Who do you exclude from your tabletop games?Why?
>>96650400CHUDs, women, people under 30, new players...Might be all.
I know this is a reaction bait thread about players we hold silent grudges against but the only player we had to actually ban from the table was a chronic human male fighter player who’s only defining features for his characters seemed to be having no personality and contempt for the game.
>>96657542What about people or GMs who insist on doing silly voices or shitty voice acting?
>>96650426>>96650473There are spelling mistakes in your posts. I assume you don't play games then because you'll have to uninvite yourself.
>>96650400Everyone.
Hi!I'm planning on going to an FLGS to play games for the first time. Besides general politeness and hygiene what are some other things I should be aware of before going to the FLGS to not give off a bad first impression of myself to the community?
>>96655192>correct waySo...use my anal sphincter like you do?
>>96655213I have never put a mini inside of my buttJust progesterone and bad dragons
>>96655185Why did you bother making this post?
>>96636748>Besides general politeness and hygieneThat's it. That's all you need.
>>96655502To attract other faggots to blow.
What is the best aesthetic for a human male fighter?
kettle helm or sallet.
>>96658062You've never seen Eastern European gay porn. That guy has eaten in the last month, and he's grim but determined and alert, so he's not broken by overwhelming oppression yet.
>>96655913You didn't have to crush him *that* brutally. He was already humiliated.
>>96658489I don't know how to tell you this, anon...Boys can't get pregnant.
>>96644574Nameless, faceless, practically armoured but not excessively so and loyal to the end.
Thread #001 Autumnal Equinox EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>96590318Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoilered let me know if I should add anything to the op post yall. And welcome back to oldfags and newfags alike!
>>96659178Aye, his sire sounds the sort to fly too close to the sun, known to the Prince and brazen in her scorn for the Camarilla’s laws. I’d say she’s ripe for a reckoning, so she is, once we’ve the measure of her whereabouts.>>96653858I’d be most delighted, Herr Maus, to grant ye a proper tour of the city. Mind ye, we’ll have to keep it all rather hush-hush, the Prince of this tulip-ridden domain holds little love for dragons, not since his most trusted counsellor was unmasked as one of our own, a blade of the Sword of Caine. But none must know your clan walks here, and the Prince’s gaze is turned elsewhere for now, tangled in the quarrels of the primogen, each at the other’s throat thanks to the seeds of dread we’ve sown.’Tis the very reason I came to this place, truth be told, to sniff out that hunted spy of ours. The last missive we had from them read only “Alter Sand Macht Lahm”, though I’ll be damned if I know what it means. Perhaps ye might shed light on it, in return for my aid in finding your lost kin.In any case, I’ve readied a proper crypt for your comfort, and set poor Giorgios to fetch and chain a supper. We shall meet soon, under the shroud of night.
>>96631349>binge media and shitpost to stay human>barely go to meetings>have a guy in every sect>have contacts with every other splat for added leverage>can just rugpull anyone if they act up>clansmen get bored and go play masked private investigator, turn on obfuscate and get intel>ghouls give intel anyway>internet gives intel anyway>other clans just give intel to manipulate you>just have to make sure security systems are working in case of assholes, rat people and nigcuckuFeel my humanity slipping learning C++ though.
Weird question. Has anyone ever experienced or heard about someone spontaneously developing a discipline? Nothing major, but on that little errand I ended up taking a blow that should've at least left a mark as if it was little more than a scratch. I think I may have developed very basic fortitude at some point without realizing it. Will share the full story if anyone's interested. >>96654088>Even in the sabbat one is not truly freeEither you're not very good at reading english or I have not been as obvious as I thought. I've been saying fuck archbishops and prissy prisci the whole time. And don't get me started about the bullshit that is those Black Hand jerk-offs. >>96654984Thanks, clanmate. There's a lot of weird shit out here. >>96658048Good attitude to have on the Antes, you can't do anything about them if you don't have your own immediate shit sorted. The types that go around screeching about them and attributing everything to them are the worst. Almost every time it's just an excuse to seize more power for themselves and slander their enemies. I like to help the sect out by challenging them to Monomacy and ridding us all of their ilk.On the matter of your sire Del, you're definitely thinking with your dick. Thinking with mine is what got me shovelheaded. I ask you the following question honestly. Do you want to spend eternity as the gopher for your very attractive but out of touch and cruel lover/mother hybrid?
