Can internet make good tv?
Those dont even look like strongman women
>ywn wrassle strong girlsLife is unfair
>>217456985Spoiler : the dwarfs won
>>217456985>3/5 the 'giantesses' are literal OF pornwhoresGod I fucking hate women so much.>have literally any unusual physical feature whatsoever>just use it to be a more profitable human cumbucket
Next do average guys with physical jobs vs "strong" women
Why do they decide to remake Anaconda? I hate remakes and I can't understand Hollywood logical thinking.
>>217450774It's ironic. Millenial cringe. Kinda like Jump Street.
>>217450774>PISS ON ME
>>217450774>moves erratically doing circles with his head>"I AM...THE ANACONDA!"
>>217450774It's a meta remake.The Chinese also did a sort-meta-comedy remake.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xltHLNlrLw
>>217457150That movie isn't meta at all, it's not a comedy, it's also not really a remake. It's just a regular old Chinese rip-off of the idea of actors stuck out in the jungle hunted by a giant anaconda while a shady guy hunts said anaconda in turn, but they're all asian this go round.There's no meta commentary on the thing, everything is played straight and what little comedy is in there would barely be out of place in something like Aliens, it's just a no fuss no muss shameless ripoff Asylum style, but with a better budget.
>Be wild west law men>go around just fucking mowing down criminalsthis movie is based as fuck
>>217457701ain't you a daisy
For me it's My Darling Clementine.
JOHNNY RINGO
JERK THAT PISTOL AND GO TO WORK
everytime i watch this beaner(bean eater) eat up that giant plate of beans, i get hungry
>when the Matrix was first built there was a man born inside who had the ability to find the image with exactly 2 stars with 5 spikes
Yeah. That's me.
>>217457253You can tell the mods are jeets because no calls those "spikes" they call them points.
>What are you trying to tell me? That I can find the image that contains the object on the right, then click Next? >No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you buy a 4chan Pass.... You won't have to.
kek >>217457253
Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
>>217457069You do realize that, although they lost control of most everything else, the characters retained total control over whether or not they were filming at any given moment, and that since the events occurred over eight days and eight nights but only 80 minutes of footage were recorded, there were therefore many hours of unfilmed time that they shared together. You do understand this, yes?"I wanna movies, Heather. Isn't that we're out here to do? Make some movies..."
>>217453096she's literally got a fivehead, whoever wanted to fuck that is mentally unwell
>>217457211Corr
>>217457237I’ve definitely drunkenly plapped worse
>>217453272Fuck she was so hot.
>what could have been
>>217454855Prime Carano would have been a powerhouse for action roles if the script writers would just cut it with the strong female protag nonsense and keep her lines to a minimum. Her delivery is dogshit but her physicality is 10/10. She'd need an anti-architect on staff following her around day and night though. She always struggled with weight management. In this clip that's her fully cut down weigh in weight for the upcoming fight. The only time you see athletes like that in the fightgame even then is in the heavyweight division and when people are fighting above their optimal weightclass.
>>217457515I wanna die by snusnu so fucking bad.
>>217455318she endin colonialism and takin back reparashuns one white-ass tomb at a time
>>217456053oh no, we love big titty blonde bitches?? How terrible it feels to be a zoom zoom! What ever will we do?! Dumb millennial fag
>>217457401Fuck yeah! Tr 3 was stupid hard and I was stuck in the quicksand level for a long time. I only beat the level once and never finished playing it. The new ones are pretty cool and the crafting mechanics are interesting.
What kinos are y’all finna watch today in memory of MLK ?
>>217453434you had to be there man
>>217448118
>>217448118I'll watch the Lupita Nyong'o scene and cum in his honor.
>>217448156
>>217453434no, there were still actual racists that were happy, lots of generic conservative people that didn't care and a good amount of liberals that were sad
I'm glad they stuck closely to the source material.
>>217456757cute!
>>217456791>armpit hairdisgusting. she's for the streets
>>217456757Moner was so much prettier than the others, lol. Everyone else looked subhuman compared to her.
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>>217432808Do you have this one?Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where the fuck are my Emmys?
Is this worth watching? It has insanely high scores across the board
>>217457538You should have seen it last year when it was back in theaters but it's fun. It's Nolan's 2001 so make of that what you will.
>>217457607That video is pseud loser trash
>>217457538This movie is impressive to normies. It's really mid though
i wanted the movie to be more like the water planet, you basically get no more of that outside of that scene, the ice cloud planet was okay but really nothing special
>>217457627It's okay if you're not intelligent enough to understand it, it's not an easy topic.
>character at home by himself>is wearing clothes and not doing everything naked
>cuts bangs>career endsmany such cases
>>217455106>omg you're the tick tick boom timebomb girl>"Actually it was just 'tick tick boom timebomb', 2 'ticks'">*police are called as a result of the scale of the ensuing argument*
>"I want to see some booty action!">camera cuts to a rear shot of Kenzicute, but if I were the director I would have dialed up the fanservice way moreI mean it's a show about demons, spirits and succubi
>>217454822Kiss her and marry the dog
>>217456644The show was very horny but it was on a network that had very low tolerance for raunchiness, and the result is nonstop blue-balling.
>>217429081>nobody:>poltard: TRANNIES
>>217426366>random background wife edition
>>217457449why cant we sexualize aliens
>>217437750This movie sucked. Even the evil romance was lackluster.*Sucked for a James cameron movie. Compared to modern hollywood it was mid.
>>217457213for as much as i hate wojacks, i have to give props to the artist for this one, really captures the dread of recognizing a man you killed once come back to hunt you again, even under a new skin
>>217457213>>217457651This was kino back when we had no idea what Fire and Ash would do, but I feel it kinda clashes with Quaritch later getting a redemption arc, giving a sense that it won't be paid off
hahahahaha hell yeah dude
>>217452863We all could learn so much from him
>>217457690A cupcake and a candy bar
>I heard some guy udon your face
>>217457690>what if child porn got you high?
>>217452392Main Character. Lurk more newfag.
arthouse, classics and stagingreviving this general edition>QOTDNo questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once. Previous >>217401502
>>217457375btfo
>>217436436All That Jazz
>>217457141don't you get it, Africa needs at least $3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 before we can even think about that
>>217457375what do you mean google and download the poster
>>217455766>I've never seen a place with so many malcontents who actively hate each other and anything that gets posted.I raise you /mu/, a whole board where no one likes music,and since 2016, half of /lit/ is just sanctimonious christians bickering amongst themselves because there's no religion board.
>go over to girls apartment>she forces me to watch this faggot zoomer show >starts giggling and looking over at me when the dudes start having sex>i tell her to turn it off after the first sex scene because it's really gay and I get the jist of it>start cuddling her and touching/sucking her tits after>the next day she texts me saying all that touching made her uncomfortable actually and she doesn't want to see me again So women can turn on gay porn as a joke but when you feel them up apparently afterwards its too much for them and uncalled for. Clown world.
