's aim where they get bonus dice. I feel like it should be maybe +1 dice. +2 feels like a "why is this risky I will never fail" but +1 is "you probably should but there's still a chance it won't work."
>>97834028If your playing Sultanate like HL, you're doing it wrong. Heretics are about having a moderate number of well-equipped units who thrive on status effect and elemental negation. IS are about an asymmetric force of specialists with the cannon or the bull as an anchor for war band composition.
>>97833226>>97832636>>97832536Foidwhipped retards.
>>97813785 >>97832536>>97832636>>97833226Children are nothing but a scam created by women to trap, exploit and abuse men.
I need a bratty thief girl.I won't elaborate.Please no AI
>tfw the character art i use is MS paint tiersucks to be me
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Trying Too Hard Edition>Previous>>97788480>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>5e Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832624It'll be a mess and I'm curious to see what they'll do. I'm sure they'll make everything worse. Imagine the retcons...
>>97834100>surely associated with the Eater-of-SoulsIIRC in woof cosmology a vampire's Beast was actually a literal shard of the Beast-of-War. Eater-of-Souls kinda does make more sense tho.
>>97834280This is a bit of an asspull on my part, but I think that might just be projection. The Garou look at the frenzy of a vampire and see Rage, so they ignorantly believe it comes from the same place. A Wight is not just a font of endless violence but a cruel and dangerously keen predator. If it knew how to commit diablerie before wassail it will do so if possible.
>>97834301>and see Rage*corrupted Rage
>>97818486>What head canons do you use at your games?All the myths are wrong.
>they didn't add alternate activation>again
>>97825122that isn't Gladius
>>97815788So let marines activate twice obviously. That becomes their niche
>>97826025there's no need for that. you want a tension between small elite reliable units and big awkward stupid ones.
>>97796373I think it is mandated as part of the 40k game's identity to not do alternate activation. Probably brand identity or something similar.I don't want to believe that this is GW being stubborn and/or incompetent with innovation.
>>97804502Agartha
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97833703>I have the following green flags:>>AutisticAs an Autist I have never been more confused.
>>97820120might be a standard in ACKS since I haven't read it but the growth time seems too quick? a baby needs at least a couple of years to be a toddler and if we are waiting for an adult than at least 14-15 to allow for reproduction.anyway Human herding will likely be very niche since raiding for humans or demanding tribute from a local settlement or even just ruling a town with an iron fist would be easier. it might be a thing in the underdark or otherwise very desolate lands.
>>97833895>using cellular automata procedures that could be rolled out by hand on pen and paperIf you're happy with something that takes forever to do by hand and generates something that looks wrong, sure, it can be done.
>>97834247NTA. I have multiple acquaintances with actual diagnosed autism that I play boardgames with. Admittedly I've never played D&D with them, but I would: They're considerate, low-drama people who are genuinely passionate about games and are pretty easy to get along with. Occasionally you might need to tell them some things explicitly when they don't get non-verbal communication, which I generally have little difficulty with. That one thing is not always ideal, but there's MUCH worse out there.Of course not all people with autism are like that, particularly the highly politicised ones, but it sounds like the Anon you replied to has a similar experience to mine.
>>97833692Because it's still a working retroclone.Also, currently there are no detailed rules for handling troops movement, military campaigns and so on without the DM handwaving them.>>97833038>kobolds are roughly the size of children so we release the wardog Good choice, the wardgog is a must at lower levels, especially against kobolds, goblins, morlok and similar.>the dog is bought down by the elite koboldsWhen we started, we had 2 wardogs in our group (plus a summoned skeleton one by the necromancer).>>97833703>Talks politics at all>Related to the above, complains about this or that being bad or problematic, or conversely spergs out over someone being different than them>Phone at table>Being a dick to another playerYeah, kick him.
Absolute Unit edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97834153Most people tend to forget that chaos armor is basically a mutaded armor. Warriors in Chaos Wastes mutate and their shit mutates with them, be it their armor or their horse. I mean, sure - some buy armor that already looks like a chaos armor, but is basically heavy armor. True chaos armor is armor that was twisted by energies of the warp. So - give enough time to a bretonnian knight on Chaos Wastes and he WILL look like a chaos warrior, even if he didn't buy anything from Karak Dum or chaos dwarfs (or just take from a fallen enemy).
>>97834144Love this mini. Gotta pick it up from warmonger's.
>>97834176Nah. Affair of the False Grail and the Red Pox are coming.
>>97834444Quads of truth confirm. Sound the clarion call, to Mousillon!
>>97834144That pose makes him look like he got his rags taken off
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>>97832239>>97832547Indeed.>“O, learn to read what silent love hath writ”
>page 6It's all Ogre.
>“Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.”
Post art, stories, fanfics, minis, animations any OC you like depicting this pairing.No seethers.
>>97808013Babies can be born with hair.
>>97782998Tragamional dites?
>>97783095AI generated spam image, but still funny
>>97783159This is cute and there should be more of it. I'm going to commission some.
>>97829901>Babies can be born with hair.BULLSHIT! HAIR IS A TOOL OF THE FASCIST IMPERIUM!
