What went so right?
>>219247760why is luffy incredibly weak? it feels like the average devil fruit user would die from a punch to the face
Vaguely following the proper events and themes while not mocking itself and having pretty nice costumes and setsThey passed one of the lowest bars ever set by man and who would have thunk it, it came out pretty decent
Why is this show doing okay or bad in America but every other country loves it? It’s a comfy show
>>219253888One Piece is fucking huge everywhere but America4Kids absolutely destroyed the show's reputation with its hackjob editing and god awful voice actors, by the time they stopped they were well over a hundred episodes of garbage deep
I don't know what One Piece is and I'm too afraid to ask now
What's the best spaceship you've ever seen in a movie
>>219247321Did it have the cargo bit? Mine was missing the cargo bit.
>>219214700Looks like a giant Garden section of Home Depot.
>>219225657Heh
>>219249636What is it with dumb fuckign zoomers and their fucking awful uncropped phone screenshots?
the KINOest ship, both inside and outside.in fact she's so full of KINO that she literally has a KINOdispenser
I actually think it's a comfy watch.
>eating ice cream in a morguethats fucked up
>>219255724Why?
MOGGED
>>219255165Yeah so Redditors
>>219254662It finally gets competition and it tanks. Shocking. It's almost like it's not a good film.
reddit bros, we lost
>>219254662>the superior space movie wonIts okay bros, you can still hump your rock thing or whatever
>>219254662Reddit loses to Reddit
watch The Shield
>>219253172Shane being Shane, especially the classic "hick and the spic" bit
>>219251647This was another unrealistic sex scene. no one fucks in all sweat on a chair. most guys coom within a 1-2 minutes
did he suck him off to completion or was it just for a little bit solely for humiliation?
>>219255102Til completion. Most definitely.
remember not long ago. I was watching this. had to rewind this scene a few times
*saves your movie*
OP posted the wrong pic, lemme help ftfy.
>>219254895
>>219255238walled
>>219254895She doesn't want to hear your opinion of why Mario 2 was slop. It wasn't made for you.Hope she eventually finds the audience it was made for, because clearly they ain't showing up for her movies.
>>219255238Blasphemous harlot
Eye-Popping Terrors editionPrevious >>219184865
>>219255393It seems kind of shitty to me to cut out fans who can't make it to such screenings, but hell he didn't ask me. He was in Aimy in a Cage, and while he did not create that, it is quite bizarre and is the kind of thing I imagine he may make. It's worth a watch; I quite enjoy it.
>>219255266>men have to work 40 hours a week until their body is broken down>women can just sit at home and post a pic of their feet/tits/holes once a day and retire at 25I hate everything so much it's unreal. At least horror movies I can cheer on the slasher villain as he slaughters everyone.
>>219255547I'll check it out, thanks
>>219255559>women can just sit at home and post a pic of their feet/tits/holes once a day and retire at 25Stop with this shi. Outside the top 2%, most are making less than 300 a month. In real life, most males AND girls are struggling and couples struggle together. Stop with your woman crap.
>>219255266You spend 24/7 being gay brown and retarded. And your only release from that hell is spamming the same off topic talking points on /tv/ over and over.Reminder that the second you accidentally upload the wrong image, I'll be sending your family a record of everything you've posted here.
>2026>i am... forgotten
>race obsessed with physical strength>reproduce with an Asian instead of a black KweenWhat did Dolan mean by this? Nigga mark would have kicked conquests ass without getting his guts spilled
>>219255003Youre a fag with bad taste
the recent conquest vs mark fight was rushed, too short even. it shouldve taken up like 50% of the episode at the bare minimum, not like 10% what they did. what a flop
>>219255287Nolan knew better than to give a monkey a gun
>>219255287Any specific benefits certain races of humans get for strength aren't going to matter when they become supermen. Their viltrumite dna will carry any of them.
