JUDGE! JUUUUUDGE!! YUGI'S CHEATING AGAIN!!
>>97270478https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expandable_card_game
>>97270558>FFG adding a rotation and FOMO limited releases because they can't manage to support 75 SKUs for one seriesIt's not fair bros I am not fighting some old fat turd over the fucking Devil Dino Deck for Marvel Champs only to be told to wait for a reprint
>>97270423Damn it, is he attacking the moon again?
I summon my brown wife in prone bone position.
MY TURN
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97236299Bara artists are so gay that the last shred of straightness screams out in the form of making them draw tits.
>>97272883Labyrinthus since you don't have to just go Dungeon Delving if you don't want and is actually amde for couples
>>97272883Isn't Lewd Dungeon Adventures that shitty cashgrab for 5e? I hope you didn't bought it
>>97275024tits are for girlsstop talking about girly shit all the time you fag
GET FUCKED I WON
>>97275889Great! Now please kindly go die and leave my board faggot.
>>97275899If you own this board, can you please ban the ritualposters, michigan IP addresses, and slopfags?
>>97275899Die mad about it, cuck.
>>97275946Seconding the death of Michigan.
>>97276040The fuck did the Wolverine State do?
Where do people actually play VTT in 2025?I searched for games on Roll20 for the first time in probably 5 years, and it's an absolute fucking ghost town.Pic unrelated
>>97269920Seems more like r20 game listings are dead in general (outside of niggers advertising paid shit and/or their discords) rather than specifically text-based ones from my own 30 seconds of looking
>>97267957I wonder if you could make a matrix client specifically for ttrpg games...If not than its fine, just hop on VoIP and use Ogers or Rolz.
>>97266040>Months to years where our schedules don't line upThis never goes away. I became disabled three years ago and have all the time in the world to game. Be it table top or vidya. Boardgames or RPGs. All I need is at least one other swinging dick to visit at any time, day or night, any day of the week to game.It STILL takes months. I get, at best, two gaming days a year with RL friends.
>>97269843I'm literally in a text-only westmarch right now on a discord server.
>>97264415Amusingly, I have not bothered recruiting from the Lancer server (but I do trawl it for resources). All my Lancer groups and players came from either IRL friends or people I met by advertising/joining a campaign on /tg/>>97269843They exist, but like >>97269850 says they seem kind of insular. Presumably you have to know a friend-of-a-friend to be considered, then hope for the best when you get an invite. I'm running such a game right now, though not by choice.Unless you mean Play-by-Post, which is going to get rarer and rarer as attention spans get shorter. Otherwise works like text-only.
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Are there any good kingdom death instagrams to follow?
>>97274192You realize I said Monster specifically and not Kingdom Death, right? I'm not asking for it to come to an end, I'm asking if the lord creator will ever fulfill any of his other stated ambitions related to the KD project and step outside of the confines of what Monster is. You don't need the attitude, bro, I'm merely discussing what's already been spoken about from Poots himself.
>>97274315We are just legitimately on opposite sides of how we enjoy the hobby. Im an old man and have seen it millions of times: The second a company "branches out", you will end up seeing shit like diablo immortal. If the entire problem of growth is trying to reach a lower income bracket of people for a high buy in of a hobby, you eventually see where they confuse the two and end up catering to the "that looks neat" crowd and not the "ill buy it" crowd. The neat little animations and comics are a great start, but catering to every single "make a dark souls type game!" wishes, you ask to split the already very spotty attention of Poots. No disrespect meant, by the way. I just dont agree with aggressive expansion from a poor business man.
happy new year you edgy gooners.
Fuck I forgot how much of an assraper DBK is, forgot to remove monster grease on my Rawhide bow master and she's already lost an arm.
Starting Anew Editionaaah happy new year sub-edition>Previous>>97258877>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272368Happy New Year anon, I'm still hoping to get to play a Princess: the Hopeful x Beast: the Primordial chronicle with an Ugly Bastard character.
Happy New Years anons.>>97275109You guys do sound like darkies but that was a hell of an entertaining read. I suppose when it comes to a multi splat game you're looking more into the absurdist nature of the setting anyway than for dark and gritty le'personel horror
>>97275911>Princess x BeastAnd here I thought ugly bastard wasn't popular in the west.
>>97275932Its probably one of the coolest splats available. A shame it has been so maligned lately
>>97276032I already read in the Deviant thread that some anons like it because you get to play an unrepentant antagonist character (or evil to be basic), but what do (you) like about it?
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Scratch one Cameron boat editionPrevious Thread: >>97249401================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97275964Oh, looks good to me
>>97275964I hate phones
>>97275968Nice also really good area denial.
