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Tree 2 Edition

>2024 PHB Scan
https://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf

>Cropped and rotated, but more artifacty
MjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h

>2024 DMG
https://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf

>2024 Monster Manual
https://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)


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>>97832934
Hell yeah, sounds like typical dragon shit.
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>>97834267
I think he links them as proof of his schizo delusions though.
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>>97834271
not really a schizo delusion if he is posting his commissions though
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>>97834272
the compulsion to reply with this every time one is posted because he thinks he serving a higher purpose is a little schizo though
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>>97834279
Sure. Or he's trying to get clicks to his account.

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God Emperor Banishes Horus during Siege of Terra Edition

>RPG Rulebooks
https://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks
>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)
https://rentry.org/40RPGHB
>WANG/Imperium Maledictum News
https://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k
>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC database
http://www.40krpgtools.com/
>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:
https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/
>General 40kRPG Encyclopedia
https://www.scholaprogenium.com/
>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)

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>>97832797
All the major xenos races deserve some nuance -except the necrons which should've stayed mindless slaves to the c'tan- everything else should be nothing more than ontologically evil cannon fodder

Eldar deserve some pathetic 'woe is us we're fortold to doom' shit
Orks deserve some mixture of boistrous goof and voracious, cunning tide of muscle and fungus
Deldar are -slightly- tragic and deserve some consideration, but should be played mostly vile demon elves
Tau being a hopeful, potential-filled fledgling race about to learn the follies of bringing xenos into the fold while dealing with the rigid caste system/ethereal oppresion should be leaned into way more
Nids dont need anything beyond vague inkings of what the hive mind thinks, anything more would be too much
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>>97832722
While most of the details are in the document, the main thing is that peeps will be part of a team consisting of T'au, Drukhari, Kroot, and Sslyth player characters, working for a criminal syndicate that focuses on profit above all, and is trying to take and hold territory for the second time in its existence (the first time didn't work out too well). Special Forces in that you're an elite member of the syndicate's enforcer / mercenary division, performing top secret missions for the leadership to secure territory, get paid, and make a name for yourselves. There's something big out there to find, are you badass enough to charge in guns blazing? In your downtime, you can spread the syndicate's corruption through the galaxy. This isn't Chaos corruption in the spiritual sense, but things like Intimidation, Piracy, Kidnapping, Racketeering, Bribery, Militia Manipulation, Black Marketing, and Slavery operations through ground, space, and mass combat operations. You can also join the fight to secure territory in Commorragh, for more bonuses and plunder. You have an entire sector to exploit. Or you could just go fishing. I won't judge.

I expect it to be a shorter game, dependent on how many missions peeps want to undertake. While the main objective from my perspective is to test out a bunch of the new careers I made, I do want peeps to have fun akin to Scarface meets James Bond with near limitless options. And for other peeps, recruitment is still open. There's still plenty of space for peeps. You can find all the info in:
https://mega.nz/file/ouBF2LLB#tFmXpsdvKA3M6c_aopuJC8Wj1zu_IIDc_5S6rK_Va5A
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>>97832937
Midcrons midwit
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>>97832973
Trayzan's #1 robo-cock-gobbler
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If the Salamanders are the nicest Loyal chapter who is the nicest Traitor chapter? Who causes the least problems when they invade?

Welcome to TODD!

This thread is for OPEN discussion of TSR-era D&D (up to and including 2e), TSR-era settings, and related games, such as retroclones, OSR, and OSR-adjacent games. Free discussion of house rules is encouraged.

>Games
Including but not limited to: OD&D, B/X, BECMI, AD&D 1e, AD&D 2e, For Gold & Glory, Hackmaster, Myth and Magic, Shadowdark, Into the Odd, Mausritter, Cairn, Mörk Borg, DCC, Mothership, Knave, Troika!, White Hack, Black Hack.