Are these two fantasy series worth watching? How do they hold up in 2026? They were big in the 1990s, but what about them would be so different to newer fantasy series in recent years?
I've always wondered, if Xena fucks like a beast or does she take it slow and draw it out as much as possible?
>>219215659explain why this wouldn't work? its a typical whirlwind warrior class attack
>>219254122 Xena likes to be dominated, but only the gods can tame such a sexual beast.
>>219214110>How do they hold up in 2026?Not good. Very low budget and cheesy. Campy acting abounds.Fun if you like that kind of stuff.
>>219214857>when you tell a woman that tyrone will be at the party
webm thread
>>219255442rainforest pussy my beloved
>Destroys Star Wars>Destroys Star Trek>Dissapoints gajillions with Lost's unresolved mystery box slopHas anyone done more to ruin science fiction?
Who blamed JJ for Lost? He was literally just an idea guy that fucked off after the first season.
>>219251343he was co-creator and executive producer throughout
>>219251343He was still in charge.
Star Trek 2009, Cloverfield and 10 Cloverfield Lane were all very good
>>219253857>Vulcan has no moon.If you understand the context of that quote, then you know how poorly the characters were written.>Vulcan within visual range of Delta Vega.Absolute trash.>Literally depicting driving a 1960s classic off of a cliff.Demonstrating his complete contempt for the fandom.No, Star Trek 2009 was not very good imho.
>Star Wars but without the fun
>OP a faggot
>>219255680Midwit show.
This might be some of the best television made in the last 10 years.
Project Hail Mary was kinda boring. It felt like a kids movie with zero stakes. So many quips it was like watching a marvel movie. The urgent problem with the sun being drained was solved so easily like it wasn't even a big deal at all. I don't even understand why the subs were being drained. The explanation didt make any sense.
>>219255473>why the sun's were being drained.I meant to say. The biggest mystery of the movie was explained away in a minute.
>>219255473Yep, you hit the nail on the head. I didn't really hate this movie, it was nice in a lot of parts, but there was never a moment of tension. There was only one moment when Ryan Gosling's life is at stake, and then it's up to a literal rock with no face to provide the emotional gravity of trying to save his life in time. And then, we wait a while but it's pretty obvious Rocky is gonna make it. And then, the second moment of danger is when Ryan Gosling realizes the amoeba stuff is gonna destroy Rocky's ship, but there's no tension there either, he just immediately decides to go save him and everything is fine.It might have been less "hard-science," but a true filmmaker like Michael Bay would have had a digital clock counting down the seconds until the sun dies before Ryan Gosling saves it at just the very last millisecond. We're watching a movie here after all! I want to feel something, dammit, not just just lightly amused by the silly jokes!
What makes a movie Reddit?So far what I have is>Veneration of science but only complicated enough to reward “former gifted kids” for their background knowledge>Snarky sarcastic protagonist whose plight somewhat involves being too smart/autistically devoted to the truth>Le heckin 80s-90s-2000s pop culture references>No emotional nuance, why the audience should root for or root against a character is spelled out so they feel good for supporting the right characters
Redditors pretty much universally think they're smarter and more morally pure than they actually are, and probably have high functioning autism (but not the degenerate furry kind).If there's some allusion to science, atheism, and right wingers being bad, then Redditors are all over it. If there's a main character who's a smart guy who lords it over some ignorant hicks or spoiled stupid rich people, then Redditors are all over it.If there's any sex, it has to be weird sex. Either for the purposes of virtue signalling, or pissing off conservatives.
>>219225962Happiness (1998)
>>219240459Sean and the Dead and Hot Fuzz are legitimately great though. They're simply too well-written to be Reddit: the humor is smart and not lazy, characters have distinct voices and don't all talk the same, and pop-culture jokes are used with relative restraint. That said, his later stuff like Scott Pilgrim and Baby Driver is (sadly) very Reddit.
>>219240308Chuds are reddit
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