Writing General: 'psychopomps' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>97133758And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97730227Sorry for the late answer. I know translators are pretty good these days, but imagine them having troubles with that. I deliberately use some oldish expressions and an orotund writing style.>>97722907Anyway. Part 2https://files.catbox.moe/uioiym.pdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/xlhn3n.epuband 3. https://files.catbox.moe/o5wxdt.pdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/tgkoc4.epubAlso, a better version of the part 1 pdf.https://files.catbox.moe/kjtecn.pdfFor anyone interested. Free stuff.
Post cheesecake itt. Beefcake also welcome!Keep it sfw.
>>97758357Meh, I think this image looks nice and it's thread appropriate. I think the rest of you should calm down a bit about this puckee person, yes he's annoying, yes he's a faggot who starts shitty threads, but this is genuinely on-topic for this particular thread, so the outrage is uncalled for.
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97834877>They chose here because it's easier to brigade and not get caught by stuff like making puppet accounts if everyone is anonymous.Nice projection, faggot. Go cry to the mods.
>>97834877>after being banned from RedditBASED BASED BASEDTOTAL BROSR VICTORY
Thoughts on Macuahuitl? I've been thinking of trying it but I can't find it in the troves so I want to know if it's worth taking the plunge for.
>>97837372it's in the osrchive
>>97835695If you email him, he'll put you on a mailing list of potential US customers to let us know when shipping here becomes viable again.
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>>97834724Would
by god we have done it... we have broke goldspan dragon
>>97837501>>97837520
Your top three sets of the post-MAT era?
>>97834724So this is gay and furry right? I don't see any tits on that fox thing. Well done wotc.
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>>97833011Ah, right. I think I was getting it mixed up with the rules where you used to be able to Overrun as part of a Charge as well. No attacks for the horse then, unless you manage to line up a shot where he does a ride-by on one player then ends up next to another one for the horse to attack/Bull Rush.
>>97829802>>97829802Those are a bit weak on the scale of Nymph's kiss or even the niche power of Lichloved.>what's the fey banger feat called?Nymph's Kiss it's unfortunately Exalted ad needs you to keep the relationship going (And Fey tend to be fickle with even the good ones pulling you into the occasional mean prank that might cost you your Exalted status)These are usually very powerful feats, Lichloved is fairly niche but strong in that niche, while Nymph's kiss is just mondo strong.Fey creatures regard you as though you were fey. You gain a +2 circumstance bonus on all Charisma-related checks, and a +1 bonus on all saving throws against spells and spell-like abilities. Starting with the level when you take this feat, you gain 1 extra skill point per level.Nice as a starter.I like the idea of a "Gotta fuck em all' playthough where there's a separate track without nonsex prereqs (And players possibly start with one or two) just to get crazy.
>>97833501>Those are a bit weakI was intentionally picking weak ones that a DM might be convinced to throw your way as a free feat for role playing in a standard game.If you want to have a 'Gotta fuck em all' game centered around the theme I would suggest that you don't pigeon hole every creature with an exact line of feats but come up with a generic system.I have one like that from a lewd themed game I planned out but never got to run.The gist was, some goddess blessed PCs as her champions and granted them an ability to copy aspects of the girls they slept with. For every creature of a given species one sleeps with, gets a cumulative +1% chance to copy one of their feats / abilities / skills at random. Once copied from a given species, can't copy anything more from them, have to look for others.The cost of this was that a PC who accepted being a champion of that goddess, couldn't get anything except class abilities by any other means, took massive penalties against any kind of seduction/mind control and monster girls could drain his magic abilities through sex. That last one was to intentionally sabotage spell caster classes, since in this game, martials couldn't make any proper builds.
>>97835083Entirely fair. My idea was to have em be powerful but to throw higher CRs at them.(System would be a bit of a restricted Gestalt too so they're already OP whis just helps even it out)
>>97833501>>97835083and yet there's no feat that a dragon or lich can take that lets them debase themselves to the point they'll fuck a human
Which D&D canon setting do you like most? Which one would you like to try out? >Blackmoor? More like, Blackwhore!>Greyhawk? More like, Gayhawk! >Mystara? More like, Fagstara!>The Conan universe? More like, the colonoscophy universe! >Dragonlance? Not worth giving a chance!\>Forgotten Realms? More like, forgettable realms!>Spelljammer? More like, go-to-Hell jammer!>Dark sun? More like, No Fun!>Al-Qadim? More like, All-Cocks-In-Him!>Planescape? I'd rather plan an escape!>Eberron? I like it, the creator is a creep though>Ravnica? More like, Ravnigga!>Exandria? More like, Retardia!>Theros? More like, Lameos!
>>97835522Going by the broader ideas of Eberron, it was always odd that the dragons weren't just mostly extinct aside from a handful. Or that they weren't capped out at 'young dragon' in terms of size and power, but made up for it with spellcasting and large quantities of magic items. That has them align more with the rest of the setting in terms of power. If it's really that important for them to be CR 24 and they're going to be isolationist anyway, then they should have the same problems as the loli pope and end up nerfed outside of their lairs and nerfed further outside of their continent. Then it's actually possible to identify why dragons never getting involved is so rare, because only the most powerful dragons can actually maintain enough power to reasonably disguise themselves and operate in a clandestine manner outside of their homeland. And it'd be incredibly risky for them because they could get offed by a random assassin. So many easy ways to address this and make dragons actually usable without raising too many questions.