>>96659556Tu es tout simplement trop précieux. Has anyone ever told you that you are quite the curious little pickle, Monsieur Nomad?
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Artifacts and Evocations Edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96658222>how the fuck did the former end up the way it did?It is a higher form of autism, but 3e makes sense you once you start seeing it as a narrative card game.Exalted is a story game, the players and st aren't just playing a game, they are actually building a story, and every charm is a story in itself; so you aren't buying WST for your character, you are actually buying the scenario of your character creating stuff from the Wyld.Because of this the Charm is the way it is.
>>96658471Except you'll never use it because it's use is limited to specifically the Deep Wyld. At least it's plausible for Abyssals to semi-regularly visit Labyrinth to use NCM.Gid, errata can't come soon enough, but I feel they'll skip it and jump straight to Ex4.
>>96658512Wyld shaping is a literal infinite resources hack.>OH no the realm has giant armiesWyld shape an infinite amount of soldiers>Oh no where do we get magical materials to build artifacts to fightWyld shape>Oh no where can we find a specific kind of demeseWyld Shape>Oh no I want rare unique materials Wyld shapeNGL the moment the gold faction gets a hold of a wyldshaping Solar they won the war against the Bronze faction.If going to the wyld is a problem just build flying artifact ships and the problem is solved specially of you have the help of travels sidereals.
>>96658889The sheer amount of resources both sides have along with the accumulation of N/A artifacts doesn't change anything more than the location. The biggest problem is that wyld shaping is ass.
>>96658923>The sheer amount of resources both sides have along with the accumulation of N/A artifacts doesn't change anything more than the location???Logistics is what wins wars.It doesn't matter how rich DBs are infinite resources will drown them.
Second Council of Nicaea EditionPrevious thread:>>96506341>Thread Question:Has any non-military historical event inspired you to start a new army or get into a new game?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
V1s biggest flaw is that it had less unit type options then Black Ops. Granted, Force on Force is good but doesn't give a lot of options.
>>96658265No one knows what you're rambling about dumb nigga
>Bolt Action WWII Starter SetIs this worth it as someone who has never touched the game?>Things I know about Bolt ActionOrder dice are randomly drawn to decide who gets a turnThat's about it.
>>96657230They already have loot box models as well as loot box missionsInstead of fighting over simple objectives you have a random deck where you draw what your objectives are every turn
>>96657148While I agree mine also got changed to "preparing to ship" and I'm elated that my 3 year, $100 gambit paid off
I have been interested in oozes/slimes as of late. They appear as a monster type in D&D, Path/Starfinder, 13th Age, Draw Steel (in the starter adventure and Patreon bonus content), and Daggerheart, among other games.Exotic and high-level ooze monsters include living spells in D&D; teratomorphs in D&D 3.0; astral renders in D&D 4e; blobs of annihilation in D&D 5e; mezlans, immortal ichors, and blights in Pathfinder; riftcreepers and oblivions in Pathfinder 1e; living apocalypses and cerebrexes in Starfinder 1e; and gray goos and plasma oozes in Path/Starfinder 1e. Shoggoths could count as oozes, and they appear as such in Pathfinder 1e.Named ooze antagonists include Juiblex, Ghaunadaur, and Turaglas in D&D; the daelkyr Kyrzin in Eberron; the Voidharrow in D&D 4e; and Vorgozen and the suspiciously named Jubilex in Pathfinder 1e.There are ooze-themed PC options every now and then, such as the oozemaster and slime lord prestige classes in D&D 3.X, the ooze master theme in D&D 4e, the plasmoid species in D&D 5e, the alchemist (oozemaster) and shifter (oozemorph) archetypes in Pathfinder 1e, the Oozemorph archetype in Pathfinder 2e, and the entu colony and selamid races in Starfinder 1e. I observed that an ooze race was popular in third-party Pathfinder 1e material, such as Alluria Publishing's squole and Dreamscarred Press's atstreidi and coreid; I once played alongside someone playing a coreid psionicist at 17th level.The only dedicated ooze-themed adventure I know of is The Slithering in Pathfinder 2e. I believe it was poorly received, as its mechanics were questionable and frustrating: particularly the focus on oozes and incorporeals, whose precision damage immunity is unfun for several classes.While it is common to see demons, devils, dragons, or undead as campaign-wide enemies, it is much rarer to see oozes in such a role. Perhaps intelligent oozes could be portrayed similarly to the Klyntar?What are your favorite portrayals of oozes in tabletop RPGs?