>What is this thread NOT for?
Meta discussions and drama related to game creators and other /tg/ threads. We come in peace.

>Resources
2e fan wiki:
https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_Edition_Wiki

2e archive:

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>>97834297
Wasn't that the point he was making? Of the 207 threads, 118 don't mention "first decade". He was explicitly making a list that excluded it.
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>>97834217
>>97834221
Lmao last time you did this you forgot to clip out every time it said something like "the decade is the 1970s" and you for laughed out of the thread. So now you're doing it again with clipped OPs, no link, no screenshot, no anything.

And even if it were true, which it isn't, it doesn't prove it was welcome, it only proves people couldn't be bothered writing it was.

And it's 2019. Seven years ago. The time to complain about it was then, but you weren't around. You don't get to barge in many years later and whine like a bitch that you don't like how things are. Don't like it? Make your own thread.
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>>97832336
>>97832421
>>97832584
>If I false flag nobody will know I'm fishfag and it will prove fishfag doesn't exist
LMAO kill yourself you literal subhuman retard
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>>97834320
(First link to traveller Anon was a misclick of course.)
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>>97834317
>Don't like it? Make your own thread.
Should we tell him?

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>>97833136
>Are we talking about modern firearms or at least semi-modern firearms here?
No.
We are not talking about modern firearms. How in the world could you come to the conclusion that modern firearms were being talked about given the context of the post chain?
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>>97829178
>I'd run them in Runequest with the stat blocks of Praxian braves, just minus most of the magic and riding a regular horse rather than something mental like an ostrich or buffalo.
>Actually, I'd specifically take their stat-block from the Ostrich riders, who are a rather savage Praxian tribe, and would make a fine analogue.
I know next to nothing about Runequest but these covers always fascinated me, cool to hear what these covers were about.
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>>97833203
>How in the world could you come to the conclusion that modern firearms were being talked about given the context of the post chain?
Because you used the present tense instead of past tense.
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>>97827828
Dex no lower than 3 (despite being NPCs)
Riding 3 (they are NPCs), +1 point in Horses specialty
This in total gives them average of 3.5 and thus able to automatically pull most of equestrian tricks and have 50% chance for the really hard stuff.
Any important character gets either Riding or the specialty bumped a point. Any really important character gets their Dex bumped up
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>>97827828
They were tougher than Spaniards and Mexicans but got btfo by Americans once they got their shit together.

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future world champion edition

>Chess websites, tools, videos and books:
https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5

>Calendar:
- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16th
- grenke Chess Festival | April 2nd - 6th
- Menorca Open | April 7th - 12th
- European Individual Chess Championship | April 7th - 19th
- Lichess Spring Marathon | April 18th
- Chesscom Open Playoffs | April 23rd - 26th
- TePe Sigeman & Co Chess Tournament | May 1st - 7th
- Sharjah Masters | May 1st - 9th
- Grand Chess Tour: Superbet Rapid & Blitz Poland | May 3rd - 10th

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>>97833277
they could probably get more victims at a bus stop
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Had a question as a beginner. Are there good youtubers (or books/text-based sources) that cover their thought process for chess games in minute detail, turn-by-turn? I know of Chess Vibes so I guess I'm looking for some more in that vein that go from first turn to last talking about their options and how they're approaching everything. Thanks.
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>>97830814
Sindarov status: not amused
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>>97833993
Hanging Pawns by Stjepan.
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>>>/vg/562471764

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Previous thread: >>97680129

GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.
Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.

A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.

If you're wondering where to start:
- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.
- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.
- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.
- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.