>>97836914Yes, Keith Baker underutilizes the idea of "region-locked" (for lack of a better term) super-powerful beings. He already uses it for, say, the Undying Court of Aerenal, explaining why the Aereni never bothered to expand outwards into Khorvaire. He should have used the idea for Argonnessen, too.>If it's really that important for them to be CR 24Again:https://keith-baker.com/dm-arcane-arts/ (ctrl+f for "wild dragon")https://keith-baker.com/dm-arcane-arts/#comment-227298Here, Keith Baker unironically claims that a challenge 24 dragon in the 5e Monster Manual is just some wild dragon, not a proper wyrm of Argonnessen, who would be much more powerful. This is ridiculous to me, considering that the mightiest of the known daelkyr, Dyrrn, is also challenge 24.This is not even factoring in the greatwyrms.So by Keith logic, that CR 24 dragon is an untrained, feral scrub.
>>97837478Sounds like Baker is stuck in the 3e days when CR for powerful entities went up above 30 while in 5e CR 30 is the highest CR although to be fair, I remember the 5e 2014 Tarrasque being theoretically able to be whittled down and defeated by a bunch of flying archers with magic bows which is pretty dumb.
>>97836914>>97837478Part of the problem was that Argonnessen was intended to be one of the "Epic level" zones of Eberron during 3.X. Remember Eberron was supposed to be a setting that could hold a version of "everything" in D&D with in it which included the Epic stuff. This idea was lost in the 3e -> 4e and 4e -> 5e transitions.>Khorvaire - low to medium level adventures>Xen'drik - medium to high level adventures>Argonnessen - high to epic level adventures>Sarlona - low to high level adventures (psionic focused)>Khyber - medium to high level adventures>Deep Khyber - high to epic level adventuresIt was designed with an MMO expansion pack design loosely based on Everquest's expansion packs.
>>97805205>not gaycock Ngmi
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97834521I'm absolutely convinced, because the Exalts weren't written in parallel, that this was a combination of Holden and Morke future-proofing Solar Bureaucracy against unforeseen shenanigans that could unhinge the Ability set, and some degree of Holden's philosophy of Solar favoritism manifesting itself. I've found his pattern of going just slightly too far with Solars very consistent in his work from Ink Monkeys to ExWod. Can't argue that it's fun when you benefit from it though, and to be fair to the guy, Solars being first out the gate has always been to their detriment each edition.
>working on projects on Gdocs>Notification appears>"This document is above the character limit. You must delete content to continue editing."Pain peko
>>97837246Google docs has a character limit? Why am I not surprised I learned this fact in the Exalted thread
I just want good errata for Solars.
>>97837655
Repeat after me: MAKE. YOUR. POTIONS. IN. PILL. FORME!Pills are ancient, they predate Egypt! We made pills better in medieval Europe by putting them inside purified nontoxic silver to boost power, we don't do that anymore because it's too expensive.Whole reason why we take pills and don't drink medicine is because any medicine is just 0.1% active ingredients, putting it inside a pill is more efficient, making it a drink is wasteful.Realistically in DND, if potions were real, they'd kill adventurers, all over the Adventures Guild you'd see newspapers like:>SSS-rank barbarian killed in the Dungeon because drinking healpot takes too long!>LVL 99 thief killed in the Dungeon because he choked on manapot... it went down the wrong hole!>The Hero killed in the Dungeon because he tripped down stairs and broke all pots!Potions? Not even once! Pills are the right way.
>>97836335>>97837011Maybe a reduced or delayed effect in exchange for ease of use, like requiring a faster action type rather than a full one? It also takes up much less space and you don't have glass bottles with liquid sloshing around.
>>97836755Doesn't apply to healing
>>97837095Could have it so any effect triggers at the start of the character's next turn, so that even if it doesn't require a full action to consume, there is still some planning involved. Weighing less is also a potential aspect, although potions aren't exactly the heaviest thing anyway.
>>97836415Obsessed
>>97837304I don't think there's many cases where the volume/weight of potions actually becomes an issue, and it mainly would depend on the dose and size of the container anyway.
Disc 1 Final Boss editionPrevious >>97787403>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97836377What color is the complete opposite then?
>>97836553Compared to Yellow/Purple? It's gotta be Red Green. It's about big numbers, suspending so I can punch you in the face or Raid so I can punch your biggest thing in the face.
>>97836486There are a couple ways to do it. bt16 Pail 2 checks -> bt12 dragonmode 1 check -> ad fightermode 2 checks, so you've stripped all 5 security for 3 memory or less depending on your level 4s and tamers. So bt5 omni or bt20 omni X for the final check. You can also do 4-5 checks by using the starter dragon mode to play out your 4s, DNA into pail to swing 1-2 times more and go into another imperial.