>>96597710In Fragged Empire (may a better game engineer work on it and its ilk), there are zhou, permanently hungry descendants of a bioweapon originally created to eat an invading bioarmy. Their "brainpower" scales with size, but the bigger they get, the hungrier they also become; a difficult but necessary balancing act. In their original society (on a remote, near-forgotten biodiverse planet), those who grow too large (usually when refusing to split) are hunted and at times split or trimmed down into more manageable individual zhou by force.They're greatly disliked by the current generation of the bioarmy, but are surprisingly good buddies with the robotic faction (the robots' foodless environments help in avoiding overeating).They're able to incorporate a variety of materials into their self-made bodies and often "wear" masks for individualization.They're also playable.
>>96652785Okay, this sounds pretty based. Thanks.
>>96597710A unique take I saw for slimes was from the manga 'Saint Slime. Slimes are able to enter into a recently deceased host's body by mimicking their blood. They are then able to fully take over the body and it does not rot as there is now fresh "blood" circulating through it. Since their "blood" also circulates through the hosts brain they also have sparse memories from the original host. If cut they will drip out their true slime form. They are still detectable as monsters and are probably affected by anything that would only/greatly affect monsters. It is also shown that they can retain any magical properties of the host, though it can take time. For example, the main character took over the body of a saint that had divine powers. The slime did not have those powers right away, but through research and training regained those powers.I just thought it would be cool to have a village of "humans" who seem a bit off and then later you find out that those people have the same faces of people reported as having died or gone missing.
>>96656935I find this very interesting indeed. It is a fascinating twist on undead with plenty of potential for both PCs and NPCs.Thank you for sharing this.
>>96656935It's pretty good manga.Unironically love one of the major villains so far was a monster tamer that didn't realize he could just order her around.
>DM wants to try running 4e>Alright what are we playing?>Literally everyone is a horse archer ranger>Destroy all of DM's railroaded fights>B B B B B But you have to go inside the dungeon!>No, we'll just be highwaymen, besides they're Medium and we've got Beast Rider>DM bans all HORSES everywhereThat's how 4e got destroyed by HORSES. And you?
>>96657311How does it feel to be a miserable pseud?
>>96657327Hit a nerve there, did I? Deep down you know being a gachacuck is shameful, you could stop it anytime you know.
>>96657372you could stop crying about how other people have fun anytime, but then you would have even less shit to district from being a loser. I don't even play Uma lmao, I just watched the anime.
>>96656083He can't even name one. He did this same shit with hyperbolic bullshit in the 5e general as well.
>>96655439This anon >>96654092 is thinking about the infamous Monster Musume.
Work in Progress "Early Halloween" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96659347yeah it may have started a bit before end times, like i said before maybe in 8th ed, to me from late 7th off its all a blur since it was a downard spiral for fantasy>What's your source for 2006 btw?hinted at here in 2007https://jobs.games-workshop.com/our-history/timelineback then people talked about some models being half cad and half hand sculpted a bit before the baneblade, i don't think there's an official source (other than the above), but you can find coments in some forums or (god forbid) reddit of it starting around that timeit's also fair to asume they would have been exploring and producing some kits if even just to test the technology before commiting to something as big as the baneblade>>96659372if you can't see the diference (in noise) with the others anon example i have an orruck™ to sell you
>>96659492>paint primer isn't paint in the same way that glue primer isn't glue.Except it actually is. Paint primer is a type of paint. Look it up, I'm off to bed.
please don't rotate please don't rotate please don't rotate
>>96658563Has a nice weathered steel look, I like it.>>96658083Lovely model.>>96657704I have no idea what chromatic uderpainting is but these look pretty good, especially if it didn't take you a lot of time.>>96656559I remember this guy(and the other ones as well) from before, very charming minis. Nicely painted, too!