TQ: what's your least favorite disadvantage for a player to take?
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>>97834051
>I think there's an anti-tank rifle in one of the books which has a chance of dealing damage to the user
The T-Gew 18 in High-Tech
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>>97834071
Considering that those books are highly recommended for non-Gurps games, go for it.
They are usually very well researched, with a high focus on what makes those settings and periods interesting for gaming.
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>>97777777
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Are there any GURPS supplements that help you generate the region and land of a world that your world building? Such as generation charts for natural resources and special resources and flora and fauna for different biomes?
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>>97834256
>I like the rapiers, I like the ogryns
Boom de-ahh-da

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▶Previous edition: >>97687864

▶What is /gwsg/?
A thread to talk about Games Workshop's specialist and spin-off games which fall between the cracks.
Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, K*ll Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,
Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster...
...and any other GW system and board game are welcome.

▶Helpful resources (feel free to suggest additions!):
https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V

▶TQ: What is the best Orc Specialist Game?
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I used to not really like the armageddon sector fleet list but I tried actually using the space marine ships available and it has completely solved my usual problem in a fleet like this of trying to include another carrier and light cruisers, anyway how does this look as a fleet?
>Fleet Admiral: 50pts
>2x Armageddon Battlecruiser: 470pts
>Mars Battlecruiser: 270pts
>2x Tyrant Cruiser + range upgrade: 390pts
>2x Strike Cruiser + extra shield: 320pts
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Got a quick question: Can a Venator gang be Malstrain Corrupted? I have an idea for a gang, but I'm not sure if it's rules-legal.
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>>97833223
What is malstrain?
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>>97833223
>Can a Venator gang be Malstrain Corrupted?
No, use badzone enforcer.
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Okay, my quest for a Xenomorph Praetorian gang-boss is going well. Here's what I have so far:

>Natborn Goliath Forge Tyrant, with Tyrant's Own and Prime Specimen to boost her Movement to 6" and her Wounds to 3.
>Nerves of Steel as her skill, to fit in with her Malstrain Genestealer buddies.
>Two Chain Axes for relatively cheap blending.

I'm not sure what armour options to go with, though. So far, I'm stuck between:

>Undersuit+Furnace Plates+Bio-Booster for 65 Credits
>Light Carapce for 80 Credits

What would /tg/ recommend?

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Way of the Samurai Edition

>What is this?
/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAME
IT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.
EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.
It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.

3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRules
as with maps, tokens and lore resources.

>TL;DR Doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA
>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." section

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Prophet-Bureaucrat, above Ozymandias
>Uses divination to run the economy and administration of the Lemurian core territories
>There are no bureaucratic mistakes, only the whims of Fate
>"Famine relief was not in the plan, only the famine itself."
>"A bribe? Heh, as foretold."
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>>97832089
He belongs right in the middle.
>Believes in nothing, just wants to recroot.
>Prophecy? Cultivation? Whatever gets people onboard.
>All according to keikaku.

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Thread died and I recently got to play so I'm making it again.
>What are you painting?
>What are you looking forward to?
>good stories about your hunts

Thread question: favorite fight? Least favorite fight?
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>>97822272
Just some eye candy if you're into that kind of thing. The Forge Priest is a new mini-boss, though.
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>>97828935
Is it the first time they do something like this? I can only remember boneeaters as mini-bosses.
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>>97828935
Wait Pillars are boss encounters? Damn, I bought Fade and Percival because I thought the models are sexy. I don't wanna kill em
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>>97834227
>I don't wanna kill em
Well, you dont
Forge priest is an exception
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>>97834288
Oh excellent. A little sad these threads seem to need life support, hopefully its around for when my 1.6 arrives. I wonder if it's because the initial ask is a bit too much for people

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Is there ANY miniature wargame that isn't insanely expensive? I'm talking about things you can buy in a box and play immediately, not "print your own minis" bullshit or things where you're forced to use proxies cause official models don't exist.
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>>97827739
>america is the best and most free.
at this point i think we should stay on topic.
This is GW, GW is doing this and it is a BRITISH company.
England is unfree and gay, i don't know why you'd go out of your way to defend especially because i think it effects the end result.
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>>97832341
>Is that not covered in the 2020 MOC creature rules?
I mean not as clearly, Mike wants to fit everything into Unit Inches...
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>>97829248
Nigger, that's how value works. Its comparative. You can cope all you want but its still low cost. Get over yourself.
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>>97833059
Everything is cheap if you compare it to the most overpriced miniatures in the market.
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>>97831474
>>97831664
admittedly it might just be nostalgia on my end but I'd probably just use the old 2001 version of the rules myself since they've always felt like the most in depth, though again that might just be nostalgia goggles clouding my mind