>>97835022If he can get some kind of protection over him he'll be pretty good as evoing by effect is very common place now(trainings, promo TS rookies, Medusa egg etc). Issue is by himself most top ends are probably going to remove him before he can try and delete something. Hopefully Ceresmon grants boardwide "unaffected while suspended" or something like that.
Do you include American tipping culture in your games? I think it has RP potential like you can tip the barmaid quite a bit if you want to RP your character as generous or as wanting to act like a baller.
>>97837632Yes, because my game is by Americans for Americans and set in a faatasy world that feels more like 1970s America.Also,>In before seething schizo spam
I know guys IRL who would tip big if they had this barmaid as their server just because of how she looks.
Look what I can do!
>>97837632Stop posting this slop with your inane questions
Hey /tg/ I have a problem. One of my players is a genuine incel. He's 27 and I'm pretty sure he's never had sex. He definitely hasn't gotten laid in a while. He's not really ugly just kinda weird and awkward. I feel bad for him. But he is taking his extreme thirst out in the game. >every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?">he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) >you can just tell how excited he is talking about how there should be a dozen villages between these two cities on the map, like he is stopping just short of talking about how many nubile virgin farm girls are there for his fighter to fuckWe tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch. So....any advice? Its not worth ruining the game over by kicking him, and nothing is so blatant to be a clear social violation, but the dude is just oozing incel energy and I feel like I should subtly suggest to the DM something that will set his head on straight, and possibly help cure his mindset. Any ideas?
>>97833928Are you fucking gay or something
>>97835613>And I'm asking for an in-game way to humble himThe girl he sleeps with becomes pregnant and begins talking wedding.
>>97833928>Also his character is too important to the story to kick himstoryshitters are subhumans
>>97833928Bait used to be believable
>>97833928>Any ideas?Fuck him. If his problem is that he hasn't had sex, then you fuck him.
Just want to talk about some things d&d-wise without being tied to an edition. I had a 13/13 F/M Grey Elf Bladesinger that has this spell that was taking down monsters and PCs ten levels higher than him. I'll post some more spells. This book is AD&D PLAYER'S OPTION: Spells & Magic
TOOOOOOOT Edition>Previously, in the Mortal Realms>>97828345>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97837408Grail Knights, Stormcast and Space Marines are all the same archetype with Gilles le Breton being the Godking/Emperor of fantasy who returns after getting elf pussy and Landiun was the Horus who betrayed him and the other 12 questing lords.
>>97837427Go back to /40k/
>>97835335It's just another nail of disappointment. 3rd edition was around half-decent and half-awful, and everything since has been a steady decline with occasional good releases to soften the blow. The whole 3rd edition main-story getting derailed because they decided to squat the primary antagonist army (BoC) is still so baffling, but not THAT surprising with this shitty company. And ofcourse now the whole setting is just being further fucked with with new edition on top of my favorite faction being completely unrecognizable from where it started.
>>97837434Why don't you go back to 40kg?
>>97837408>normal humans uplifted by patron deity to become superpowered demigods after proving themselves worthy through great deeds
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #601"The new face of Handtraps" EditionPrevious thread: >>97788606Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97835941>You'll also notice [ ]Shit, accidently cut that part.You'll also notice that slabs of the same or similar grade of the exact same card are wildly different in sale price. This should be a red flag to you that what you're buying is a bunch of bullshit.
>>97835674>Runs exactly 1 copy of Monster Reborn in her deck>competitive duelistJust admit you want to have sex with her.
>>97819021>>97831877Which of these 49 cards can support a Blue-Eyes Dragon archetype?
>>97835686y?
>>97836629>>97836944>>97837204Mai Valentine was a great duelist but she didn't reach her full potential that's the reason why she allowed the Seal of Orichalcos to possess her! We need a Yu-Gi-Oh! Bonds Beyond Time remake movie where she uses the Dark Simorgh archetype and teams up with Kaiba's Fang of Critias in a duel where her opponents will be Thor, Lord of the Aesir and Red Dragon Archfiend Assault Mode
Splinter editionPrevious: >>97708621>News & RemindersFood Chain is banned in HistoricArena Direct Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles March 27-29; win up to two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Play boxeshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-march-23-2026>Secrets of Strixhaven Spoilershttps://scryfall.com/sets/sos?order=spoiled>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97836749g2, starting handabsolutely rigged
come to mtgaget groomed by troon abomination op and his faggot mods cocksuckersbecome a draftrannyspend all your allowance money in gemmieslose all the timenever learn to playnever earn a single play-innever competenever go infinite f2ppost crap just to bump ittinteract with op's botssay "at least im european"
>>97837108Congrats hope you make it into the AC so you can represent /mtgag/ hehe
It sure is funny how the composition of your matchmaking queue will completely change when you start playing a new deck, almost like it's trying to set you up against things that specifically counter what you're trying to do, but as soon as you build something to try to counter those decks they vanish like a fart in the wind.
>>97837588Ranked or unranked? Unranked matchmaking takes deck's "weight" into account.