>>96659547it's not. you wouldn't prime your lawn furniture and not paint over it. you wouldn't prime a car and not paint over it. you wouldn't because it's not paint and it doesn't even have the same purpose as paint.
>hating matt ward>hating logarWhats a better midwit filter?
>>96640492I'm a trailblazer
>>96634165>hating matt wardYes.>hating lorgarWhy would you hate the most deep and mature character of the entire setting who is also single handledly responsible for the state of the 40k universe as we all know it? If you hate Lorgar, you hate 40k.
>>96654766As a fellow metal enjoyer, BG is baby tier.
>>96636792The man who can arguably be blamed for starting the chain reaction that would result in the death of Warhammer Fantasy. He also did some crap stuff for 40k, but who cares about 40k?
>>96655947>The man who can arguably be blamed for starting the chain reaction that would result in the death of Warhammer Fantasy.QRD?
Queen of Wands Edition>"New" Apocalyptic Subclasses UA: https://media.dndbeyond.com/compendium-images/ua/apocalyptic-subclasses/KKvJvHGmsJiNaafX/UA2025-ApocalypticSubclasses.pdfIf anyone has the link to the Arcane subclasses pdf post it and I'll add it to the next OP. The survey is out.>2024 PHB Scan (No more fingers edition)https://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster ManualComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96658123Doesn't that just say everything
>>96655519>should I give him another NPC to play or something?yes, if only so that player gets to have fun. Let him play something wacky if he can get the character onto paper in time.
>>96656619Johnson, you're fired.
>>96646780After all these years, why is it a foregin idea to allow the monk to do different damage types with their hands as if you can slash or pierce with your bare handshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kliq6p5npJs
>>96632648how does my prepared spell list look as a 3rd level bladesinger?shieldabsorb elehold personmagic missiledetect magicidentifycomprehend langsleepphantasm forceshadow bladetrying to strike a balance between utility and ritual and melee swordmage spells.
Chubby Girl Edition editionPrevious thread>>96538722>Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster, and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶News: Touchline Tactics – How to counter common playshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/buo482id/touchline-tactics-how-to-counter-common-plays/▶News: A massive Warcry update paves the way for the Helsmiths of Hashuthttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/r8cdyjiv/a-massive-warcry-update-paves-the-way-for-the-helsmiths-of-hashut/▶News: Designers’ Notes – How we made the Gundabad™ Catapult Trollhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/4bf3qmed/designers-notes-how-we-made-the-gundabadtm-catapult-troll/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96644894>>96646355>chubby>flat stomach
>>96659542Just watch, you'll see secondhand kill teams for sale once they announce a new edition.
>>96659559>flat stomachThat model has a fold between the belly and the vagina, right where she ties off the top half of her onesy.
>>96659559>flatu wot m8
The latest documentary The Grim and The Dark portrays mordheim players as retarded manchildren who ignore rules and pretend their miniatures are action figures to bash against the terrain like a five year old. It also has Napoleon Dynamite acting like a retard who asks Tuomas Pirinen himself if he can shoot random egg terrain on what looks like a mordheim or possibly necromunda board. Pirinen acts bewildered before switching topics
Previous thread: >>96462767GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image (follow the URL to get to a folder with some files, read the files to get to the archive). Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: Which rule do you constantly see shilled but always thought it was shit?
>>96659315>all the good stuff doesn't have a date>action 10, DF 24 and monsters 6, template toolkit 5
>>96659315>PU11: Roll Your Own SkillsThe fuck is that even for? It ain't like building skills is something in need of a splatbook.
>>96659315If only they didn't make slop bullshit that no one cares about. Vehicles when. I promise I wouldn't even pirate that one.
>>96659575Anon, I...