30-50 Feral Ogryns edition

Previous Heresy: >>97802085

>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:
https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N
>Titanicus Compendiums
https://gofile.io/d/qdYzem

>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/
>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/
>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)
https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8

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Back to square 1.
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>>97834063
Just say loyalists to Horus, it sounds cleaner
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>>97834178
Damn, that unhappy with how they were turning out?
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>>97834303
White spirit from the oil wash got under the varnish on a bunch of the models (new bottle, don't think it had mixed properly or something) and the paint started tearing away. Not much to be done to come back from that.

It's fine, I've done a better job with the airbrush this time and starting putting a bit more contrast into my colours as well so they're coming out looking better than before.
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>>97834310
Paint falling of does sound like a having to start over moment

A Midsummer Night's Dream Edition

Previously on /slop/: >>97789009

▶ Thread Task: William Shakespeare.

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>>97832553
yeah pretty decent. Would learn Kamehameha from.
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>>97832547
Indeed.

>“O, learn to read what silent love hath writ”
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>page 6
It's all Ogre.
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/bgg/ Board Games General

Previous thread: >>97771950

Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8

*NEWISH* survey results:https://pastebin.com/scAkFdTv

>what's your favorite abstract game?
>what game from your collection would you say are you the best at?
>dice or fixed values for combat resolution?
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>>97832942
Roll for the Galaxy is the one game in our collection that grew on us the most over the years. Two players only. Takes us less than twenty minutes to play without expansions. Takes longer to put it back in the box than it does to setup. The cups suck but yeah if you're rolling those tiny bugger dice by hand they're a bit small but then again some turns you're rolling like twelve or more dice. It depends on your engine. I wouldn't honestly recommend the game to anybody these days but it will never leave our table rotation. I can't think of any game that gives that us that many decisions to make in such a short session.
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>>97833140
>Takes us less than twenty minutes to play without expansions.
I have a friend who is into Race for the Galaxy and we can play it in 10 minutes.
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>>97829260
Some groups are just like that, went to one last week and they had stuff like Cranium set up
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>>97829260
>Ask a shop if they had Hansa Teutonica big box
>"Yeah, that's a lot heavier than what we usually carry"
This place also stocks Vital Lacerda games so I have no clue what the fuck that even meant.
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>>97828161
it's a light game. not as elegant as knizias, but only a bit harder to teach.
you go fast by matching a bunch of symbols together from up to three cards from your hand, plus one from a shared crowd card. there are a number of suits with abilities like cornering, healing, and attacking. whenever you take an action in a suit you advance its skill marker. depending on the crowd's whims you have opportunities to advance the skill marker double. once the skill markers start landing in the bonus zones, your speed when you take those moves gets much much stronger. it turns a game of simple hand optimization into constant tough value judgements of when to prioritize upgrades over your current position.
there's not a ton of player interaction, but the mind games around when to shield from attacks and using whips to maximum effect based on position do enough for me
very timeless vibe and plenty thematic for my tastes

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Trying Too Hard Edition

>Previous
>>97788480
>Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0
>Mediafire
https://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD
>Mega I
https://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw
>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)
https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ
>5e Mega
https://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA
>STV content folders