>>97275930>The Combine and the Suns feel like prime territory for some Marches or Dukes to start getting real ambitious inFor the 3rd Star League to be able to have realistic victory both the FedSuns and Combine have to be so fucked up that they can't resist Clan Wolf plot magic. The Lyrans and Jade Falcons are accounted for, the FWL is accounted for, the Capellans got accounted for by the Ravens, Ghost Bears took themselves out, and the Dracs took out the Fed Suns. We know the Ghost Bears are trying to unfuck themselves politically by going after the Dracs, and that the FedSuns willingly allied with the 3SL probably just for help to unfuck the Dragons Tongue.So the Dracs are probably getting DPed by the GBs and FSs.Do you think the Arkab region will go rogue, just so we can have an independent Space Muslim faction?
>>97274265"No Robert, I don't want people to use them anymore."
RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters!Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about:>RIFTS(tm)>Heroes Unlimited>Palladium Fantasy>Beyond the Supernatural>Dead Reign>Robotech (lol)>TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb>Splicers>Nightbane>Savage RiftsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What is the ideal CS campaign party make up?
>>97269662Lame! No wonder its boring and will never be printed. They need to talk about prostitution.>Interdimensionally famous sex trade"We are now debating price."-Ancient quote written at the base of a statue of Rosescale, Horniest Dragon in Recorded HistoryLazlo has legal prostitution, but pimping is illegal. Its this single sentence that is the foundation of many of the common cases in Lazlo's justice system. It seems a bit stiff but many 'entrepreneurs' try to poke loopholes in these laws. The quote on the street is that if you want to make money off wholesale then do it yourself, to illustrate public sentiment.The beauracracy slips its way in with mandatory health checks and a.license for sex working. Largely its just to screen for human-compatible STDs. They just do not have the budget to screen for all DBee combinations. There is a two year leeway for the annual license renewal. That said, New Gun and Chipwell have lines of contraceptives.It is inconceivable to the human mind the power of going into a mating cycle. Try to imagine: The primal urge to mate can strangle a sentient thinking creatures thinking ability and they become a brain dead goon stumbling for a welcoming embrace. These creatures tend to be highly powerful, 20 feet nose to tail minimum, have very under documented sexual reactions to leylines, and are often adversarial to their own species but have hordes of gold. Dragons, who vanguard for this purely hypothetical species, used this scenario to shape the laws for Lazlo's sex workers. Again its dragons, who built a statue in the center of their whore district of a lecherous dragon, is doing this entirely for other lesser species and not their own kind.
kk, men of magic tokens.
>>97276029Oops, forgot the fusionist. Has anyone played on of these guys?
Fighting with some friends edition>Previous Thread:>>97253609>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97275969>>97274155I take that back, you were aware
>>97274494Biker gangArmoured company with impaled trophies
Merry sanguinalia
>>97276011Delete this
Happy new warmaster year
Is this really what 40k fags consider fun?
>The boysniffer
>>97275663He died as he lived, sniffing for boys
>>97268994It's objectively hilarious and watching the tide of seething from both rancid flavours of sidebrained retards and from the subhuman Nuhammer devotees about it is almost as much fun as watching the episodes themselves.blblblblbBLBLBLBLBLBLLLLL
>>97274438You're thinking of Halo
>>97275684No, it's election tourist cancer like you that doesn't understand that 40k has always been satire. Your "based" Imperium is nothing more than blblblblblblblb.Blblblblblblblblblb.
How do you respond when your players choose to side with a character who is quite obviously, unapologetically evil and meant to be a villain? Typically, unless they leave behind evidence of their crimes, I'll usually let them follow the quest line along until they get killed or arrested somehow.
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>>97275122>Typically, unless they leave behind evidence of their crimes, I'll usually let them follow the quest line along until they get killed or arrested somehow.Mans, I appreciate how you're trying to simulate someone who has run a game but in all honesty if you get your shit together and run a game it will be more fun than this and you'll be able to make better posts about games and art.
>>97275122You just let them fucking do it. It's not hard.But... good luck with that. You're not going to find people with the balls to play evil characters, it's always dipping their toes in rather than willingness to play evil characters. They say they want one thing, then they see evil and freak out and try to backpedal.
>>97275490>But... good luck with that. You're not going to find people with the balls to play evil characters, it's always dipping their toes in rather than willingness to play evil characters. They say they want one thing, then they see evil and freak out and try to backpedal.Can't relate.My Eberron group wanted to do a pirate campaign and they've thrown themselves right into the raping, pillaging and selling people into slavery.
>>97275131>>97275130>>97275292Kill yourself, /pol/tard spic.
Happy New Year’s Eve and Calibration Edition!>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97275826This feels like you're being incredibly insincere and I kinda don't feel like engaging with someone who isn't being intellectually honest with me. Yes, Exalted wouldn't happen if it followed its own mechanics. We always knew.
>>97275841Quit projecting on me lol. I never thought the rules needed to cover exactly how the Usurpation happened anyways. It's just canon that it is and that the solars lost and that they could lose their golden age to the same shit if they aren't careful.This is very basic stuff.
>>97275852When I say you're being insincere it's this. Why are you tryin to start shit if we agree on the basic premise that the usurpation is just a story event done for the setting? The fuck are you picking a fight for?