>>96659591Yeah, I'm expecting nothing at this point. I basically figured GURPS as a Steven Jackson product was dead after they let Rice eBeg with @everyones on the official discord. Dude somehow made 15k off the death of his boyfriend.
What is your prefer method for when a player can't make it to the game>His character just disappears for the session and puffs back next session>In game excuse for the character not to participate>GM runs the character>Other player runs the characterAnd if the character is there, are you okay with the character dying when the player isn't present or do you try to give it plot armor for the time being? (as in the character doesn't expose itself to danger until the player comes back)
If OSR or "west marches" style adventure, no skipping sessions over a few bad eggs. Only those that participate get to go on adventures.If I'm going to host a heroic adventure game like Star Wars then I'm going to have to require long-term commitment from all participants in order to make every session worthwhile.
>>96652538>I argued that wasn't fairWhy? It doesn't impact you. You still got to have fun playing the game, so it shouldn't matter if it's "fair" or not because the cost was that the player missed out on the actually fun part of the RPG. You should have kept your trap shut.
>>96651642If more than half of the group can't attend, then the session doesn't fire. Otherwise, their characters are assumed to be resting, doing gear maintenance, or talking to the locals as appropriate. Basically option 2 but the player often gets some input on the character's excuse for not being there so long as the player communicated ahead of time why they couldn't make the session.
>>96652495>Your character was abducted by goblins and raped repeatedly.>You fought your way free. You took X amount of damage, got X amount XP, and must make Con saving throw to resist AIDs. If PC is female, they are pregnant until a cleric casts goblin abortion magic. If not done in ten days, the mutant babies eat their way out.
>>96658767I said in that post: It's the reward without the risk. This was a gritty game with maiming injuries but the DM was still in the phase of not wanting to injure or kill a PC if the player's not present. OK. But there's no reason diegetically they should be safe from harm in an AFK bubble but still coming along and getting EXP and loot for shit.Secondly - it doesn't matter if you're behind. This wasn't a PvP game where we all needed to be on even footing or something.
Armed and Dangerous Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>96573137/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<TQ: should weapon affect the crit range?
>>96659368At least in 1e there are plenty of ways to allow for someone to play against the class's usual type, a friend of mine once made a Punch Sorceror with the Orc bloodline to make his strength absurdly high so he could waltz into combat and wreck stuff with melee, then when enemies figured he was just a meathead he's surprise them with a (usually) acid based spell.
>>96658803>everything suddenly goes to shit when the encounter expects that the party's INT expert to be rolling skill checks while the front line holds off the enemy, but in your party the front line IS the INT expert.okay, so? roll the dice and let the party die. tell them to make better characters next time. These problems are all purely hypothetical.
>>96659404See but that's not what that dude is asking for, given that Punch Sorc came *at the expense* of the acid spell's efficiency, and that it is not a core addition or option to all Sorcerers. You should be able to use STR for punching AND casting, or that there is a STR option in Sorcerer kit that is as strong as the STR options in Fighter or Barbarian's kits. A sorcerer spell that runs off of STR.You see I'm getting a headache here.>>96659432Why is it THEIR FAULT you are the one sandbagging??
>>96659461I mean technically they did for a short period of time make a Witch archetype that did that. I think it was Scarred Witch that basically just gave you cart blanche on which ability score you could use your spellcasting with, which often led to people using Con and just amping their Con for no drawbacks?
>>96659304The thing is a tabletop "game" isn't technically a game. It's a platform for collaborative game development. APs aren't a cage that are keeping people from seeing the infinite possibilities of the setting, they're just a third party content package, and when content runs out you inevitably get a blank page. A blank page is infinitely more free but also infinitely more work. Some tropes and compartmentalization make collaboration process much smoother, because each person doesn't need to read an entire strategy guide about what each other person at the table's character can do to figure out their own role. The warrior does warrior things, the rogue does rogue things, the cleric does cleric things, and the wizard does wizard things. Stereotypes and derivative class gameplay keep the barriers to gameplay and content creation low. High powered games and variant rules like dual class are called such in part because you have to know a lot more about the game to know how to engage with them.