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>>97834240
If not objectively true, many if not most werewolves probably believe that. The only exceptions to this are vampires that have achieved Golconda, which Garou have observed sending Banes fleeing just with their presence. If there is a single class of vampires that Garou would likely refrain from attacking that'd be it.
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>>97832624
It'll be a mess and I'm curious to see what they'll do. I'm sure they'll make everything worse. Imagine the retcons...
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>>97834100
>surely associated with the Eater-of-Souls
IIRC in woof cosmology a vampire's Beast was actually a literal shard of the Beast-of-War. Eater-of-Souls kinda does make more sense tho.
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>>97834280
This is a bit of an asspull on my part, but I think that might just be projection. The Garou look at the frenzy of a vampire and see Rage, so they ignorantly believe it comes from the same place. A Wight is not just a font of endless violence but a cruel and dangerously keen predator. If it knew how to commit diablerie before wassail it will do so if possible.
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>>97834301
>and see Rage
*corrupted Rage

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Hey /tg/ I have a problem. One of my players is a genuine incel. He's 27 and I'm pretty sure he's never had sex. He definitely hasn't gotten laid in a while. He's not really ugly just kinda weird and awkward. I feel bad for him. But he is taking his extreme thirst out in the game.
>every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?"
>he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)
>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.
>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him
>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair) >you can just tell how excited he is talking about how there should be a dozen villages between these two cities on the map, like he is stopping just short of talking about how many nubile virgin farm girls are there for his fighter to fuck
We tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something. Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch.
So....any advice? Its not worth ruining the game over by kicking him, and nothing is so blatant to be a clear social violation, but the dude is just oozing incel energy and I feel like I should subtly suggest to the DM something that will set his head on straight, and possibly help cure his mindset. Any ideas?
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>>97833928
>One of the PCs is a total dickhead, played by a manchild
... and the problem is?
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>>97833928
>>every time his character, a human eldritch knight, comes back from our adventures he always tries to play up the angle of "we saved the town, where are the girls to suck my dick as thanks?"
If funny, haha. His character can pay for them.

>>he constantly talks about how his character is 6 foot 2 (he's 5 foot 8 irl)
Cool. Most characters will be well fed and nutritioned, so that's not an unreasonable stature.

>>he talks out of his ass a lot about medieval times and says that peasant girls were way healthier than modern women.
Remind him that you really don't fucking care about historic, this is a fantasy game.

>>says how farmers would be begging to marry their lithe 17 year old daughters to him
Tell him to masturbate before coming to games nights then.

>>he talks about medieval demographics and criticizes the DMa works building (which is actually kinda shit to be fair)
Migration and trade did exist, and unless lore says otherwise, will probably exist in this setting. Any big city will have multiple ethnicities to spy, don't be a fag who insists cities must be fully monoethnic.

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>>97834174
>We tried talking to him about it but he twisted it around to make the rest of us sound like we were fucking gay or something.
It's not about being gay or faux-purity (we all wank). It's about sidetracking the plot with unnecessary horniness.
Even in a dedicated erpg, where horniness is anticipated, sex scenes are a terrible idea because they derail the session and take up game time.

Also his character is too important to the story to kick him, and running him as an NPC would suck the fun out of it since there's be a lot of the DM just roleplaying with himself while the rest of us watch.
Well that's your stupid idea.
You can just cut him out and fudge still. If your game is as shitty as it seems to implicate itself to be, a bit of 'rolling with it' won't do anything too bad.
Kill off his character. Fucking do it. Flip the script.
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>>97833928
>my player is... engaged with my worldbuilding and is interacting with the NPCs
Buddy, if you consider that a problem player you have no idea how bad things can be. Tell him that you're not comfortable with the way he talks about sex all the time and that those themes aren't going to be something you want to go into at the table. If you're giving other players girlfriends and romantic side stories then, well, you've already made your bed and now you need to lie in it with him.
I'm going to end this with some sanctimonious bs about how if he harasses anyone in real life in YOUR house where YOUR wife with lopsided tits lives then you BETTER kick his ass to the curb.
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>>97833928
>incel
>not ugly
just rape him? problem solved


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