>>97275866I think saying something is mechanically impossible like it's some downside when the rules were never made with that in mind is just very silly. The Usurpation is a basic element of exalted and has been since 1e.You have to "hand wave it" the same way you have to hand wave the whole First Age. It's just so meaningless and stupid.
>>97275785>I don't need to provide any evidence to support that besides the extreme scale and number of people who can make a mistake.Extreme scale and number of people involved don't matter for shit the moment Sidereals are involved. Sure, if a Solar interacted with anybody who made a mistake then the conspiracy could be up, but they don't. That's how that works.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
I think we should start moving towards rapping this thread up. I feel like it’s gone on long enough and their doesn’t really seam to be an end in sight.
>>97262466>>97271396>>97269885>be Overlord sobek >the Imperishable, king of the stars, breaker of the neverborn, lord of all that can be seen and unseen, the undeniable, the master of the dead words, the dismisser of the false king's pawns, the unbendable, the denier of the storm lord's requests, the unbound, the monarch eternal of the endless void between worlds, God tamer, decrier of the false star, bounder of the broken lords, prince of all treasures of the snow capped worlds, avenger of the fallen empire, rebuilder of the blackstone pylons, void banisher, and many many more>eagerly look over my new "daemon of iron" in its neat little tesseract vault >also since i teleported to my ship to make sure there was no cock ups i was able to exchange my legs to my usual two vs eight >also get my back up staff>i might need to look into getting my original staff back given there are still slumbering necrons on my throne world im sure the tech fetishists havent found yet >and last thing i need is a repeat of whatever that virus was >speaking of which i found Komei's "gift" to me>she doesnt want to be here, sleeps most of the time, and honestly is over everything and everyone>shes perfect>honestly i could leave now and write this whole thing off as a win >but A. i do owe Komei for getting me out of that unfavorable situation and B. i owe that BITCH big time for putting me in that situationComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274938>less details told about that the better >both remaining deathmarks have joined the destroyer cult as a result and are now Hexmark destroyers >fair enough >despite all that i am in a fairly joyful mood >with the focus returning the blood bowl game for the cults and eldar >the imperials fortifying their city >i might just teleport Komei up and bit this terrible terrible TERRIBLE ice rock adu for this year>which apparently it has no completed a full rotation around its sun as well>a very noticeable difference since its still as cold as the void >also its not all perfect>i still have these tits >Fri' Eren said they are mentally sticking around but they "should" disappear >should being the operative word>while i look over my loot and debate sending work to Komei to hurry his ass up one of my immortals (my lychguard are out of service until that virus is totally cleared from their systems) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269640>>97269679>>97272427>Be Dracon Baessira, Coal Hearts Kabal >The Corsair still doesn’t entirely seem to know where he is, but he starts removing a few items of clothes, so that is promising >But then the cheerleader in the photos comes in, sees the photos, gets upset, then throws a pompom and storms out >I guess he wasn’t supposed to have those photos>Kinky>But I guess not that kinky since the Corsair’s desires have apparently cooled, and he stumbles out after the cheerleader >Pout >I wonder if it was the fact he is late for his game, or the fact his girlfriend found out about the photos, or maybe he sobered up just enough to have second thoughts about a liaison with a Drukhari. It could be all three judging by his mumbled outburst >Surely it doesn’t have anything to do with my physique, I mean, I suppose there is a bit of an age gap, but with all that agony I was consuming earlier, I look younger than he does >I flop down on my back on the bed, and then start looking at the photos >Some of these are actually pretty good, I will have to add them to my personal collection >A Space Marine comes into the room and sits down on the bed next to me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97275975>I know enough about the Krampi to know they will try and turn on us at some point around the six hour mark, all my followers have instructions to ditch their tainted weapons and head back to the Webway around now >I hand the Space Marine my business card, activate a portable Webway Gate, and then step through it, taking a few of the photos with me >>97274619Good thread and Happy New Year
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New year's resolutions?
>>97275837Write one small piece a week
>>97275837Just to be more active. I need to tie up the loose ends in the timeline and catch the game year up to irl years.
>>97275837Participate in an MP I like and develop an actually interesting storyline for my build
>>97275441Just have all the pygmys and child soldiers come in from the east since it looks properly jungly. We can do some rituals and morale damage on our way simple as. No fancy tactics just raw savagery.
Helstorm Fireworks Edition(Happy New Year, men of the Empire)>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274077>TQ:To finish off my Bretonnian army.
>>97274952>HopesRedone sculpts for armies that need it most ie wood elves, dorfs, some empire stuff>FearsNew edition with Streamlined(tm) rules, that will be "easy to learn, hard to master" With all new Tactical Flexibility with Command Points>ExpectationsLiterally none
>>97274243LGS owner offered to sell me a generously sized tub full of multiple copies of IoB skaven... Might have to take him up on that soon.
>>97274077I want to get 500 pts of my chorf army done (painted and based) + 750 pts of empire done.
>>97275482Do it,as long as you have a need for them. the warlord you can convert to be with hand weapon and shield pretty easily, shame about all the poisoned wind mortars though, but I guess you could sneak 1 into a jezzail unit as a filler
